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MY VOTE

Ok since everyone's scared to vote. I'll set the ball rolling.

The Opener - which is meant to be one of the hottest part of a battle. Was fair from both. But frankly, i didnt feel the heat of a supposely steaminh punch. But the metaphor was sick. A Tie for me.

The punches - Ibime was out classed here.IMO. . Mikuz took this away, hitting his target at every chance he had, whilst Ibime was busy with being Creative. Forgettin he's in a battle. - MIKUZ

The Metaphors - No Doubt. . Ibime took this totally, tho Mikuz really tried. BUT Ibime went in with Quality and quantity.

Flow - So clean. .bOth was amazing. . Really i coudnt just pick. - a TIE!

The Multies - Multies Muties Multies. . . I'm a freak to this criteria. And I loved the rhyme scheme from both.. Ibime's Internals actually Saved him from losing this criteria and his well constructed rhymes were great and matured. Mikuz on the other hand did some four syllabic.. But wasnt constant with it. But his connecting rhymes and less use of fillers was really clever.
A TIE from me.
The wordplays/pun - It's heartbreakin when an Old Ninja is still hanging on to the pun Winning/weaning. So outplayed.. But beside that.. Mikuz took this by a rope walk. Ibime i did dig your pun, and i find'em TOTALLY sick. Just a little more effort, and it would have been yours.

The Closers
- idk but i really did feelin Mikuz's closer atall.maybe the wordplay was to be blamed. Idk..
ibime's Outro was Just it. - IBIM!!

And I think this is a Tie!!

If i was too Pick a winner . I totally would pick Mikuz. . I mean. . He just was in fire!!!! I preferred his verse over Ibimes'

But somehow, i think Ibime is losing his touch . . This just isnt the Ibime i use to know.
Nice show off Ninja... May i see a second round

Gu Ç ci: Nicey! Aint a DV here, I would've dropped a verdict
Abi Chuka?

Yes Sir. And according to the listed criteria you see up there.


And i'll drop mine, and that will be tomorrow. But first let me read it and sink it in.

ILLScripts: Hey thunderstorm...maybe u should come and drop verd 1st...as in,how do I vote Without knowing d voting criterials

Look at my comment before this one. The criteria has been laid out.

Lol. . Oops!!

Ibime and Mikuz . I'm really sorry about that.. Damn!! My phone messed up badly.

Well . . NairaLand there you have it..

OPEN FOR VOTES

Opener
Simile/metaphors
Punchlines
wordplays
Flow
Multi-rhymes.
Closer

verese removed

MIKUZ'S VERSE

I wreck and hover/ with shells and
boulders/
. . . so before I start this 'pre-meditated' murder . . let me 'first pray to Jehovah'!!!/
This muggin is useless/ I get him crippled with bullets/
. . . so when Im shooting new tecs/ like teams recording a 'home and away defeat' . . he ll be 'losing his two legs'!!!/
When we see heads introducing the true vets/ hes barely mentioned/ so Ill retire his
@ss . . and leave him collecting pensions/
. . . I get him 'lost in his thoughts' . . when I blow his medulla towards an unknown destination!!!/
I'll have this maggot bleeding/ after several hours of anomalous beating/
Defeat me ?. . . like kids lacking the opportunity to leave bre@stfeeding . . . Ibime ll never have any chance of 'winning'!!!/
The raps ya busting/ is arrant rubbish/ You haven't yet discovered ya calling/
. . . but if you claim you hard and balling/ . . Ill leave you 'between the devil and the deep blue sea' . . when I attack with Sharks and
Dolphins!!!/
Voters will never have this foe lauded/ cos he flows nonsense/
. . . I don't give foes warm treatments . . so this manslaughter was cold-blooded!!!/
He better mail a cop/ before ma Ak pops/
. . . Im like Tom . . I nail this frog/ when Ah-take-a shot!!!/
You spit childish and bore/ so get highly assured/ that defeating me is what you can't rightly afford/
. . . Ya wife's poosy is like Seriake . . she lets a thousand Diiicks-in . . /
. . so we wonder how the bast@rd please him!!!/
The large cheddar/ of this Niger deltan/ got me travelling from Japan to Athena/
. . . they call my 'Yen-a-goer' . . . while his cash can barely take him to 'Bayelsa'!!!/
I put guns in action/ to get him sprayed in an awry fashion/
. . . mathematically . . ma axe give his skull a 'long division' . . cutting his body parts into 'improper fractions'!!!/
Ibime is a pest and a joker/ and Im a vet and a soldier/
. . . so I ll grab insecticides in Imo . . to fell his 'Roach-@ss!!!/
My thugs round and trounce him/ after I beakon boy scouts to trash him/
. . . my circuit breakers take this 'black out' . . now thats a 'power outing!!!/
When I empty big tanks/ to expell this mister/
. . . his abdomenal organs will pour out on his hands . . making him 'carry belle' . . like 'pregnant sisters'!!!/
If hes trampling further/ I ll stamp the brother/
. . . then stampede him in a parade ground . . moment I give out 'marching orders'!!!/
. . . now hes getting booed wella/ cos he wasn't a match for this rude fella/
. . . so this fight was an error . . .
cos I just 'decapitated Ibi'(E B) . . like 'beheading two letters'!!!!/

where is Mikuz oooo?

