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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 6:42am On Feb 10, 2015
I've bottled my fears, ready to taste the man in me/
but this is not me chasing my dreams, its me tryna escape reality/
Pain detected when emotions pass through scanners/
defeat is sour, and the truth hurts when the bruise gathers/
so draw a Hulk for a demonstration, that's a Bruce 'Banner'/
or drink on your bottled anger like Bruce Banner/
but what if I told you, you're not destined/ that that wasn't a curse brethren/
that you're in the right course, but hold on to the wrong blessings/
you cry and wail, cos your dreams are 'to be yet be seen/ saying, I haven't seen the best in me/
what if I told you, you've been holding onto someone else's dreams?/
but wait
what if our nightmares is the peak we've been planning to reach/
and the things that hunted us at night, were actually dreams/
a fact that lies/ under these actual lines/
were dreams meant to be dreamt, and nightmares meant to be actualized? /
because in dreams I could drive a car in a go/ cruise the world as my own/
without stopping to know/ how the Bleep I got this car on the road/
but in my nightmares, I'm chased by monsters in a roll/ tho they scared the tard out my soul/
but yet they're the ones that explain and make sure, on their own/ that I find a safe place, prolly my home/
that is, I've literally reached my destination , which in reality, I call it, MY GOAL!!/
Hence I ditch my dreams for a while, my nightmares is made my awareness/
Cos I believe, in reality, i can't make it in life without facing challenges!!

Peace!! smiley
Spoken words ,Chuka!! smiley

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 7:23pm On Dec 30, 2014
Okay . my verse from a cypher in fb. .

Yo Trex . Should I go in? Can I? Like right now? Aight aight

Twisted insane/ still in restraints/ cos I vividly tamed/ the illmind of hopsin with the Aids/
our difference is great/ you tarnish images, to feel ill in the game/
I tarnish image . .if I didn't incase/ in the simplest ways/ . . 'fit in the frame'/
Im Mystery made/ thinking deranged/
The thought of me makes ebola sick in the brain/

Rhymes display , like a gallery show/ Strong like the Samson we know/
and when they said Pride comes before a fall . . . I killed my Lions ,. .and took a stand of my own!!/

we just got . . We just .. .we just got staaarrrtttteeeddd!!


Start with the sentiment . . Every part of this art is an element/
A verse in its eloquence/ sitted firm in the mid of the flow is the bars , its the sediment/
unexpected rhyme scheme , is something expected like a gaylord being a feminist/
I'm not a star in this settlement/
I'm the opposite part in a specialist/
the imperfect perfectionist/ locked with intelligence/
An extremist lost in his evidence/
a therapist trapped in his own horrid experiments/
I'm that adrenaline rush when you hear a pope's caught with a lesbian/
I need a specialist in my head,
An expressionist with the lead . .with the heart of a pessimist/
at my sparkling gentleness/ I plant timebombs . .while Harvesting detriment'/
mark as; his excellence/ like . . He's the president right?/ I live a centralist life/ Intelligent lines/ processed from an impressionist mind/ and 670 legions of poets head in a time/
to tell'em with rhymes/ that Rome wasn't built in a day . .was built at the dead of the night/
My shadow deadens a sight/ in my highest power/ I might devour/
the truth is bitter . . .and the lie is sour/ so in your brightest hour/
I would still make you push your luck off the Eiffel Tower/
An Extraterrestrial ufo caught in this gathering/ Call me a star, astronomy would jot it a fallacy/
cos I'm a collection of stars, it adapts to me/
so don't call me a star . . .call me a 'galaxy/
Life is a bitch, and you jack off to its fantasies/
sleep's the cousin of death . .reality got stuck in its family/
they callously loving my strategy/ its calamity, when i 'release this order to this buddies', you aint sure if hes 'Malady'/ gradually, bringing folks down to earth, just like the gravity/
so perfect, . .to make perfect, you obviously will practice me/ by only studying half of me!!/
happily, Im rapidly busting this gadgetry/ gallantly causing the apathy/
my sanity's a vanity/ keep passing me gallantly/
but sleep on me when you cross my path and wake up randomly stuck on the Calvary!/

Fatality!! . .

