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Christianity EtcRe: Difference Between The Rapture And The Second Coming by timojerry: 12:33pm On Dec 03, 2017
missjane:
Absolutely wrong teaching @ OP.. this has been a long standing misunderstanding in the body of Christ..we should tell every saint to prepare for the great tribulation not the rapture..the rapture is the second coming of Christ which the Bible says that ALL EYES (including the pagans) WILL SEE HIM AND THE SAINTS WILL BE TRANSFORMED INSTANTLY TO MEET HIM IN THE SKY. The tribulation is aimed at making believer denounce Christ n not the unbelievers...

Many Christians will lament n blame their GO for not helping them prepare in time about this tribulation..while expecting Rapture ..the book of revelation throws more light on this topic..
No sis, all eyes would see Him but those that believe in Him would be transformed. The whole world would know that the rapture has taken place because all news outlet would carry it. Please read and understand the Bible well. How can you say we should prepare for the great tribulation? Ayam not understanding. The Bible is what you can read and understand. How can rapture be the second coming. Then when he comes after the great tribulation for the millenial reign, what would you call it? Where in Revelation was the rapture termed the second coming.
Christianity EtcRe: Difference Between The Rapture And The Second Coming by timojerry: 12:25pm On Dec 03, 2017
Lexusgs430:
The day one dies, they face their rapture...... If anyone thinks a collection of people would be ascending...... I blame Nollywood.......
He 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

1Thess 4:16-17 16For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a loud command, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God, and the dead in Christ will be the first to rise. 17After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever.

From your quote bro, i'm assuming you are a Christian. Why not search the scriptures and know what it says. Don't feign ignorance. God bless
Christianity EtcRe: Difference Between The Rapture And The Second Coming by timojerry: 12:12pm On Dec 03, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
So-called "Signs of the End time" in the book of Mark 13 which OP and many Christians are always talking about are either too vague or redundant or signs right now actually point to the opposite. Let's examine them, shall we?

1. Many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am he,’ and will deceive many.

The problem with the above "sign" is that there's absolutely NO Messiah that's claimed to be "he" and gathered massive following at least not recently

2. Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom.

Not only is the above "sign" totally redundant since there's always been "nation/kingdom against nation/kingdom" even in the time of Jesus but also objective signs point to the fact that the world is actually getting MORE PEACEFUL and historians say this period is the most peaceful humanity has ever been

3. There will be earthquakes in various places, and famines.

This is also redundant cuz earthquakes has been happening since time immemorial before and after Jesus, also this civilisation and enlightenment combined with humanitarian aids has ensured the devastation wrought by earthquakes are now more manageable than ever; also, Jesus also seemed not to be aware of Earthquakes happening on other planets; Famine? that's also redundant cuz The most terrible famines in history are past famines with the most recent being the North Korea famine which happened in 1994

4. Brother will betray brother to death, and a father his child. Children will rebel against their parents and have them put to death.

This is also redundant as it has always been happening even before Jesus reportedly said they're signs of endtime


as we can see, these verses are redundant or vague

CC Interesting15, Endtimegist
Op, you are entitled to say your opinion but what you have said isn't true. They ain't vague. Look at what is happening ad you will know that these signs are coming to pass. The op that posted said, if you have questions, ask and it will be answered.

I just wonder why people can't believe in God. It's just believing that He is. It's not hard, is it?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by timojerry: 11:24pm On Dec 01, 2017
Just wanted to know if banks have a preference for WAEC than NECO. Read online somewhere that banks prefer the former. Don't know if I'm wrong. Can anyone help throw more light?
PhonesRe: Check Out Glounfairadvantage In Pictures by timojerry: 2:11pm On Nov 26, 2017
I made the decision to choose glo just last week despite the complaints on nairaland. Men I wished I had stayed with my MTN jejely. To upload a 3mb pics on Facebook, I fit go toilet come back and I mean that literally
PhonesRe: Check Out Glounfairadvantage In Pictures by timojerry: 2:09pm On Nov 26, 2017
Boldwinner:
incredible!

4G at 1000?!


