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1. A fuel-less machine or Perpetual motion machine
2. An age defying technology that could make one live over a thousand years
3. A light device that would enable humans breath under water endlessly

Assuming the alleged attack on SCOAN is true, I am beginning to wonder why there is a close similarity in date with the devastating 9/11 attack on America. Should one begin to worry about 9/13?

Second picture is fake(photoshoped). No hair on chest as seen in the first picture

Good idea for a movie. In reality it would not be possible

Obinoscopy: If Shekau is truly dead, this is what I'd do if I was the head of Military Intelligence or SSS:

1. I will not admit his death

2. Instead, I'd look for his look-alike who would impersonate him

3. Then his look-alike would come out on camera and accept defeat. His look alike would further apologise to the Muslim population for misleading them. He would further urge the extremists to sheath their sword and embrace peace. He should also beg for amnesty for his soldiers.

4. It's after this that the Military can announce that Shekau has killed himself.

This is my humble suggestion.

I had to log in to like your post...good point

eledacedar: The truth is that there are still considerable hydrocarbons in some of these onshore assets that can fetch the local companies money. By the time they run 4D or 5D seismic survey and with new technology, they can go deeper into the OLIGOCENE PLAY and drill deeper.

There are lots of bypassed reservoirs in these oil blocs that the available technology as at the time of exploration in the 60s, 70s and early 80s could not see.

Well said but you forgot to include teachers, They traigned those who safe guard our lives

5minsmadness: Reasons why people hate doctors:

1. They wanted to become doctors themselves but never had the chance.

2. In medical school their doctor counterparts never interacted with them and so they interpreted it to mean pride instead of realising they didn't just have the time.

3. Some medical students were proud assholes. But that is so for other professions as well.

4. The money they earn. They don't understand why their friend who they knew yesterday now earns more than them.

5. Their rise in stature after they graduate. They still look like they are too busy for you but the truth is they still don't have the time.

6. People go to see doctors when they are sick and helpless and at thier most vulnerable. Some doctors don't empathise with patients maybe because they are too busy and overworked. The number of patients seen by a doctor daily in goverment hospitals is disgustingly too much! Its like a market! Thar's why i prefer private.

Doctors can tell from a glance when an illness is serious or minor. The minor ones they treat dismissively without much attention not knowing that the patients feelings are hurt because they really don't know what is happening to them and feel the doctor should give them all the attention.

7. When people are sick in hospital they are asking for your help. Shouting on your patients at such a time makes them feel humiliated. When they get better they won't remember the good you did but will instead attribute it to God. Meanwhile they will hold a grudge and anger against the doctor.

8. Most people don't know what doctors really do. Most people think doctors only treat typhoid and malaria. They don't know about the many other sickness out there. If they did they would be more appreciative of you.

9. Most Nigerians, a large majority are IGNORANT. its not their fault, this county's education sector is a shambles. That's why some graduates were willing to drink salt and water to cure Ebola.

10. Some senior doctors insult junior doctors in precence of patients. I have personally seen this happen in LUTH. And after insulting and humiliating the young doctor whom we thought had been doing a good job they still let him attend to us. Of course outlr confidence in him had died completely by then and when we went after the Oga he said he's not supposed to handle the case. So why not correct the doctor in private? If you don't respect your kind how do you expect others to respect you?

11. Some people are just greedy and want to harvest where they have not planted.

12. Plain old jealousy for jealousy's sake. These people are angry at anybody that is seen to becoming better than them. If tomorrow the rich man on their street dies they will rejoice simply because something bad has befallen them. If a jeep crashes in their front it will sweet them because now the person has to trek like they do. If tomorrow the doctors start earning N1000 a month they will be happy that at least let the doctor suffer small.


Those are my reasons why I feel there is so much hatred for doctors in this country. Hopefully things will get better because like it or not they are the custodians of our health as a nation

Three people you must pay well without question: Your lawyer, your doctor and your security for they are the ones that guard your life and freedom.
Thank you.

I am experiencing the same thing but i use ios

The information is true

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Guarantor: I learnt that one must have been actively transacting with the BOA for 6 active months and also a deposit/savings of 12% of the require loan before granted the loan.

OP are your both parents Nigerians or are you mixed? Did you grow up in Nigeria? I must say your Honesty is INCREDIBLE!

