₦airaland Forum

. And it's Confirmed - I have Glacierz's verse in my inbox. The ball's at your court Mikuz.

Glacierz,Mikuz and the rest of NL. . . Sorry for the delay of the thread. . . The thread is set already . . I was cut off last night. .

. . Meanwhile, Mikuz Open the thread again pls, i just noticed that i left out some neccesary things.... . Pls, no vex.

There's a popular saying which says "action speaks louder than words". Well two greats, after a lyrical toggle at FFR, has finally decided to put their words into action. . . So get ready, for punches cooked with the recipe of disaster, personals that end careers, wordplays and metaphors that'd recarnate Tupac . And creativity at its's best. .

Ladies and gents, boys and girls, gays and les. . Homos and straits. Short and tall, fat and slim. The ugly and the beautiful. Humans and Intergalatical beings.
WARCRAFT[/b]presents to you:

[b]THE APOCALYPSE II

bio
He's sick, he's dope, he's evil. Popularly known as the achebe of rap. A heavy weight champ, who not too recent, won NL's best heavy weight champ of all time . Owner of possed with evil, his punches that wipes the existence of Olympus, his deep wordplays often confused as the abyss and metaphors that are still suspected to be ghostwritten from the pits of. . hell. With creative that makes you asking "is this the rumoured end of the world? Yes you should be scared . As i present to you . . . MIKUzzzzzzz

"The large cheddar/ of this Niger deltan/
got me travelling from Japan to Athena/
. . . they call my 'Yen-a-goer' . . . while his cash can barely take him to 'Bayelsa'!!!/
I put guns in action/ to get him sprayed in an awry fashion/ . . . mathematically . . ma axe give his skull a 'long division'
. . cutting his body parts into 'improper fractions'!!!/

From the other side of the galaxy, a titan of great quality, whom "losing" is not a word. Owner of bars from the throne of evil. Whose Cold-hearthed punches freezes hell over. He's metaphors was known as the last wish of lucifer himself. His fly wordplays often confused as comic rays. . With creativity that lands hard than a falling meteror. . Are you scared now
. Well, there NL, i fearfully present to you: GLACIERZ


"u try to discern the bases of Logarithm i apply ur cerebrum'll fry. . .it'll b so tragic/
upgraded d concept of loci. . .traced the path of mobile atoms,now dats a cause to panic/ perpetuate ya memory with complex algebraic problems i'l create. . .nt an effort so frantic/ my simple arithemetic harbours ya complex principles. . .it'l thwart ya brain if u think it fantastic/
i make flying bridges . . .u see i deploy dynamics into d realm of statics/

RULES

- 30 lines each
- No biting and Recycling.
- Comments are welcomed after verses has been posted.
- Voting preceedures will be decided after both verses are ready and mailed to Magneto4243@yahoo.com
- Deadline: 11pm Sunday, 28th April 2013.

So ladies and gents . . Relax . . Sit back . Grab a six pack . . . And watch as the sun falls.

Mikuz . . Aight . . .
. But remember your said deadline: 7pm *tomorrow*

mikuz: 30 lines biko . . . Deadline 7pm tomorrow.

Alright! Then, i'm make the thread later in the day.
If you both can post your verses yourself, or if you prefer me posting it for you, here's my Email.

Magneto4243@yahoo.com

Ibime: My first battle vs Sauron. . . . was joking around, but looking back this line makes me laugh cos it was proved true. . .


I spit with snipers precision/ He recycles his writtens/. . most likely they’re bitten/
A google search/ would soon unearth/ . . . a site to convict him!!/

I keep reading that battle. Very funny and true lines. . One of my best.

Ibime: Infact, plans done change. . . Iceberg, go ahead and battle Mik. . . my madam done change plans. . . .besides, let Nairaland have a breather from Mikuz vs Ibime, then we come back to it later

Kaii . . I was really dying to see you two battle nao! . Anyways. . I still will .

Ibime: . . . . I wanna see ninjas like Thunderstorm battle also. . . I'm outty. . .

heheh . ThunderStorm is on a long break right now, after battling for some years . But umm . It would be an honor to battle here someday . . Probably with you Ibime. Or Mikuz and Berg, nosa . . Etc. . Lets keep that on suspence first.

