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Jobs/VacanciesRe: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Timexj33rd: 8:28am On May 11, 2023
The new site is working fine now quickly go and write your test
PoliticsRe: INEC Electoral Officer Related To Akpabio Nab With Results And Ballot Papers by Timexj33rd: 2:54pm On Feb 24, 2019
iCauseTrouble:
APC Guber Candidate came to my village for campaign. He asked the villagers to mention 2major problems in the village

They told him that one of their problems is lack of qualified medical doctors.

The politician brought out his phone and pretended to be making call. He later told them "your problem is solved" What's the other problem?

They said they don't have network in the village ���

PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Beats Smart Adeyemi In Mopamuro LGA, Kogi by Timexj33rd: 2:43pm On Feb 24, 2019
massinola:
Apc gone in kogi. They were beaten like man city take beat Chelsea in Odolu LGA. Who wan die, Yeye Bello is a heartless idiot who should be sent away by any means possible. Imagine owing workers wages without blinking. He will die a miserable death just like those worker he killed with starvation
Amen
PoliticsRe: SERAP Asks Court To Compel Buhari To Investigate Ganduje Over Alleged Bribery by Timexj33rd: 11:19am On Dec 09, 2018
[quote author=Bloooody post=73682754]Frustrated biafra dogs should keep barking.
Sai baba knows what he is doing.
If he says Kano governor is innocent then he is!
It's obvious those videos are fake and only a fool would believe them.
Sai for 2023 and beyond!

What sense or message have you pass across now? I think you need to sit back and rethink your life from the beginning
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Wanted Savings, Amaechi, Oshiomhole, Fashola, Akpabio Frowned - Iweala by Timexj33rd: 11:40pm On Nov 15, 2018
[quote author=chilariye post=73007682]Governor's son = FIRS
Senator's son = NNPC
Minister's son = NIMASA
House of reps son = PTDF
Commissioner's son = NCC
House of assembly son = DPR
Poor man's son = N-power.
Stupidity is when you are jobless, you borrow money to recharge your phone to buy data and you still come online to support the old politicians who don't even know that you exist.
Pleasewake up.
All I can say is God bless you
CelebritiesRe: Jada P Wears Wizkid's Starboy Jersey To Spport Her Baby Daddy by Timexj33rd: 1:15pm On Sep 11, 2018
Abeg where I fit buy weed for Ilorin?
PoliticsRe: 200 Days After Leah Sharibu's Abduction, Omokri Leads Protest In London. by Timexj33rd: 5:21pm On Sep 06, 2018
anayolity:
I will always scream to the heaven that Nigeria has the most stupiid , gullible and cowards called youths There is absolutely nothing we stand to fight for.... kill our mothers we take it in good faith, burn our houses, rape our wives, steal our rights , break our spirits and tarnish our self esteem ,guess what we'd take it in good faith!!! angry angry

Our youths lack every motivation we can use to stand even in our closet... we have become tools to these politicians..... Never a time we come out to speak with one voice...except offcourse for the most stupid things like BBN, Football etc... We have been wired to believe suffering and smiling its in our DNA..

We can mess these politicians even without fighting so hard and spilling so much blood....

everything i said up there may not make sense but i detest most Nigerian youths each time i step my foot on the street...


I hope you are fine LEAH SHARIBU.... and if you are not one day too many people will go down for you some day soon
I love you no homo... we are cowards
RomanceRe: Woman Munches Rapist’s Privates As He Asks For A Head by Timexj33rd: 11:51pm On Aug 21, 2018
Kewtt:
A woman escaped an alleged sex attacker by biting down on his penis after he forced her to give him MouthAction, police say.

The woman, who has not been named, allegedly ate away at Spencer Franklin’s privates after he reportedly broke into her home last Thursday morning, Metro UK has reported.

After sneaking into the house in Kansas City, Missouri, he is said to have climbed on top of her and said ‘It’s OK. I’m not going to hurt you.’

He is then said to have forced himself on the woman, who was so frightened her knife-wielding attacker was going to stab her whatever she did that she bit down on him.

That prompted him to knife her in the torso and thigh, reports say, with the woman managing to escape to the front door as her roommate returned from walking her dog.

