Let's roll on this Engineering Group chat.. 08035934740. All Engineering!!!

Pls can someone create a whatsapp group for civil engineering?

Greetings my people. This is tim jones, got admitted to civil engr. I welcome everybody to this thread.. this thread is not a means to sabotage our other admission thread but to help us all move forward. Congratulations to all my Mates who have been admitted and those who are still waiting on the second list, we'll continue to pray for U all.. Even our DE brothers and Sisters as they await their Status. There have been questions, abt name change, middle name missing for o level and birth certs, etc. So since they screening date is not yet scheduled I think it will benefit Us to get Everything ready for that day. Our senior colleagues should also help us as they have witnessed it firsthand. Here is a little I have generated.. Please if u know better Please Kindly share so we all can avoid getting our clearance delayed or worse, admission terminated.. So let's get this documents ready
a. Certificates/ Statements of result

b. Birth Certificate/Declaration of Age

c. Acceptance Letter

d. Guarantor’s Letter

e. Affidavit of Good Conduct

f. Affidavit of Non-Membership of
Secret Cults

g. JAMB & UNIBEN offer of
Provisional Admission slips

(Please note that affidavits sworn
in any Court of Law in Nigeria are
acceptable)

list the textbooks so we can choose the ones to buy

Thıs ıs to ınform all students who wrote dırect entry examınatıon for futmınna that the admıssıon lıst ıs out.. All you need ıs your name reg number and one of yours name to check yours.. I wısh us all success.

Lots of People have been taking advantage of the rate of unemployment in Nigeria to abuse the means of placing adverts. If you take time to be observant when walking around on your neighborhood or on the streets, you will come to terms with me that some people and their adverts are just fraud,scam or whatever you may call it. When I first came to Lagos for my Industrial training at a construction company in Apapa, I had an experience with these people. We were put on hold by the Federal government because of some financial constraints so I decided to get myself busy with something because staying at home doing nothing sucks. I saw one advert saying 'vacancy vacancy for supervisors, corper & IT students.. so I called them and during the call they fixed a date for my interview. On that faithful day I wore my best cloth, believe me when I tell you i looked sweet. So i went to their office at Oshodi hoping for something huge.. lo and behold it was GNLD and their wahala. they started preaching to me how going to school is a big waste of time,how dangote a dropout became the richest man in Africa, that their philosophy is "becoming your own boss". I was furious and devastated. The guy told us a story of how he now earns about one million every week, but I tell you his shoes were all torn in pieces. That once I pay and register with 8000 Naira with his name that i am now a millionaire if i can get my friends to do the same. Sh.i.t!!!!. I nearly embarrassed the guy. The question is.. why disguise their adverts? why tell Us that they are this while they are that!! it is better to tell me that your company needs a sales representative or that you are from GNLD, then if am interested I will come..please If you need a teacher make it clear!. if you need a marketer make it clear!! if you a need a cleaner just make sh*t furkin clear!!! not being a fraud, that is why I call these adverts a scam..

TRY ME..

I still cant understand why they cancelled that TRAVELER and THE FIRM..24 too

the most funny post ever.... .. Is he 12 yrs old?

HHHHHMMMMMMMMM... PROF. WOLE SAID ......BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.................. BE A LADY BEFORE BEING A FIRST LADY. THEN I WAS HOPING FOR MRS PATIENCE SAID .......BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.................... EMBARRASSMENT HAS BECOME SOYINKA WOLE PROF. WITH HIS DIET AGAINST US cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy BUT INSTEAD I SAW ...Wife of the President, MRS PATIENCE, ON FRIDAY TOOK ON the Nobel Laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka, for attributing the crisis in the Rivers State House of Assembly to her.

In a statement by her spokesman, Ayo Osinlu, the President’s wife said Soyinka betrayed the moral duty that expected him.. Abi She no want give Us another of Her JUICE? Or She cant express herself anymore?

HHHHHMMMMMMMMM... PROF. WOLE SAID ......BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.................. BE A LADY BEFORE BEING A FIRST LADY. THEN I WAS HOPING FOR MRS PATIENCE SAID .......BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.................... EMBARRASSMENT HAS BECOME SOYINKA WALE PROF. WITH HIS DIET AGAINST US BUT INSTEAD I SAW ...Wife of the President, MRS PATIENCE, ON FRIDAY TOOK ON the Nobel Laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka, for attributing the crisis in the Rivers State House of Assembly to her.

In a statement by her spokesman, Ayo Osinlu, the President’s wife said Soyinka betrayed the moral duty that expected him.. Abi She no want give Us another of Her JUICE? Or She cant express herself anymore?

hello my fellow civil engr DE aspirants... the whatsapp group chat has been created.. the Number is 08035934740.. Tim Jones.. my 2GO username is Tim4jones.. BBM PIN is 220DCD1E..HAS THE DATE BEEN FIXED?.. I believe all of us know that after filling the form online, u will need to take the print out to jamb office for ur first choice school..

