₦airaland Forum

jakearganaut:
I love pu**y with all my life

With all your Life ke......Ah!! U need deliverance then.

Dotmax53:
A cadet Asp collects 130-140,000 naira...isnt that impressive for a start of ones carrer?

Hmm interesting but NAF will give me 200K + Allawee on top

How much does an ASP Collect as his/her salary?

EFCC no dey recruit?

Demdem:
Useless man.

Is like you have a personal Beef with this Man....What did He do to you? Coz calling someone that has a great record of Leadership/Achievements "Useless" doesn't really count. @least He was a once time Governor and currently a minority Leader in the House. I guess its his uselessness that still took him to ђεrε He is today shey I see the possibility of Calling ur President Useless too someday. Please stay positive coz this CHANGE begins with you. You are responsible for every word you say.

asgat1love:
please tell me ooooo , wetin dey shele for Ethiopia

They Badt guyz knows the very reason they fight tooth n nail to be there. Its better experienced than said

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Bad guy
Ur head dey there

I know why una dey hustle for Ethiopia

slickb:
He shared em on instagram...

cee him forehead


He shared the photos and wrote: "This is what I mean when I say #Godwin"If you want to be somebody, get up and pay attention "@caspertainment fav quote to me Anyways, the topless pic is me tranna form Tupac#Surulere #Godwin"


https://instagram.com/p/7sXtaut076/

That time if Babes see am them go dey jonse am.....buh now who dey jonse who?? #As u don be BiG Boy Na God win jareh.#

Aminat508:
Another bus almost fell on OSHODI BIDGE just now today (16/9/2016).@ 6:00pm but saved by whiskersThis is bad




Source :https://mobile.twitter.com/Gidi_Traffic/status/644201063004938241?s=09

The driver must have been HIGH on ORIJIN......Danfo Drivers performing STUNTS on the road since 1960

AmicableEd:
Beach wedding one

Aww, is this Nigeria’s craziest wedding yet!

Ronke and Lawson broke all the rules when they got married several weekends ago.

It was indeed a unique Nigerian Wedding!

These two crazy people fell in love, decided to get married without the usual pomp and pageantry associated with weddings in Nigeria.

The event held at a beach in Lagos on a warm Sunday afternoon and there were only 8 people in attendance (the photographer) included.

They exchanged their vows (very apt ones if you ask me) and also exchanged totems (not wedding rings).

His totem for her was a Golden Neck piece!

And her token for him was a pair of socks (he disliked them prior to the wedding and he didn’t have any on as the officiant helped her put them on him).

The event was over in minutes and they were ‘husband and wife’.

Now they are happily married yet their purses didn’t bleed much in the process.

http://weddinginnigeria.com/sixty-seconds-8-guests-no-rings-nigerian-couple-break-all-rules-in-lagos-beach-wedding-photos/

I just wished is not Real & true.....It should be more or less like a movie or a joke...... I don't endorse this coz its not legal and traditional. Even if its legal I still kick against it. It should only be done as fun maybe on a hang-out or there about and @ such, the couples are legally married both traditionally & Religiously.. Very soon we'll be hearing another couple have gotten married on Mount. Sinai...hmmmm.....what a world!!!!

presentley:
We Miss You- MTN Tells Disgruntled Subscribers,
Woos With N1000 Airtime

Leading telecommunication giant, MTN Nigeria (Mobile Telephone Network) has appealed to its subscribers whose SIMs were disconnected following the threat by telecoms sector regulator, Nigeria
Communications Commission (NCC) to impose
sanctions on telecommunication service providers over partial and non-
compliance with its directive to deactivate all subscriber
identity modules (SIMs) that does not conform to laid down
procedures.

As indicated in a SMS(short message service) sent to the aggrieved subscribers, a N1000 worth of airtime will be rewarded to customers who update their SIM registration details, the airtime reward promo is to come to an end on 29th september, 2015.

In the same vein, MTN Nigeria has directed all its registration outlets to remain open till 8pm every day to subscribers who want to register or revalidate their SIM cards so as to ensure an appreciable number of customers are attended to on a daily basis.
(Oya mtn I don do free PR, come employ me email: adex4kan@yahoo.com, bbm: 5675c3b3)

Like say u go fit use the N1000 Airtime Mtchew!!! MTN dey like Babalawo......Nothing goes for Nothing with them.

onlyme12:
Former President Goodluck Jonathan pictured at the Port Harcourt International Airport on his way to Abuja today

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/09/goodluck-jonathan-at-port-harcourt.html

cc: Ishilove,lalasticlala

So glad to see ђεrε I did my Industrial Attachment again. That'§ the VIP Longue we always work in; fixing gadgets to keep them going.