They called police, with door bell camera footage leading cops to Franklin, 24.

The woman he is accused of attacking later identified him from a police line-up.

When he was arrested, police found teeth marks on his penis, which was still bleeding, it is claimed.

His alleged victim is recovering from the stab wounds he reportedly inflicted on her, which required stitches.

https://punchng.com/woman-munches-rapists-privates-as-he-asks-for-a-head/
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PoliticsRe: Saraki And Dogara React To Ortom's Impeachment, Issue Joint Statement by Timexj33rd: 6:27pm On Jul 30, 2018
That barbecue guy never comment o
CelebritiesRe: Davido Storms Infinix Stores In Computer Village (Photos) by Timexj33rd: 4:47pm On Jul 25, 2018
dynicks:
yes oo! me sef don land!

twas said that Davido "STORMED"....WELL myself just "TSUNAMIED" computer village....oya make una begin gather me!..

me sef na walkie talkie ambassador....No long thing!
you just make me laugh bro
ProgrammingRe: I Urgently Need Advice On Choosing My Career by Timexj33rd(op): 10:02am On Jul 15, 2018
pcguru1:
All 3 are the same, Business in Programming, Same language different environment, e.g Java, Python and JavaScript. Read and research a lot always analyze the market environment. some languages work here in Nigerian context some don't
my mail timexj33rd@gmail.com please you can give me your number so I can chat you up
ProgrammingRe: I Urgently Need Advice On Choosing My Career by Timexj33rd(op): 9:58am On Jul 15, 2018
pcguru1:
My 1000000000% honest advice don't do that, do a self learn everything they teach could be outdated or even getting outdated after you learn, there are so many sites you can use and learn on your own, during my time in Aptech I only spent money I didn't mlspend my time there , there was nothing they could teach me that I could find for myself online plus I was technically way more advanced my classmates. Building projects for pple self, self learn is the key, give me today I will post all the links you need.

Links as promised:

Advanced
https://github.com/ossu/computer-science // Why is this important, unless you want to be a framework developer you will be limited, this will expand your knowledge you don't have to finish everything just ensure you read them consistently
https://teachyourselfcs.com/ // Still on CS
https://learn.saylor.org/course/cs301 // I like understanding Low level stuff because i started with C++ despite still not good at it, but it makes me understand memory and how your code are compiled and translated to the CPU to execute.

Programming
https://www.sololearn.com/



please sir, this is my mail timexj33rd@gmail.com any info that can help me is welcome, thanks in advance

Other more experienced and good devs than me will share more, we have good guys here, the key is always learn, no one is the best we keep learning and improving.
ProgrammingRe: I Urgently Need Advice On Choosing My Career by Timexj33rd(op): 11:03pm On Jul 12, 2018
pcguru1:
My honest advice if you 2ant to be front-end and employable easily Master JavaScript

If you want to have a good job and work in top company know Java or .NET but mostly Java

If you are looking to do freelance jobs and build website for quick jobs and fast projects learn PHP


If you are looking to master this craft and really interested in programming for programming sake like me, read alot of theoretical stuff like Computer Science, Data structure, Algorithm, how the is works, and mostly low level stuff this will make you self yourself as a generalist when you build solutions for any platform and environment. I prefer this method because it will set you apart never stop reading. Those 3 up are the most used in Nigeria market especially JavaScript. Theoretical aspect matters alot too such knowledge will help especially when debuting or solving problems.
I don't know how well I can thank you, I understand better now thanks once again
ProgrammingRe: I Urgently Need Advice On Choosing My Career by Timexj33rd(op): 8:58pm On Jul 12, 2018
pcguru1:
All 3 are the same, Business in Programming, Same language different environment, e.g Java, Python and JavaScript. Read and research a lot always analyze the market environment. some languages work here in Nigerian context some don't
thanks sir, which programming language works in Nigeria and which is the best to learn
ProgrammingI Urgently Need Advice On Choosing My Career by Timexj33rd(op): 1:10pm On Jul 12, 2018
Morning everybody, I'm a little bit confuse right now, I just finish service and my uncle as me what I want to do, I told him I want to learn programming and web development, I don't know if that's a wise choice or I should go into business, the wise people of Nairaland please advice me.
CrimeRe: Corpse Of Corper Linda Nkechi Igwetu & The Policeman That Shot Her Dead (Graphic by Timexj33rd: 6:55am On Jul 05, 2018
PurplePatch:
What nonsense!
He just wasted this beautiful girl like that.
The Chief Medical Director or Medical Superintendent of the hospital that refused to treat her without a police report should have his/her license revoked.
How on earth did they expect the same people who shot her to issue a report? What will they state on the report?
I thought the Bill allowing treatment for bullet wounds to be attended to was passed into law sometime ago.