And I'm here struggling with airtel's slow network at 1.5G for 1k and downloads at 200kbps

I feel cheated. sad
Bro, stay with your network o. Quoting you sef na wahala with their Network
EducationRe: Rape Victim Set To Graduate From North Caroline State University (Photo) by timojerry: 11:01am On Nov 24, 2017
Phaneroo:
So you went to a party and ended up drunk and a guy helped you to shower.. where were your female friends.... sorry ma no sentiment from me.. even a baby could predict what would happen from the beginning.
The truth is that even if a man sees a woman's unclothedness (which ain't right though), as long as she has said NO, it means NO. If the dude ran a bath for her, it doesn't give him the right to sleep with her.
CelebritiesRe: Fan Trolls Kunle Remi, Adesua Etomi’s Ex For Losing Her To Banky W, He Reacts by timojerry: 7:50am On Nov 24, 2017
Elnino4ladies:
The union will not last. the marriage will surely crashed
Haha, how can you wish them that. Wish others what you wish for yourself
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by timojerry: 12:18pm On Nov 17, 2017
With respect to the person that had excess time, a guy had same issue with his. They just told him to submit. I guess it might just be a glitch.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by timojerry: 12:16pm On Nov 17, 2017
In general, test was ok. Not hard. Glory to God. Had more of meaning of words for mine than numericals. The numericals were not numericals just normal x+y stuff though could be tricky. No SJT. Trusting God to perfect the rest
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by timojerry: 12:10pm On Nov 17, 2017
sirnaked:
Thank you for your response but though that was not my question.

I really wanted to know if somebody has been scheduled to write in Lagos for stage 2 assessment next week yet?
Sorry, I quoted the wrong person. To answer your question, no I don't have an idea
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by timojerry: 12:07pm On Nov 17, 2017
ThoniaSlim:
As a graduate, if you do not know that 'staff' is a collective noun and can be used to describe a single person or group of people, then your education was a failure.
Savage
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by timojerry: 11:07am On Nov 17, 2017
sirnaked:
ANYBODY! pls answer ooo..
You shouldn't be disqualified. It isn't your fault. Push CV and union bank are only interested with your submitted answers right or wrong. So if you were lucky to have more time than others, that's uncommon favour from God. Just rest your mind wella
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by timojerry: 7:52am On Nov 17, 2017
Gent009:
Enter a bus going to along. Cross the bridge. Keep walking straight till u see 3c hub. The street opposite it is babatola drive. Locate no 5
Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by timojerry: 7:33am On Nov 17, 2017
CooKeed:
Yes. Coming from shoprite directlion, Once u get to Ikeja under bridge, cturn to your right as though going to oba akran. Cross to the other side and ask for new horizon.
Please is it close to computer village
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by timojerry: 7:31am On Nov 17, 2017
peacenaija:
please how do I get to no 5, babatola drive, off obafemi awolowo way Ikeja. I asked Lara.ng but it gave oba akran directions
Same question I asked, nobody has answered. Lara also gave me oba akran. I guess that's the place. Can someone please help us
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by timojerry: 8:10pm On Nov 16, 2017
Asour:
I had a similar challenge yesterday.
However mine was that after getting an invite for the 2nd test, I tried assessing the portal very late an was then denied assess.

As God may have it I replied them (From their invite mail) explaining my plight. As late as 12 in the morning /midnight I actually got a response which after hinting about my lateness in attending to their invite, graciously gave me a 2 mins window to access the portal.

You should try reaching out to them even if yours is a bit different.
I actually chose lagos. I just need directions from Egbeda. Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by timojerry: 6:40pm On Nov 16, 2017
Can anyone please help? I'll be coming from Egbeda. I can't seem to understand what madam Lara is saying. Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by timojerry: 12:02pm On Nov 16, 2017
RapportNaija:
Same with what you did online. Except no SJT.

20 minutes for 20 questions.

Any ID that shows your name and DOB.

To be frank, if you're smart and you passes the online test easily yourself, then this shouldn't be a problem.

Remember, only 10% of total applicants made it to this second test. If you made it, it's for a reason!

The administrator mentioned that only those that scores 70% will proceed to next stage. That means getting correctly 14 out of 20 questions!

