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. . And Mik, what happened to the "I want to see only bars" rule? Here's gitting flooded with talks again.

mikuz: Chuka hahaha . . . Mikuz vs Ibime rematch. . . go be sell-out oh. Chai!!!

Promoters go use am hammer mehn!!

Looool! . . I don't care. . . I want it to happen. . . It must take place juring this week or next week pls. .

Where is Ibi? Let him come tell us the date suitable for una. .

Lol . . No mind'em . . Na them travel pass . . . Make them do their Re-match biko.

Ema . . Those bars were hot, clean, and simple. . . Respect !!

GLACIERZ!:
Ho! Ho!! been long i spat on here. .

okay. . .lets do shìt!!

ur virgin bïtch would play cosy/i'l say 'baby'. . . she'l say poke me/so Deflowering ur girl. . .will make things to stay rosy!/

screen ur raps/and see tha fact. . .am beating yall and Mik ure last(lol!)/If am paid to electrocute u. . . i'l be killing yall free of charge!/

so nigga stop trying/. . with ur botch rhyming/. . .cos i step in ur home and its a 'dash' . . .like long hyphens/
am the Hulk here/so these niggas all fear. . .listenin' to my barz till their drums tear/
they try spit? Like an 'Algerian city' . . . what we hear frm the crowd is. . 'All-Jeers'!/

with blades i chop tha big chaps/so they scared, when they see me. . .they pop a mean fart/
ok, little 'piano lessons' . . .on this 'note'. . .i'l drop a 'Gee-Flat'!/

if niggas slate ur work/saying u should change or stop/
u should stay in provinces of sheep, nigga. . .u'ld b in a state of 'flòcks'!/

Oh Lord. . .all ye punks will b craving a low cut/. . .if u dnt begin to buy me doughnuts/
while u should go on a hunger strike, or u'l b gettin' shots in ur stomach!!/

This is really smart. . Nice. . No long story. . . No "my trip to Jamaica, . . Asia, Ohio . Canada" blabas. Lol

mikuz: Rappers run for their lives and swiftly shift to gear/ when I'm hitting negros here/
. . I dish delicious flows . . but Ibime will only make Soul food . . unless its eateries in Korea!/

This man is crap,dumb and nuts. ./
accusing me of technical faults . . when you mis-pronounce and force ya stuffs/
. . cos not too long ago . . we saw you do Kolarov as Call her off!/

I'm number one in the roster/ ya days in FFR surely is over/
You claim ya reign was flawless . . when you played Bored though with Bordeaux . . you corny imposter!/

I splash oil money like refinery workers/ living in Ivory towers/
. . but before I storm his hood . . he best change base . . like doing a sum with binary numbers!/

They know this bloke is clever/ . .thrilling the crowd on shows with steppers/
I fingered his wife once . . but licking a hoe is better . . / cos even the Turks know that the s3x etiquette of his 'Boos as poor' as homeless beggars!/

My main men strike ya crew/ cos we don't tolerate outdated guys like you/
. . The fans give me more cheers . . plus ask 'Issa' . . my drops are rated 'Higher too'!/

I smear this phucking villian/ got love from Italy . . they connect with ma drops in Milan/
. . My bars crush Ibi . . cos Mik Mills . . like Robert William!/

Using thunder claps/ Im sure to bruise this thoughtless cat/ cos I spew hooks with monster raps. ./
claiming he balls like CONCACAF . . but he could be among the Eagles squad who went to S.A . . and still wouldnt Conquer Caf!/

Im the new wave that sweeps through ya area/ my punches bring you anaemia/
. . we sick and tired of you boring us with ya abroad movements . . this is the umptheenth time you telling us about ya trips to Jamaica!!/

I rock fine designers/ my style is flyer/
. . cos if you check IAAF rankings. . you'd see Im topping the diamond league . . so no surprise I shine with ciphers!/

