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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 10:58am On Nov 26, 2013
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Im just lighting this house/ to hyping the bout/ only reason im replying this tout/
one moment he says he dissing me/ but he's bars thinks its khim/
. . Even his punches are confused of whom his verse is emphasizing about/
im reciting my vows/ while i tighten his frown/ for i see no fight with this clown/
cos months later . Sid will only be noticed . . .when he unite with the ground/
he a viking? We doubt/ hes to battle blaq. .so he starts rewriting his verse/ which likely will flop/
. .nigga been yarning dust. .cos he's been biting the dirt/
he shivers and thinks/ "will i live to deliver my speech/ cos Chuka is realer than me/
"and i could fly like an eagle. . .but a dog . .cant sting like a bee!!/
thunder . .you say . Is a loud classical/ sound, and its true/ and im now magical/
. .but 'Dog cant be the king of the wild . .
.for Dog we know. .remains a house animal/
he's destined to lose/ for all the the puns he stress and abuse/ name a sis" for nemesis?..you're intellectually doomed/
. .so blaq you aint up for a battle. .no need for the techs n the zooks/
. Cus just checking these clues/ only stresses n proves/
that your primary objective. .is to send him back. . .to secondary school/

yo yo

i bet i amused/ yall veterans n rooks/ for erecting the truth/ and all thats left in the dude/
. .even funny how i limited his skills. . .by stressing my views/

Yo!

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 8:32am On Nov 26, 2013
. . And Mikuz be clear on whom i'm to battle.

if it's finally Khim or still Sid
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland King Tourney : First Round by ThunderStorm(m): 8:20am On Nov 26, 2013
Yo mikuz . .who am i battling oo!!

what's your final decision??
Siddog or Khimwhyte?

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 4:52pm On Nov 25, 2013
ILLScripts: Glacierz,don't bring that up....he's battling ibime,let him pls himself,so no excuse wen the outcome of the battle emerges....
Cause I strictly biliv he's at a disadvantage here,and that's a reasonable excuse if he loses....so let's agree to his terms abeg!!!
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huh?? Lets agree to who term? . F.uck both ningas terms ... Even if any o'em are to battle eminem . .thats no excuse to discard the ruled out term .

You can go do your own call out . .and list your terms . .

THEN we can agree to HIS terms!!

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Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland King Tourney : First Round by ThunderStorm(m): 12:11pm On Nov 25, 2013
i clearly dont agree to the decision of having siddog dropped off . no no no mik
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 12:08pm On Nov 25, 2013
khimwhyte: Facebook is different from NL..
Y'all put that in mind
"when in rome . . "

need i complete it ma'am?!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 12:07pm On Nov 25, 2013
...but really, i'm yet to see these facebook ninja go head to head with their opponent . . Just a poor percentage are doing so!

i mean . you claim ya doper . your opponent drops a keystyle ...watery or not . .. able to waste bars
yet no reply . .

una no try o!!

ehen!! speaking of which . . Mr Siddog . . . Give us a 16 atleast na!! Make start our own drama . .even tho! smiley
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 10:32am On Nov 25, 2013
what that hell . . 40-44 wetin?? . .

If yall cant win with just 24lines . . .then yall aint ready .

Ahan!! Na only una dey this tourney??

And what in the is fb format? If you cant adabt and become verstile . Then!!

If mikuz . . I advise a no stretching state of emergency rule cheesy

ibime and udu ... Una dey mad oo . ..stop this bullsh! Joor. .