Meanwhile, here is my suggestion for those that would like to genuinly provide 30 days validity to their MTN data subscribers. unfortunately it will cost a lot:

You would need to buy 30 mtn sim cards

Label each sim card and assign it to a certain day in a month

Subscribe for the required data on each sim card at 12:00 am on disignated day

Ensure to renew subsciption on each sim card when it is due

Starting minimun budget:

Sim cards: 6000 (at 200 each)
Data Subscription: 300,000 (at 10,000 each)

Total: 320,000

Projected profit/loss depends on your daily sales.

luluosas: Thank you for your question.
Once you exhaust your current volume before it supposed expiring date, you can make a new subscription immediately from reseller B, as you no longer have left over volume from reseller A. This means the validity window you earlier had with reseller A is ended by reason of exhausting the data volume earlier allocated to you by him.
I hope I have answered your question. Thank you.

I knew it. I got this from the tweeter handle:

Niger Delta freedom activist!! Tweets from this handle are no more coming directly from asari Dokubo,however every tweet and response reflects his opinion

This does not sound like Asari Dokubo

Someone will soon say its GEJ's fault

This so called paid Laptop guys disputing SLS assertions are hardheartedly WICKED. I wish your eyes can be opened to see the destruction your support for corruption is causing the country for a few Naira notes. You people are viruses to the society. you all need to change. STOP SELLING YOUR CONSCIENCE!

klax: In a real sense I still don't understand Sanusi sometime please what is Sanusi stand for in this country?? As CBN Gov. why Sanusi always be in the middle of one thing or the other I'm not surprise anyway when a country elected a CBN Gov with Master in Islamic studies what else do I expect? Yes 50 billion was not properly remitted but as CBN Gov did he first contact the relevant authority to do the proper remittance and they failed to comply

Sanusi you are the CBN Gov. please act in that capacity with better wisdom not like garage boys does things please. I wont complain as per the money unless NNPC fail to prove otherwise because as experience accounting personnel you don't just jump to conclusion like that till you find out otherwise then investigation will begin for criminal possibilities.

Bu for Amaechi its a pity indeed when a charcoal is trying to call pot black so pitiful.

Oga Accountant

Just last week I googled " why do bad things happen on Fridays" as a result of several terrible things I have witnessed happen on this day. I discovered many other people way searching for the same thing. it is certainly not a coincidence so my Nairaland peeps do not ignore the post. Just be more careful and prayerful on Fridays.

"I will show you a level of grace you do not understand" I bet the s^x was out of this world. Chai

I normally exhaust Etisalat 8g subscrption b4 30days.that's because I watch a lot of stuffs on Youtube I watched Shaka the Zulu from start to finish d last time.

Chai i don spoil market for tracking companies Sorryyy oooo

This will be very useful to track your car if stolen: just buy one of these and hide it in a secure spot in your car. it eliminates the fear of "what if the battery dies". The thing make serious sense!

What a coincidence ...i saw this same car on my way to work last week.i couldn't believe my eyes. i saw it on my rear mirror and i had to slow down to let it pass. it was tinted so i could not see the guy driving. the sound of that car is intimidating! that pic is real but i dont remember if it was raining that morning so maybe the OP didn't take it @ that time.

Ganys: One of the invited expert says "Bat bird poses alots of threat at MMA lagos, The guy cracked my ribs...Will update you for more

NEMA is clearly not adequately equipped for an emergency response. according to one of NEMA's official, NEMA's only emergency Helicopter is situated in Abuja and would take approximately 3HRS to get to lag.

‎​Breaking News - All sectors of the Nigerian economy will be shut down in the next 24hours; go purchase foodstuff, withdraw money and perform every business transaction btw now and the next 24hours. Telecoms and oil exploration activities also to be shut down.

jp philips:
I wish that odechukwu will wake from slumber and fight corruption in this country

I wish beaf will be infected with incurable leprosy this year

Haba guy, that's too extreme.

I wish you all a joyful year filled with continous happiness,peace and success!!!

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=830690.msg9818363#msg9818363 date=1324573368]What do victims stand to gain from this thread ? Will there be any form of rescue mission if such incident is reported ?[/quote]A friend of mine was to travel from Kaduna to Abuja earlier in the day but he received a text message about slaughterings of people on Kaduna-Abuja road. the text he got changed his mind and i believe this topic will help a lot of people avert danger.

Beef just quit trying to defend this one, there is clearly a problem here. what is wrong with the one he is presently using? if he really wants to achieve what he claims, he has to cut cost as much as possible, this is just a total waste of funds

worm:
BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL CLUELESS 

Have you considered that he could be praying as clearly seen in the picture and not otherwise?  

See how he steps away from the girl right after he slapped her; a sign of fear & doubt of the unknown then after the crowd cheered, he regained his composure