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fattbabakay:
I'm giving out 100K this XMAS. I have no idea how to go about choosing the people to make happy yet. If you have an idea (contest or any), quote me.

Twaci:
This offer is still up ohhhhh

Dygeasy:
Baba nla! I see you have "comot" some millions for the akkant.. Na top up you dey find now make e enter trillions..

Make I no carry sand go beach abeg

emmyspark007:
Lol ...this got me lagging real good
Na replica iPhone 7 go make u blow
Oya follow me and pm me ur acct details make show u small love

kitaatita:
Very nice initiative. Please pm me if I can make token financial contribution.

davide470:


Let's discuss at the other side.

peterveo:
I will quote you as many times because I know u seek cheap attention...you have no evidence. Read my lips non! Ooh I forgot...I'm not in your league and won't waste my time engaging u. Show ur evidence if u have one...Ikpi

drizzymadbet:
Nigga be like say u wan give this guy hi BP. Nigga has invested a lot of time energy and resources on this graduated olosho, abeg pity the nigga abeg, for my sake, so that thunder go keep to dey fire tinibu for foisting on us a decapitated nepotistic tribalistic fanatic with zero economic sense

peterveo:
So that's all you know? I'm very sure you are one of the many crushing so bad on her and judging from the cover, free the matter my brother. No body holy pass.

peterveo:
Where did u know her? All this nairaland boys and immorality.

Wishmore:
So I’ve been dating my gf for over 20 months, we’ve been cool, loving and all.

Two months a go, she was down with ulcer( chronic ulcer pains) and have been taking medications since then...

Along the line, she started complaining that I don’t care about her health and all I do is to give her money for drugs and just call to tell her she’ll be fine.

On my part I most confess that the way I call/text reduced solely because I recently got a new job and still in the process of mastering it.(tho i still keep good communication but not as b4)

I explained all this to her but she wasn’t contented.

So there’s this guy she’s been taking to for a while (was just back from his masters). Initially she tells me about how he’s her friend and that he’s doing his masters and all.

I was cool cus it’s healthy if she keep a few male friends.

Along the line, I started noticing how they’re now close and she can how they call n text each other so much!

I confronted her and she lied he’s not the one... not until I found out n she agreed and said they’re just friends.

I was still skeptical about everything and I was fast loosing my trust for her.

Now she does stuff “low key” with the guy, the guy is back in the country and they’ve met a couple of times! Yet she maintains he’s not an issue.


Two days ago, I went to see her in a bit to clear the air and bring her close. She was all cool with the idea and even said she doesn’t have anything to do with the guy again that they don’t even call or text again. I was happy (relived) but one thing was telling me to verify.

So at that point, I cloned her WhatsApp (was a bad idea I guess) and left.


Loll. Just few mins after I left, she texted the guy and was like;

“Hi”,
“how did it go?”,
“John I am so bored and lonely”

I was shocked!

This was the same girl that said she no longer talks to him and all.


And to crown everything, she called me a few hours later and thanked me for coming over with all the love talks etc.


Still in shock.


So she chated me up on WhatsApp and was like she already misses me and she can’t wait to see me again.


I just replied her with the screenshot and left.


pls how did u clone d WhatsApp? am in need of it too

2morogobeta:
Is my bom Big
Please don't report need advice

ikp120:
I just said lemme pity you and epp you small.

You transitioned from being a pussy nigga to being an absolute asshole. (Hey, don't even flare up before I descend on your with my cane. I am your counsellor, so sit the fvck down and pay attention )

You think the guys you call bad are absolute assholes because you don't even know who the so called bad guys are. If you don't know me and you wanna be me, how the fvck are you gonna be me? (Dude, don't even try to flare up because I just dey manage my vexation spirit for here o. How dare you misrepresent the brand of niggas called bad guys? Huh, bro? E dey pain me )


The solution to your problem is very easy. I shouldn't be giving it out for free but the image of the bad guys is at stake mehn.

1. First of all, understand that a real man (bad guy) doesn't try to impress ladies because he, the real man, is the boss. His life does not depend on the lady. A pussy nigga on the other is a fake man who lives all his life trying to impress a lady. Without the lady he will be contemplating suicide. He has no balls in his amu sack

2. DO NOT apologise to her under any circumstance because it was just an argument. You didn't hit nor insult her. It was mutual. There are two ways to hand over your balls to a woman: saying "I am sorry" over nothing and saying "I love you". Don't go near those regions. I know say pussy niggas dey come for me for saying this.

3. This is the real deal!

Wait for 6 and half days (Morning till night na one day. Half day na wetin then? Rhetorical question please ) from today, 7th September, 2017. If she doesn't contact you, just send her this text on the 6 and "halfth" day.

You're gonna send the ball to her court (reverse psychology. Somebody holla "back to sender!" . Pay attention to the totorial o ).

Send this message to her via email and text:

"You said that you love me but for over a week now you haven't even checked on me to know how I'm doing. If I had died 2 days ago in that hospital you would have come to my graveside shedding tears and telling everyone about how much you loved me, right?

Mary was there; Jones was there; Terry was there; David was there; but the one who claims to love me wasn't there. Wow! Is that how love works? If that's how love works then I don't want to have anything to do with love"

My brother, no pick her call o. No reply her messages again o. No go her house again o. Start forming for her. She WILL come asking after what happened at the hospital, IF she really loves you. Just DO NOT worry about her again.

You have successfully fired the ball into her court. She will be the one apologising now and begging to know what really happened.

PS: All the names in the message are names of people you know.

Don't thank me bro. Thank reverse psychology. That's what girls use on guys.

Bad guys are actually the guys who beat these girls to their games using the same tactics they deploy

4. DO NOT behave like an asshole again by being harsh unnecessarily. That's inhumane bro. Anyone who does that ain't even human, talk less of being a bad GUY.

If after doing all these and she doesn't apologise in 10 days after sending the message, I WILL DEACTIVATE ALL MY ACCOUNTS ON NAIRALAND!

Harddon, I'm very correct na