24lines . Is 24lines . .nl format or fb format .
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 2:19am On Nov 25, 2013
mailmalc: Birthed in August, the emperor`s month
I write like God gave me a`text` of all sorts
a notepad for a shield. . my pen, a warrior`s sword
state of mind battle, I only fight victorious wars
it`s me against the alphabets in my subconscious thoughts
the desire never stops....
til every letter feels the intensity of a superior force
need not even raise thy bar within these four walls
cos i`m blessed beyond words..like i`v got suspended floors (flaws)

won`t stop until every vowel, nouns, adverbs..
pronouns and verbs are pronounced as dead
slash every consonant into tiny particles on the ground
so they say I killed English like I `gbagauned`

I`ll get across worlds just to cross words like puzzles, astronauts
then let the slashed consonants, console ants

let the facts roll dawg!
i`m the main character, bleep ur cameo shots
still king in this, peep the castle`s door
its no braggodocio...bruh
jst trying to paint a perfect picture like when Picasso draws

kinda like i`m blowing my own trumpet now
a one man show, i'v got my own puppets now

he who pays the piper dictates the sound, i`m the the piper`s boss
just here to CEMENT my stand....before I hit a writer`s BLOCK!
. . Oh my bleeping . . Oh my fuc.king

man oh man!! could this be real? Mailmalc??
. . THIS . . .my friend. . .is pure brilliance . . .a genious at work!!

Why on orion have been bruh?! Good to see you yo!!

Drop more pulease!!!



I await streetwize even. . .
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 12:24am On Nov 25, 2013
Yo ibime that was sick yo!!

prekky . .ish was drugs yo . .your next drop . na 3weeks later abi cheesy


una welldone . . ema . naturall madman ...with lunatic .
my greetings!

like how ffr is right now .thats more like it!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 12:17am On Nov 25, 2013
GLACIERZ!:
shout out to prince, ibi, and thunder!!!


now they done the pairing/yall better start preparing/
beating animetum is glaring. . .cos am already writing for the next nigga am gonna be impairing!/
an inviting rumble/wherein niggas shall finally stumble/
subjects shut their eyes...mine is wide open...the lion doesnt sleep in the mighty jungle!!/
some nigga talked about trouble brewing/what he knw about double booking/
ima phucking chew him/after i hunt him down
. .thats the jungle routine/
i rap to pattern/they say am the man to batter/and a match to spartans/
so welcome to the haloween. . .ima cut out the eyes and noses of you pumpkins. . .like jacko lanterns!/
i meditate within me/conjuring evil. . .as i felicitate with witches/
so any nigga test me. . .i kill him, embalm his body. . .and methylate his spirit!!/
im out with a brat/in a faceoff . . . he'll get to the ground with a march/
i boot him. . .crash his system . . .after i have him shot down with a mac!/
when i rap fire/you gats clap taya/support with ya fat naira/
but try to sit on the fence. . .and get ya áss tatooed with barbed wire!/
the session starts/schooling niggas. . .with bars in detention class/
i punish ibi, if he claiming the throne. . .as i draw on his fore . . .three question marks!!!/
lmfaooo!!! . . .this is the guy that was supposed to be name Lunatic!! Do.pe!! That spirit line was ill

. .btw . So siddog was taken outta the tourney? Chai, why nao!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 11:41pm On Nov 24, 2013
Oh damn . . Ok nao!! Lets flow!

My opponent aint able and smart/ to faithfully land/ great tunning raps/ that could slay chuks in half/
. .so mik 'for you cheer the meeting/ . .spare me minutes/ . .to table the facts/
i scaled through his stats/ and noticed he aint poo to compared/ he already a loser from set/
. . he wouldnt beat my own system . . .if my computer was near/
thats the truth to yall ears/ i mean eyes . .if you read these facts/ that im releasing fast . . and you really grasp/
. .that 'dog better duck now . .cos he boutta walk down a geesy path/
im the truth for the bravest/ so before i lyrics marry ya minds, prove 'Dog's the lamest/ when he first shoot up with frail spits/
each hot bullet-bar would toast him . . ask the army . Thats the rule of engagment/
he better be moving with care/ this is his only chance to look for the feds/ before he start loosing his sense/
. .so all jokes aside . .he'd get pushed to the edge/
these mad youths are tensed/ to know if these raps proves im best/ cus i enact moves that's blessed/ that lacks fus and stress/
. .then i say . .sid aint the one important here . . .cuz without storm . . Seed . Is as good as dead/
im cocky and mean/ but siddog is below average .which cant stop me atleast/
he thinks he'd will grow into a godly mad beast/
. .but for a fact . .God himself made sid to grow . .naturally .into an ugly-ass tree/
i didnt plan to ignore him/ that why i laid these raps . .way before the battle will knock in/
. . .cos i knew the battle was already a cake walk . .so forgive me . .if ive already trampled this muffin/
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland King Tourney : First Round by ThunderStorm(m): 11:52pm On Nov 21, 2013
яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢:



