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Who dey there when i dey run marathon?

:d

:-x

Easybaby:
@efosa val,
Are you an artist?

That your song is great

Kronkay
This is UCL
I want to play away match with ify

Somehow


Do you like ganster rap?

Ganster shit

eldee:
@morenike
where's toyin now
and the minority report says ib will soon be arround

You guys are confusing me jor
who is toyin,morenike,tempestous?

Ok

Really?

Toyin

God save you guys

There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"

The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"

So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"

To which the man replied, "No, its average!"

Like your laptop

focus on what?

Take care
I will join you in bed later

Are you high right now?
Can you dance makosa for me? ^{I will love to see you dance makosa}

There once was a couple of newlyweds named Ituen and Wendy. Ituen told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed and said that would be ok. Iteun did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So Wendy said, "Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your D!ck."

Ituen couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done.

As Ituen was on his way home from the tattoo parlor he saw a rest stop and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the restroom and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.

Suddenly, a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside Ituen and Iteun accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed.

So Ituen said "Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too."

The guys looked confused and said, "What makes you think that?"

John replied "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?"

The black guys laughed and responded, "No mon, that tattoo says, "Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day."

Ganja ? ^{should I pass the lighter?}

ifyalways red wine?

Three engineers got on a crowded lunchtime bus. They somehow worked their way to the middle of the bus where they found three girls willing to exchange their seats for a place on the guys' laps. After they got settled and had ridden that way for a while, the first girl suddenly asked the gentleman under her whether he might be an electrical engineer.

Surprised, he replied, "Yes, I am! How did you know?"

"Easy," she said. "I'm getting shocked by your soldering iron."

Just a few minutes later, the second girl asked her guy, "Are you a mechanical engineer?"

He said, "Why, yes, ma'am. How did you know that?"

"Simple," she said, "Your piston is scraping my cylinder."

Shortly thereafter, the third girl turned to her fellow and asked, "Are you a civil engineer?"

"I certainly am," he answered. "How could you have known that?"

"Well," she said, "I figured it out as soon as your dam burst and flooded my village."

"Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby.

"Hmmm, I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?" replied his mate.

"Turkey style? I've heard of 'doggy style,' but what in the world is turkey style?" he asks.

"Gobble, gobble, gobble!"

Kinda funny

Funny

Really?
What are you drinking? ^{pure water}

Good

Damn!
Ituen you read am?