₦airaland Forum

handsam:
Lol. Lets conduct a test of faith.

If you believe MMM will come back in January, Click "like."

If you believe MMM has crashed and all hope is lost, Click "Share".

Everybody should check the ratio of the liks and shares and shut up their mouth. #istillbelieveinMMM

That men are birthed more than women is a very big lie to me, atleast in this part of world where I live. In recent times eg since 2010 all births I heard of or visited, the ratio is about 5:2 boys to girls. When my immediate relative gave birth 3 years ago at FMC, there was about 15 births there in less than 48hours and when I was discussing with the chief nurse there, she said its only 4 boys among the 15 births and she even said that those that gives birth to male child always receive special congratulations from other women and visitors. Even that my immediate relative na the 4th girl she born, she wasn't even happy self.

Whoever put this on front-page is a dumbass, a schmo, numbskull, dolt, bonkers, nincompoop etc
Nairaland must first CRASH before MMM

adebayo201:
Are we not the ones that are going to take care of them Now that they want to kill themselves...

Truth be told, it's long overdue!

U will kill yourself first and I will take care of your generation. Npama

georgen2u:
Why are the media so bent on masturbating over this issue, and Nairaland always pushing it to front page guess what?

To cause panic and fear, this post was scraped from Niaij that onsolicited blog site scavenging for any type of traffic

If it may interest you, I just got paid yesterday Courtsey of mmm, I pity the gullible Nigerians that will chicken out, yes it's risky that's why I advise you to participate with your spare money,

However to the federal government that orchestrated this fear,
I hope your fanning yourself now like you have won a medal, you couldn't even pay the falcons, now suddenly you are interested to help over 3million Nigeria,

Shame to all those people sitting and praying for mmm to crash, let me just ask yoy
Since you have been playing it safe till now what have you achieved?
This world has principles, you may whine and puffed on why I joined this ponzi scheme as you may call it.
But I am not stupid, in this your country you call Nigeria where nothing works, mmm is the only thing you can put ur one naira just take it as sacrifice and yet it comes back to you.

Businesses are winding down, salaries are not paid, even to national level and our beloved FG s on her exalted throne to save us lol

Continue, deceiving yourself, I rather stand for something than live for nothing, no matter the media propergander and all hogwash news flying out to. Mock or discourage us, , I say we are more than able, strong United and firm, mmm can only stop if we choose to listen to them

Just understand, whether you, u stay in your house and being fed, or u sleep under bridges or lives in ASO villa, one thing must kill a man, I rather die standing up looking for a means to survive this hell hole than begging on my knewll throughout my life time.

Nonses

God bless you

The thunder that will fire the dolts that cooked this news is still getting logistic advice from Shekau inside sambisa

Even reading this thread is my greatest horror for years. Since my childhood if am watching any movie and see somebody with covered overall black or white, nenebezikwanu

I don't know why all the evil forces in Nigeria are seriously concerned with running down MMM. For your information, MMM is not a get rich quick scheme, it's even clearly stated in their website, unlike ultimate cycled that promises 400% return of your investment within 2 weeks, MMM gives 30% within one month. An average good business can give you from 20% - 40% profit within one month.
For those ignoramus saying its robbing Peter to pay Paul, why do many meetings (like marketing meeting, women's meeting etc) make contributions and pays their members big money rotationally, this month Peter collects realised money, next month Paul collects realised money and so on. Provided they all keep making contributions nobody is robbing anybody.

The woman that drove that car should never drive in her damn life again

How can I prepare for what I don't know the price yet?

I am so happy reading this, I just pray that it will really be enforced without compromise. The federal government should ban the sell nationwide, not banning the importation because that is just enriching the customs. This is the ONLY way local rice can thrive in this country. Anybody seen with foreign rice, the rice should be confiscated and destroyed publicly.

Religion is one of the worst thing that happpend to man.

So Nigeria played game today?

Pastor Kumuyi I respect u alot but ur pallying too close with our devilish politicians and luciferous government leaders, and I don't like it before I count u where I counted other NIgerian pastors.

In my church once we enter September they will begin special fasting and prayers for ember months because is months of demonic operations. I keep quarrelling with them that I don't need special prayers before God will protect me in ember months because I did no special prayers before God protected me from Jan - August.

Women will always like to play saint while they are the devil. Mtcheeewwww
Are u the only female working in that office?

rusher14:
Wailers.

You said they should sell them and they've followed your suggestion yet you wail.

Dem take am swear for you?

How some folks that I assume drank breast milk still support Buhari till today baffles me.

@op
Don't be more devastated by comments of all these "mama thank ma" boys/girls that made up the million members of nairaland. Mine equally lied to me about her age but not upto 6yrs and I feel ur pain 100% But I've come to realize that many a woman lied to their husband about their exact age b4 the marriage.

My brother if her only sin in your marriage is this, I advise u forgive her, readjust ur feelings and continue ur marriage. I wish u well