He is the nigga with the most titles on facebook. . So don't underrate him
most what ?

He my hombre . ..

But youngman, dont say what you dont know smiley

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 12:57am On Nov 20, 2013
Drizzle007: u

are u the one dissing dj5naira?? Cos dat must be a joke
oh really ?? whatever youre saying

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 8:31pm On Nov 19, 2013
mm

a part of this urbanly stressed kid/ is hurt and is vexing/
its sorta depressing/
. . been staring at these mirrors for hours . . and all i can see . .is a sober reflection/

. .you prolly think im a sadist . for all these words ive been stressing?/ well its also a thought im still guessing/
. .some say im a careless novelist . .for loosing every plot ive been setting/

im working ma next scheme/ but im fu.cked in ma senses/
. . . So i decided to make a gun clap . . Hoping these guns will gimme an appaulled for ma techniques/

this world has been destined/ as my excelling point . .to store all this blessing/
. .so i strive . .to convert every drawn idea . . .to a corel impression/

crazy right?/ but some say its tight/
some say im shady-like/ esp when i say im blessed with a curse for my wellbeing/

this is a passion im raising/ ever action are crazy/
. .the beast in me . .is a dragon that hates me/

mynightmares . .is me being chased by kraken and hades/ im trapped in ma pain still/ with no possible plan to escape it/
. .so here i am batt'ling ma achings/
banging and yelling/
. .wondering on what armour to wear . .thats able to deflect the products . Of every weapon fashioned against me!!/

uhm . . Thats all!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 10:29am On Nov 14, 2013
a lil unusual ish for the bois ^_^

. i pray for the weak . .so you could give'em strength/
i pray for the poor . .one day they be filled with wealth/

i pray for the unloved . .keep loving . .dont snoggle or stop/ just buckle up bruvs/
for one day ..youll see that person packaged to give you bundle of joy/

i pray for the sick . . in jesus name ye shall be sound/ the fact is NOW/
i pray for the missing . .at this moment, youre gladly found/

The evils . I dont curse'em . . I pray they change clearly/ into a great brethren/ and sister . .as a paid lesson/
i pray for the dead . . Hoping they make heaven/

i pray for my adorably gorgeous friends . . God give'em vision/ sow seeds within'em/ let people see n witness/ the gift the seed brings/
. . I pray for YOU and all i called family . . Hope yall git filled with wisdom/

i pray for the sexiest most adorable sister ive got/
I LOVE YOU and God bless ya nigga and work/

i pray for my parents . . And the struggle they in/ the troubles 'n shit/
. . I double bless the product of the hustle they bring/

i fill i shoudve really said more/ have'em filled with great words/
. .so i prayed for the alive . . So they'd pray for those i didnt pray for/

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Rap Battles / Re: Brutal Clash VII : Da Phantom Vs Mikuz by ThunderStorm(m): 2:02pm On Nov 06, 2013
. . and so that was how it all ended!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 10:12am On Nov 06, 2013
woah!!
dj5naira has totally improved o .
. nigg's going cray with them multies . superb hombre!!
Rap Battles / Re: Official NL King Tourney Sign Up Thread by ThunderStorm(m): 4:16pm On Oct 30, 2013
lmao cheesy cheesy
This coogar of a dude!!

why not call someone out . . To display and prove your self acclaimed ability . .

hope youre not just those fiction rappers: "i will slice your throat. i will pluck your eye . imma eat your lungs" emcee


oh and Mikuz . . i strongly advice you pick judges with EXPERIENCE, dropped a couple of bars on FFR and found worthy . . at thesame time . . .of which cooger has none of the above list . .


now which him bark at me cheesy cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 3:49am On Oct 23, 2013
Ibime: Prekky is just a beast.

