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Interviewer: what is 1 + 1. My Response: the addition of 1 to 1 or summation of 1 to 1. Reason: the interviewer didn't ask for the result. of 1+1. MY OPINION

My christmas is to have a great job before this year ends

thatsincerechic:
The following week came and i had five papers to write. There was no time for any other thing because on each day, I had a paper to write. So i devoted my time fully for reading, I read before any paper and continued reading for the next paper. I was reading cramming and jotting. I read all through the day and all through the night except for some 3 hours sleep during at night.
"this second semester is the deal mehn"
I said standing up to go and pour cold water on my head that Wednesdays afternoon. I needed to boost my CGPA, I needed to scale that fence. I realised that none of my course mates from my reading group had called so i guessed they were all doing what I was doing. Reading and reading.
The last day of the week for my last paper of the semester had come.
I was fully prepared for that day and I knew the course that I was going to write inside out, in fact it was my best. The lecturer was not my favourite though, in fact I never liked him. I wanted to shame him, I wanted him to eat his words for calling us 'blanks' and he particularly made reference to the girls.
"stupid foolish pot-bellied monkey lecturer" I said as I remembered that day.
I didn't leave the house for the venue, on time though.. The examination was supposed to start by 2pm but I got to the venue by 1:30pm because I was reading back at Amaka's place and when I finally got to the venue, I didn't talk much, I was using phrases to communicate because I didn't want to forget anything that I had crammed.
"Mehn.. This ***215 na me and you today ooo" I kept saying to myself only for me to see that people had gathered around the notice board at the venue and were murmuring. I got close enough and saw that the examination had been postponed indefinitely
"rubbish" I muttered
I didn't say another word until I took a bike and went straight to Amaka's place.
The following day being a Saturday was a cool day for me..
The last paper had been postponed indefinitely so it probably meant it would be one of the last papers to be written in the faculty so i decided I was going to have fun, I wasn't expecting any visitor neither was I going to visit any 2go guy because I had deleted my 2go app, and constantly rejected calls from any of my toasters. The kind of fun I was planning to have was to eat, sleep, eat and sleep till the next day but during the day I found myself playing scrabble with two of Amaka's neighbours. Chuks called, he wanted me to come around to his place and prepare vegetable soup for him but I politely said No and continued playing scrabble. By this time I was leading in the scrabble game and I became joyful but my joy was cut short when Amaka came in, called me aside and told me her boyfriend was coming to spend the night at her place and if I would be kind enough to go spend the night somewhere else....

"This ***215 na me and you today ooo": 200 level and we are already on page 35, means 400 level, we will be talking of page 70. When the CD comes out alert me. WALK OUT...

Pheals:
When she got old.... she go regret

na the breast dey confuse ya english so

Even Jesus Christ was criticized, you don't expect everybody to support, agree or like your story. If you like continue, everybody has a story. As for me o, I don't think ANDY is a bad guy, the guy try. E nor easy to stay with opposite sex for months with no string attached.

Whatever you do, just remember the world does not revolve around you. Don't always expect things to work in your favour. MY ONE CENT...

Epic

U mean 4 bead op, ash for that matter with a red rope I guess. The girl in question is from maiduguri, the NoRTH. Hmmmmmmmm haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. She should be fair in complexion. Mehnnnn u don jammmm

rawglobalnewss:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/buhari-to-launch-lagos-police-patrol-choppers/

I saw two yesterday disturbing my area. E be like say the person wey dey drive dey learn work after all hold up nor dey

Lennycool:
http://naijaaid..co.id/2015/11/9-most-dangerous-jobs-in-nigeria.html?m=0

if u say arm robbery, why didn't u add prostitution n yahoo

So why host MI, is it because they are brothers in height

abdulkayus:
What is so on point in that thrash that she wore?
What is bad is bad, no sugar coating.
That gown is too small nah. Haba, someone can easily peep into her undies

what I meant was that the gown is ok compare to what some wear these days. Moreover she is in school, compare to what some wear to church.

That dressing is so on point compare to what most of our sisters wear these days

honeydear:
Okay

hi morin, longest time

Op may be right, wen u think of ibo boys, business sense comes to mind. When you think of hausa man beggar/politician/force comes to mind. When u think of a benin girl, Italy comes to mind. You hardly go wrong with your prediction. So yoruba boys n their infidelity issue is synonymous... MY POINT MY OPINION...

fourlake4:
Lol. A phone that charges another phone. If I buy this my friends won't let me rest "chairman make I quickly charge small na" "hafa I fit pug my phone to your own"

chairman n fourlake. Okay, dey leak ur secret small small

When you have finish answering their questions, when will you now have time to ask urs.

amicable09:
Hahahahaha... I've been trying hard to waka jeje without pouring sand for OP garri and all the other claimers of testimony but I can't help but stop by and say it as it should be.

First, OP receiving his offer letter this week by faith didn't tell us he has been applying for jobs and have gone for some interviews and he sees the green light flashing in his direction therefore he is calling forth speedily his 'job' to manifest this week.
Second, all the others claiming testimony if you haven't applied anywhere even GNLD will not see your mobile number to invite you for job briefing let alone you getting a miracle job this week!

Let's stop these testimonies that are not complete we share and deceive others who are gullible. I believe in miracles but God isn't a magician. We see people come out in church to testify of breakthrough, you hear them say finally on Friday I got a call and I've been awarded a contract of 25 million but they never told the congregation that they have been writing proposals since the beginning of the year and have submitted them at different companies, we only get to hear the part where they suddenly hit it big! It doesn't work like that, I repeat!

OP, tell them of job openings so they can apply like you and call forth stuff rightly... This is what the bible calls pray amiss. When Jesus needed to feed the thousands who had been listening to him he had to get physical fish and bread, no matter how small, he blessed it and broke it, then it multiplied. The multitude were fed to their full and there was remnants still. Let's understand kingdom principles and apply them rightly.

OP, if you have watered the soil, if you have cast your bread upon the waters then this week, your faith will speak, faith works! It is an action word!

try as much as possible to summarize ur write up by faith. If you were ask to write a comprehension of 450 words it will be a problem but look here.

For crying out loud, why should a girl dump you

Op one word for this " Step Daughter's Boyfriend" abeg

Itsmissdammy:
Olosho with no class... Mushin/Idi-Oro package....

unlike you

Pastor pastor, the man that was confirmed dead yesterday is awake. Wowww can hear that. Somebory screammmmm

I build a company and employ u all by faith

Ok, I BEG u all to stop. Does that make me a Beggar OP. Sometimes condition dey force person do the "undo-able"

hotnsexy4christ:
Chai , chineke, see english ., please kindly improve on your written english.

chai see picture, kindly improve ur picture quality

Nice story, this is an example of "Only share your story, when u'v made it"

NinaTohBadt:
END TIME C-CAUTION

sorry is dat ur nipple. Ur DP

mommysgirl:
I don't even know what to say

hi, ur pix look like someone who will love **** well. If true hit me especially if u lag

Your write-up is bias. There are something's graduate are not meant to do , like fighting over one street girl with a "schooless" guy. MY POINT, MY OPINION...

donphilopus:
According to an fb friend, he said his (Audu's) PA has confirmed to him that Audu is alive.

an what