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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:47am On Aug 06, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
hello mr crackhead, do u know dat UK goverment are planning 2 dport all refugee 4rm their camp? get ready 2 b put in a container bak to togo. "anyways crackhead is a compliment.
Look at who is calling someone a crackhead? When your eyes look jaundiced, you look malnourished, you are suffering from ebola, and that blue room in the background of your pix looks like your toilet, bathroom and kitchen combined! Your are too poor to be a crackhead sef! You are just a _dickhead!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:44am On Aug 06, 2015
[quote author=Humanbeing1st post=36661784][/quote]Your too dumb for my liking! We all know you are gay samurais alternate! When I'm done with him then I will face you squarely! Kindly wait for your time you foolish unimportant dimwit! You are now on permanent ignore! _idiot!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:41am On Aug 06, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
CC SEUN,ISHILOVE,LALASTICLALA pls u all shud do smting concerning dis moniker above, what he type is totally uncalled 4
angry

You are a cursed and _stupid buffoon! So the nonsense I see you typing here about sinnzu,funlord,mr cork,dharay 99 and others is the truth? Did you not call dharay 99 gay yesterday? You are a moronic entity! You said you are a bully abi? I can see you are a local 1 with the genetic make up of a cowardly chicken! Till you change or we both get banned I won't let you rest! Beast master like you!
Cc: obinoscopy,lalasticlala,rocktation, ishilove! SEUN!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:29am On Aug 06, 2015
undecided
KINGSAMURAI:
hello hw are you? d usual? unemployed
Ah! Mr AIDS victim! So you have finally finished taking your AIDS _cocktail abi? You should be ready for todays round of your punishment then! at least your t cell count has slightly improved! Or are you ready to beg for mercy you convoluted goat!
RomanceRe: Why Does This Boy Follow Me Around School? by TheUmmah: 5:23am On Aug 06, 2015
Maybe you look like a thief!
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Grab? Una Should Try Stop by TheUmmah: 5:20am On Aug 06, 2015
undecided
MrsPhyno:
I was writing essays on some other thread so I came to write nonsense here grin

Everything you see you grab. How many female armed robbers have you met before? angry None! Women don't just grab things!

I remember when I still dey secondary school and I bought one sweet Lacasera on a hot afternoon. One mumu boy now came and grabbed it from me and was just drinking it! I couldn't chase him cause I still get small shame cry

Even women, living human beings like yourself, you people will still grab their waist or their arm! Why? Try stop am. Thank you.

cc: Teempakguy the brainiac
lalasticlala embarassed
With the kind of trash you put up here I find it hard to believe your lies that you were writing essays somewhere else! You seem _moronic! No vex
PoliticsRe: Minimah: BH A Tool to Advance Political, sectional and Religious Interests by TheUmmah: 5:15am On Aug 06, 2015
grin My friend shut up there! Bloody peppersoup general! Na now when you dey unemployed you don sabi the causes as well as the solution? Nonsense! Probe dey come soon!
PoliticsRe: Anambra PDP: We Don’t Regret Voting For Jonathan-the Nation by TheUmmah: 5:12am On Aug 06, 2015
grin Who gives a _fuck? After all una vote bin no matter so at the end of the day even the bros j no still send una!
PoliticsRe: Where Are Our Bring Back Our Girls Campaigners? by TheUmmah: 5:09am On Aug 06, 2015
undecided At the moment dem dey sleep! Abi make dem no sleep again because of you o.p?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Rules Out Scrapping Of NYSC Scheme-punch by TheUmmah: 5:07am On Aug 06, 2015
They should scrap this trash that just breeds corruption, laziness and prostitution! It has outlived its usefulness and the job placements are of no benefit to the corps members except connected ones! Its better we send our youths on some sort of year long military service so that they can form the bedrock of an alternative type of army and so that they can gain new skills and discipline! This program is dead!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 8:54pm On Aug 05, 2015
cool
TheSonOfMark:

I'd template that earlier assertion of mine based on what is obtainable here in Nigeria.

From Lagos to Port Harcourt to Uyo, most 'area boys' are default Chelsea fans. It's nearly always the same.

Why Chelsea? All Chelsea fans aren't 'area boys' but all (pardon the hyperbole) are CFC fans. You can take opinion polls.

Liverpool and Arsenal fans are relatively calmer.
I hope you are aware of who dat 4 day old moniker REALLY is? It starts wit A and ends wit 5! Its the LIAR!
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Versus Phyno- Who Is A Better Indegenious Language Entertainer ? by TheUmmah: 8:32pm On Aug 05, 2015
grin
proxillin:
[size=16pt]Phyno[/size]
I personally like the way Phyno raps. The voice is unique (although Olamide's too).
But there is this lovely way he present his Igbo diction. It makes you wanna learn Igbo.

I have all his tracks. I have a colleague from south East who help me translate his songs.



[size=16pt]Olamide[/size]
He has a unique voice too...

One good thing I admire about him is his ability to sing. He is also a good singer. He is blessed.

But thats not his strength. The real deal is; His songs are always echoed on every street. They are always hit musics that you hear for months before it fades off.

Nearly everyone will know and sing his song.

Jeje Lomo eko nlo, I no dey denge denge I no dey Pose...Shakiti bobo...

Even old people sing his song.

[size=16pt]Ratings[/size]
Phyno: 6/10

Olamide: 9/10


I give it to Olamide.

