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N-POWER be d 7million jobs ooo abi Ngige? Jobs indeed

EYIBLESSN:
Olodo. Is it FORMAL OR FORMER ?

When will you start to think like a more matured minds. Stop behaving like a teenage.


You sure say you go school ?

Buh why re u like dz.....y do u ve to yeye the gal tlkin abt her formal school.....is nor gud ooo..

Good job. Keep it up

nairavsdollars:
Best coach in 3rd division Belgium league

Ngbor, na oshogbo weed u dey smoke? D league is in Netherland nit Belgium, try smoke jedi....lol

This one hia is constitutional.... Look down

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bone da tin.....no be our way.

Na our way b diz fa....

Carry bournvita, peak milk, blood tonic, 6yards of a lovely cloth material, fine necklace, and multivitamins capsules go giv ur mother. Con top am with 20k cash.

Da one pass i love u mom talk for naija....

If u think u can deceive us hia dt u say it and u dnt do d above, u re jus deceiving yasef ni

The more Trump thinks he can make America safe, the more attacks America experiences..

That's what hapoens when you believe you can do it by your might.......

America's slogan "In God we trust" is no longer working for them coz their trust is now in something not of God.

No country should think it can provide adequate security for its pple. Only Jah can save..

FBI and the CIA can quote me if they are here

Havin done all that and still do not geh d job, sacrifice to ur village people, ko?

makydebbie:
The fingers tho. How do ladies wash their "towtow" with this kain nails?

Sebi u b female?

Pharoh:
Davido did not have classmates rather his dad paid for him to have a one to one session with lecturers throughout his studies but off-course he hanged around with school mates but not in the same class with them.

Ok ooo

Kudos to Odunlade for being so cool in class..... When Davido tell us say he dey Babcock, ordinary classroom pishure, we no see...

ScienceWatch:
Mmmm. Lol very loud. You have a great sense of humour. To find the escapees quickly, type Low-level Atheists.

Lol...help me type it na..mk i use u as bait......dt will afford me the opportunity to pounce on dem all unaware

Make sure you face ur soccer academy squarely and desist from taking igbo lyk ur pa...

Owo motor jona

If Joshua chop her puuli run now, she go author another book........

OtemSapien:
I am not here to challenge or fight people. I am here to help the sheeple and goats lose their religion and see God inside of them rather than seeing him as a SKY baba.

Hmmmm........

Lol...that her "she is not innocent of the acts too" is a damage control she used to protect herself from any backlash that may resut from her post.....

Yet, she deserves the lash.....Plz, lash her fo me....she made sense with d post but un-sensed it with her own admittance of also doin d same tin......

My take- no amount of advice from anyone can stop us from bleeping ourselves, both boiz n gals.....it happens till u geh married xcept u decide to b chaste.

Broom? Where my snake eating naija guys would ve opted for a long thick stick and cutlass, with an Empty pot abt to b filled with snake meat..chai...

Lala dem crew

OtemSapien:
He is the saviour of the world from gullibility, mind slavery and poverty of the spirit.

Oya na....Otemsapien don show himself.....you welcome. Hope you dont intend to engage me in the media war here sha......Coz me like MK4 and more importantly, the Fatality, Brutality part....Pick one

I no fight ooo.....Will be watchin u henceforth

What has Robert Mugabe to say to this?

ScienceWatch:
Lol very loud. Hey OtemSapien will welcome a chat with you after he is done celebrating his Nairaland award.

Otemsapien? Is he human, a robot, an alien, an ipob, an Afonja, or one of the kolos dt escaped frm the mental institute.....and what Nairaland award is dt?

What category is he nominated for?

ScienceWatch:
Lol. But OtemSapien is brilliant. His topic will soon be all over the internet.

Me i will be watching space.....me m lookin fir those who escaped from the mental institute if Nigeria...

Plz, gals with no commonest sense.

Plz tell her dt as it was revealed to me, her husband meant for her lives in the village as at ryt now......Mainland guys sef better pass am....

Mk she kuku go jump for top-mainland bridge

Seun Osewa, come n separate ur people hia.....they re fighting each other.....coz of Jim iyke n T.B Joshua....

ScienceWatch:
I see the mental institution has released some inmates due to over crowding. You were not supposed to be released till 2020.

Lol.....see craze pple everywia on NL.......

His gateman will still put mouth to abuse dt Latasha gal...jus wait........

He even takes care of hiz security detail better than the Federal Govt... Federal Govt is an overrated phrase....i mean Nigeria FG anyway

Why did u refuse to share ur bottle of gin with them too na?? Na wetin dey vex Nigeria Police d most b dt

Funniest tin is dey will rope d guy of a baseless allegation if this goes higher than they think..

They can rope a priest in hiz robe and call him d armed robber and the armed robber, a priest.

Naija Police is lyk scum

internationalman:
no I'm a Nigerian, it's just that sometimes u have to b based in Lagos for u to know most of these C or D list celebrities.

I agree..buh da Odunlade king of memes no b C or D-list celeb oo buh if na hushpuppi n crew, dey fall dia

internationalman:
I swear I only know this girl through Nairaland.
I have never watched or seen her on any movies b4.
Same with the Yoruba actor aka Nairaland meme master.

Then you are not a Nigerian. You must be a Niger -ian. Omo Niger Republic

Dt woman husband na silent killer...Smooth operator....buh hw did death enta dt a\c running car n hit both of dem with kondo of death?

benzion72:
Don't worry electricity generation is not a rocket science. We will do it in six months. Hahahahah

All Promises Cancel

Plz, show me one billboard of a politician in that same Germany promising excess electricity.. u wont find one.....buh hia, wait na, election don reach finish....u go c promises on billboards......Electricity 25\14