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May those guys who wrecked the country favour me and my family!

I was reading your post and laughing until I got to 14)...I burst into laughing....who picks his nose and licks


Well seeing your post reminds me of one popular girl on Nairaland #Siofra that knows how to incite or ignite reactions, she is good at turning nairaland guys on.....well...maybe she does it for fun or she is completely a retard narcissist ....whatever suits her



So based on your write-up...even a madman will not even get 5/18...or is like your dirty boyfriend from God knows where does it...or he is a caveman.


Men are the cleanest species on earth...Go and verify.


The only two things I do, and which everyone does including you is.. 6, 7


6. When the food is almost finished...instead of wasting the plate...you can choose to eat from the pot sharp sharp.


7. Not every time you come back from work...that you will have strength... Sometimes you might be tempted to drop your ties and suits on the cushion just to eat fast fruits or nuts to regain strength and remove thereafter.


So please delete this rubbish ... Truly people dey ooh this planet

To date, Oyibo girls are not easy, especially the toxic ones that have been in multiple relationships


To serve the devil in his chambers will be much easier and cool compared with these ladies.



But one thing you can take to the bank is if they love you...they will move mountains for you.



Penelope nwa mama indeed!

How much is Visa to birdland?

Manna...come and see real business owners


Not distrupting the public space with noise pollution and clout.


Audio Griller

Chicken wings

WantsandMore:
You're right man. No vex...some of us juvenile too dey overdo sometimes.

Better for you


No dey put mouth where your power no fit reach



Allow matured men to do their things in their own unique ways.


I be your Papa from now henceforth... If you need some wonderful lyrics and OT...feel free to contact me but it must come with a fee for stressing the hell out of me



Have a good day

WantsandMore:
lol. Stop being soy, I'm sorry if you feel offended though...lol

But you never told me your A games or have you chickened out, or maybe you have forgotten easily how to get ladies to your bed and tidy as many as you can based on your assumed pro status.


If you didn't say anything reasonably... I will assume you are a juvenile seeking attention.

WantsandMore:
Yeah you could be a pua but that's just depressing

Go and sit down Mr Man


Do I need a magic techniques to woo a lady...


Is for amateurs and those new adolescents guys that are learning how to woo a lady.


Nevertheless, have a nice day.

WantsandMore:
things that wouldn't mk a woman do what she did to you. Lol

You are the amateur here brother.


For you not to say anything...i understand... Well I don't need to brag here because of woman, because is of no need...ask of my escapades...my friends will tell you better...no be chyxx..I go kolobi your girlfriend join if you have any

WantsandMore:
check yourself...your game ain't as tight as you imagined. Improve.

So what are they things that makes game tight?

jeromestarks:
How did u end it with the girl?
Did you fvck her?

Ameebo



I did not....because I was not ready to lose someone close to me just because of fuvkk.


Had it been it clicked earlier on...maybe I won't have got to know the new girl.


That's life

Ladies are fond of that...i don't know why?


I have tried to study, learn and understand what do cause it but to no avail



During my school days....A girl in my lodge refused to date me but always get upset if any lady visits me to the extent that we had to quarrel bitterly one day


Funny girls

tabaralph:
Your mouth and hands will send you to where you belongs very soon, you think your handle is hidden right?….continue.

Sharrap!

This is what president Tinubu is passing through

DestinyNigga:
We for come chop pounded yam with egusi soup for ur house.

DodadaKoKigbe:
NOTHING like marine spirits. Your education was a complete waste!

No.


Nobody knows it all....that you haven't seen it...does not make you think it does not exist.


In life...I don't claim everything because I don't know it all.



I am not sure you are from the Igbo tribe...we Igbo's knows about the efficacy of marine world.


I don't need to start telling you about real-life events of marine spirits or how prominent people encountered marine spirits.


What ever you don't know...pls keep quiet and listen.


This is a real life teaching, people will not teach you.

I remembered one picnic we had during our university days


We belonged to an association of village indigenes.

We normally have our meetings every Wednesday at the school campus



At the end of the year...we decided to throw up a big party...we choose to visit a very popular river in the east. We took pots, bag of rice, drinks, packs of indomie noodles, pack of chicken and fish


We set out carrying two 14 seater buses...


We arrived and started our games...After cooking and eating...we decided to swim...everyone rushed to the river.


There was this pretty babe...very beautiful that I quickly bonded with immediately ...we started swimming together...I was at the river bank because I don't know how to swim. Before you know we entangled ourselves in love... because people were around...she had to move further..


She was swimming inside the river...deeper and deeper... She beckoned on me to join her...


One spirit was telling me to join her and satisfy my appetite... another spirit was telling me...dude, use your sense ooo...if anything should happen... This pretty girl will not rescue you ooo....my fear senses came back...I told her to come over to the river bank...I can't swim..she was still telling me to come...I just minded my business and did not lose focus.. I was just swimming and playing alone


When it was time to go...we came out and dress up...


I thank God but at the same time I felt bad I did not enjoy all the benefits of the picnic because man was really hot.



I know say marine spirits to dey use beautiful girls


Well.....I am alive today talking to you guys, it would have been a different thing.



That's the end.

The same way Police said Mc Oluomo is just joking about threatening a whole tribe

Igbos travel all over the world. They are in North, South, East and all over the country.



In fact they are more educated than the rest of the tribe


Words on marble!

Foolish man!


Did Buhari set Forth at Dawn?



What evil has Buhari not done to Nigerians for the past 8 yrs


Why haven't you call him out


You are calling Obasanjo that was under the command of Northern military Oligarchy led by Maj. Yakubu Gowon


What do you expect him to do



Pls shift one side....stop swerving around and come out with full chest


Foolish man!


People are going through hell...See the nonsense shambolic election Buhari conducted...Yet Foolish man will not condemn it


Foolish man!

She has run away from palm oil rice to steady stomach infrastructure


If you know you know


You will fear Buharí''s government



I commend you sister...is not easy

Buhari na monkey!



Legacy my fuv@king arse

See how someone lost a good man because of pride.



When I look at our young married ladies doing strong heads because of Westernization



I used to feel sorry for them....it is only when you lose that marriage you will see the real meaning of hell on earth



You think you are beautiful to attract another Mr prince Charming


The person that will come will even be the one that will scatter your life beyond repair



A word is enough! Use your head not your silly mind games brain.


No man will want to die young again...give peace, commitment, and endurance.. above all...Love. You will see you married a perfect man.

.gracias!

This one is a Homo erectusis



Look at his face



For him to use the word "nude" tapes is disgusting


A real man will say this manchi wants to release my naked pictures.


And moreover how your naked picture take reach him/her hands

Good!



That movie should be banned outwardly!



You can't embarrass the real owners of Lagos and go scot-free



Every Yorubanza demonsss should go back to his state of aborigines not claiming Lagos including the ones that have denied their ancestry like Iragbaji, Ondo and the rest just because their states weren't developed by intelligent Nigerian elites


I have not heard someone saying leave Oyo or Ekiti, Ogun, Ondo, and Osun for us...



Please comrades what happened to those states and why are they not paying special attention to the states like the way they are paying special attachment on Lagos


Or is it because it is been presently developed by red mud huts everywhere?

As you lick Buhari APC nyash finish


Not even one delegate was sent to you

wahalawahala:
wtf! you need serious help. 🙄

Why do I need serious help?....maybe you are the one that needs the help since you have not explored it.

Or maybe you can go to China and tell them they need serious help by consuming live cockroaches, live octopus, live maggots, live green and yellow snakes, and others


Whatever you researched and believe works for you.