See How cheap human life has become.
What a lawless country.
[color=#000000]My condolences to the victim's family.[/color]
cry cry cry
A corper was killed in Akwa ibom early this year, he was refused treatment because its gunshot related the guy died one hour after he was shot, its just so pain to read news like this
SportsRe: Germany Players In Tears After 2018 World Cup Exit (Photos) by Timexj33rd: 11:08pm On Jun 27, 2018
Kutis2030:
football is fool of surprise
full
SportsRe: Predict & Win N7,200 Airtime: Argentina Vs Nigeria by Timexj33rd: 6:18pm On Jun 24, 2018
BiggyBamBam:
Anybody who can predict the score for Argentina Vs Nigeria match on Tuesday, June 28, 2018 will win N5,000 Airtime from me.

If there are multiple people who predicts right, I will only choose just one person.
Winner will be contacted through their Nairaland inbox for their phone number.

This promo has got nothing to do with Nairaland o, but my own personal gig to reward soccer lovers.

This is open to Nigerians ONLY.

So, predict and win!
Arg 3: Nig 1
FoodRe: Why Do We Always Cook Rice On Sundays? by Timexj33rd: 11:40am On Jun 24, 2018
Katier00:
https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/images/nigerianricerecipes.jpg

I was about going for my weekly shopping and something just came to my mind, is there any rule that state we must cook rice for launch on Sundays? 90% of households in Nigeria eat rice very Sunday. I just decided to cook yam and egg sauce tomorrow to see if something unusual will happen


https://www.cometonigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/jollof-Nigerian-ways1.jpg
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs7003989/3540486755-w980-h640/360-Nig.jpg
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-1T-zDdQd5DA/TYawEHmST_I/AAAAAAAAApw/RhxTrdaNiUM/s400/DSC04199.JPG
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/61/25/31/61253130408bf00a75f2a00c88793daf.jpg
Hmm, so its because of all this delicacies seun dey follow you bah?
EducationRe: Scientist Deliberately Crashed This Aeroplane To Learn What Happens During Crash by Timexj33rd: 10:32am On Jun 23, 2018
GreenArrow1:
Very nice. At least the plan wasn't to die hence the location and use of dummies. To really find out, they should load it up with fellow scientists and try it real-time. If they lack scientist test-subjects, they should inform Nigerian authorities like the NDLEA to give them a good supply of science students to be used for such tests.
what are you saying?
RomanceRe: Eleven(11) Signs You Can Totally Trust Your Partner by Timexj33rd: 9:44pm On Apr 22, 2018
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RomanceRe: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment During Sex? by Timexj33rd: 11:58pm On Apr 20, 2018
FTC
RomanceRe: How To Burst A Cheat by Timexj33rd: 8:16am On Apr 09, 2018
Why not finger your man instead lol
RomanceRe: A Question On The Male And The Female Sexual Difference by Timexj33rd: 3:17pm On Apr 06, 2018
Ftc
RomanceRe: The Right Time To Steal? by Timexj33rd: 8:51pm On Mar 20, 2018
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RomanceRe: Herbal Mixtures I Can Take For Sexual Activities by Timexj33rd: 1:27pm On Mar 17, 2018
sex no be government work na, do your best and leave the rest.
SportsRe: Check Out What Wikipedia Said About Mourinho by Timexj33rd: 2:09am On Mar 14, 2018
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PoliticsRe: I Will Take Nigeria To The Next Level - President Buhari Vows by Timexj33rd: 11:11pm On Feb 15, 2018
Epic!!!

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