A@ omomuzo and papi.. Drop ur contacts let's get real for CIVIL ENGINEERING DE.. Pls Omamuzo wat will Happen On 3rd July.. Mine is 08035934740 tim jones..

Hello dear Precious Ify.. The strike doesn't affect your Clearance or getting of result.. Non teaching Staff handle that and the last time I checked in my school they were still sitting... Check your school.. They should be working. @preciousify

I applied for civil engr tru de. Someone help me.. Where do their question come.. General studies,chemistry or wat?

I was fooled today.. A female friend of mine called and said her people called saying her mum is critically ill,that she should come back from school and she doesn't have enough airtime to call them back,that I should help her out... gushh.. I sent 400 naira airtime.. lo and behold she called back laughing and shouting April fool.. I didn't saw that one coming.....

wow.. dat is costly oh.. pls try another one.. English teaching would be a preference.. but thanks for trying

are these countries? you must be kidding me

B. sc not M.sc @ bigfat...

hello my man.. what of engineering courses... specifically civil engineering...

nice one man

Gud day friends. Yesterday was a day to remember for all those who were at the Experience Lagos Live. Tafawa Belewa Square. Praises and Worships were at a whole new different Level.

A crippled walked and hundreds of thousands of Lives were Blessed. The artists were; Timi Dakolo, The Sowetos. Sammy Okposo. Wale Adenuga. Deitrick Haddon and Don Moen. Am sorry I can't remember all their names.

Even General Yakuabu Gowon was there. The President gave a Speech and the anthem was recited. Share your Experiences at the Experience Lagos. Which musician's performance wowed U? To me Don Moen and Deitrick Haddon's will I keep Reminiscing for years to come. Praises and Worships like never before. May God be Praise forever.

Crippled Lady walked


Michelle Willaims


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pics > http://theexperiencelagos.com/te12blog/

Human beings and their f**lish mentality. Let the most righteous of u cast the first stone. Who among U both christians,muslim and atheist can swear u've not sometimes done reckless things over and over. Most of u have s*x almost everyday. U're worst than infidels. Some of U have even done tons Ab*rtions,still u still have d nerve and conscience to criticise and judge someone who have respect for humanity at least admitting dat the foetus is His and still allowing them to be born. As most guys would leave d lady at a crossroad of denial,death threat and termination of the baby To be a celebrity is not easy as Sluts that call themselves Ladies will always happily open their legs. And why is it that Guys are to blame when ever a lady takes in. I bet u both are seriously to be blame. If U hate my comment, go knock for elevator. Critics.

I left my ogbonge okro soup open at night and went to urinate... I came back some minutes and started world warIII.. Was enjoying the soup till i sttarted chewing one huge prawn.. Lo abd behold it was a coakcroach... All my siblings bought a special plate,spoon and cup for me... Lol

1ndidi2:



Really? There not they!

Roll not role

I am not I'm

And I am a girl

Nice one princess!

pleep: A chick that does better than me in school is fine.. they are everywhere.

But a chick that is smarter than me in every sense of the word. I would hate that.

O boy! Chick dat does better dan u in skul full everwhere? Na im be say u be d dummiest dummy that have ever graced our planet earth.

Fools,fashola meant go back to ur villages.. He didn't mean go back to ur states. All of dem beggars wey been de claim say na them own lagos ke,sorry for una o!. Who know u say u be Lagosian? Or Abi Lagos govt de recognize or even pay u? Oh oh oh now I know una problem. Una de find person who una go blame for being .touts abi?. U de vex catch grenade joor........

NCC wetin? Shoo? So na now una sabi una work ke? Mu.mu people. So I no go fit win plane again? Find my soui mate nko? Nonsenc.e. As de go give me N600 still no go gree make O use am.

seanet01: Ibos do you hear wetin Fash don said? If this law is not something you feel comfortable about please go back to your gully erosion ravaged biafra. There is no room for nonsense in Lagos. Am i clear?

.. Fulish Boy.. Him say go back to ur states? Illiteracy is rampaging ur lineage.. I no blame for U..

MERIT List of FEDERAL POLYTECHNIC NEKEDE is out... First choice and second choice candidates.. Inside the school premises @ old Administration block.. Here is the statistics.. (Department=Number of students admitted. First choice,second choice).. AE=4,2.. CE=30,3.. CS=22,8.. LT=1.. ACC=23,4.. BF=35,3.. BAM=7,17.. ECONS=9,3.. PA=12,14.. OTM=2.. MAC=60,14.. ARCH=3,1.. BT=5.. Estate=3.. URP=3.. Fisheries=1.. Sch-tech=None,29.. Library=None,17.. MECH ENGR=None,3.. QS=4.. EE=14.. Come to the school and check ur name.. There are rumoured departmental cut off marks.. Civil=280,EE=280,MECH=290.. Sci-tech=290.. P.A=280.. Library sci=240..... You can drop Ur name and jamb Reg. I'll check it when I can... Still from me. TIM JONES.. Congrats to U all in Advance..