Whats your take ?
Take this thread 2 the politics section and you would receive authentic answers from there!
FamilyRe: How Can I Make My Wife Crave For Sex With Me? by TheUmmah: 8:22pm On Aug 05, 2015
undecided Get a stronger longer and sweeter _penis!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 7:57pm On Aug 05, 2015
Useless king samurai! Keep running! You will know no peace until you grow up! Dirty immature albino bastard! Come and chat na!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 7:10pm On Aug 05, 2015
undecided
KINGSAMURAI:
ha ha ha shud i come? lemme suprise u
Good evening mongrel! Please stop bothering ladyboss1! She's human so she can't interact well with beasts like you! Please answer this question for me! Why does your face look as if your neck vomitted it out?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 6:49pm On Aug 05, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
nope my lady GUENEVERRE acording to MERLIN, it wont fail, what i will drop will bring nairalanders 4rm all sections into derailers paradise,infact d traffic dat day will b too much, its a perfect christmas gift to all of u. "mind u dnt fall 4 his tricks o, u know i like u so much so i wud feel bad if u 4ll 4 his tricks, anyways gud evening my lady GUENEVERRE
Hi olodo rabata! After taking a peek at your picture I must say that even though I don’t believe in plastic surgery in your case I think you should go ahead and get some done! The faces of people like you are the reason we have middle fingers. Horrendous!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 6:32pm On Aug 05, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
sweerve
Nope I will only swerve when you stop being a daft _fuckwit who spreads _stupidity and foolishness on this thread! And also when you stop looking for trouble like a recently born baby goat!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 6:25pm On Aug 05, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
lemme repeat myself again, shut ur tramp 4rm a trash u cal mouth, u are both of them and uve been bursted.
hello tramp! I can see you have started opening that garbage bin you call a mouth once again this evening! Why did you run like an agric chicken this morning? Is being extremely _stupid a full time job for you? You look like an albino donkey by the way!
RomanceRe: I Am Sorry Romancelanders by TheUmmah: 6:18pm On Aug 05, 2015
cheesy
Aisha95:
Cc.
Jacksparrow0712
Sassybae
Gurgle
Kinglekan
Truckpusher
AgapeCharis
Starlingslimnet
LadyBoss1
kingTom
Why is son of marks name not here! Dis moniker thinks we don't know who he is? Lol
PoliticsRe: NNPC Group Executive Directors Sacked by TheUmmah: 5:04pm On Aug 05, 2015
INTROVERT:
okay
You need a job! Pm me! You were cute at 1st but now you seem sad!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 3:39pm On Aug 05, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
yeah she is very beautiful, are u her real daughter?
sad Hello cancer victim! Are you ready to continue your interview! I'm really amazed that animals can now type and attempt to reason! So you are my research topic! Have you had your daily banana yet?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 3:12pm On Aug 05, 2015
Humanbeing1st:
i only trade words wit fools like my father.
Okay no wonder! Bloody destitute baboon! I knew foolishness ran in your family I just did not know how deeply!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:13am On Aug 05, 2015
Humanbeing1st:
i will be expecting ur mail.
cheesy

After those expired independence day lyrics you dropped for her? I think you should rather expect her to ignore you and your sad pm's from now! Buffoone!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:51am On Aug 05, 2015
cool
KINGSAMURAI:
Ishilove if u did nt ban him i will b so dissapointed.
And obinoscopy farano and ishilove if you also do not ban this provocative and insulting _idiot! I will protest!

www.nairaland.com/2144338/romance-section-chat-central-derailers/1608#36614381 some evidence attached!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:43am On Aug 05, 2015
lipsrsealed
KINGSAMURAI:
go n look 4 ur agemate to play with
I'm a troll I have no mates! I am only programmed to spot and frustrate members of the animal kingdom like you who are trying to force interactions with humans! Bestiality is a crime! Ekwensu like you!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:37am On Aug 05, 2015
kiss
KINGSAMURAI:
I dnt hav ur time
Just like redgem does not have your own time abi? Hapless _moron!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:33am On Aug 05, 2015
smiley
KINGSAMURAI:
cc rocktation
I thought you were claiming to be a bully? Bully me na! Or now that you have met your match your fear has caused your bravado to cease? After all we know empty vessels make the loudest noise! Or you were hoping I was a girl abi? Dullard!

Cc...rocktation and obinoscopy!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:29am On Aug 05, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
i deactivated them. they were nt banned. now sweerve!!!!!!
undecided You look so ugly that I'm sure when you were born the doctor said I'm gonna drop this thing, if it falls it must be a rat, if it flies it is a bat
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:21am On Aug 05, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
u just mentioned my 1st and 2nd wifes, and my brother in d lord. "so ure getting a 10years ban 4 dat.
undecided

I don't think there is any mod here that is related to any rabies afflicted dog like you! Its not possible for humans and canines to be related! And how come they have banned you so many times if you are their brother? They banned sweetorgasm, whitewitch, angelmarve which means they have no regard for you!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:16am On Aug 05, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
CUTE,RICH,caring and very good in bed.
Cc...obinoscopy, farano, ishilove!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:15am On Aug 05, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
cc ishilove
cheesy

So now you are such a big coward abi? I thought you like provocating and insulting people and claiming you can take it! Only for us to now discover that you are a weak, demented crybaby! Let me also call the mods so that I can report your teletubby ass to them! Bagger!
Cc...obinoscopy, ishilove, farano!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:09am On Aug 05, 2015
lipsrsealed
KINGSAMURAI:
yeah ure suppose to greet me romantically, hug me, kiss me
Erm sorry mr tura but how do you expect regem to kiss you and not go to prison? Don't you know bestiality is against the law! She can't start kissing animals just like that na! She's a different specie from you!

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