Reality checks if I was paid a sum or two/ for the punch I used/ you feeling obnoxious? True!/
And if the money's good/ Id bring forth my goons/ that'd make a slave outta your all baboons/
cos your warning shots . .to me . . are gun salutes!/

The Incorruptible Lord/ the justice, the Judge/ enforcing the law/ without flossing a word/
No questions, I raise a finger, a lead my people. .with the rule of the thumb in a war/
I'm the rumble and the rush/ when it rain, it pours . . .its a Storm/
In a dumbed-down description; Chuka is exactly what happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force!!/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 9:59am On Dec 30, 2014
THE REMEMBERANCE . . .

Dear Mom . .

Dec 13th you left
So its been one hell of a tight year/ that you left, while i drown in my dry tears/
do I still cry? Yeah!/ I don't like here/
Every night I cry my eyes out and turn to a Blind qeer/
Your departure to my ears/ was like beer/
Just one shot, and you're a hostage to your thoughts trapped in your minds sphere/
you left the greatest humongous hole in my heart, that's quite clear/
but the dark pain makes the picture not to be quite clear/
they say to make it crystal, i gotta shed more light here/
Look, to be use to this . . I got learn the steps' , . Like babies tryna climb stairs/
It's like it was just yesterday, with a pain that's been feeding for a gazillion light years/
I smile , so you feel happy inside here/
but I'm tryna fight fear/ with the right gear/
cos when I say Im runnimg the streets at this time smear/ It's a disguise wear/
most think I'm chasing my dreams . . .but I'm running away from my Nightmares/

I miss those times in the morning/ I wake to see you so excited n working/
each time you smiled, it's was gorgeous/
you made living this life to be worth it/
every advice, we have learnt it/
Youre the source of the fire in me burning/
There's a fine line separating reality from all the standard battles Ive lost/ my patterns gradually gone/
I'm now like burning candle in the wind . . .a Lantern trapped in a storm/

It happen all of a sudden, it scares/ its like nothing was there/
one moment you're here . .
.next moment you just disappear/
Mom,
to me it wasn't your year/ too much of a torment to bear/
why do I feel I'll never run out of such a burden to share/
but I gotta be positive here/ and elevate this hurts/ penetrate the guts/
your going should be create enough/ power to turn these weakness till it makes me strong/
cos that's what you thought I and Sis when you're away n gone/
cos If I'm still crying/ it signifying/ the way we celebrate your name is wrong/
You deserve a diamond crown, your name made with um/
saying, Mrs Daisy Ngozi Okeke Iwuanyanwu, THE WORLD GREATEST MOM/
For you've always thought us, when we reached, to know where we're coming from . . When the day is done!!/

Not letting these pain be a hustle stopper/ so i tuggle tuck this hurt too under/
I'ma still be the greatest scientist in space and physics that I told you Mom, and a humble hustler/
with incredibly mind-boggling theories to stumble others/
so excuse folks, I've got a world to conquer!!/

so if it ain't late till dawn/ then on behalf of my babe n all/ the people that did and didn't appreciated you and appreciate the art/
I and sis we pay our respect you, as we raise this glass and celebrate with Pops!!/


I miss and Love you

Mrs Daisy Ngozi Okeke/ Iwuanyanwu ,. (R.I.P) :* :* :* sad sad sad

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 11:14am On Dec 26, 2014
Yo Mikuz, so you never create thread for ThunderStorm vs Joshua Base??

Hian . Okay o .

Merry Christmas NairaLandians
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 9:33am On Dec 24, 2014
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 9:22am On Dec 24, 2014
GLACIERZ:



You just dey rant. . .calling out niggas without respect. If I whoop u?

See this one o , run away soldier.. You can join the queue, I don't mind. It's all fun, mister

You whoop me or I whoop you, life still goes on.

Make I no entertain my fans and your fans again,? cheesy

I'm taking command/ My phrases are grand/ wetin cosign this ape with my stance?/
I multiple flow . . That's my product' . I ain't faking my brand'/
But it's okay if ya mad/ cos too much love for my could turn to hate in a stand/
If my bravery struck a cord . . Take a chill pill . .cos I'm just entertaining my fans!!/

cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ThunderStorm(m): 9:12am On Dec 24, 2014
Joshuabase:
Abeg link to coogar vs mikuz

I don google taya

It exists not anymore

was flushed away when Nl's security was breached and attacked.. Turning every post from Jan to a clean slate
.according to Coogar, by Mikuz ^_^
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 12:48am On Dec 24, 2014
mikuz:


Wrongturn, ThePrekky and Thunderstorm are the only facebook niggas who can rap at the moment, others are pathetic trolls.

lol
So I'm not yet forgotten. Great!!