One of the illest netcees, home or abroad as I've said before.

The ninja is just technically flawless and none of his wordplays are forced nor force the reader to use a funny or bush accent to make the wordplay work.

I must battle dude once my diary clear. The honour would be on me.
ohhhh damnnn i shall not miss this
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 4:58pm On Oct 14, 2013
яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢:



Fa.g.got Alert ^^
lol mumu.
was referring to my phone obviously
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 3:47pm On Oct 14, 2013
Ema prince:
where have thou been?
on lowkey-mode hommie . . and lost my phone . .my beloveth phone . .

seen yall keeping this hood alive . . nice work fam . .

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 10:33pm On Oct 13, 2013
Daphantom: Saturday night freestyle . .
. . . Its a slaughter party/ so best call ya army/ I aint down for mustard findings/ I hurt and harm peeps/ and stop their Laughing/ outshine Dark poets with Lightening . . . And Leave thunder clapping!/
My ether corrode this mister/ cos I'm a hollow viscera/ fire bullets to a negro mouth . . . till they brand him Leadbiter/ Like the borough midfielder!/
my deadly bars excess/ No need for early Large respects/ cos my skills barely harnessed yet!/
I Never Issue a Later warning/ ya ways are sordid/ so I'll just mumble a phrase that hurt him/ before the facial churning/ flip through your pad . . and the page's apauling/ royalty is what you lames are forming/ but I'm Steel King . . cos my bar-reign . . like I run the asian country!/
my bentley convo/ Gently storm roads/ if any oppose/ we dish deadly combos/ you'd be defeated . . . if you attempt stepping on toes!/
If its beef I'm heinous at that/ ask edward . . I scissor hands Fast/ for writing so ambiguous and wack/ my eminence international . . . while you just Recently left villa for the city Like Jësus Navas!/
it was the truth?/ that ya beetch got all the looks?/ oh a false presume/ and here comes the dudes/ she quick to Hey-guy . . . read b/w the lines . . and you ended up marrying a prostitute!!/
my cape move with the wind/ as I Pull houdini schemes/ ya chick master balls like neuer and velthuzien/ I mount ya Lass . . . Before I Bend-her over . . call it s3x made in bayer Leverkusen!!/
that was fantastic . Bloody fantastics i tell ya
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 8:27am On Sep 16, 2013
Mikuz and Match these days. . .

. . Oi, howdy!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 8:51am On Aug 16, 2013
opuses: so i step in d room. . with fork and spoons/table ds beef. . to get u. . torn and bruised/really dnt nid gun abuse/
. cos ur chances of winning. . abt to turn 'fairy tales'. . when i attack with 'c o c k and bulls'/

phuck!!

. no escape when ds subtle boy spits/
I brought beef. . while u come to boil beans/
so if i were u. . I'll put dose 'baby materials' u call bars aside. . cos am really not d sort to 'toy' with/

. Now let's start ds way/im dat brute who madly slay/or would hardly say/
. . 'i will phuck ur chic'. . instead i ask her on a date. .'relate with her'. . and put her in a 'family way'/

. cos ma deadly flows tighter/am david wit the hits. . u merely goliath/
so its laughter when i see u sending blows sire/
or throwing techs. .
. . cos we knw u 'run thru streets with no real threat'. . like telephone wires/

so i brought ma 16s/to murder heathens/
.hv him 'firing on all cylinders'. . when i hit him with 'rods and pistons'/
then when he insist. . on a further meeting/
. I'll simply storm hs 'office' wit mobs. . to give him a 'formal' beating/

i dn't stretch. . bt got good flexibility/
I remove ds 'cow's bone'. . 'hang hs skin to dry'. . and present u guest, 'kilishi'/
. Now he runs@mention of ma initial. . cos he knws i bring 'Forth knocks'. . like us military/(fort knox)

bt am d son of d soil. . dts what ds G's nature proves/
I leave u with 'red cheeks'. . when I wield 'make-up' tools/. to force an agreement. .
. . then seal off d 'contract'. . . with 'signature' moves/