Berg and Mikuz. . Make up your mind please, How many lines finally, and time limit please.?

mikuz: Ibime has just stepped on the tail of a cobra/Tiger. It's going to be bloody on here!!

Lol . . He doesnt even know which one he is.
. . Well, brainstorming.

Ibime: OK. . . .don't laugh. . . this Big L issue sent me searching ma old files to look for one track I did in 1999. . . I was 15/16 years old then, rapping a lot of nonsense. . . but I specifically remembered mentioning Big L in one of ma old tracks. . . so I went looking for it. . . . enjoy the teenage Ibime


http://picosong.com/Fk56/



oNe!

Ibime, can you send/write out the lyrics pls?

Ema prince: Now what can y'all make of this? another coincidence?...whoever battled this guy is wasting his time cos dude will just effortlessly copy and paste other people's lines.






here is jake one feat. Elizhi and royce da 5'9

[Verse Two: Elzhi]
Create an illy scene
Here's what I really mean
I make the whole city glow like the video for Billy Jean
Posses it
I was destine to be florescent
You less slick
I guess it's just the finesse that you blessed with
Got correct lines
To do what effect's mines
The kind that eject fine
Electronic music
When I, blaze the art
Switch your small brain waves apart
With grace because I'm laser sharp
To faze ya
I know you saw the flow slaughterin'
You switched to flame
To melt, the same as throwin' water on a witch
I'ma live wire for hire
Fire you an entire splurch
So jump up and get blew out like fire works
I clearly glow
Electrifyin' as Mystirium
Theories show
Materials blow inside the stereo
I'm nasty
Heads just send me to be flashy
Cash me
Out amounts
I'm about cashin' the last G

Ohhhh! WOW . . . This Illscript was/is really one hell of a biter. . . . And i just can't understand some people just don't wanna see it.

mikuz: ----oooO----
----(----)----
-----\--(--
------\_)-
-----------Oooo ---
-----------(--- -)---
------------)-- /----
------------(_/ - ----oooO----
----(----)----
-----\--(--
------\_)-
-----------Oooo ---
-----------(----)---
------------)--/----
------------(_/ -
----oooO----
----(----)----
-----\--(--
------\_)-
----oooO----
----(----)----
-----\--(--
------\_)-
-----------Oooo ---
-----------(----)---
------------)--/----
------------(_/ -
-----------Oooo---
-----------(----)---
------------)--/----
------------(_

Illscripts, you don forget your slippers oh . . .

LMFAOOOOO!

Hmmm.
. . Isn't it awkward, that Deadscroll shows up 7mins immediately after Illscript . . Well i'm just saying it's awkward.

mikuz: Chuka Ill kick Tomorrow . . .

Aight hommie. Can't wait.

Please can anyone help me with a link which i can download Streetwize's Delirium freestyle? Please.

Wooaaaahhhh!!! If Deadscroll didn't goshtwrite for Illscript, or Illscript didn't bite from Deadscroll.
. . Then Mr Illy, explain to us how you both had exactly thesame word-to-word bar? Word for word. No single difference. . And don't bring that "great minds think alike" theory . Cuz in this case it's impossible.

. . Or i have the right to declare Mikuz the winner, bar lifting. . And recycling: . ( tho i don't intend to)

Ema prince: ur unkept promises don too much o!....i'm just so burdened with loads of work lately..chasing cash...getting it...loosing some{lol}..may be i'll grace the friday freestyle

Looool! Sorry sir, I've been so busy too. Havent had time to tihink of something to write. Busy i sure will fullfill this promise. Trust me.

them no go look my side again na..

. Bia, Mikuz, drop some bars for us now! . . I'll do thesame, after you

mikuz: Chuka are you just seeing those lines?

haba . No nao. . I've seen it some years ago. . But it just looks soo fresh and new everytime i re-read'em.
. . It fascinates my imagination.

At fb, some say i write like Eminem, some say i write like Canibus. . . But see street . Kaiii!!!

^^^ Oooooohhhhh boy!!!. . . Streetwise is super intelligent . . Such smart lines could send Canibus to mac-donalds as a waiter.
Lorrdddd!!!!! The metaphors are sooo outer this world. . Damnnn!

nosa gold: Wtf is wrong with you? Why do you insist on ibime closing the thread.

i was wondering on thesame thing.

. Btw, Ibime please check your mailbox.