Cos I'm having a return . .yes! With a battle..
Create/ hype thread .

ThunderStorm vs Joshua Base

24Lines, we post on the 26th . smiley

It's a done deal o!


And if Ibime is down, I'll battle him the next week . Be it January
Ema Prince, Loonatikk and Coogar shall follow there after smiley
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ThunderStorm(m): 12:52am On Dec 22, 2014
ThePrekky:

when is it going down? Tell them ThePrekky is gonna be joining in on the fun

I don't know when they plan on releasing'em . . . You know 'em nao . Holla at them bruv
I done sent my verses days ago .
Rap Battles / Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by ThunderStorm(m): 10:49pm On Dec 21, 2014
coogar:


who is this pein?
i think he's the daddy on facebook - that nucca has been on a killing spree from what i gather. how did you lose to him?
Killing spree? I don't thinkie
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ThunderStorm(m): 6:57pm On Dec 21, 2014
Darkrebel:
I really wish thunderstorm was in this cypher... matter of fact, I prefer him in it than Coogar ....you guys saw his verse in last year's cypher right? the dude is tight lyrically

Lmfaoooo. . . Don't worry sir . Watch out for the 'end of year All Stars Cypher' by U3
and 'Insane bastards' by Lester . Imma ne on'em.
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ThunderStorm(m): 6:53pm On Dec 21, 2014
looool
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ThunderStorm(m): 10:25am On Dec 07, 2014
Ibime:
Dizaster vs Cassidy was straight trash!
forreal? Let me go watch it first sha!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 10:13am On Dec 07, 2014
JigsawKillah:
Why is it so hard to admit? I've been Flow For Ranks Best/
They'd say Jigs scripts wack lines, yet they blow your wack heads/
Bis gave Kr0ne a shot, now Loonat11k is next/
My bet, he'd cure a dying lunàtic with text/
Like he made Chronicles a lost script/ when he crossed the/
Boundary between dôpe and wack, he bossed the/
Wack goblin, fat gee I want my chance, I deserve it/
When Ffr was dead, I brought the morgûe, to preserve it/
Would beef Limerick, a willful replier/ day to day we'd flip it like ciphers/
I showed Nairalanders i can kill dudes with pliers/ one time napped Kr0ne and tossed him, into the fire/
My frees too costly/ I maimed Giyazz and Khena/
Each said he could drop me/ I made Giyazz look like Cinderella/
Truth be told, my battles haven't been up to standard/
I too I'm disappointed i lose to dûmb àss retàrds/
A nigga my level should do nothing but floor these bastards/
Forming gangstas/ when after a fight is when we see them fronting after/
Flaunting chapters/ most of them takes weeks to script/
When a nigga got influence, they'd go down to lîck his dîck/
Is Iceskidd a rapper? Isn't Giyazz a failed Onitsha street boy?/
What of Max and Kr0ne? Wannabe gangstas flaunting toys/
Emaprince isn't better, Mikuz or Thunderstorm?/
Ain't got enough heat in they flows to keep a strîpper warm/
Kings tourney came and go, like a mere battle/
No prebattle disses, bet they're all scared àssholes/
I only did one, against Max, the ho was scared to reply that/
He didn't have enough in his closet, let's write facts/
It took him weeks to beef Mikuz on the flow for rank/
How mikuz became NL king, he got hos to thank/
Nigga is PDP, the way he rigs votes/
Ksslib fûcked up, should've left Khena and go for Mik's throat/
Who else can keep this heat i once exhibited?/
During which I becane flow for rank's undisputed/
I'd drop one to three rebuttals in a day/
Limerick couldn't stop me smashing bottles in his face/
Darkrebel got a cypher in place, i wasnt invited/
No surprises, Niggas get blinded by the fires i ignited/
I take no offence, but just so you know, I'm delighted/




Who should i talk about now?

Just seeing this . .

Jigsaw lol..