My speech essential/
he got no swag of his own . . en dey borrow pose . . hes got a thing with rentals/
I've laid so many PH damsels . . even the coach of the state's female club . . can bet on my flints with Rivers angels!/

I got ma acts in the building intact/ cos Im fully in charge/
. . but he cant go no longer go more than three syllabus . . so perusing the fact . . will reveal that Ibime is losing his spark!/

. . lets even look in the stats/ last time I made a fool of the chap/
. . I ate the obesed mofo like egg rolls . . that voters called it 'chewing the fat'!!/

Now you saying that you got cash to floss/ so cheap guys could dash you props/
. . till I leave you crashed with rocks . . and have surgeons discover 'stones in ya bladder' . . Vesical calculus!/

Im splitting you up/ you should retire fvuck the writtens you pop. ./
Pot bellied bull dog . . plumpy as Bleep . . you've never had a b1tch tripping . . even Wozniaki . . wouldn't consider giving you love!/

Dayyyuuuuum!!!! This is Fatality!! . You Finished Ibi

. . Ibime, you better reply to these bars ooo . . Or I ehhhh!! . . . Better reply oooo!

Yo Yo!. . Some'n for the boys!!
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As soon as I land on the scene/ there's a fathom'd believe/ that'll leave my fans all in creed/
. . Chuka man of the beat!/ with a plan up his sleeve/ . .
. . . I've fought with greats. . A raise of my cloth . . Reveals the hidden mark of the beasts!!/
Death's-his-next-in-kin . . . A weapon-specialist . . . Carved from the street/
. . A spark of his speech!/ is parked up with heat/ . . That'l burned ya black ass on the street/
. That's why his cirlce of friends has turned . Into an Arc of bitch kids!/
this wasnt meant to be part of this script/ . But his fans compelled me to use his jargons within/ carve up the shit/ then attach all in this/
but he just put his heart on his sleeve . . And spread it to the world. . As the latest Fashion release/
i've been posioned with lead/ that eats down the joints in my leg/
. . . I aint crazy . . But the voice in my head . Are controlled by the voice in THEIR head/
Chuka's awesome . Yes! I'm greatly aware/ Even my baby has said/ that my ways are the best/
. . Cuz i use kuvuki styles. . To greet honorable Ladies and gents!!/
. . I leave titans with frimbled torn bones/ And a shrinkled torso/ "smashed on sight". . Like a little cockroach!/
. . . Infact, minutes before my battles. . My phone . Get switched to "war-mode"!!/
the Presence . . Is too sick and solid/ . . But aint too good with tha public/ . And the past? Is crooked and horrid/
. . And now the future is born . . But is Looking Malnurished!!/
Our freedom of speech . . . Is cuffed - Laying on chains/ with walls painted of pain/
. . . So i've learnt . On the road to success. . Make a drive-by . And JUST STAY IN YOUR LANE!!!/

Oi Ibime . . Please do check your mail-box quickly please!!

Ibime , check your mail pls.

Good to see Nl bumping again. . .
And after all the controversies . . . NL now wants to see the long waited IBIME vs. MIKUZ rematch!!!
. . Pls lets give NL something classic to read. . .

Yo!! NL . . . For the heck of it
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Soon, my horror plan will inact/ to torture faggity wacks/
. . . and that newbie claiming to have outshined everyone . . When he's just a flash in the pan!!/
ofcourse ma fans will react/ after i show the telly/ a pic of his swollen belly/ derived from the blows his getting/
. . . rhymes and met, this honeywell consumer . Aint dop.e in any/
. . So it's only right we fill him with riches. . .by making him swallow a mold of Golden penny!!/
. . . wordplaying hurt for hot . . Just sums up the coil/of all the puns wrongly spoilt/
. . . so if claims king . . We'd bury him into mother earth . . . And let him claim the "son of the soil"!!/
now he's probably jetting with hate/ but he could be checking his rate/ of quickly getting this rage/
. . Cuz one more wrong move. . . And he'll be sent to hell . . . Through heavenly gates!!!/

Rap maestro: or dipper mind? For it's like swimming in stup1d flows

niggas hate what they don't understand. .