Dear Illscript, do you have anything agaisnt me that you aint saying? Just asking.

. . Oohh! And If anyone of the battlers still needs a total Bar-to-bar breakdown judging . . Just tell me. . I'll do it, with pleasure. .

. . Ok! Here's MY verdict.

Rhymes/Multies. . . While Mikuz was on his shorter syllable hitting rhymes . . Almost all were on point. I mean, very very few fillers were found in his bars. . The connectivity was very good , the Flow scheme was awesome. . .
. And Illscript was busy melting his brain to kick longer syllable counts, which come out terrible. . Flow scheme was nowhere near good, well also cuz the most didn't make no sense with his comparisms. . Connectivity was OK.
. . And you should know that QUALITY comes before QUANTITY . ..
So Mikuz has this.

Punchlines. .Illscript has these good ideas, but just can't table'em . . He tends to force them soo badly . . Like the "stab diamonds to his eys to make'em crystal clear" . . I do get what you driving at. . But "stab diamonds" Will make it crystal clear? Really? That was soooo not original . . And these kinda mistake is what you kept doing in evry single bar you come across. . . Also Ignoring the fact that i've seen all those lines before on Fb . . That Nokia Charger was from Yemi (from fb) . But Bleep it.
. And Mikus . . Had few bar that wasnt meant to be in a verse too. . VERT VERT FEW tho. But his Originality, Humor in evry bar with smart connectivity and great landing . . Won him this Criteron.
MIKUZ!!!!


Wordplays. . Illscript, you are so not creative atall. . . Your Wordplays are as ancient as ninja scrolls. . . Why you still hang on wordplays like "pro teen, knotting" and the likes All your wordplays were sooo outplayed.
. . While Mikuz came with fresh from the press crazy puns.. . . MIKUZ stole this Criteron..

Personal . . Mikus cared less of this. . Tho there were some hidden persons which i barely could sniff out . . To show you how SOOOO WEAK the stink was. .
. . Illscript tried here. . But i noticed sometime . . You kept on repeating personals . . Why?? Esp that U3 and Sid ish.
. . So for that, it's a TIE!

Metaphors. . . . I feel Illscript is obessed with "LIKE" judging from his bars. . . No quality atall . . And poorly constructed... Plus i've seen most of'em before on fb.
. . Mukiz, obviously was crazy with this. . He always has been . Thanks to Ibime i guess. . . And they were all fresh!! MIKUZ!!!!

Flow. . Look for your self. . . MIKUZ snatched this away. . .scheme was super. . Cuz his rhymes were far better than Illscript. . .
. . Illy just hd no scheme . .atall.
MIKUZ!!

Illscript was busy writing a novel . . Bars were so freaking stretch . . See, the longest bars dont always win the battle. . . Learn to keepyou bars shorter . . Even if you wanna out-rhyme your opponent. . . Make it short and smart..

Enjoyibility(how did Ibime spell that again?) . . Both did well . But expected far more from both, . This was kinda Average of their skill. Esp Mikuz . . But Good Jobs Ninjas.

VOTE - MIKUZ!!!!

. . MY verdict, MY opinion. . No hate.

If i missed a criteria, please do tell me, politely. Thank you.

Ohhhhh! Holy molly. .

. . . Well, i'll be passing MY verdict soon! . .

Ibime: Lets go then. . . quick one. . . 30 mins. . .


