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P-Square has gotten another inspiration for the next hit track......"The Appreciation" They MUST really dedicate it specially to God Almighty for saving them all. Am happy God delivered them all and they are alive today to appreciate him with a Special Track.....To God Be the Glory!!!

This is a well cooked CHAT.....What is impossicant in 9ja??. OP I forgot ur name is Linus......Deceive them all not me.

WTF!!!

Convert the entities first before talking of an Empire.

chimexcomm:
You are welcome

Come & you will certainly locate your exam venue

ghetto101:
Nigeria na jona property wey him no wo step down ?

Put yourself in this Big Shoe, If na you wetin you for do? Person won come drive you commot for ur own doormot and u sit down dey watcham perform the act?? Guy reason this mata na

For the man who still in power conceded defeat and accepted it that way......wasn't that enough justice done? Even if it wasn't for me buh for the poor masses who wouldn't have had ђεrε to run to... And Obj is here yarning trash, if Gej had refused to step down like Gadaffi nko, wetin dem for do?? Allah kia...eeeh

olillywales:
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This happened a few minutes ago at Ago Oniko Roundabout in Lagos. The bus driver stripped naked and got under his bus as LASTMA officials and police tried to tow his bus for a traffic violation.
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http://www.metronaija.com

cc: lalasticlala ishilove

Driver no mind them "hustle must pay"....That was the last option you did in order to be liberated by the LASTMA

Dharniel:
soon, have faith brova...

With my "I beta pass my neighbour", am good2go....I am my own power company

unuane1:
An Ikorodu Customary Court, Lagos, on
Tuesday dissolved a 25-year-old
marriage, between one Olufade
Adekoya and his wife, Olusola, over
lateness in preparing meals.
President of the court, Olu Adebiyi, who
dissolved the marriage, said there was
“no longer any love in the marriage’’.
Mr. Adebiyi said the court had tried
several times to reconcile their
indifferences but all efforts proved
abortive.
“Therefore, you have ceased to be
husband and wife, henceforth.
“I put an end to the union between both
of you from today in the interest of
peace,” he said.
The 57-year old husband had told the
court that his wife does not cook for
him regularly and when she does, the
food comes late.
“My wife had failed in her matrimonial
obligations; she doesn’t prepare my
food on time, I have warned her several
times but she wouldn’t listen to me.
“Most times I go to the canteen to eat
when I am hungry, there is no point in
harbouring a wife that makes me
hungry.
“In fact, my sister saw me there one of
these days, I am totally fed up.
“Please separate us, I am no more
interested in the marriage.’’
However, the 45-year-old respondent
denied all the allegations and accused
her husband of wanting to take another
wife.
“He is accusing me wrongly because he
wants to take another wife, please help
me beg him.”

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/188181-court-dissolves-25-year-old-marriage-over-wifes-lateness-in-preparing-meals.html

*Wonders shall never end*

Then you will roast in hell......*Rubbish* and mind you, You better stop insulting the Lord, If not......OYO is ur case. Anything U'll see just take am like that.

coolscott:
Two female drivers are needed in Kuwait.

Salary $400 monthly + accommodation.

You pay when the visa application is approved (which will take about a week).

Just provide a guarantee that you will pay when the visa is out.

All that is needed from you is

1) Scan of data page of your international passport

2) Medical reports and

3) Your driver's licence

Cost of visa: =N=250,00
Whatsapp your 07014288531 for more info.

Please o, don't be offended if I ask this....."Why demand for female drivers when the Male are too much on ground?" Coz I rilly think the males can handle this more than the females.

Islie:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/man-butchers-friend-akwa-ibom-warning-graphic-content


The picture of the killer and the head of the victim

This is more than "you get mind matter"...This guy na confam Beast.....(BH).....ђεrεever you are, Justice must prevail. After you go de talk say na hand work of the devil abi.... There'§ God

chronique:
Seriously,how can someone be this stupid? As in,a whole governor? Of what economic or social importance,is this billboard to his state? So,taking a pic with Obama,has now become an achievement for a state governor,to the extent that it was used in creating a billboard ad? *sighs*

Not only that my dear, the money used to achieve this nonsense Billboard of a thing is enough to settle 0.5% of civil servants that are have been crying all day long for allawee payment

Drinkwater:
I'v seen Nigerian Cops, Immigration officials, Civil Defence and even FRSC officials wear skirts... So whats unusual here?

Omo this particular Skirt no just Smart @ all......See as e look like akamu bag

Udom is Right* PMB(Post Mail Bag) is a Left Mallam

pretydiva:
I rebuke u in jesus name. Say no 2 premarital sex. Marriage is honorable n bed undefiled

I just love people like you ...You must be a pastor'§ Daughter

Pix please

STENON:
Good day to you all. I'm Stella by Name, a Fresh graduate from Adeyemi Federal University of Education,Ondo, Studied Physics and Education Bsc(Ed), Although my last semesta result is yet to be out, but my Present CGPA is 4.68/5.00.
Please I'm interested in working in any company or Higher institution of Learning (i.e. University, polytechnic or college of Education) as a non- academic staff. My email is anthonia.stella@yahoo.com

Thanks.

