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Since d day ASUU start dis strike tin, mosquitoes 4 ma hood 4low dem strike.......but dis mosquitoes don resume tonight. ASUU go resume any time 4rm nw oo #FAct

michaeltotti: pm sir tice..ao was yur day?

ma day waz gwed ooo......nd urzz?

Pm 2 ma ogas @ d apex..

Olastep1: Let us talk about Electricity and Security now!


Obafemi Awolowo University[OAU] has got a very stable and fairly relaible power. It is not as poor as your various villages(dont mind me, my village is in maiduguri).

Sincerly, you dont really need to bother about how to iron your cloths, charge your phones to cal your girlfriends!. OAU has a hydro-electric dam which is very functional. Hardly wil any UNI in Nigeria beat that.

My 'ba' is always red before i charge it(same as my roommates). We now have to queue our phones to charge. Most times funny and annoying.

Though, we've got some power outages last semester(we stil dey naija nau), i can say we had 95% stability.

So, wen you want to resume, you dont evn need any extra nokia battery. The funny thing is dat i just bought a charger during this break/strike.

My room (same as others) has 2 mercury-light bulbs and 2 good small ceiling fans. No wonder, OAU guys are fresh. If u see me sef, u don see freshness. Hahahahahahahaha

Our theaters are fairly lit. Though many are poorly litted. The faculty of law recently did a great job by adequately lightening everywhere in d fac. Our streets are also fairly ok during the night.

But notwithstanding, you need a lamp. Yeah. Its good. Sometimes, we dare ourselves to go to poorly litted areas to read cos students wont be many there. Therefore, we use lamps. Or maybe incase of 'incasity'.


So, to those of you who are likely to purchase lanterns next session. Becareful o o o. No come spoil our air. Olastep sef go stand gidigba to seize dem.



Kudos to OAU
Above all, there is still need for improvement.

Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Ife!!!....



* Next is Security.... *

hmnnnn....i dey feel u brooo more grease 2 ur PC. Ar u on 2go

Samtolly4JESUS: Faculty Of Englisharts go rock!

hmnnnnn so strong lyk okuta

michaeltotti: alot.....dah lady dt born insyd toilet for oau is nw a virgin....so for dt...ASUU to call off strike

lolllll ow kum........ Afta1 turn virgin

Samtolly4JESUS: Gloatken(f) carries the real female icon!!

lolllll lwkmo shey d guy don port ni....??

hackex: this is to inform everyone especially all prospective candidate of UNIPORT that the 1st admission list has been released. all candidates can check their names on the school website or simply check it through this link

VISIT UNIPORT WEBSITE TO CHECK YOUR RESULT.

OAU NKO

Samtolly4JESUS: or JABU

Or RUN

OR Babcock.. Am sure the sum total of Virgins in the 3 schools should be up to 43:-o...

OAU and UI will add the remaining 7

Naxo d tin beeeeeee

hackex: At this juncture, i want to just begin to thank GOD 4 our admission into our various departments.

Thank Him 4 i know deep down my heart that our mighty GOD has done it again

Thank Him 4 he has restored the years we sowed in tears

Jst thank Him 4 we av already been admitted, given our first choice courses, cleared, matriculated and we are already receiving lectures by His Grace

Thank Him 4 the ASUU strike whch i know by faith that he has brought to an end

Thank Him 4 providing our parents and families with the finance and materials needed thru-out our stay in OAU
Thank Him 4 i know he would guide and protect us tru-out our stay in school

Thank Him 4 his Grace and Mercy over our lifes
Thank Him 4 sparing us and our families and giving us and our families long life

Thank Him 4 the innumerable things he has done, he is doing and he will do


Thank Him, worship Him, give Him praise IN JESUS NAME AMEN

big tenkx 2 GOD
mawnin fellas

[quote author=x-kid2000]UNILAG GUYS CELEBRATING! In a couple of months i see us celebrating our own admission into OAU IJN...... #just passing by#[/quote]Amin ni oruko jesu.....

fYnEsTboII: Akpors:I love you so much I can't measure
it!
Ekaite: Just say it please!
Akpors: Ok i am a phone and you are my
simcard.Withoutsimcard a phone is
useless so without you i amuseless!
Ekaite: Oh that's so amazing and so
sweet!
Akpors: (To himself) THANK GOD SHE
DOESN'T KNOW THAT SOME CHINA
PHONES CAN EVEN USE 3 SIMCARD!..

lollll

Tehmitaryor: I pray mek offa poly no kill person oh

hope no qualms.....? Y dat statement....??

Samtolly4JESUS: Can't just believe this!!!

ASUU finally calls off strike!!!



Source: Vanguard Newspaper!











Date: 08/08/2012







I love reading old news

.....hmnnnnnnnnnnn

Kejilee: mo fi g-flakes di e lenu

lollll add sugar wella

AdExLaWyEr: u get am ayam just pullng ya bombom ni

lollll.... Cnt stp laffinn lwkmooooo

hackex: Live updates from campus!!!