Oya Myne or Mikuz. . . Go open thay thread. I wanna post the verses NOW!!! Before my network dissapoint..

Mikuz and Ibime. . The stage is set.
Now send your verses to me.

Ibime: My bars are ready. . . . all wrapped up for special delivery. . . . no long ting. . . . if Mikuz finish early, we can both send to Thunderstorm early and beat the deadline. . .

Woaaahhh!! Coool . Now i can't wait.

Ok Ninjas. . Here's the link to IBIME-VS-MIKUZ thread

https://www.nairaland.com/1242942/b-warcraft-apocalypes-ibime-vs

They say: when two elephants fight, the ground will suffer..
But what happens when to Rap Immortals clash together? When two lucifer damiens decide to kick a metaphoric, punch-toxicated, battle? I dont know either, but i can tell you this. . . Heaven and hell will switch postions.
Get ready, for Metaphors that'll erase Zues from existence. Wordplays that beat a man to death and beat him back to life . . Punches that will send a moving bullet back to its chamber

cus this is . . WARCRAFT: THE APOCAYLPES!!!!

Bio:

Known as The Achebe of rap: One of the most feared NL's and Facebook textcees. A product of Flow of rank.. The vet whom your favourite see as god! . . Known for funny but deadly ground breaking punches... Metaphor that pagens to conc christains.. Insane wordplayer that makes you ask . . Is this a vistor from Olympus? .. I present to you MIKUZ

"My bars already overwhelming the tout/
He knows Im definately heading this bout/ even with the whole of Slaughterhouse, helping him out/ . . . Blast his legs over the borders . . . and have him over-stepping his bounds!/
Won this bout hands down . . . so quit talking further/ A stunning baller/ . . . My speed over-run the pauper/ Got a Sporting Life . . . and hes just a Complete Sucker!/"

Now from the other side of the world. The current King of NL . . The one whom the gods wants to be like. The owner of the birth place of metaphor. . I mean REAL metaphor. . . He's punches are considered the 9th wonder of the world . With wordplays that draw arts of war. . He reps beyound Just NL. . But almost every group in Facebook. i just can't say much . . Ladies and gents . . I present to you IBIME

"Im hailed as the man/ so bail if you can/ And if you talking beef, change the subject. . . or fail the exam!/
When this villain appear/ the thrill in the air/ should fill you with fear/
if ya think ya prepared. . . blow ya brains. . and kill the idea!/ I mangle ya melon/ when Im branding a weapon/
I JFK your Bottom. . . from any angle of reference/"
hahahahah!!! I mean, c'mon.. What else can i say? What say?!!!
Ohhh i have one!!

LET THE BEATING COMMENCE

RULES!!!

- 30 lines each
- No biting and Recycling.
- Comments are welcomed.
- Voting preceedures will the decided after both verses are ready and mailed to Magneto4243@yahoo.com
- Deadline: 11pm Monday, 1st April 2013.

So ladies and gents . . Relax . . Sit back . Grab a six pack . . . And watch as the sun falls.

Goodluck Ninjas. . . .

mikuz: Chuka please pop the thread while we observe a minute of silence for Ibime.

Lol. Aye

Ibime: Mikuz was on the thread earlier, so he must have seen the call-out. . . . just waiting for him to signify his acceptance

Aii . . No problem.

Ibime. . Well i hope Mikuzzzzz knows about this.

My Email: Magneto4243@yahoo.com

I dont think this is the real Ibime. . With a double "e"? . . . How come?

~Sauron~:
Whatz the double meaning here?
How can meeting one's match be a flaw? U are a stark illiterate.

Loooool . . . .
I guess Sauron was too dull no know that [/b]flammable flaw[b] and [/b]meet his match[b] really had two meanings..

Flame and match(box)

Loooooool . . Ibime vs Sleak....

I support this motion. . . . .

Yo yo!

A RAP LORD IS BORN/ . . . Yall blast off with force/ as i transform this words/ . . .into quantumic form/
and watch lyric . Become the theoritical structure . . . Of an atomic bomb!/
dare fanthom the thought/ . One try. . And ya sure be gone/
i'm never damn worried of/ . Ma fast coming wars/
. . I just leisurely ride into battles. . . With a galloping horse!!/
make Immortal gods face extinction . . from a Global Doper Emcee/ . His vocal's dope and legit/
with dreams so big . . . Only it's shadow .causes a Total Solar Eclipse!/
Perfector of quantum physics . .extractin more Rays off the Sun/
use mind control . . To Raise Up each Dirt/ you cant excape from his thoughts/
i take giant steps . . Till my foot's stuck deep. . Into the Face of the earth!!/
dont Say What It's Not/ when you re-write his rhymes/
spit fire on the cords . And Ignite the Mic/
when i brainstorm . . My head emits a thousand volts . . Of Lightenin Strikes!!/
at the bottom of my heart . . Shark ponds exists . .with Thousands of herbs/
i'm down with the words/action speaks louder . . So i'm Clownin the Verbs/
. . Mind so deep . . Try to think him out . . And get Drowned with his thoughts!!/
Multiply my Energy . With time . . To enact a Dangerous Force!/
there're Ten ways of Wars/
I'l flip you off a clip .. With a
thermometer in ya mouth . . And watch your Temperture Drop!!/
. I'll come to ya funeral . watchin from a projectile range/ for using my name . To project ya fame/. Waiting till the Proph bless ya grave/
then come pay my last respect...
And hang around. . Waiting to Collect my Change!!/