With a CGPA of 4.68/5.00 you stand a better chance of lecturing than just working as a non teaching staff please

Laredojohn:
STAKEHOLDERS in Akwa Ibom State have rejected the plan to site of a nuclear power plant in the state.

Instead, they called on the Federal Government to partner with the state at ensuring that, the independent power plant is put to maximum use for the benefit of all.

Speaking at a press conference in Uyo, the state capital, they wondered that, if the International Atomic Energy Agency [IAEA] had warned that, Nigeria was nor ripe to handle nuclear issues for now, the country would insist in venturing into it knowing the dangers associated with it.

The stakeholders include, Atuekong Idongesit Nkanga, Senators Anietie Okon, Emmanuel Ibokessien, Effiong Bob, Chief Nduese Essien, Dr. Asuquo Usoro and Mr. Larry Essien amongst others.

Speaking on their behalf, Senator Anietie Okon noted that for the past 40 years, the Federal Government had not sited any industry in the state, stressing that if the government had intended to do so now, it should not be a nuclear power plant with extreme disaster potentials.

Accompanied by the people of Itu Council Area where the said nuclear plant is said would be located, the people stressed that, Akwa Ibom people, nay Nigerians are opposed to the project because of the disastrous consequences always associated with the failure of a nuclear plant.

“After proper examination of the pros and cons of the project, tapping the knowledge of experts on nuclear technology and related disciplines, we had no option than to brace up to oppose to the fullest and say empathically and without any question that it is not welcome in our state.

“Our opposition to the location of the plant in our state is not borne out of ignorance of the benefits of the project, but more because of the peculiar experiences in our country and the disastrous consequences those failures of nuclear plants have brought to even more discerning climes.

“We ask ourselves what the fascination is with the project and what the intensions of the promoters are. These questions are asked bearing in mid that the International Atomic Energy Agency had warned that Nigerian does not possess the right competences to handle nuclear issues. Technical impact assessment at the international level also indicated that nuclear plant is not suitable for Nigeria for now; for obvious reasons,” they asked.

According to them, government should through deliberate efforts explore other means of power generation, which the country is endowed with and should have thought of resorting to nuclear only where all other alternatives had been exhausted.

Besides, they observed that, the country should not feign ignorance of the fact that, even those countries with well thought-out plans for nuclear power, its failure always resulted in monumental disaster with any slightest mistake.

“This is a country not known for taking environmental impact assessment seriously; the slightest false-step in the nuclear project would result in monumental disaster. We do not want that disaster here in our state. It is one of the strongest reasons why the opposition to the location f the plant in our state is emphatic and would remain decisive
source :http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/07/elders-reject-proposed-nuclear-power-plant-in-akwa-ibom/

May God Bless the Elders of our Land for this wise decision that has been taken to save humanity. BH never finish their operations in the NE and then the FG wants to site a nuclear what!! to destroy the great transformation that has come to stay in Akwa Ibom.......NOOOOOOOOOO, we don't want.... shift the nuclear plant to anoda state that has a failed power system. Thankz a zillion!!!

Ajibo111:
THE MAIN problem facing Nigeria today is security instability.
EVER Since boko haram sect group started their war with
From my own opinion, i am giving out this list below
as the best cities in Nigeria, “WHY” because they
low crime rate, no religious crisis, no triber crisis,
average security, low unemployment rate, great
employment chances, a place you can retire to, a
place you can train and bring up your children,
friendly people, a place where english is generally
spoken and lastly well organize,


1.Cross river state “calabar

Calabar is the capital city of cross river, the city
was the former capital city of Nigeria until it was
move to abuja, calabar still remain a place for all,
peaceful people, most of them are Christian, but
also have regards for other religion, calabar is a
home for tourism, with some of their yearly festival
you will love it.



2.River state: port Harcourt

Port Harcourt is the capital city or river state, the
city is the 5th most populated city in Nigeria, and it
has the largest economics in Nigeria, mainly
because of crude oil there, and other many
factories, seaport and other industries. But be
careful


3.Imo: owerri

Owerri is this list because of it’s beauty and
religious violence free



4.Abuja: fct

Nigeria capital city, it’s like paradise, job
opportunity is at average level, industries and
factories are its major source.



5.EDO state: benin city

The city of hope and peace, its know for it’s
friendly, you can never be lost, generally speaking
of english language by both old and young, its one of
the safest city, under a speed development of roads
and infrastructures by the government of the state,
low crime rate, no triber fight,the people have
regards for all religions,with a lot beautiful sexy girls
all round the busy nigh life area of the city, weekend
parties, nightclub, opportunities is at average, i
really love the ways of the city.



There are other many beautiful cities Nigeria i didn’t
include them because of high crime rate, place like:


Abia: rituals

Onitsha: robberies.

Warri: kidnapping, violence, pocket picking.

Bayelsa: kidnapping

Kaduna: bombing.

Lagos: violence of all kind, stealing,
lkillings,prostitution, bribe, pocket picking, rap,
rituals, human sacrifices for money, and every kind
of those guys living there are really trying. Over
population

Kanu: bombing of churches and public places.

