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Augmentine-made me feel extremely cold till my bed vibrated and seconds later, becomes drenched in my own sweat

Rice and plantain

Just when thought I had it all.....
Time to step up my game

My car has never broken down on a date before but I remembered an annoying incidence that occured to me early this year.
I was relaxing at a friends shop that cool evening when I saw this dude struggling to start his car, the car apparently broke down in the middle of the road and was obstructing traffic. In no time a que began to build up behind him. As a good man that I am, I left my comfort zone with a friend to assist the dude who was seated inside the car with his babe push the car off the road.
On sighting me and my friend he smiled and we went behind the car, started pushing with all our strenght...but all this while, the dude sat behind the wheel having a convo with his babe with all glasses wind up which means he probably had the car AC on. We kept on pushing the two of them like the source of our next meal depended on it, by this time a crowd had gathered and all eyes were on us.
I immediately stopped pushing, went to the drivers door, opened it and gave the dude the insult of his life.
The dude was surprised.

I hope it actually crashed? Although sad news but on the other hand, I don't want those aboki's flying over my house @ will.

Someone/something must definately be blamed for this incidence, either physical or spiritual.
In this case, the Helicopter (that's what I think it is) was the last object seen to have flown over the building and so automatically becomes the scape-goat simply because it never returned after the building collapsed.


Dear Prophet Temitope Joshua please blame it on the poor construction material used by the contractors. You of all people should know that a building as tall as that should be built to withstand internal and external vibration(s).

Missing ship I understand
Missing passenger plane I understand
Missing fund I understand
Missing persons' I understand


But when the "only fighter jet used in the
successful battle against the Boko Haram sect" gets missing, I do not understand

Military for that matter...

What's their excuse this time? gone with the wind I guess...

I am currently in the toilet writing this note. I have been in the toilet for up to ten minutes now wishing away what is waiting for me behind the door. Here is how it all began.
 
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It was a quiet evening. I was at home with a female friend I had known for three months. We were watching a movie and discussing about people, places and things. We had a lot of things in common among which was our passion for adventure. She came to life when we talked about places and connected this with the people and things which were in these places. We went mad with words as we both didn’t allow the other complete a sentence without interrupting. We talked and laughed, ignorant of the passing of time and in the course of our conversation, she felt so free and so familiar that she often fell on me in a tight embrace when she laughed. I enjoyed her company but it was getting past my bed time and she had to leave but I didn’t know how to politely tell her to return home.
 
After some more minutes of endless laughter and words, she looked at the time and said she would prefer to stay at my place until the following day so that we could continue talking into the morning. I told her I didn’t have a problem with her staying till the next day but that I won’t be able to talk into the morning because I had work to do on my computer which would keep me busy into the morning. At this, she laughed and stood up in front of me. She then began to unbutton her blouse and said she would like to give me a special treat before I embrace my computer. I told her to give me a minute or two and ran into the toilet and have remained here till now.
 
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I stood up, folded the note in my back pocket and opened the toilet door. I was greeted by the warm embrace of a naked body. A glimpse showed me how artistic God is but the glimpse didn’t last long as I began to look her in the eyes. “I will make you happy throughout the night,” she said, as she attempted to plant a kiss on my lips. I broke free of her embrace, shaking my head slowly. I then reached for my wallet and brought out a picture and handed it over to her. She stood frozen as she stared at the picture and then at me. This she did three times. What I gave to her was the picture of a man.
“What is this supposed to mean?” She asked, looking rather confused.
I drew close to her and said, “I love that man in the picture more than you and more than I will ever love anyone, including my unborn children - if God gives me any. I prefer to break your heart than to break his fragile heart.”
I had not finished talking when I noticed that her eyes were filled with tears. I guessed that she was crying either because of what I said or because of the picture of the man I gave her who was hanging on a cross with nails running through his legs and hands. She then went over to where her clothes were and put them back on. Then turning back to me she said, “Because of what you have refused to do and because of what you have said, I have from this moment given my life in the service of God. I don’t need a Bible to tell me about the one you love because your action says it all. I want to experience this same kind of love for now I know that your love for Him and His love for you is unconditional.” She slept in my house that night and left the following morning. I woke from where I slept and saw a note which read, “Thank you, you have saved a life.”


Source 
www.anthonyonugba.org

To the Lady I say...follow your heart!

Wonderful post, but...

@ OP

OP this is more of joke and less of Romance

Truth is...

Your moniker says it all

Asking for recahrge voucher doesn't speak too well about the girl in concern especially when this is done to an online contact whom they don't know from Adam and like a poster suggested above, ONLY GIRLS do that.
Me thinks the manner of approach from the guy matters a lot IMO