It's achievable!
Thanks for your help bro. Please were they keen on the DOB
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by timojerry: 11:21am On Nov 16, 2017
Judgepelumi:
Mixed but I didn't see SJ there, just had the other 3
Please what kind of ID was required. Can I take that national ID paper slip that's not showing my DOB with me cos I think they might be looking at DOB. That's the id I have for now
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by timojerry: 7:44am On Nov 15, 2017
Please how do I get to the Lagos venue from Egbeda?
BusinessRe: Yaba Market Demolished By Lagos State Government (Photos) by timojerry: 5:59pm On Nov 11, 2017
I pity the people that lost thier spaces. May God provide for them. Ambode but why

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ecobank Nigeria Intensive Graduate Program 2017 by timojerry: 7:05am On Nov 11, 2017
GreatHercules:
It's like both of you will open your own thread o. @closerange & Jesusgirl92
Uncle, leave them na. They are reuniting. You don't know what it might lead to. Love happens in strange places you know. It keeps the thread lively bro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ecobank Nigeria Intensive Graduate Program 2017 by timojerry: 10:39pm On Nov 10, 2017
closerange:
Not at all, I was posted to Borno state, camped in nassarawa, redeployed to Delta state... So we no meet for camp...

Nd its isselle-ukwu not iseleuku, its a sister community to ogwashi-uku... All Igbo settlements in Delta state...
Jesusgirl92:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy..... I go fight u taya... U never see anything... Thanks for the good wishes... Wish you success in yours too... That's if you'd be taking too.
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ecobank Nigeria Intensive Graduate Program 2017 by timojerry: 9:15am On Nov 10, 2017
Perfect1989:
did he applied for the fast track?
Yes he did. Can he go for the test. Would they check his date of birth on his ID
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Union Bank 2018 Management Trainee Programme by timojerry: 9:14am On Nov 10, 2017
Is it possible to redo the test again. Time was against me or can I register with another email
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ecobank Nigeria Intensive Graduate Program 2017 by timojerry: 11:34pm On Nov 09, 2017
A friend of mine is 30 years but got an invite. Is he safe to go?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by timojerry: 8:02pm On Nov 08, 2017
I have the number that called me. Would it be ok to call the number or I send a mail instead?

Amakyzuu:
Try to reach their HR to get a feed back.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by timojerry: 4:59pm On Nov 07, 2017
Good day guys,

Please who knows how long it takes before FMN gets back to someone after interview. I did an interview sometimes in October and I've not heard from them since then. Please a response would be appropriated
CelebritiesRe: Ruth Adekola: Odunlade Adekola's Wife Celebrates Her Birthday With New Pictures by timojerry: 7:26pm On Nov 02, 2017
teresafaith:
What is he doing with this grandma?

Gush!! He has poor taste in women.

Upon the makeup she still no fine.

Modified

All you crazy lots down there quoting me and spewing trash can go and kiss jubril's ass or better still drop dead.
To see that you are a female still makes me shocked. Let's see if you will better her looks and natural beauty when you get to her age if Jesus tarries
CareerRe: Nigerian Employees: Note These Bodies Established For Your Cause by timojerry: 5:47pm On Oct 31, 2017
olu4life:
Dear Employees,

There are bodies established for your cause but 70% don't know of their existence. I, also was guilty till I was advised/forced to make use of them recently. Thereby using this platform to educate us. Wouldn't go in depth to my own matter but will state some basic causes I treated there.

The two major Parastatal/Agency I worked with are MINISTRY OF LABOUR AND PRODUCTIVITY and OFFICE OF THE PUBLIC DEFENDER (OPD).

These two (2) organisations are in existence for any breach of contract signed between you and your employer. Those who are majorly culprits are sub-standard companies (popularly known as One Man Company) and Firms managed by Asians (particularly Indians). Don't get me wrong, there are companies who fits into those terms that have a standardised structure.