Bats have taken control of the skies and have started oppressing students by pooing on their heads around the SUB

lolllzzzzz

jakesund: loooooooooooooooolz...oga mii u want make F.G n ASUU faint anytime them hear d word strike

na dat1 beta pass........so as nt 2 prolong d years meant 4 each course.......abi wetin u think.....

jakesund: yeah ..or may be ROOM 101 where 2 + 2=5

yeeee datz a badman room oooo..........na there we suppose take FG nd ASUU

Olastep1: ....to be best of my knowledge and also an experience as a 2nd choice candidate. Its probably true OAU like most uni doesnt take cognizant of 2nd choice. You've got to work for the admission yourself if you're in that position. Dont expect to seat at home and be 'hopeful' that you'll be that lucky. Last year admission, a guy who has the best postutme score of about 334 didnt even find his name on the eportal as being granted admission. Nobody even knows his fate. Ask other stalites. If you're below the cut-off or catchment mark as a 1st choice, start preparing for connections. Same also applies to 2nd choice, either above or below or exactly cut-off or catchment score.
Goodluck#

what about i dat chose ife as first nd secod choice......nd i met exactly d catchment of d first choice....what du u av 2 say abt dat sir....

Oghenefejiro: if some one had the exact cut-off mark for his or her course, will he or she be admitted? your candid advice pls. ejor oh!

same tin here....no much qualms just have faith nd pray v.well

jakesund: Guys pls be careful of how u talk about ASUU outside ya house..

i found maself in a tight spot cuz of ASUU yesterday ..i had to pray to God to bless ASUU so i could be spared...pls read and learn...

Was busy surfing the internet when ma friend came knockin..

##ko-ko-ko##
JAKE : who goes there

Ma friend : na me abeg open door

JAKE : na there u go old if u no tell me who be rat

ma friend : oboy u don craze...na u be d rat..na me peter abeg open door

JAKE : Craze guy...i'm coming hold on

##opens d door and lets him in##

JAKE : Oboy longest tym

Peter : na so oh..jake i no come here con relax..God don help u beat oau cut off i must chop ASUN MEAT OH

JAKE : mehn i no con get much for hand oh and ma atm don lost

peter : na everyday e dey lost?..oboy that na story i must chop meat oh

JAKE : OK but na nepa bill money dey ma hand..oya lets go

peter : if e lik make e be acceptance fee oya lets go

##arrives at meat sellers place##

JAKE : oga give us asun #5000 then use proof of nepa bill payment wrap am

asun seller : no wahala

##jake turns to peter##

JAKE : oboy i neva see ma name for admission list and we don dey spend nepa bill money...when the list comes out what will we buy..cow

peter : na elephant..that reminds me when will d list be out

JAKE : it is this useless ASUU that is delaying it..may God punish all the people doing ASUU organisation..they are all idiots may thunder fire ASUU president..may his ...

######KABOOOOM!!!######

##ASUN SELLER LANDS A HEAVY SLAP ON JAKES CHEEKS##

#peter tinks its a bomb and flees forgettin his shoes#

asun seller : na me and my goat meat u dey curse like that..what has my asun done to u or u wanna ruin ma business

#JAKE STILL SEEIN STARS#

JAKE : i know my left..u just violated my left...i will sue u for violating my fundamental human left..this is against the...

####KABOOOM!!#####
#ANOTHER THUNDEROUS SLAP#

asun seller : after u finished cursing me and ma meat u still want to sew me like ankara

JAKE : no sir pls sir yes sir ah sir mistake sir its just sir ah...sir sir hav mercy sir

asun seller : where is mercy?is she here...oya kneel down and pray for me and beg God to give me strenght

##jake on his knees##

JAKE : God bless ASUU...may u have d strength u need..thunder will not fire u..

asun seller : thats more like it...oya take ur asun meat ...we hope to get more patronage from u



MY FACE IS STILL SWOLLEN

ehyaaaaa peleee

****.....If THUNDER and ASUU dey strike 2geda.......wetin fit happen....?

jakesund: oboy no be new tin na...

For yoruba filmz e dey happen wella...ASUU go dey strike at the same time with thunder

na at that time d witches dey everly dey in form of birds..

u neva notice say ASUU presido resemble jide kosoko


Culled from KOTO AIYE

lolllll really funny lwkm oooo

.....If THUNDER and ASUU dey strike 2geda.......wetin fit happen....

Samtolly4JESUS:

Which time list will now come out

list na after strike ooooo8-)

dammymighty: Putn in 4 surgery. Ma agg is 272.5. Sum1 said d cutof is 271.5 anoda person said it's 275. Wats reli d cutof 4 medicine pls....

medicine na 270.5 ooo

This year screening for HND PRE-ND & ND form has closed best of luck.

Fynestboi: Before today runs Down, may GOD remember you tomorrow

- like Noah

- Favour you like Moses

- Fight for you like Israelites

- Prosper you like Isaac

- Intervene for you like Esther

- Protect you like Daniel

- Use you like Paul

- Heal you like Naaman

- Answer you like Elijah

- Annoint you like David.

In 2seconds type AMEN to claim this

(GUDMORNING FOLKS AND HOW ARE YOU DOING)

Amen ooooooooooooooooooo

Samtolly4JESUS: Good Morning Fellow aspirantos!

How was the night?

As we go about in our daily activities today, let's remember that:


Our Problems Can Never Exhaust God's Provisions

So we should learn to:

Wait on the Lord from day to day
Strength He provides in His own Way;
There's no need for worry, no need to Fear
He is our God who is always Near

Have a blessed day ahead!

tenkx man

Sanguine sir: Guys i had 197 in jamb n 58.55 in my screening exam, all requirement met- biz admin. Wots my chance ASAP

sir u don enter