mikuz: I'm fine jare . . . are you back for real . . . ?

Yes ooo . . I really missed here. Nice to see you and Ibime and Ema are still heating here up. Nice!!!

dj5naira: AUDI

nevermind.

Looooll . . Mikuz ooo . . Howdy?

Dj. . Howdy?

e-Iceberg:
@ThunderStorm

who u??

some nyc hyperbolical lines u got!

up fo a battle??

I'm just me.. And thanks.

Battle? Not yet..

A Yo!! . Herpes!

This is . . My Declaration Of WAR!!!

Heaven and Hell will switch position . . When i SHOW'EM MA SILENT RAGE!/i GLOW WITH THA
STRIKIN FLAMES!/
drive on the lane of death . So fast . Survillance cameras . WONT SEE MA LICENCE PLATE!/
but i dont drink drive . . . . I just smoke canabis . . And PROCEED TA FLY A PLANE!!/
my mind has a mind of it's own . . And i MAKE THEM BETTER OR GREAT!/ to emit the GREATEST
METAS FOR LAMES!/ brainstorm . And MAKE HELL'S WEATHER ALL CHANGE!/
so hot-headed . . When i start to think . . My BRAIN CELLS EVAPORATE!/
i exhibit the rage of a KNOWN AMSTERDAM'S WHITE BEAR/ . .i SHOW ANGER THAT FIGHT
FEAR!/ outta the world thinker,ma thoughts GOES OUTTA MA MIND'S SPHERE!/
cos i don't go after my dreams . . I GO AFTER MA NIGHTMARES!/
i wont just Bleep ya world up . . I break it's FAKE WICKER ORBIT/
and CHANGE IT TA COMETS!/
dont just draw arts of war . . . I creATE PICTURES FROM IT!/
of GREAT INDIAN COMICS . .
My money talks . . . .and perfected the EIGHT FIGURES OF SPEECH!!/
my talk is hard! . . It BREAK CINAMONS QUICK . .
And TUTOR THE MINDS OF WACKS!/
yall are wolfs in sheep clothings . . Im a dinosaur . .GLUED UP IN LION MASK!/
i'd make ya put ya past behind ya back! . . And still go ahead to put ya FUTURE . . . . .BEHIND
YOUR PAST!!/

Been long yo . . Missed here.

Well, here's a lil something something for yall to digest.

Meet the deranged division!!/
brain washed... Like an aRabian Hippie!!/ . On a raidin mission!!/to bring the heat when we come together .
. .Cuz we great with friction!!/
my brain is Missing!/so i've lost Faith in thinking!/
an alien misfit/ i've become so evil. . Every christmas . . I'm number one. On Satan's WishList!/
turned from man to monster . Possessed with a Killer instincts!/
Killin the king and the queen!/
this is as Real as we speak!/
i eliminate my Circle of frenemies . . With a Pyramid Scheme!!/
all my life, i've been draggin corpses!/
from the pit of my stomach
comes a dragon dungen!/
for these daggers to my heart . Gives me. . A STABBIN CONSCIENCE!!!/
this is a poetic form i'm rapping!/vultures that eat my corpse turns into horse and dragons!/
i'm with a curse that traps me!/
cuz the "apple of my eye". .is filled with Worms and maggits!/
i sacrifised the truth for lies!/ i've looked for death but couldnt find!/ so i thought i wont just die!/
till i failed the test to live . Cuz i didnt study . The book of life!/ they judge me on how i handle some steps/
but how would you battle
your fears?/ how can you hide through your tears?/
.. . when your gift of life . . Is wrapped . As a parcel of death?/
how would you hide the guilt?/
lifes a storm. . How would you ride the ship?!/
you see i'm not afraid of the dark . I'm afraid of what the Light reveals!/

Yo yo . . . Thunderstorm is back hombres...

Nice seeing. S/o to Ibime, Mikuz Dj5naira... And Ema...

Ohhh and the troublemakes

wherr yall at? . . Start dowin yo!

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no familarity here please!

Ok guys so far we have :

- lyrical E.K
- frantik
- airmark
- maddawg
- safarigirl
- Valiantvaliant
- sleakid

- Just one space left.

lol sign up joor