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Romance › Re: I Can't Continue Being A Virgin!!! by timijoseph01(m): 9:45am On Dec 30, 2014
Pray n Fast for 3days... Ask God wht to do..
Hehehe..
Celebrities › Re: Lightening Strike Kills A Pregnant Woman And 3 Relations On A Beach by timijoseph01(m): 9:42am On Dec 30, 2014
Blood of God... RIP..!!
Family › Re: Bride Price; What Purpose? Who Benefits? by timijoseph01(m): 8:05am On Dec 30, 2014
aisha2:
Some women dont change their surnames.
Some things were culture like killing twins women not inheriting from their fathers but these things have changed and are changing
bt u knw bride price has started even in BC.. It av tayed,, lol.. Itz nt lik a culture is som part of a couyntry.. It z done 2ru out d world
Politics › Re: My Day Boko Haram Visited; My Tearful Near Death Experience by timijoseph01(m): 7:58am On Dec 30, 2014
I dnt even knw wht to comment... RIP little baby..!!
Family › Re: Bride Price; What Purpose? Who Benefits? by timijoseph01(m): 7:36am On Dec 30, 2014
Itz a tradition... Letz us jst do it,,, 4 God sake itz jst one per Marriage..
By the way, the bride is changing her Surname,, dey are givin her out.. Dnt u think itz worth it..??
Som parents can actually go any lengh to av a male child,, for sake of name nt dyin dwn..
Politics › Re: Dear Nairalanders Have You Collected Your "Pvc" by timijoseph01(m): 7:28am On Dec 30, 2014
Better dnt go to that area..
Most pple think Election is done Online..
Masses out there are d ones voting,, not noise makers on Net or NL..
Christianity Etc › Re: I'm Worried Of My Sister's Spirituality. by timijoseph01(m): 7:24am On Dec 30, 2014
Do u attend C&S or Celestial..huh If YES,, then call your pastors, or sum1 in charge in ur church..
I av a female friend in school who goes to same type of church n does same thing,, whenever she starts we jst put a call 2 her mum,, then she speak som stuff, n will be alright..
I think they call them ''Alore'' or sontin lik dat..
Ur sis case may be diff tho
Romance › Re: I Met Her 2 Weeks Ago And She Want me To Give Her Money by timijoseph01(m): 9:24pm On Dec 29, 2014
2weeks n Sex is already involved...huh
Wht is happenin to youth dis days..huh
Do u watch Nollywood movies at all..huh I mean all dos Deadly beings amogst ladies in dis 20th century
Politics › Re: Things That Will Bring Undeniable Change To Nigeria In 2015 by timijoseph01(m): 9:08pm On Dec 29, 2014
politricks:
I like your write up except of course the part where you begged for likes.
hmmmm... 1like 4 dis
Politics › Re: Things That Will Bring Undeniable Change To Nigeria In 2015 by timijoseph01(m): 8:32pm On Dec 29, 2014
All this to happen in jst a year 2015... U think ruling a Country is same as managing ur Family..??
4rm outside,, those things are easy said than Done.. It z when u hold a political position u knw dia z more to it..
LIKE if u think Op knw nothing about Politics n Government...!!
Phones › Re: Using Mtn Bb Plan To Browse On Android Phone by timijoseph01(m): 3:06pm On Dec 29, 2014
I think u should state ur phone mode l...
Romance › Re: Can You Sleep With Your Brother/sister In The Same Room? by timijoseph01(m): 1:09pm On Dec 29, 2014
omololu2020:
guy forget.I am yoruba n my elder sista do sleep in my room once in a while wen she visit me.my younger sista do sleep on my bed a lot..but I lov sleepin alone sha,cos I lov sleepin naked
i bet u didnt read d part i wrote ''This is not about U or
ur Sis.. Itz about Parents..''
Politics › Re: Jonathan Achievements In The Past Six Years by timijoseph01(m): 12:42pm On Dec 29, 2014
enoqueen:
When Jonathan was a deputy governor, calamity befall Alamesiagha, when he was vice president, calamity befall Yar'adua, and now he is the president of nigeria, a lot of calamity are befallen nigeria.
100,000 of nigerians are now refugees in their own country, over 13,000 have died in the hands of boko haram, fuel from 65 to 97, import duty is now times two, NEPA tariff going high, dana air crash, Agagu plane crash, Yakowa and Azazi crash, Dambaba Suntai crash, two military helicopter crash, super eagle defending champion zero, corruption, impunity, political thugs in d highest level.
To mention but few. Jonathan is a calamity which any nation should pray against.... Beware!!!
u mean he his responsible for all dos tooo....
This post belong to d jokes section
Romance › Re: Can You Sleep With Your Brother/sister In The Same Room? by timijoseph01(m):
NnamdiN:
I got you perfectly and that's why I'm shocked coz parents where I come from don't see it as anything and no conditions whatsoever are required to sleep on the same bed with a sibling.(irrespective of the gender)
Typical yoruba parents thinks same... N im sure some if nt all 4rm whr u com 4rm will think in same direction..
Aldou,, personality differs
Romance › Re: Can You Sleep With Your Brother/sister In The Same Room? by timijoseph01(m): 11:58am On Dec 29, 2014
Prexxy1:
my brothers are grown up
hmmm... Mothers are vry sensitive to issues lik this.. Itz 4 ur own gud anyway
Romance › Re: Can You Sleep With Your Brother/sister In The Same Room? by timijoseph01(m): 11:57am On Dec 29, 2014
NnamdiN:
you for real? Siblings? Same mama same papa shocked
As long as I'm at home, my only sister doesn't sleep anywhere but my room.

