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When you Bleep around, you find out


By the time Israelis that dealing with them, all these head slamming terrorists will start weaping justice for humanity


I love Isrealis, they won't start a fight, but definitely that will be your last fight

Chiwawa Chiwawa Chiwawa

Udommaejima:
It happened to me awhile ago ..just got back from a sit out watching football,took a bottle or two,came back home,ate hot meal and slept off immediately because every other person at home wasn't back from a church program. Suddenly woke in the middle of the night feeling choked, couldn't breathe,only much water I had drank earlier was coming out from my nose feeling pepperish due to suya I ate......na so I sidon reason say to die na one second play.......God I beg oooooo.....see beta English*acid reflux*

Peppered suya is deadly especially eating at night and going to bed immediately

I lost someone due to peppered suya.

Mine is worst, even though I vow not to eat suya, I still end up eating it.

Avoid tea, avoid peppery food once is late, if you must eat or drink tea, let it be 7pm

If you eat, don't sleep immediately, if you must sleep, be in a sitting position and sleep

Sandralight:
Didn't even know it was this serious, I tends to have acid reflux very sometimes and mostly occurs if I eat very late in the night, it's just a burning feeling in the chest and throat, didn't know it can lead to death

The cause of it is Indigestion of the food


Avoid late night food

If you eat late due to unforseen circumstances, please don't rush to bed immediately, even when you are feeling sleepy, try to be in a sitting position if you must sleep, until the food quietly goes down

The Acid influx of food is very deadly, you will be seeking for oxygen to breathe, as food tends to come out from the nose.


Avoid peppery food, avoid eating Suya late at night, avoid drinking tea late at night


Don't joke with this post.

What does this tell you?


Igbo selfish politicians keep recycling this every year after year

Umahi Umahi Umahi, what ever you sow, you shall reap

I will pick Atiku 1000 times than Wike


Wike is just a rabble rouser

Rotus the APC media mole analyst


Since the man joined APC by proxy, his face just dey worwor

Amsickindahead:
WTF!!! Your last paragraph is the sickest thing I ever read inna long while even though am sick in the head.

That's why you allow some beast to rest. You never can tell which humans you wakes up as beast.

dkidd:
I didn't want to respond but curiosity made me read ur contribution and all I can say is shiii...
I think most of u guys on here really don't know shii about the women around u. I saw u calling me soft because I advised him to refrain from sex with her. Now let me ask u what is the big deal with sex? Some of u guys run after pussay like u haven't hadit before. I guess u can't get laid easily without much efforts is why u are so moved by the prospects of smashing. Most of my life I hardly dated. I just fvck and move no feelings, I don't want to know u, bye. So I can say I'm still a lot colder than u can ever be to women but it's not a flex and i have outgrown a lot of stuff but there's still traces.

Beauty, tight pussay, curvy body doesn't move me anymore. Only immature kids in adults bodies see smashing as a trophy to be gotten. A girl obsessed with u is a ticking time bomb. I done date girl when be say to discharge her turn problem. Every time I try na threat to my life and hers. I had to apply divine wisdom. Another we were just fvckn each other no strings and before u know she started using the term baby this baby that, demanding kisses and sex without condoms, I had to let her go even if she had the best pussay I ever had. Yet another is assuming she's mine and when we fvck she always says how much she loves me, I don't like it but I say nothing and when she repeats it often I know it's time to cut her lose.

U don't play with certain things as a man that wants to go far in life. don't call me babe or love when we are just fvck buddies, don't profess love for me because we are fvckn and I don't bloody care how she feels except it's how my dick makes the pussay vibrate and quake. I don't do things I don't want to and because we dey knack no mean say we dey into any relationship! I am more concerned about what and who I let into my space. The sexing is just temporary and it's what I tell them from the onset and when she starts assuming and trying nonsense i'm out like a thief.

Knacking every pussay doesn't make u hard or tough, it makes u unwise. Not every pussay u knack and not every pussay knacked deserve ur special attention.

Stay grounded

If you understand my context, I wasn't even talking about sex bragging rights...

I didn't even attack you, I was trying to point out the facts why that guy should respect your decision because men differs...you might be soft or cold, hard or gentle

You might handle things diplomatically because of past experiences while the other guy might follow an unconventional route which everbody will still achieve result.

The last time I check, been a soft or gentle guy isn't a crime..so if you are soft and gentle, I don't think it is demeaning. Except you have another definition meaning of soft and gentle.

Maybe you can go back and re read my post...except you want to attack me for attacking sake.

dkidd:
Plenty talk no dey full basket... U have no experience with women obviously. U are just another tool in the hands of any willing banny. Lol if i dey suck breast when u see life then u must be Methuselah. Not every guy man is still easily swayed by kpekus especially not the ones who have truly seen it all Mr all types of pussay

Both of you are right according to the angle you guys are standing.

Although I have responded to your debater, but the post is long.

Is up there...you can feel free to read.

ELKHALIFAISIS:
Oga rest the time I started seeing life U still dey suck Ur mama breasts, I don see all size and colour of pu££y , white , black yellow, moreover I don see marriage even before you still struggling... Talk wetin man fit listen , this Ur talk no make up.. as guy man wey don see things , no man go see opportunity to knack woman he never knackered before and he won't exploit that opportunity, U think say nah children u dey talk to ... Unless this is one of nairaland cock and bullshit stories to drive traffic..

Although your conversation doesn't concern me, but I was forced to chip in.


See...let me tell you Mr Man..all men differs, you might be a rugged man that doesn't send..if we want die, make we die,..if we want poto poto make we poto poto, a lot girls tends to run away from such men, because they know this one na mad man...which gives you the advantage of chopping who ever comes your way.