Now what are the cases you can treat there?
1. Unlawful termination of contract/appointment (if you know, you are the defaulter, don't even dare press charges)
2. Non-Remittance of Pension/Tax: This is a very grave offence that employers fears cos it's a big crime to the Government. If it was stated in your appointment letter/salary breakdown that you are entitled to these and no form of remittance. Dear Employee, you have a very strong case with backing of the government. You will have to work with National Pension Commission (PENCOM), Federal Internal Revenue Service/Lagos State Internal Revenue alongside OPD and Ministry of Labour and Productivity. The only "but", is that this step is IRREVERSIBLE. Once you submit petition to Pencom and FIRS/LIRS, it is no longer a fight between you and your employer but rather between the Employer and The Government. And once this takes place, the Company is good as dead.
3. Non-Payment of Salaries/Entitlements: Under this category, I wonder why Employees let Employers get away with this. You are exempted if your contract letter states otherwise on this.
I see people forgo months of outstanding salaries, with the excuse they have moved on. I'm sorry, but that is a lie which you know. You just don't know how and where to handle it except the only option of begging your Ex-boss in which they barely yield. If your former employer decides to pay you off with a particular amount, that's quite OK and understandable. But if otherwise, press charges.

Now, some might be wondering the cost of hiring lawyers and stress if it's worth it at the long run. Glad to tell you this, THEIR SERVICES ARE FREE. You don't even need a lawyer. OPD for example renders their counsel, lawyers etc for FREE. Also Ministry tries as much as possible to sort it amicably with your former employer by setting up a meeting. This happens after you've written a petition to the State Controller. An officer is attached to your case who Sees to the rest.

All these points listed are very valid. Don't let any body frighten you. I would have been forgo my case but the said Employer never gave a response to my pleas and the outstanding amount was way too much to let go.

I won the case even without heading to court (which I was absolutely ready for).
Using this platform to thank Ministry of Labour and Productivity and Office of the Public Defender for a job well done. Both advised me accordingly.
Those kogi state government workers, can they use this service. How would you guys help them
Christianity EtcRe: The Dangers Of Divorce As A Christian by timojerry: 10:32am On Oct 29, 2017
What the op has said is very true and correct. God hates divorce. It is sickening that many people turn the word of God to suit them and claim that we are in the modern times. I'm not judging but God has said that He is the same yesterday today and forever. He changeth not, modern or old times.
For those asking if separation is biblical, it is people. You can separate from each other with consent pending when either party cones to believe God. If he does not, the Bible says you should report him to the church to see if the leaders can solve the problem. If after that he or she does not come to believe God, it says leave him or her to him or her self but do NOT remarry. Instead after separation, you can begin to care more for the things of God as Paul said in the Bible.

Remarrying means continuous living in sin. How can we say God forgive us for our sons yet we are in it, there's no grace for that. God will not answer the prayers because the prayers of sinners is an abomination to Him. People may say if domestic violence had existed during the times of Jesus, he might have added that as one of the reasons for divorce after adultery but people, God sees the end from the beginning, He must have known about domestic violence yet He chose to talk about only adultery.

Divorce isn't good. Do not remarry because of adultery and do not commit fornication while seeking God's face. After all Paul was single, cared for God and after everything he was able to say that he has fought the good fight and there was a crown waiting for him. He knew where he was going, how many of us can say that after our life on Earth.

I know it's easier to talk than to do. I'm not judging anyone because I know it's not easy but that's why God's grace is sufficient for us. Sex ain't food. Two minutes pleasure or for some who take enhancement two hours pleasure after that what else? Satisfaction? There are other things Paramount in life than that.

For the person that said can you forgive if your wife is slept with 70*7, well the scripture is clear about forgiveness. Forgive always. We do cruel things yet God forgives us then why is it hard to forgive. If he can forgive the woman who committed adultery ( we don't know how many men she slept with) why can't we forgive.

It has been said in Philippians 4 v 8

Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.

I'm not a judge,neither a pastor. I'm not righteous than anyone, yet the truth must be told. The Bible is clear. No means No. Divorce isn't good do as well as those using artificial insemination of other people's sperm to get children while still married.

Romans 1 v 21

Because, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish hearts were darkened.

Let us think on these things.

God bless you and have a nice week ahead

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