Port harcort: kidnapping.

Maduguri: religious fight, bombing by islamic boko
harams sets. ,many lives has been wasted
feel free to add yours!!!

You are simply a Learner. What is Ritual, what is human Sacrifice

christopheru:
HOW TO KNoW A VIRGIN GUY

1. He is Very Shy About Touching You
He asks for permission before touching your body... A guy who has had s£x at least once will not be so shy of touching a girl. In fact shyness towards the opposite sex reduces in men who have been intimate before. You cannot completely say a guy is a virgin just because he is shy about being intimate, but it’s a strong sign. So if a guy is shy about touching you, especially at the private and intimate body parts, it shows that he is still a virgin.

2. He Dresses Awkwardly
Most virgin males tend to have an embarrassing dress sense. This is usually so, because they believe they don't have much reasons to pay attention to their dressing because they’ve not experienced what s£x is like. This usually begins to improve the moment they meet the girl they like but even at that, it is still noticeable to the smart ladies.

3. He Kisses Awkwardly
That a guy is a bad kisser does not mean he is a virgin oh. But if a guy kisses awkwardly, in a very shy manner, it’s almost a sure sign that he is a virgin. If a guy is pretty good at kissing you can be sure that he is not a virgin no matter what he says. Kissing takes practice and people get good at it with experience. Another sign to look out for is whether he closes his eyes while kissing, most virgins tend to do that a lot. * lol..

4. Usually Quiet, Shy, and has poor social skills
Male virgins are usually quiet, reserved and act in a feminine manner. they have a cowardly behavior, appear passive in interactions and have poor social skills. Male virgins are also timid and shy and usually do not know how to ask a lady out and make out with her. A lot of them would rather ask out a lady on the phone or through social media than face to face.

5. He Has a Very Quick Orgasm
If it’s his first intimate experience in love making, he is going to orgasm quickly. Some virgin guys tend to ejaculate even before entering or as soon as they enter. The first experience is always a nervous one for a guy because he will be constantly thinking about how he is performing, and he will get aroused at the slightest act of intimacy on your part causing him to ejaculate quickly. Guys with experience can control themselves a lot better.

GOOD EVENING GUYS...

All this points are Scam, do you know I can manipulate all this points and it will work out for me by then am already termed a Smart Virgin.

Trailblazer1:
Buhari is not only winning the war, he has won it already

We voted a military General as president in a time of war, what else is expected of him

Click like if you support buhari to lead the war from the frontline

Why are you guys just being sentimental about this whole thing Its true you guyz voted in a Military President in this time of crises in the NE, But what has he done up till now?? Nothing to really show for.....I think Goodluck was even better.

You will forever remain a LEGEND. Rest on Man

lalasticlala:
Someone tweeted this:


https://mobile.twitter.com/Gidi_Traffic

Omen, See as the mob is just allowed to blaze up miserably

Please help Guys,...Who are these people and what are they up to I got this mail below and am like wondering even though I applied for this. But I just want to know if anyone has anything to say whether these guys are for real. Thanks.........This is the mail below:

Re: Application for Employment- Graduates, Industrial Trainee  
  Gulf Career Services<africa@gulfcareerservices.com>


Dear Job Seeker,

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Your CV and cover letter do not conform to the ideals of UAE employers. We advise that you adapt your CV to the prevailing UAE standards using Gulf Career Services’ Resume and Cover Letter reformatting services.

Gulf Career Services does not charge any fee if you secure a job in Dubai, through our services. As one of the region’s leading career consultancy organizations, GCS, powered by BMJ Consult, Dubai-UAE is committed to assisting candidates in securing job appointments in the region, via its services.

Our final recruitment drive for country Nigeria will run from Monday -May 18 to Friday- June 19, 2015. If you are still interested in working in Dubai, kindly complete your registration within this period. Your registration will only be complete if you have paid the registration fee. This will enable you access the following premium services:

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A one-time fully refundable registration fee of $100 (or equivalent) must be paid by interested clients. *The registration charge is fully reimbursable if we fail to match you to a job opening within 4 weeks.

If you are resident in Nigeria; you may make registration payment to:
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Account Name: Gulf Career Services
Account number: 000 204 6486
Fee:  Nigerian Naira 19,000

Or Direct International T/T:
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This one na confam suya with Gingered Zobo.

kazmanbanjoko:
Op, dont be too sentimental. He is the president and if he wants to use the road, let him use it. Or do yu mean he doesn't have right to use the road dat he shuld use helicopter. Jonathan and hin wife do pass dis one so Yu beta get used to it. If yu no like am, relocate to benin republic.

Or Better Still, there should be a presidential airport for the No1 Citizen and not using what we the citizens are making use of.....Their usage is always synonymous with Chancing of the civilians.

Prettyvhickie:
nah you sabi

God will use N/L to give you a blessing....Don't doubt the power of God coz it Brings Change to Humanity.

Prettyvhickie:
no name?

shey you are a believer? Have faith....With Faith you can move mount Everest to Nigeria