This whiner disgust/ Claimed messiah and god/ right in this block/
I could shoot him with the arrow of god . . .like I snipe for the lord/
He's adviser advising his talk/ must be silenced with a silencer glock/
He ain't fly, he's a schmuck/
He's raising himself above every guy in this ruck/
but soon, he'd be tired and stuck/ .
.like he's in the mud, driving a truck/
cos when I use my pliers and chuck/ to close his windows of opportunity, and wire it shut/
His room of improvement be reduced to the size of a tuque/ pump in co , intensify it with dust!/
spiritual healers would watch him dying amok/ after I seal his door to success . . .break his handle . . . So he's only left trying his luck'!/
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ThunderStorm(m): 8:27pm On Dec 03, 2014
So after Emaprince KO over Ibi, our O'Bis is now battling to even stand again, Nice Nice cheesy

Kudos Krone

Prince I'd be coming for you sha :p
and hmmm O'Bis
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 5:06pm On Dec 02, 2014
LooNat11kk:


Lol actually, ink and I talked about his verse being super d0pe

Especially these bars

This man carry cold mission?/ Nah he's
actually cool . Like the salami yo eating/ check
his profile, he's in so many university at a
time . But bad with the pure diction/
he cant hurt a fly . he only did that cos he
thought 'Poly Technic' was a 'karate
position'/ . . .from Japannese own system'/

My raps belittle chaps/ and watch, as I hit this
man with little jabs/
You're so black, it riddles blaq/
but No! He's not 'the black sheep of his
family' . . . Yes! He's their 'sacrificial lamb'!!/


But all the same, it was an open battle, both parties brought hot bars to the table
lool
Rap Battles / Re: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by ThunderStorm(m): 12:28pm On Nov 27, 2014
I'm FBI's most wanted...After killing a couple
of dudes/We shoulda battled in France, maybe
then I'll have something to lose/ Your wife left
cos she's always nursing a bruise/You're like a tennis umpire ....You are sad, boring & love
means nothing to you/

You should quit the burger....before you get
your mind damaged/I should teach you why
the Coog is a fine package/ **√(-1) 8 π** .....I'd rather have a lime sandwich/Since you are a math pundit, I figured we could talk in sine language/ - Coogar

If yawa dey. . . I burn a boy. . . and end his race/
My Desert Eagle or Mack 10 displays/ on this mental case/
In other words. . . I'll shoot either the 'Mack or D'. . . then bury him. . . in Benue State!!!/

You can’t compare infinity to a nano-micron/
I’m a savage bison/ with biceps that strangle
pythons/ A cougar. . . is an Aba-made brand of Lion!/ I'm a rapping icon/ Wahabi scion/ from the land of Zion/ . . . while he was planting yams. . . I was planting timebombs!/ - Ibime

Soon as the fans in my way/ start with chanting my name/ the gay will rattle and shake/
. . I haven't even started. ."his bars are raising the roof" . . Only As his Chance to excape!!/ - ThunderStorm

he's raps git branded as frail/ for trynna battle this savage/ he's a seasoned vet . So his áss been gradually garnised/
. . Therefore he's leaving here with a grassy áss . . While he tells me thank you in spanish/ - ThunderStorm

This spineless flea/ tryna fight with me/ but
when my rifle squeeze. . .
. . 'Thunder' will ignore laws of physics. . . . and take flight. . . . at 'Lightning' speed!!/ - Ibime

I’m living lavish and love it/ He mad. . .cos me and wifey got a travelling budget/
while this monkey hawking groundnut. . . . in a Banana Republic!/

Ibime's another animal at rampage/ his VR is an attribute that's damaged/
. . So his Flow efficiency . I'm sorry . Has no mechanical advantage!/ - ThunderStorm

You'll git broke on collision/ and my plan is to make ur wife a widow, simple/ aftr I suck The Ho's Tips/ till we 'climax'. .but if u think it's a 'Joke', a bazooka to ur torso and it goes. . . GWAM! GWAM!! GWAM! . .like Igbo Riddles!!!/

ur faded & dyin/ floored u3's stretch & then had trouble wit blaq's/ after he shuttled ya arše/ So like drift cars, u needed swaying to brake free from his clutch. . .wen he brought a full throttle attack!/ - ThePrekky

Still spewing trash,not yet cautious/ said she's too pretty to die,I was just left nautious/
So I let the mag speak and had her lifeless on the floor . . . Dam.n!!..she was 'drop dead'
gorgeous/ - Ema Prince