. Dude, why this atitude? Have i offended you?

Rap maestro: i find dat distasteful

Loooool. . Whoa! Really? . . It's just a one-liner . It shouldnt be tasteful.

. . . For deeper minds and deep thinkers.

Rap maestro: SMH

any problem sir?

wow! . NL. . So deserted!

. . Well . .

I Kick mets rapidly!/ . . Possessor of sick mentality/ from the sickest family/
. . So sick . My split personalities have their own split personalities!!/

pff. . Howdy!

Ema prince: first of all..I thaught you guys were writing based on a particular topic.cos what i can see here is just random lines filled with punches.

Yes, actually, it was ment to be random lines, the topic says it all.

i don't understand why chuka was putting his rhymes in capital letters.

Lmaooo. . I've been use to it too much. That's why.

spent my holidays in Alexzandria's library. . Reading about SPARTANS OR PRIMES!/
and their PATTERN OF CRIMES!!/And in a MATTER OF TIME/
i found out the greatest secret of life was hidden . At the BACK OF MY MIND!!/
thunderstorm..oh! u dey use same library with bis abi?

Lmfaooooo. . Hahaha. . . Maybe, i guess.

Thanks for the feed back.

Ehehhhh!!!!! It's bout time you feed your starvin' eyes!!!!!

"L3AGUE OF XTRA-ORDINARY G3NTL3M3N - Luymd Ft Badan,Sid,Chuka, Ink, Ibime,Taz, and Cheqqs"

http://m.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=639034656111465&_rdr#641989069149357

I just hope you all, espcially Ibime, would be able to view it.

Ohhh wow!. That's good.

They still havent told me the meaning of this thread ooo!

Ibime: I enjoyed both verses quite a bit. I vote a draw!!

I have already quoted my favourite lines, so allow me to dig deeper into ma verds.

I liked Glaciers wit but also Mikuz aggressiveness.

Mikuz beat Glacier on flow but overforced a few punches which put me off şuch as hanging guys from a gun.

I also did not like the grand-murder line. Murder cannot equate to Mother unless Mikuz had spat that line in pidgin English.

By the same vein Glaciers "cross-swords" was another technical blunder. Words and swords no be the same phonetic.

Apart from this, Mikuz cut more corners than Glaciers and forced more, whilst Glaciers verse was more mature with more technical depth, but lacking aggressiveness and flow was not as seamless as Mikuz.

^This verdict looks more like it's siding Mikuz. . Since more criteron was given to him..

So it's
MIKUZ - 3votes
Glacierz - None. .

. . So MIKUZ wins. .

Battle/Votes CLOSED

Ibime: What happened to Thunderstorms big collabo. I wanna see the results jare.

Sir, the Actual dude in charge hasn't put all the verses together. .
. . I've sent him Mine and yours. . He probably is still expecting from other ninjas. . .
. . I promise to post the link here when all is set.

. And Mikuz. . I feel really bad that you're dissapointed me.. . My apologies.
. I just couldnt deliver as promised. . Been having bad and hard personal days. Haven't even been online for some couple of days. . I'm sorry sir..

. . I'll write on the next topic. If there would be any. That's if i'm not (too) late on the "Delivery" own.
My apologies again..

My apologies to the entire NL at large also.

mikuz: Ibime lets read your 16 lines free on the topic please . . .

Nosa
Glaciers
Thunder
. . . I dey wait!!

Ahhh!!! Alrightt!!!

IBIME OOOOOOO!!!! . . Check you mail-box nowwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ibime, please do check your mailbox. Thank you.

More votes pls.

Ok People os NL . . The thread of Mikuz Vs Glacierz is Finally Open for votes!!!

