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Phones / Re: Remember Those Days When Making Calls And Looking At The Clock by Timoleon(m): 10:54am On Apr 22
Offpoint1:
We dey guide N100 card that time with maximum security untill 12:00am grin cheesy
Era wey free 10mb go carry you like 2 weeks, bois dey hustle free browsing cheatz upandan. Respect to Sefan and Waptrick. Heartbreak was when you get mind download something of 1mb and downloading failed at 96% grin grin 1mb was like 10gb grin

A wasted mb out of your meagre 10mb who born you well to sleep well? You dey guide 100naira waiting for midnight, you say make you flash person wey you wan call later make e dey ready d person pick am your credit turn to 98 naira immediately. Na sad night dey wait for you so.

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Education / Re: JAMB Sanctions Officials For Asking Female Student To Remove Her Hijab by Timoleon(m): 10:39am On Apr 22
Emu4life:

No, I won't. I believe in Freedom of Religion and I'm not a Bigot. Neither overzealous

Ok. So you can see that your reaction to that other person was uncalled for. You didn't understand his post yet you took posture for battle. Make we dey calm down.
Education / Re: JAMB Sanctions Officials For Asking Female Student To Remove Her Hijab by Timoleon(m): 10:31am On Apr 22
Emu4life:

No Centre forces anyone to wear Hijab. Provide the name if you know. Otherwise, STFU

It is a question. Would you accept it if an Islamic center decided to force candidates to wear hijab or not use their center?
Education / Re: JAMB Sanctions Officials For Asking Female Student To Remove Her Hijab by Timoleon(m): 10:29am On Apr 22
theophorus:
Oshey, so masquerade can come to write Jamb too.

This is Good.

If the masquerade do biometrics. He supposed write e jamb.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Coventry City Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (2-4) On Penalties On 21st April 2024 by Timoleon(m): 3:28pm On Apr 21
flexyrule:
How can anyone even think that Coventry would beat Man Utd?

No matter how bad the jungle gets, a lion can never eat grass.

ManUtd will get a comfortable win here.
lions eating grass is more coomon than you can imagine. Try googling abi youtube in your spare time.
Politics / Re: How Is Spraying Money A Crime? by Timoleon(m): 3:00pm On Apr 21
Efcc will arrest you because it is against Nigeria's laws

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Sports / Re: Breaking News: Emmanuel Amunike Has Been Appointed As The New Super Eagles Coac by Timoleon(m): 2:46pm On Apr 21
Welcome to the hot seat.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Coventry City Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (2-4) On Penalties On 21st April 2024 by Timoleon(m): 2:42pm On Apr 21
Emeskhalifa:
I don't know much about football Why does it seem
like man u always play all these small unpopular clubs? angry
Mancity, Chelsea Arsenal seem to be playing against big rival clubs but Man U always the smaller teams

You don't know much about football.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US To Withdraw From Niger As Security Pact Fails In Strategic Victory For Russia by Timoleon(m): 2:05pm On Apr 21
poseidon12:


They have no choice.
if they don't what will happen?
Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by Timoleon(m): 1:55pm On Apr 21
flexyrule:
Hope it's not 12k again?
22k
Crime / Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by Timoleon(m): 12:59pm On Apr 21
inoki247:
Lol why u no fit login to ur Mobile bank app and check your balance or USSD code....



I even prefer all this all this online bank to the normal bank cause at first once money enter you won't get any SMS but a Notification from the app then you can login to confirm your money immediately...


Bkuz they know they can't do the jargons with all this online bank that's why when your Wife gave dem Moniepoint they had to lie immediately that they can't see that as option...

I can't believe people can still be scammed with Fake alert in this Digital age....

This is not even a fake alert scam. They didn't receive any alert. Money that she did not see in her app, they gave away. Who does that?

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Crime / Re: British-Nigerian Man Jailed For 28 Years After Shooting Man Over £3.50 Drug Debt by Timoleon(m): 12:23pm On Apr 21
Another one: DJ Khaled!

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Crime / Re: How I Killed My Mother After Taking Sachet Alcohol – Suspect by Timoleon(m): 10:47am On Apr 21
onuman:

OP, how is he still a suspect after he has confessed to killing his mother?
only a court of competent jurisdiction can pronounce a mam guilty. He still has rights to withdraw his statements during trial and plead not guilty. Thereby giving the prosecution the responsibility of proving his culpability on the crime.
Crime / Re: How I Killed My Mother After Taking Sachet Alcohol – Suspect by Timoleon(m): 9:22am On Apr 21
Franzinni:
Entitlement... That things can cripple a man for life ... Many will never see their potential because of entitlement mentality... Here is a 65 year old with entitlement mentality... Crazy

Na one of the worst cases wey I don see be this. A 65, year old man quarrelling with his mother over her own farm. Big SHAME!