I dey read some shocking comments here o. Like some people can be tempted to "touch" their own flesh and blood? If my sis were as sexy as nicki minaj and I see her nakeed, it wudnt raise a vein for phuck's sake she's a sister cool
U dnt get ma point.... This is not about U or ur Sis.. Itz about Parents..
A typical yoruba parent wnt allow such... N if the will,, under som conditions wich i stated ealier..
U get me nw..huh
Romance › Re: Can You Sleep With Your Brother/sister In The Same Room? by timijoseph01(m): 11:22am On Dec 29, 2014
1st thing... Sharing same Room is Diff 4rm sharing same Bed..
Yeah.. A bro n sis can share same Room under only 2 conditions
i) both are still very much young (applies to bed sharing too)
ii) for a very few days if both are 18+ (for privacy reasons).. NO for bed sharing..
Based on Yoruba norm tho
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid “in My Bed” Is A Total Faliure -ETCETERA by timijoseph01(m): 12:44am On Dec 29, 2014
Hmmmm.... U may be right.. But u 4got nigerians dnt care
Politics › Re: Mob Stoned Gombe Governor Over Campaign For Jonathan by timijoseph01(m): 12:37am On Dec 29, 2014
size38:
This means that majority of nigerians are not really impressed with GEJ's administration.
too soon too judge..
Jokes Etc › Re: How An Average Girl Looks Like With And Without Makeup (Photos) by timijoseph01(m): 12:30am On Dec 29, 2014
IAmBhijay:
Lmfao.........

This is why I luv 2 take any babe out swimming on our first date.
u don decode dem b dat
Romance › Re: He Broke Up With Me Because Of SEX by timijoseph01(m): 11:52pm On Dec 28, 2014
alexdellafonte:
Love? undecided
Like seriously there is no such thing as love @ first sight, or falling in love. Rather you grow in love, and two weeks isn't enough to love some one, its lust or infatuation.
u are wrong..
Yeah.. It may not be *love* while u meet sum1 for d 1st time.. Bt d chemistry starts d moment u depart,, thereby falling in love.. Seeing d person 4 d 2nd time enhances this
Car Talk › Re: American Cars, What Is So Wrong With Them? by timijoseph01(m): 11:16pm On Dec 28, 2014
Frm little i knw... They got high cost of maintainace
Politics › Re: Is Apc's Osibanjo Contesting For Governor Of Lagos? by timijoseph01(m): 11:04pm On Dec 28, 2014
saaedlee:
Keep wondering nd doubting till he becomes the Vice President of Nigeria.

One sentence; Don't Be CLUELESS !
u still avnt ans op's question..
Or u mean.. *...... till he visit all cities in nigeria*
Romance › Re: Who Cares More About The partner's Look?, Ladies Or Guys by timijoseph01(m): 10:54pm On Dec 28, 2014
voodoo85:
grow some balls first to fight with me u skinny teenager
hehehe.. Dat pic cn be deceiving..
Anyway.. Gud 9t ☻
Romance › Re: Who Cares More About The partner's Look?, Ladies Or Guys by timijoseph01(m): 10:39pm On Dec 28, 2014
voodoo85:
plus god wont help u muahuahuahau
na fight...?? Na pray i pray na
Romance › Re: Who Cares More About The partner's Look?, Ladies Or Guys by timijoseph01(m): 10:33pm On Dec 28, 2014
voodoo85:
hahahahha cheesy jst talked about this today at work. i said girls r looking for handsome partner because of natural instinct. they want their children would look better and healthy
Today @work..?? Today z sunday.. U a female.. Hmmm.. God help us
Politics › Re: 2015 ELECTION: INEC Releases List Of Ten Presidential Candidates by timijoseph01(m): 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2014
CoCoLav:
The presidential election is between the first two parties, the rest are just wasting their time and I'm sure they know it.

Nigeria operates two party system of government in reality and multiparty on paper.
i dnt think they do... How will dey jst fell lik waisting dia cash n time..??
Politics › Re: 2015 ELECTION: INEC Releases List Of Ten Presidential Candidates by timijoseph01(m): 10:00pm On Dec 28, 2014
When it is very clear 2015 is either for GEJ or GMB..huh
Why are the remaining 8 waisting their time n money.?? I dnt knw dia names (talkless of recognising dem)..
Nd same want to be d president of Nigeria..??
Have they got common sense..huh Or is there sumtin i dnt knw about..huh
Any1 reason in same direction as mie...??
Romance › Re: Who Cares More About The partner's Look?, Ladies Or Guys by timijoseph01(m): 9:46pm On Dec 28, 2014
OnyeIbo:
why do I have the feeling that you are a cheap attention seeker?
got one already. .. still counting grin
Romance › Re: Who Cares More About The partner's Look?, Ladies Or Guys by timijoseph01(m): 9:35pm On Dec 28, 2014
ShakurM:
Guys ooo! I talk am, explain Tinubu n his wife if you think otherwise cry
okay.. Wht of Taiye Taiwo n his wife...
Heheheh
Romance › Re: Who Cares More About The partner's Look?, Ladies Or Guys by timijoseph01(m): 9:26pm On Dec 28, 2014
I dnt think he cares.. N neither do i
NB: no nid askin me.. Yeah im gay

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