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Car Talk / Re: Top 12 Pennywise-pound-foolish Car Practices by timmyudemba: 11:46pm On Aug 24, 2013 |
[quote author=tunsmann][/quote]pls a gv a sister some crdt,allow her 2 spk,y wud she want 2 lie,or do u knw her personally?its a free world,let her spk so she cud learn more |
Car Talk / Re: Top 12 Pennywise-pound-foolish Car Practices by timmyudemba: 11:44pm On Aug 24, 2013 |
Tnx a lot 4 dis info,it sure helps,well I ve been using a nissan maxima 4 abt 5yrs nw,and since I got it d engine check lite has neva gone off,my mechanic says it means nothing,does it really mean nothing. |
Family / Re: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by timmyudemba: 11:15am On Jun 27, 2013 |
I rememeber wen I came last in school,I jst I rolled ova d ground gave my self injuries got home and told dem I was knocked down by a bus and d driver ran away,I was taken 2 d hospital,wen I was given d 3rd injection I was forced 2 confess dat nothing happend cos d injection ll continue for anoda one week,hehehehehe |
Science/Technology / Re: Pictures Of A Made In Nigeria Helicopter by timmyudemba: 10:42am On Jun 27, 2013 |
Even if naija dey catch fire I no dey enta,I go use leg,by d tym dis one enta air na crashing straight |
Nairaland / General / Re: A Tanker Fell At Brown Road, Aguda Surulere by timmyudemba: 5:17pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
Really,I live on brown road,now that's great trafik right from bode thomas |
Family / Re: Man In Search Of Ghost Finds Girlfriend Sleeping With Son by timmyudemba: 12:44pm On May 24, 2013 |
GooseBaba: The only problem here is that she slept with the son of her boyfriend. At 16 I was looking to bang a 25 to 30 yr old so no big deal. The age of consent in naija is 21, and we see every day how 30 to 50 yr olds are busy enjoying fresh vegetables of girls 16 to 20..the problem with this case is the stupid chick shining a father and son's rod from the same honey pot.. Tufiakwa!!!!I actually tot 18 is d age 4 sexual wah eva,dnt tink its 21,and besides dat,we dnt hv a vry effective law 2 bk up,so anytin happens in naija |
Nairaland / General / Re: Couple Sleep-Off While Driving On Eko Hotel Road In Victoria Island by timmyudemba: 9:37am On May 24, 2013 |
Jakumo: Carbon-monoxide poisoning from a silencer leak in their car, especially while stuck in traffic, would indeed put all occupants into a deep slumber that could lead to a comatose state, followed by death, if they are not removed from the source of the exhaust leak and given oxygen quickly.. Exactly,d first car is a prado jeep,whyl d oda is likely 2 b a honda sedan vehicle,infact d information is wrong |
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do You Throw Dirt Through The Car Window by timmyudemba: 2:10pm On May 23, 2013 |
We all learnt it,and it ll b almst imposible 2 eradicate,excpt proper measures re taken |
Car Talk / Re: New Frsc Driver's License by timmyudemba: 6:01pm On May 22, 2013 |
Mine was'nt so stressful,I did it at ojodu wit jst 3150,bt am yet 2 get d card,wat I still use is d paper since 2011,and I renew evry 5months,stressfull tho |
Religion / Re: Prophet Drowns At Baptism Pool by timmyudemba: 7:03pm On May 18, 2013 |
God knw's better |
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Pastor Sign Fireman's Wedding by timmyudemba: 6:17pm On May 18, 2013 |
Okija_juju: Na wah o!!dis nigger lives in my area and am still dead suprised till date of his over nyt wealth,well |
Politics / Re: Will NTA Ever Improve Their Pictures? by timmyudemba: 2:30pm On May 18, 2013 |
mikeansy:. Obviously d air port is under construction,gvn it a new good look,y cnt NTA go under its own construction and look new!!! Alst they both run by d govt... |
Politics / Re: Will NTA Ever Improve Their Pictures? by timmyudemba: 2:21pm On May 18, 2013 |
Am sory 2 disapoint u,cyril stober can neva b absent,I guess dat guy did his IT(industrial training) at NTA and started worknig der all his life,hmmmm,many years,no young,good looking,vibrant person,just some dull unalive human,,gosh nta u can neva reach to me 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Best Blackberry Data Plan In Nigeria: Which Network? by timmyudemba: 1:31pm On May 18, 2013 |
ndizzle: Mtn is the best when it comes to data bundle and also Der BBC is the cheapest @ 1k.its still unlimited as far as am concerned cos I broadcast it as hotspot from my HTC salsa to my lapy n my roomy bb n lapy.. Finally I guess ur right,mtn dey try,bt baba u no suppose list ur gadget 4 us nau |
Car Talk / Re: FRSC - Items You Must Have In Your Vehicle Always by timmyudemba: 11:16am On May 16, 2013 |
jeffizy:. Yeah u can drv wat eva,bt hw long did u drv d car wit d flat tire,highest 1hr |
Car Talk / Re: FRSC - Items You Must Have In Your Vehicle Always by timmyudemba: 11:12am On May 16, 2013 |
Wit d comments am seeing I agree wit d fact dat most ppl here dnt hv cars,they talk carelessy,wat do u mean by running on flat tire,dnt u knw it is 4 a period of tym.u say water is nt neccesary dats because u ve neva drvn a car 4 long distance or beta still neva drvn at all,tink abeg b4 u talk,no jst vomit trash 4rm ur mouths |
Car Talk / Re: FRSC - Items You Must Have In Your Vehicle Always by timmyudemba: 11:04am On May 16, 2013 |
Yeah d issue of water,my vehicle was overheating close 2 marina,in my search 4 water gentle men on d high way visited me 2 render help wit guns and stick |
Politics / Re: Will NTA Ever Improve Their Pictures? by timmyudemba: 10:56am On May 16, 2013 |
Anytin that concerns d govt is neva looked afta,so am not suprised at nta and there backwardness in this recent century |
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