But if dat dnt work, my thugs live clips banging/
So if he wanna gamble with his worth, i will
have niggas 'keep his value on the floor' Like
Street gambling!/ - Animetum aka wreck

My mathematical mind kills at leisure/ U don't
get d dynamics. . . so a lil physics lecture. . .
I'm d new force in dis area . . . dats y d Bleep u feel d pressure
My skills oppress ya/ He's d best?. . . 4a Jesus
sake!! I'm takin a slice out dis silly muffin. . . and its a piece of cake!!! - streetwize


Two parents/blood group AS/ cant cause such
sick cells/. . . So BS!!. .
If u say U can B S/ cuz I'll douse your eyes with carbon sulfide. . . and u still won't C S!!!! -Streetwize

I Torture This Dumb Titan/ Swing Some Knivesin/ He Been Ranting How Sick He is, But We Know he sure Lying/
. . . Cos This Battle Will Show How I End Storm Like Jesus Christ did!!/ - Loonatikk

Now i'm confuse if "Ibime" is actually you/ We need fact to the proofs/ Cuz today he calls himself, cat, tomorrow dawg . Next is turtle ninja . .this animal should be sent back to the zoo!!/ - ThunderStorm

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ThunderStorm(m): 12:04pm On Nov 25, 2014
Hmmm .
Rap Battles / Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits III - Ema Prince Vs Ibime ~ * * by ThunderStorm(m): 11:59am On Nov 25, 2014
This is super!!!
Rap Battles / Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits III - Ema Prince Vs Ibime ~ * * by ThunderStorm(m): 11:58am On Nov 25, 2014
oh damnn
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 1:22pm On Nov 08, 2014
mikuz:


Na now you dey see the battle?
Lol . . No man
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 11:52am On Nov 08, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:

so you would have voted coog the winner if you voted?
Nope, not atall . . Look it this way - Ibime didn't need much to bring Cooger to the ground
Business / Re: Checking Your GTBANK Account Balance Via SMS by ThunderStorm(m): 1:07pm On Nov 07, 2014
lmaoo

Mikuz, so you just run eh
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 12:56pm On Nov 07, 2014
Ibime didn't even really go top notch in that battle against Cooger.
Just saying. . .
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ThunderStorm(m): 3:04pm On Nov 06, 2014
Chai , see drama
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 9:08pm On Oct 31, 2014
Emaprince:
what's so special about those verses?..nothing hard,amazing or wowing in there
as in . .those verses has nothing on eminem .

I expected more from k-rino
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 9:06pm On Oct 31, 2014
Limerick:
yo' coming for me, hope its a battle sha!
lol battle ke? Normal ffr procedure

no worry, expect it sooner

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 4:36pm On Oct 31, 2014
Darkrebel:


streetwize? ..you think its streetwize right?..or thunderstorm?
abeg, no mention my name in such things as this
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 4:32pm On Oct 31, 2014
Limerick:

Nigga, my timing, fast/ I deserve every bragging right/
Even Chuka knows. . . .I'd wipe out thunderstorm. . .when my Lightening strikes/
Lol . . . Chuka knows what?? . .lol you'll come explain yourself , cos im coming for you. .
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 4:23pm On Oct 31, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
Dizaster uses too much fillers.. That bores me...
what !!! Diz uses too much fillers?

I don't think so . . He's every line connects to the main punch . . The multies strongly intact . No unnecessary rhyme, nor sound forcing.

Even his aggressiveness is an attribute. With these shady-built flow . .


He's just an imitation of Eminem
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 10:43am On Oct 31, 2014
Emaprince:
Dizaster's my favouurite..that dude makes every battle look like a grudge match..his personals are provocative and he drops amazing random punches too..he's just so witty!
word!!
His personals are just epic . and the way he picks his rhyme schemes are just freaking amazing . The best I've seen . .


Diz is my favourite .
Then Illmaculate is just on fire too . . Illmac va Bigg k . .he brought his deep lines into action . .
I bleeps with The Saurus too
and Pat Stay

Shotty Horroh is sick too though
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ThunderStorm(m): 12:39am On Oct 01, 2014
na wa o . . How far with Mikuz and Ibime's battle spree?!

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