Faulters are already shaking and will soon be doomed.

360metrosports:
Nigerian troops have arrested 33 suspected food suppliers to the Boko Haram terrorists in Damboa axis around Azir-Wajiroko road, Borno State.

A statement by Acting Army Spokesperson, Col Sani Usman, said the suspected accomplices were arrested with large quantity of food stuffs meant for Boko Haram terrorists at Korode.

He said nine of them are from Korode, 5 from Auma, 10 from Geargube, 4 from Kausautaya, 4 from Bulbul and 1 from Dolomi villages. Although some of the suspects claimed to be traders, they did not however deny buying and selling food items to the terrorists. Interrogation is still ongoing to further unravel the level of involvement of the suspects.Furthermore, more men, women and children were rescued from the terrorists at Buduwa area along Bama axis. The rescued persons were part of those abducted by Boko Haram terrorists at Buduwa general area in Bama Local Government Area of Borno State which was earlier occupied by the terrorists.

It should be noted that the Nigerian is trying hard to ensure safety of the rescued persons but not taking anything for granted as some of them are suspected terrorists.
http://www.metronaija.com/2015/09/33-suppliers-of-foodstuffs-to-boko.html
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http://www.metronaija.com/2015/09/33-suppliers-of-foodstuffs-to-boko.html

"SUZUKI"; this bike don teh ooo buh come ooo BH dey Flex BOBO & INDOMIE.......No be small enjoyment na

mcchaka:
No Sex Causes Bad Eyes...

sharp badz guy

Who'§ daughter rocks more in this photo-collection in every aspect? U can start Voting now

Can you read what'§ @ DP? Only the sharpest eyes can read tho... *Comment with what you see jareeh.

RAM Price will inflate.....as naija no dey like use their ear hear say cele dey town.
Barka da Sallah to all yea Faithful servants of Allah.

I can now see ђεrε all these ur flowz dey come from. So na them dey give u inspiration abi...? Chaiiiii

Akwa Ibom Ayaya is now 10K....So u stand a better chance and as industrialization hits the state too....I see 60% of corp members now flooding AKS. Una like beta thing eeeh. Corp members too dey get BIG eyez abeg. For Affordable Self-Contain in Uyo/Abak metropolis, Pls add me up on 265D5A0F. For those that wants to serve in UYO & Abak still u can reach me too on my BBM.

RemyMartins:
hahahahaha Tufiakwa

if u like u say "TUFIAKWA" till infinity.....simply "what must be must be"(Que Sera Sera). Its called "Selfless Service" & is ur mates that will be posted to all those states still..... So KPOMPI

djl:
you are absolutely right. But it may not be as 'tey' as u stressed it oooo. BTW, some subscribers are yet to get wind of it.

0.Ɣ.0

Krasid:
More like the nucleus.

hmmmmm..... u think so?

I, Akpos Jonathan Buhari, do move the motion for the adoption of this Rules and regulations.........That this be vividly observed by every upcoming couples...to help the church serve them better and to also promote Christianity as a true Religion...I pray for God'§ grace and blessings upon them all as the humbly comply. May God be the cornerstone in their respective marriages..Amen........ Please I need a seconder in the house......

The g_o_a_l (§) was/were meant to officially celebrate his son'§ birthday best. This is really the mitochondria of Barca

My Future Wifi

RemyMartins:
As we wait in positive anticipation for our Choice call up letter, I stumbled on a list of Orientation camps and think it is nice to share it here.

https://princewillblog./2015/09/13/list-of-nysc-states-orientation-camp-addresses-in-nigeria/


Ajuwaiah!!!!

#Oyo #AKS #Enugu

Borno(Sambisa LGA) I know prospective otondos will be praying "Not my portion", "Not my portion"

HBD bra, WULLNP. Flex!!!

Na she be their Orijin abi.... Omo see Ginger & Garlic talk oo

shizzy7:
LOL, you have 250 followers that's a round figure... I shouldn't be that Extra 1.
Someone already told me the answer thanks.

u need to read my own version of the story. There'§ something he failed to tell you that only me knows. U still need to follow so I can pm u all u need to know.

FTC......I dedicate this page to all N/Landers.....but come ooo, sex no be food na......I feel it should be like once to twice a week depending on their mutual understanding @Lalasticlacla

E don teh