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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by TheUmmah: 6:34am On Jul 23, 2015
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by TheUmmah: 6:32am On Jul 23, 2015
www.nairaland.com/2144338/romance-section-chat-central-derailers/1420#36034685



Darkrebels final epic disgrace on nl!

Cc: coogar and giyazz! Long thread but worth every 2nd!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah:
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Army Boss Launches 'Operation Lafiya Dole' by TheUmmah: 6:59am On Jul 20, 2015
grin Aah! I can smell the death of thousands of terrorists coming in the near future, and it smells real good! Like tom ford 4 men!
PoliticsRe: We Will Make Boko Haram Beg For Peace – Nigeria’s Army Chief by TheUmmah: 6:55am On Jul 20, 2015
wink Go, Kill and Come back! Plenty promotion and gbedu go dey wait 4 you and your boys! No shaking!
CelebritiesRe: PHOTOS: Abuja Big Girl Buys Herself A Sleek Benz by TheUmmah: 2:08am On Jul 20, 2015
cry So cash dey 2 buy "sleek benz" but no change 2 purchase chain wey no go make her resemble the slaves from amistad? See tura work sha!
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Ministerial List: 33 Out Of 36 Nominees Fail Corruption Test! by TheUmmah: 2:04am On Jul 20, 2015
grin This report get K leg abeg!
PoliticsRe: Dasuki’s Bank Accounts May Be Frozen This Week by TheUmmah: 2:02am On Jul 20, 2015
smiley Frozen? So when should we expect them 2 melt it down? Sambobori in yawa!
FamilyRe: I Told My Hubby To Stop Using My Money.am I Wrong? by TheUmmah: 1:54am On Jul 20, 2015
grin WOMAN? And their own FINANCES? It seems most of the guys wey dey hia na learners? Any advice sent their way as regards cash na voicemail! No need!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 4:46pm On Jul 19, 2015
cheesy
RobinHez:
grin
Darkrebel come login with another monicker dey cry say make dem ban agapechris too...I just dey laugh grin
That was the biggest lol of all! That dude is pitiful!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: An Interview With Misssclassy, Obinoscopy, Airforce1 And Aminat508 by TheUmmah: 8:21pm On Jun 28, 2015
angry Abeg I need these questions answered sharply:
1 obinoscopy! No comment cuz I no send u!
2 aminat! No comment cuz I also no send u!
3 misssclassy! why are you avoiding the legitimate questions you have been asked? This thread won't be closed till you answer them! So Stop dulling! Or has your confidence gone to the toilet?

4 airforce1! How come I always see local mgbekes in the family section laughing and dissing your jams? Are you naturally wack or na pm beef? And this your "metuselah album" will it ever be released?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 12:32pm On Jun 21, 2015
redgem:
Ishilove please na have mercy on Jack
angry

My friend will U shut up! If U are so desperate to flirt wit him y don't u go and pm him instead of openly canvassing trash on evry page? Kwot!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 6:32am On Jun 19, 2015
MrsChima:
I am in Harlem! cheesy
Harlem? The 1 in ikoyi abi? Lying Dunce
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 7:44pm On Jun 11, 2015
LadyBoss1:
This morning u tried to get me drunk

Now its red pill ... Oga wetin i do u now tongue
grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 7:41pm On Jun 11, 2015
LadyBoss1:
In 5 minutes
How u think im gonna get there undecided
We are all in the matrix right now! Take the red pill in your medicine cabinet rite now and begin the journey! Lol
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 7:35pm On Jun 11, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Lol d one u bought me wink
Meet me at mines ln 5 mins so dat I can drop the rhymes 4 u in person and as a bonus u can get the "rimming treatment" all night long!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 7:19pm On Jun 11, 2015
grin E be like say this MERS virus don affect this thread
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 6:57pm On Jun 11, 2015
Truckpusher:
Fucklord. grin
grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 6:56pm On Jun 11, 2015
laykorn:
What's your username - the old one?
Funlord
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 6:43pm On Jun 11, 2015
laykorn:
Oh! Why don't you mail them? They will surely free you.

But for a man who visits jail every week, a man who has the seen the ugly face of Alagbon on this beautiful Thursday and even prefers to shroud it's horrid face in extreme irony, how does he manage to retain his force - the venom - behind those steel bars?

'Ummah' is just not any name. grin
This is the price U pay 4 being in the cabal! She came viewed the message, read the mails and bounced! People fear what they don't understand and hate what they can't conquer! I'm still balling like lebron!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 6:33pm On Jun 11, 2015
laykorn:
Hmmmm! Isn't it quite ironical then that a single press of one Ishilove's buttons could transform you - a destructively superb matchless super-being - into a mute for the rest of your life?

Isn't it? What do you think? grin
Not possible! Its the anti spam bot dat got me and dey said its in error! But given our history I'm not suprised its taking this long 2 get reversed! Who cares anyway I'm in jail evry week! Alagbon looks good dis evening
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 6:26pm On Jun 11, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Oh lol just mail super mods it will come off


Hit wetin pls oh dont corrupt me wink
Girl! Your a nigerian! U were born corrupt!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 6:24pm On Jun 11, 2015
dharay99:
always getting banned.
Lol! Na anti spam bot today oh! Although some mods dey beef me so maybe dem just wan hate the frosh nigga! Dem don mail me sha!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 6:23pm On Jun 11, 2015
laykorn:
Hehe. cheesy

A name like this sure has it's roots deep - deeper than anyone who isn't peering at the world through your goggles could ever get to . Probably, this is a pseudonym; one that puts into spectacle your intuition that you're one indestructible force; a force laden with immutable fury.

Am I anywhere close to the button? grin
Very! i Sip on cosmic slop 4 breakfast, have lunch at the pyramids in egypt and dine @ the bottom of the atlantic during dinner!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 6:20pm On Jun 11, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Im bored

Funlord u rap right

Give me quick 8 bar with my name in it grin it better b good or else

I Zone U tongue
Girl I don't rap! I only school dem weak mcs as a hobby! What's up with the zoning, I need 2 hit dat 1st before u can decide U know! Anti spam bot just _fucked me over 4 no reason! Lol
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 6:03pm On Jun 11, 2015
laykorn:
The Ummah? Do you know what this translates as in Arabic?
Of course I do kid! Mastermind on duty! get familiar!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 5:53pm On Jun 11, 2015
Ishilove! U want make I bring the pain again?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 5:47pm On Jun 11, 2015
_Fucking anti spam bot! These mods dey sleep on duty abi?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 3:47pm On Jun 06, 2015
Darkrebel666:
cc: Ishilove, Farano ✘
See him calling mods! Damn! Just change yourname to "BABErebelkardashian69"! You surely are a girl trapped in a boys body! Lol
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 3:40pm On Jun 06, 2015
Darkrebel666:
whatever or whoever you are,fÜck out of my mentions and quit vying for my attention ✘
Sorry kid you "attented to yourself" when you allowed yourself to be publicly disgraced on multiple threads by those dudes! You have no more rep or critical acclaim so stop lying to yourself! Now please kindly swerve into that olosho joint you were trying to enter before,because only prostitutes respect you now! Your done stick a fork in yourself! Lmfao!

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