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Prettyvhickie:
[color=#770077who are u]

"I am I am"

Reader530:
If you applied yours through phones ,you wouldn't receive text. They would not invite you. Let's keep on trying for our own good. Kaduna Electricity Distribution Company I love you. Those invited applied through system ( computer) not phones like me. Love u all

Na lie joor

ramdris:
And what's hilarious in this crap? Smh....

This wasn't meant to be funny.....pele....check back in the next episode....By then, Ay, B.Mouth, Akpos, Bovi and many others will be featuring Live.

AnneMomoh:
You need to get a dictionary and check for the meaning of Hilarious,Funny. ASAP

pls Can I hire you as the dictionary (5000£ for the deal)

Prettyvhickie:
lols tell am

The Lord has already answered your prayer my dear....Go home for it is well

seankay:
How is this hilarious nah?

so sorry my dear.....Is not suppose to be H_i_l_a_r_i_o_u_s

AnneMomoh:
You need to get a dictionary and check for the meaning of Hilarious,Funny. ASAP

No be me type that stuff, Na my robot

Three drunk guys were returning from a burial ceremony when fate ran out on them and resulted in this accident. It happened that the drunken driver drove and hit an Okada man carrying a Lady @ the back. Though the Lady'§ leg was affected quite much due to the impact but she was rushed to a nearby clinic for an immediate attention and the bike too was damaged so badly. After the accident happened, it was so funny that one of them didn't even know that their car got involved in an accident, He was busy sleeping like a Goat. When one of his drunk colleague went to tap him to wake up to reality, he woke up and said "OMO NOTHING DEY HAPPEN" and then He started Vomiting due to the excessive Alcohol intake. The car that these guys made use of belongs to a father of one of them. When they say...."You don't need to be unconsciously High to get on the steering" people won't hear.....see what this has landed them now. Advice: Don't drink and drive...........If you know you are intoxicated, let a friend that is not drunk help you out or better still wait for your eye to clear before getting hold of the steering.

The Keke Driver will include the cost of charging of phone with that of the T.Fare and then charge you base on that.......I know passengers won't know......I happened to board this keke once and we almost fought because of this issue...

UncleLondon:
Is it a sin to release gas in the congregation?

Op: ask your pastor or better still ask G••GLE

chesterlee:
Why e dey pain you?

Haba!!! Na so good things dey bite you?

Guy we are in the tenure of Udom is Right and Kai Buhari.....Stop dragging us back please.....Forward ever»»»....Backward««« Never....Democracy for all

austinbrown:
Nnaa ehn this akwa ibom sef, I dey envy una o

incase you want to claim Akwa Ibom by Origin....I have the necessary processing papers backed by the law

chesterlee:
still doesn't change the fact that Akpabio is too much!

Akpabio syndrome...nawa ooo....him time don pass like Oga Jonah

chesterlee:
Akwa Ibom Ayaya!!!!


Akpabio is too much

No be Akpabio's regime this was built buh Gov. Victor Attah

Elslim:
na lie ooo

who come be dis one?

Is as if this thread has been dedicated to most Ladies.....See as them too much for this page.....Kai, buh come to think of it......Do you know whether them swear for this lady say she no go ever date a man for her Life.....And maybe she come manage date one deaf and dumb guy like that....You know say na thing of mouth making everywhere she goes LIKE MTN.

ademega:
I brought up this trend as a result of what I saw this Evening at a wake keep Sevice of one of the landlords in our street . right their where the casket was with the corps Inside , behold below it were multitude of phones begin charged by Guests and people around in the street .

And I was like , people couldn't respect the dead . the generator was on so that baba could receive fresh air before his final rest .
I was like , people could charge at the mortuary .
That of my church na another service charging inside church . most people now come to church early so that they could go home with full charged phone .
No thanks to the power situation in our area

Share funny places people charge their phones .

A photo shot could have made it more funnier

sleemoon:
Well no b ur fault.... Has anyone here come to complained on Nairaland dat am a fraud or wat? Silly ppl

Sleemoon, This is D'Prince, how far with our BBM group na?? Please, I need the past questions and Answers.....Princephilip1989@yahoo.com

shachris:
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A 24-year-old female youth Corper, Ijeoma Susan Azubuike (pictured above) has been declared missing by her family. She was last seen on Sunday May 31st in Owo, Ondo State where armed robbers attacked a GUO Transport bus conveying her and several other passengers to Lagos. Ijeoma, a graduate of the University of Ado-Ekiti, left Jigawa for Lagos State on saturday 30th of May after completing her 3 weeks orientation exercise but stopped over in Abuja to continue her journey on Sunday being a long trip.

The family said they got a call on Sunday, May 31st, around 3:30pm from someone in Owo, Ondo state asking to speak to the of father Ijeoma. He then proceeded to explain that the GUO bus which was bringing them to Lagos from Abuja was attacked by armed robbers in Owo and they all had to run for safety, after the robbers had left, they all went back to the bus to continue their journey and it was then they discovered that Ijeoma was missing.

The passenger said they got the mobile number from the Manifest which Ijeoma had filled her father's details as her next of kin, since that Sunday till now Ijeoma has not been found.

According to the female passenger who Ijeoma met at the park, she told us as they ran for their safety into the bush Ijeoma noticed her carrying her own bag on her neck and screamed "My bag!!" and quickly ran back to get her own bag. That was the last time she was seen.

Anyone with info should please call - 08066121270, 08136364708 or contact the nearest police station.

Nothing should have made her to run back for her bag Except her CREDENCIALS. I feel for her. I pray She'§ found alive.

lalasticlala:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/06/01/robbers-raid-hospital-rape-nurse-in-turns/

Op: Photo or it never happened

How much is it OP?

I see 'Wike' owning a private Jet if his beginning is like this.

rerhji:
nd die indirectly life too short

LO0L

TY Bello the elder sister of Kerode Bello....TRUE OR FALSE?

Go get a Life @Cossy

I just love this ride

oyintare22:
if I click that link ma die

No talk like that Bro....U can indirectly without knowing click on that Very link in the next thread

Hmmm......The ABCD of Change

vodacom:
Nothing goes for nothing. Anything free doesn't have condition attached to it and that's why it's called
Nothing goes for nothing. Anything free doesn't have condition attached to it and that's why it's called
Nothing goes for nothing. Anything free doesn't have condition attached to it and that's why it's called "FREE"

You don forget say we dey 9ja Some free stuffs we may have today, you gat'z work for it maybe through Cash/Kind coz of the Godfathers...That'§ just the way it is.

A family of five and 6 other individuals were among those who were killed in a gun battle between Boko Haram members and Nigerian troops in Dala, Borno state yesterday May 29th.

According to reports, the terrorist, who came in their numbers, had tried to invade Maiduguri, the Borno state capital but met a strong resistance from the troops stationed in the area. Many residents were seriously injured as they tried running to safety. The troops repelled the attack.

NelsonOjo:
sounds interesting, but u said its from 5am to 8am how does that correspond with the 30mins free call or is that a bonus?

Test and see for yourself Bro.... 5-8am is the duration u can be allowed to rock your 30mins free call