My man Thunder invites me to speak/ for the guys to critique/
cos when I cypher with geeks/ the rhymes I excrete. .
are wise and discreet/ to the righteous and meek/
I'm climbing the peak/ of Everest and Vesuvius/
while ya 'stupidity's enshrined in law'. . .for 'constituting' a 'nuisance'!/
He get rained with abuses/ till we make him quiet/
Forcefeed him 'pins' and 'office stationery'. . . call it 'staple' diet!!/
I was raised with pirates/ in Okrika mangroves/
who keep the gat close/ and heed the war drums. . .when we beat the banjos!/
Defeat you wack bros/ and as far as fight's concerned/
You're sure to take the roundabout. . .if things take a violent turn!!/
You guys should learn/ We roast you alive till you cry and squirm/
We 'too busy for lynchings'. . . but in the 'heat' of the 'moment'. . . we got 'time' to 'burn'!!/
I roll with raw cremators/ who torch the haters/
and if niggas bite my 'flow'. . .I switch currents like alternators/
I'm the boss. . .I sack niggas. . .and send em on a long hiatus/
So any nigga think he 'running things'. . . will get his 'walking papers'!/
I bought some acres/ to ensure my floor is spacious/
Now whóres that played us/. . .acting awful gracious/. . .like they caught the vapours!/
Goons panic when I land on the scene/ and scramble and flee/
even Gangsters in 'Florida'. . . wouldn't 'Tampa' with me!!/
Niggas endorse my candidancy/ cos I'm a talented gee/
been that way since a teenage dirtbag. . . like Avril Lavigne/
Speak to my soldiers. . .if you suing for truce/
I'm the King to you chickens. . .cos I'm 'ruling the roost'!/
I drive by. . . and splash puddles. . .to ruin your suit/
I never run for no-one. . .but I 'chase money'. . .by 'pursuing the loot'/
You sunk in despair/ cos your condition is so fúcking austere/
You got nothing to spare/ but I'm a 'freshman' with money to share/
We graduated long ago. . . but still your poverty's here/
and you're about to endure another 'suffer more' year!!/
I 'handle beef'. . like 'stake holders'. . .plus I own hundreds of shares!/
This nigga in 'total phobia'. . .cos I'm the 'sum of his fears'!/


oNe

OHHHHHHHH DAMN!! . . ibime oo! Now this is what i'm talking about . Don't stop here ooo!. .
. . I'll drop mine too sef. . I'm inspired. This is super duper ddope to the core.

Mikuz, waiting for yours ooo!

Really nice show off Dj5naira..

Hmmm . Please do explain this thread.

mikuz: Illscript it's 2-3 words per line. 4 is maximum. 5 na instant disqualification. 6 na ban . . .

hahahahah!!! Loooool! . . How about 7, and above?

, . . By the way. Ibime, Mikuz and Dj5naira . Why ain't you ninjas dropping bars for Friday night cyphers? .
. . C'mon, i want to see some works from you guys. . Pls
make it as very long as possible.

legendarysegzi: stop stealing on-line lyrics

Lol!!!. . How many years ago. It's now you wanna act rap fbi.

ILLScripts: u Want to tell me niggas dnt play ur name With "Mic" on Fb?,?...looks like u are not Yet ready for battle...hope u know am in d semi final on Illsquad...i sud be concentrating on that...so holla When u are ready pls...have not even gotten a line for u...lol!

dude, something tells me that you are the one who aint ready for this battle atall. . . Why would you wanna stir up that "you aint ready to battle" all because he doesnt agree withe "mikuz as mike"?:/
. . . Why are you scared homeboy? . . It's his name, he knows better. Don't force a nameplay for him all because you've written it already. Their are thousands of fresh punches and wordplays that are better than "mike".

Mikuz, check your email

mikuz: Chuka you were gonna give him a win . . ?
.
.
.
.
How can you think of giving him a win . . ? Don't you know that that is pure hating . . ?

LOL See this lunatic oo! Looool!

ILLScripts: I am starting to believe u are also hating bro...no Wonder u rushed to my battle with U3 And Wanted to Give him verd...but luckily for me,u were late!...mehn,..yall shouldnt vex if I finally decide not to battle mikuz again...I have a bad feeling abt this!...but Mikuz,do u really Want this battle?,

Lmfaoooo! . . . Calm your tits down little ninja. .
. . . How is an advise a form or sign of hating. . All because it unfortunately picked on you? . . Come on dude, i'm doing you good. .
. . You killing your litte mind by creatig some imaginary Haters/Enemies who never existed atall.. . The f'k is wrong with you youngins?
. . And you thought i wanted to vote against you? REALLY?? Sweet Jesus. . . Why should i bud? Have we had some beef before? Have we been in any competition which you outshined me? Or i dont want yu to win? . Tell me, why? Wow!
. . . Hombre, go ask about ME at that arena where you won that battle. . .

. . . Dude look, i aint no hater or some sort. . . I was just advising you not to stretch the way you always do . And the one against U3 was totally alarming . . .
Besides, I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU A WIN THERE, that's why i didn vote, cuz you won already.

Smh!

Ayo!. . .
. . . And i'd strongly advise "no super stretching of bars o. . . Especially Illscript. . Don't do what you did in the finals at fb over here o.

Goodluck ninjas