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Samtolly4JESUS: Ooops!

ASUU has really pulled crowd all over the World!

Now, my foriegn friends were asking the meaning of ASUU

Man must not disgrace his country now

So I told them its an annual festival in Nigeria in which Universities allow their Students to go home indefinitely

Abi, wetin make I talk

9ice 1 bro na festival tinzzz jawe i just pray make dem finish am on tym.....

jakesund: Why this thread come scanty like this?...abi all ma fellow aspirants don join ASUU ?

abi naw but we no go greeeee oooo

List keh Ar u serious?? Its cuming out by d end of August Datz seriouslly scared. Nd i'v nt started pressing buttons......0Ooo0pPpPssSsS mhen i'm on along thing.............

Dis ASUU nigaz buru gan oooooooooo000OOOo

Nairalane: ASUU and FG meeting reached no resolution. To this end, the strike continues. Read the nation newspaper for today. The worst news is that they did not fix a date for another meeting while next month was a proposed date for giving the initial billions to the schools. - Just to cajole us. God help us o. Good morning to u all.

mtchewwww OLUWA will c us 2ru sha

papindinho: SCANTY HOUSE.... Where 'em guys at

papindinho: SCANTY HOUSE.... Where 'em guys at

papindinho: SCANTY HOUSE.... Where 'em guys at

na sleep sure pass

Pls watz d result of d meeting btw FG nd ASUU. Whatsapp me;;;;08107046766

Gcool2: If i could recollect,u pple said econs cut off na 244,wen i gt 2 fb,oau admissions page, i saw 240 as ctoff wich one is ryt?

Economics merit:244 ekiti;243 lagos:242 oun;242 ondo:238 osun:242.5 oyo;244 elds:225.5 tested nd comfirmed i waz @ ife on friday nd datz watz dere

Wetin dey wan use merit list du 4 abuja....shey dey wan chop am ni

michaeltotti: wetyn u dream abou?pd cut off mark?

me no drm @ all....ar u an ex-predite?? Me don add u 4 2go

Service don close wen me dey wake..........yawning**

Yeee me don dey doze oooo *yawning* next item plsss

jakesund: i must've forgotten it @ home while rushing here..

u fit manage grenade (groundnut) ?

yeeeeee ino get apetite 4 grenade bun any ow sha i go eat small...**removes buga cap** full am inside my cap abegiiiii

Jakey i hear na u carry d k-straw abegi....me dey starve oooo

Oluwatola5: Nah my broda carry am oo, Jakey said he wld bring it wif im, buh we neva c am oo #pantin heavily#

whinch kinda jake is dizzz.....

Samtolly4JESUS: #on the tenth pieces of K straw..

#feeling this grrrreeeeat urge to fart.....

#thinking.. Make I no use this my useless fart spoil this gracious occasion oo...

#phuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!!

Mehn! This thing came out sha...

Manage am abeg oo...

#enjoying this occasion...

phfunnnnnn cc ow d tin dey smell........abegi switch on d fan oooooooooo

TOlA abegi nw i dey hungs pls ooo k-straw me

*RUSHES IN2 D DRESSING ROOM* JAKE u're wanted i mean ur appearance is needed

Oluwatola5: oya, how many do u want?

i guess 2 would du one on ma left nd d other on ma ryt

papindinho: next is the



.TVP[THREAD VICE PRESIDENT]
Nominees are Miracy, Phtemie, Jakesund, Oluwatola,
Samtolly

cast ur votes o

phtemie

michaeltotti: giv u programme?ao much u pay wey u wan gt program?dont u see say PROGRamMe itsev long pass d money we contributed?

owk no qualms SISI TOLA abegii K-straw mee

Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest Fynest

Watz d programme on point oo....u suppose give us programme nw

[quote author=Sleek_Hoyeen]oya come. Lemme lap u.[/quote]oshea but na agbada i wear ooo shea d yin no go dey disturb u oooo

phtemie: I cast my vote for fynest as presido.

fynest baba

*clear throats* wow house don full.....wu fit lap me

Boss sola pls how can i get d dansaki tinnn

Adehwale: still on d matter
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Tickets for the show
Regular-N1,000
Vip-N5,000
VVIP- N20,000
ORP [over rich personalty]- blank cheque
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Dress code:
guys- blue top, yellow pant trousers, white bathroom slippers wit a danshiki cap.
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Ladies- bikini tinz *winks*
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Refreshment:
g-flakes for all!!!
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N.B mogbo moyas would be bounced by our hefty, well built able bodyguards.
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For more enquires and ticket bookings, u can get in touch with papidinho.

hmnnnnn 9ice costume.......buh d dansaki stuff aint get dat 4 nwwww

[quote author=Alim.toheeb]Dey av extend it till 20 of dis month....wat is happening to dis ppl nw...maybe it will last till next month cus d overall screening will close by 3rd of september.both pt,nd and hnd......finger crossed till d list out....bye[/quote]owkeyyy

Fynestboi: 100%

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big tenkx bro can't wait 2 be in schoollll