But In this scenario, I am talking about some men that are calm and collected, in which the original poster (OP) of this topic falls under, and maybe including the person you are debating with...these kind of men are soft, they might not have the we-withdrawal to stop a woman's madness or advances when they have price market, because he that price must buy.

And women knows this soft men and becomes dominant over their life, especially coming from a woman that wants to be with you, she will do everything humanly possible to be in your life.

Have you asked yourself, while some women....men got pregnant will go extra mile carry their belongings and be living with the man without even bride price, while some women won't even try knock the guys house if the guy failed to admit the pregnancy or even want to do anything with the woman.

You are right, and your debater is right too. Infact both of your are right according to the angle you guys are looking at it.

So for the soft men, the worst thing that will happen to them is to have a sexual intercourse with who they are not really into, except maybe the lady doesn't want you.

I remembered during my University days, we saw a lot of things at the student's lodge..some girlfriends where slapping their boyfriends. Lol. Why these particular girls won't even lift their finger at a guy wey dey mad. Girl's are very observant, take it or leave it..and they know the kind of men, they mess up with.

That's why it boils down on a woman that will rush and break the man's home appliances, big screen, kitchen utensils and the rest because of little misunderstanding which you know it do happen all the time. but funnily no lady will do that to me, because I cherish all these...you can talk, shout but don't touch any of my thing, because if you do, don't worry I won't even beat you. I will be smiling with you while waiting till midnight for me to bury you inside the sitting room. Lol.

Connected1:
To be honest eh, I am always glad I never asked her out for fun or whatever neither did I ever have sex with her and she has been hiding under the mask of being a strong Christian.

She's very manipulative but it's well, we learn everyday.

Do you know why she is chasing you by all means. Because you got the bag. Imagine if you are poor or hustling, do you think, she will look your face, even when you might be professing real love or seeing both of having a family.

You don't even know how good and rich, your school friend must have said to her, that made her start seeing future marriage with you.

When your school friend told you 3 years ago, that there is a friend, she wants you to keep company,

You didn't ask her, whether she broke up with her boyfriend, which made her start looking for which available man will heal her emotionally and financially

Remember no lady will go into dating with you except there is something she tends to benefit.

Based on your last Statement, God's knows I hate a pretentious and a manipulative woman.

Now, thinking of losing a contract base on her brother, be firm and outspoken. Let it be known that everyone will benefit from it..don't mix it with marriage, even when they might try to mix it together...because if you do, and the marriage or relationship fails, she will rush to CNN and tell the whole world, she was the one that made you who you are.

Do not fear to lose the contract, because it is not the end..rather you must fear if you make a wrong choice of partner, not only will it break your soul, emotionally and financially, that will be the end of your demise!

Bye Bye.

Tinubu's government killing our vibrant youths by hook or by crook.

richmond500:
Is your name "sapa"? Cos I see u everywhere.

Weak man, abeg carry your wahala dey go.


Go and ask Uzodimma how to fight.

You don't hobnob with your enemy, Fight don't defend. Demolish, Arrest and Frame.


Don't hobnob with government at the centre, they are not your party members.


Ask Wike, he gave Buhari heat, standing on the order of opposition. almighty Ameachi ran away.

Go and sit down...to add insult to injury, you went to beg...how? How? Who does that? Why not stand shoulder high, let history keep your legacy intact.


Don't worry Wike will release your embarrassing video, then you will know you are dealing with the devil.

Something not adding up.


I watched the video, before you attack me.


Are the criminals that stole people's item? How where they tracked

Or are they individuals they arrested based on how they look?


They arrested over 100 suspects, meaning that they have over 100 phones, for some people that will think the phones were recovered from one person


Because in Nigeria, everyone has a phone including the poor among us.

As for other illicit drugs and other hard substance, the police should carry on and unveil the motives behind it.

Op, that was then, when I was in my teenage days,

These days I go with my full eyes wide open...no regret because that's what I want.


Why go for someone you are not attracted to? That's your first mistake.

sonsomegrigbo:
Flat head, what does it mean?

what it means is that Ibu ozu nwuru anwu. ihere eme.

sonsomegrigbo:
Why are people not commenting on this thread?








ESPECIALLY THE FLAT HEADS.






IGBOS ARE THE ENEMIES OF THEMSELVES

Udele nwuru anwu!

Michelle70:
that is very generous of you, considering that u use free opera mini

A closed mouth is a closed destiny.

Michelle70:
u are so daft.
I don't see what I want to do on NL, only jobless trolls like u frequent this site.
Those that have a life come here once a while

Joke apart.


I want to be seeing your engagement here on nairaland. I love seeing your write up.

Feel free to send account, let me support you.

Michelle70:
if u check the way I comment on social media, I came online in 2022, then left and came back two years later in 2024, then left and came back in 2025.

I am not jobless as u are

Says by someone that can't afford to buy data again.

I can't believe that some one will make such utterances when we are in the era of digital age. Even busy Elon Musk tweets everyday.

I understand. Oya send your account, make I send you small thing my man. You have tried. Please don't expect something big o

Michelle70:
but Obi did not work to Aso rock as u predicted

But Tinubu has brought misery into your life, at least you have distance your self from social media, if not you would have been causing nuisance.

Michelle70:
he did not walk into Aso rock o

At least you are now walking gradually into poverty due to Tinubu economic policies

Agbadorians trying to fustrate Donald Trump effort.

yarimo:
FUBARA don't know people are using him to make money in the name of support against WIKE, unfortunately FUBARA is dead politically

It is your brain that is dead spiritually


Mugu!


Why are they crying up and down.


Who is holding them for assenting a bill or are they tired of impeaching Fubara which they stated months ago.