Link --- https://www.nairaland.com/1272259/warcraft-apocalypse-ii-mikuz-vs#15482608

THREAD IS NOW OPEN FOR VOTING

Judging Criteria
- Metaphors
- Punchlines
- Personals
- Flows
- Wordplays, and connectivity.
- Rhymes & multi's
- Enjoyability (what tickles your
imagination - this is made of a
combination of humour, aggression,and intelligence/Creativity)

GLACIERZ'S VERSE

Do u dream to win?? wake frm ya slumber chap/or wit breakneck speed face ya slaughter fast/as am striking palms together to bring ya thunder claps/

my rhymes. .premium, peeps think it frolic/ buh Mik will neva get d scheme even with logic/cos wen i spit hot lyk steam and exhale carbon monoxide ah deliver acidic flows. . .yea, i made dis sh!t For-Mik

Any thought of winning, pls screw it!/He'l face his death. . . not the music/cos loudspeakers hail him as d bomb but finally d boy blew it/

Mik shudnt stand d devil/cos i clasp with mettle/chop him lyk money. . .fast embezzle/u knw? i made thorns my bed of roses, even before He learnt to grasp d nettle/

I dnt giv a Phock if u are married, u azzwipe or wipeazz/u claim Boss at d Peak/just cos u culdnt handle my Beef/ buh ur closest to the climax/was wen u tried but culdnt cum in ya wife's azz/

i learnt dat the brother wack/so i'l play the murder act/strike my axe in his lower back bones, 'woodcutters' knw me. . .the 'lumbar' jack/

u attested a King? Dat caused my fear/cos scripts just beat u,buh u must die here/so coming frm d 'horses' mouth. . .u cant acheive ur 'best dreams'. . am ur 'worst nightmare'/

i spew cyphers. . . Dat amuse rivals/buh i'l send u d shiver through spinals/ as i'l go on some ferrari shit. . .take ya chic along when i cruise spiders/den phuck her nuts in d passenger seat. . .d awesome 'screw driver'!/

some beef him, buh in my hands, d boy's wafer/i talk, he blabs, i just grin at d noise maker/buh on this 'eight note' . . .watch, he gets nervous, as his voice 'quavers'/

u stil think ya raps matter/ wen statistics show u below average. .buh i spit and glass shatters/try it and get ya azz battered. . .after ah mass laughter/and ya story b told cos my fingers so deadly wit a touch. . .d 'Index' brings an end to ya last chapter/

Berg b blazing with tha goons/as I bring on a rifle assault. . .hav u racing if ah shoot/ and jumping 'side to side' lyk the moves taken with ah rook/
aint u afraid of dis big monster?. .y try to put urself in his shoes? Wen u shud b quakin in ya boots/

hes a wimp wit goose pimples. . .cos im 'rash' with the man/to put a gash in his hand/he shined after firing his potshots at Bis. . .buh dis was shortlived. . .when Scriptz showed it was a flash in the pan/

peeps in dis place gon b hyping/hw i gat to efface all his writings/phock his polished scriptz. . . get the Boar abolished quick . . .and his name be erased from d Sty-Lists/

now d way's paved/and little boi Mik made haste. . .so he stands up to Hades Bane!/oh. .after dis, a thought next time. . . to 'cross swords' with I. . .will leave him puzzled till day fades/

u are finished! . .adieu mate/and u more lyk statues made/cos u got no reflex . . when i hit at angles mayne! I even do it to a lesser degree . .yet I give u acute pains/


BERG-D-MALEVOLENT!

mikuz: Guys I'm having problems logging into my yahoo account . . . Ill post my verse to Thunder minute I resolve it. E no go pass today please!!

Why not post your verse Yourself, then I'd post Glacierz's verse after you?. How 'bout that?

Glacierz. . . Check your mail box. . NOW!!!! It's VERYYYYY important.

Mikuz, are you still up for the battle?
Go ahead and post your verse, i'll post Glacierz's verse after yours asap.

mikuz: Modify the post . . .

Post modified.
Link to thread - https://www.nairaland.com/1272259/warcraft-apocalypes-ii-mikuz-vs