₦airaland Forum

Please give it to Ilabaye.


Gen Z celebrity needs money more than everyone on earth.

Idiots!


How can you deliver a credible election when you are using a manual method?


Have cooking it..at ward level... You add salt at the collation center before moving and mixing it at the REC office


Bunch of idiotaas!


You guys will see low turnouts.

FreeStuffsNG:
Awon ti IPOB terrorist group.

Do you work at all?


You are always on Nairaland every minute.


Jobless moronn!


Let your children not curse you in the future.

Right from 1999 fuel laden tankers have been killing youths every time.


It will kill before this year runs out..it will kill next year, and it will continue to kill till youths become educated.


I know poverty is real but don't send yourself to hell immediately.

With my little experience I have come to understand that women both married or singles that are always poke nosing their husband or boyfriends up and down, checking phones, bringing up flimsy excuses, accusing you of cheating, even accuse you of sleeping with your mother, sisters and everything on skirt even your househelp are really born cheaters who are using gimmicks as decoy or defense just to perpetuate their evil and illicit acts.


May God help us all!

Where is Ecowas or AU?


You will not see them condemning people who are hell-bent on plunging the country to calamitous crises because of the hard drunk to power.


Impunity becoming the other of the day.


The constitution that supposed to be our grundnorm on how things should be done has been relegated and trampled upon.


Politicians keep messing up.



One day is One day!

You sounded well.


And I would have taken you seriously if only you maintained your real face instead of this fake makeup that made you even look like Gorimampa.


Anyway, no need to engage a classless lady.

Until I see one, I will know what to say.

liveyourlife007:
Na man wey no get money girls dey give attitude.
If you are rich they will worship you, not necessarily you but the money.

If I may ask you?


Have you ever talked to a random girl for the first time?


Have you ever chat a girl up for the first time?


Can you tell me their first impression with these meetings with them.


A woman will worship you when she has noticed that you are loaded subsequently not immediately, then she start becoming nice and friendly.


What I am talking about are first timers with their crazy attitude always trying not to feel cheap.


If you know.. You know.

Why is it that a lot of ladies think that the world revolves around their bumbum and make-up face.


I don't get it?🤷



Always portraying archaic attitudes at every disposition. Do they think when they mention block, men will fall and prostrate and start begging not to be blocked?


At the end of the day, it is still the guy that will fund your two months' breakfast, lunch, and dinner and still give you money for makeup and wig.


It is only a woman who has substance and has what men needs (intellect, career, homely, good character, good personal hygiene etc.) that will use the world block, maybe men will start panicking and begging


Please ladies you guys can do better, this is becoming outdated!

onuman:
So long as the name Anya is Igbo; Rabiu Kwankwaso will be crying foul.
Kwankwaso insisted that an Igbo NPC chairman be sacked for insisting on credible census. Kwankwaso said the man had alcohol smell.

Even though I am an Igbo man


If they want to kill Anya...they should go on.


Nigeria Justices all of them are evil menace to the society.

Tinubu has favoured his family


Others are on the pipeline to receive theirs.



I will fight economy...Shettima will fight insecurity.

fadilaMaikiriki:
I'm not playing.

The one you gave me nko?

Malik

fadilaMaikiriki:
I know myself and how I am. It's my body so I know.

Dey play

fadilaMaikiriki:
No, I don't have that. I'm sweet, clean, clear and free from infection. This farting uncontrollably happens whenever I take milk.

How did you know that you are sweet?


If I may ask?

Treat infection first and thank me later.

Ineptitude, nepotism, and corruption.


It happened in some African countries while terrorists were killing them like hens.


The brave ones took over and changed the course of their survival.


Imagine a G.O.C living in a mansion worth billions in Maitaima Abuja.


He has never been on the front line. Every time he keeps embezzling money meant for wars and recruiting mediocre who are not passionate about defending the country all in the name of nepotism.


The good ones are not been promoted to motivate others on the need to be hardworking because no godfatherism on their CV.


As long as there is no massive change of wind to alter the cause of their destiny, they will continue dying like rats.

I don't have issues


Tinubu learnt from Buhari.


Let them enjoy

Mumu....


keep lying...if tomorrow UN or US states start persecuting you or denied you entering because of your inconsistency, you start shouting racism


Tinubu i know is 81 Years...so how old are you?


Does it mean it is only YOU AND TINUBU were the greatest men alive?


Where is the pictures? since you claimed to belong to a club


Oh i remember no photographs that year and all are lies

El rufai boys on rampage

AmancalledGod:
Please I'm in the same umbrella with you, I also need a job please if anybody could help me i will really appreciate that, I'm a graduate of industrial chemistry. No work for me, I'm really dieing in silent

Where is your location?

Just like what NwaAmaikpe has said


Very soon Reno Omokiri will tell us what he had with Drug Baron that is making him tweak so much.


Just like how Dokubu anuus has been on steady collection at Aso rock that is making him to be frequenting Aso rock that he won't let go.


Fear these politicians at your peril!


I would rather sleep with Mama Ramotu at Orile bridge than to shag my fellow man not to talk more of a politician.

TemplarLandry:
The repulsive Hellu Pee scavengers at work again.

They're bent on shoving their lying-machine messiah down our throats.

They will eventually be the undoing of Hoe B.

They believe their online brigandage can yield them favorable results.

I diss them with “Gra Gra” by Timaya. Great jam!

50 million naijeriya yoot

gideonvalor98:
Werey person...mugu. have you heard yoruba terrorist before? Foolish set of people try to call everything 'tribalism' does it make sense someone in search of his daily bread be kidnapped by those monsters your environment created due to bad parenting and societal neglect by the Southeast people?
How many times have you heard your people as many as in their HUNDREDS OF THOUSAND in southwest have been kidnapped by yoruba people before - even thugs?
Instead of you people to talk sense into your heads and make amendments to your SINKING GENERATION, y'all will be shouting TRIBALISM!
God save you people the guy didn't die in your custody. By now, you will have know wetin una eye see for election na dress rehearsal.
WASTED AND MOST USELESS TRIBE... WASTED GENERATION! YOUR REGION AND TRIBE TAKE LEAD AND RANKED HIGHEST IN EVERYTHING BAD AND EVIL IN THIS COUNTRY. NONSENSE!

Mkpi....chest beating.. if you see war...you go stand. idiiiooootaaaa!

you think Igbos are some tribe you can bully...we are fearless...that's why we faced the dreaded Fulani herdsmen and withstand the Fulanis during the civil war.

What you guys knows how to do best is to rant...and be shouting Omo


come out let me tear you into pieces and cannibalize your filty head.


You are shouting tribe, was it not your kin that shouted they killed him because he is Yoruba. what hell does it mean?

Must you guys introduce your useless tribal rants...How many of my people has been killed by this monstrous gangs that was fueled by Buhari's incompetency


Are you not seeing my Monika.... you see that I condemned what ever mission they are into


Instead of your tribalistic kins to condemned, you introduce tribal colorations into it...


Move out of here Anumanu...I am not the cause of your trekking this morning. Ogbomosho man feeling Lagosian.

Mugus!



All you guys do is to breath on tribalism


This is the source of your living all day.


This is why they played tribal during election instead of voting for who will restore and deal with those that has steal the common wealth


Fuel will be 1000k starting from November... Una go trek and suffer tire.


Tinubu till 2032! Insha Allah!

I would only wish that my girlfriend proposal will favour me and my family

Mumu and useless Governor



Let me celebrate Peter Obi my incoming President with this winnings

I celebrate Peter Obi my incoming President with this winnings too