I'm not sympathetic boss/cos I'll hv u 'running ill'. . with ma sick 'athletic' punch/
then leave u stucked. . betwn 'north&south poles'. . to knock u down. . with 'magnetic force'/
HOLY COW . . That was effing drugs . . Totally effing sick!! Every line.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 9:33am On Aug 10, 2013
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Have you ever felt abandoned, Lonely, depressed?/
Rejected, disliked . And so Choked with the stress?/
well I feel samething too. . So hopeless n' stressed/ I'm cold holding this pen/
I'm having a moodswing now. . And go hoping it ends/
Pulled out a Robe clothing n' belt/ and goes choking himself/
. . To kill the inner man whom his own soul slowly rejects/
the bro's smoking his head/ it's no joke, he needs help/
but wanna smoke d.ope in instead
. .some blunt . Coke, codine n' Ref/
his own home is in mess/ can't even go dope with this text/
. .smashing every mirrors. . Cuz he hates what his own motives reflects/

yea, there goes chuka, yea . Chuka the angry dude/
oh, there goes Karma too. . About to have him used/
nice one karma. All what you planned is true/ every action so active too/
. .took my past, entered my present . .to kill my future, with a stabbing truth/
but the facts n' clue/ is act'lly true/
. . was my mistake . I pushed every button . . That I had to gladdly pull/
I'm puzzled. . And tryyna scrabble through/
. . I fight to live. . And live to battle you/
but I'm asked to pull/ . Death or life? . I have to choose/
. . Death! Cuz we all live to die anyways . .Which I dont plan to do/
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 8:22am On Aug 09, 2013
Inkblood: Okay haven't written a verse or anything in like multiple forevers.. So here goes nothing..
he lied.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 7:18am On Aug 06, 2013
Icreda. . You should calm the eff down. Why the hatred?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 5:22pm On Aug 04, 2013
Some'n I did with a dude tho a day ago . . Nothing fancy tho . .

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I come with troops of assasins/ with moves From aladin!/
. .so deadly . . .even my shine. . Is made of moleculus gamma beams/
a smarter kid. . Who tutored anarcists/
the earth only revolves. . .after my continoues karate kicks/
a crew of smartass geeks/ trynna analize my confusious alpha scripts/
. .but analysis shows i cant be analysed . By a group of analyists/
you all grab that gist?/ nah! your exothermic reaction . . Proves yall counterfiets/
. .but i'll increase ya rate of understaning. . . When I put some catalyst/
I'm man enough to start gabbling with death/ and when my a$s
is in debt/
. I pay the price. . With reality cheques!/
the man in me aint actually dead/ just that the man is depressed/
. . but soon to mount back on my high horse . With vanity steps!/
. When you see me, half hazardlly dressed/ start gath'ring the feds/
. . Before I use the recipe of disaster . And leave canibus. . In a calamity mess!/
Knock myself back in the sense/ but still Rapture minded!/
. . When I brainstorm, my head emits sparks of lightning/
.bars after bars. . I use words to
harmonize'em/
. . Then paint'em with multies. . And create a beautiful Art of rhyming!!/

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 8:19pm On Aug 02, 2013
. And all these fb ninjas, drop more bars, less blabs biko. smiley
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 8:17pm On Aug 02, 2013
ThaBlaqBonez: already
battled mikuz,prekky, joshua, I know thunder and the rest, na just u remain baba
Hmmm . I don't know what you meant by that thunder of a thing . . But Ok oo! smiley
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by ThunderStorm(m): 10:14pm On Jul 31, 2013
. . And I'm just saying.

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