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Crime / Re: How I Killed My Mother After Taking Sachet Alcohol – Suspect by Timoleon(m): 9:16am On Apr 21
Why would a 65 year old man be quarrelling with his mother over inheritance? Shame nor catch am?

Meanwhile you both work on the farm already surely you must already be benefitting from it's proceeds. Why the need to be the 'owner' of something that already belongs to your family?


Abeg no be sachet alcohol be your problem. Greed, shamelessness and uselessness na issues wey u suppose deal with first.

Poor woman struggle raise bastard like you. Chai, God abeg o.

Now the farm you sought to inherit will not be yours. Instead you'll do hard labour on federal lands without reward for the rest of your life.


Rest in peace mama!

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Politics / Re: Ambush & Killing Of Six Soldiers In Sokoto Community. Army Seeks For Calm! by Timoleon(m): 6:59am On Apr 21
LMAO

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US To Withdraw From Niger As Security Pact Fails In Strategic Victory For Russia by Timoleon(m): 6:24am On Apr 21
Make I hear say USA withdraw.
Crime / Re: Reign Of Terror: Lagos Blackspots Where Hoodlums Rob, Assault Citizens In Broad by Timoleon(m): 9:32pm On Apr 20
Fred55:
Moday this week,my cousin driving uber was killed while vehicle was snatched, corpse in mortuary as I'm writing this with tears.
September 3 2o22,I was attacked at otedola breach by 8.30pm while trekking as a result of traffic, I fell down from that breach break my hand and leg,it was police that rushed me to emergency hospital nearby before the put my sim card on they phone and reach out to my people.i took me 4 month to recover,still ferking the pain till tomorrow.
I'm scared of life in Nigeria due to many ugly experiences I have encountered in Lagos.
I was rob and bike snatch in 2012 at berger.
My Samsung galaxy was snatch at opebi road ikeja 2018 around 6pm with huge crowds.
How many can we count? Security is zero to be honest o.
Come to my area at Akiode, you will know that nigeria is zero.

Na only you waka come?

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Crime / Re: Five-year-old Boy Dies After Falling From Fence In Lagos by Timoleon(m): 5:20pm On Apr 20
slaawomirr:


Damnnn niggar
That's my niggar
But I remember those days if we young children fall from fence or mango or guava tree
Na hand we dey break

Children nor dey die from falling

I thought of this too...I believe investigation will be made and the other kids will be questioned. But the minimum one can do now is say RIP to the kid.
Crime / Re: Five-year-old Boy Dies After Falling From Fence In Lagos by Timoleon(m): 2:42pm On Apr 20
As Slaawomirr would say, every day we wake, we are faced with a hundred ways to die.

Rest in peace little one. I believe you are in a better place now

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Celebrities / Re: Video Of Nicki DaBarbie Drünk And High Begging To Enter Skiibii's Home -Producer by Timoleon(m): 2:38pm On Apr 20
1000Capacity:
This is Colos. She smoked Colos
That drug should be banned.

It gives the effect of heightened danger. It makes you feel like you have escaped a big harm that could end your life.

Omo stay away from that drug. Don't smoke it abeg. Na me know wetin my eye see undecided

What do you mean the drug should be banned? Is it a legal drug?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S Vetoes Palestinian Bid For Recognition As Full U.N Member State by Timoleon(m): 4:30pm On Apr 19
pquaver:


How can u create a state led by hamas? R u thinking straight.. U for kukuma give part of borno to boko haram na.. Is as if the religion thing no dey let una think i swear


Find somebody else.
Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S Vetoes Palestinian Bid For Recognition As Full U.N Member State by Timoleon(m): 8:48am On Apr 19
Lifestone:

But Palestinians have rejected at 5 different occasions offers for Statehood. Beginning from 1948 when Israel was created, the State of Palestine was also proposed but was rejected by the Palestinians






































Find someone else.
Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S Vetoes Palestinian Bid For Recognition As Full U.N Member State by Timoleon(m): 5:03am On Apr 19
Know this and know peace. If your leader is in good terms with the USA and the west, he isn't leading in the interest of your country.

The same Israel was created through a UN declaration speedily backed by USA. Now Palestine cannot be a country of its own because one country says so.

They tell you that they want to spread democracy to you but one country keeps dictating to the world.

My post is not to Palestinians, we get our own problems for here. My post is to the few that still have hope in this country Nigeria. Only we by ourselves can be for us. No international body exists for our interest. They all exist to keep us in check.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atalanta Vs Liverpool: Europa League (0 - 1) On18th April 2024 by Timoleon(m): 8:53pm On Apr 18
Atalanta should expect baptism of fire in the second half.
Romance / Re: I'm Lost, She Is Pregnant. by Timoleon(m): 3:56pm On Apr 18
GreatAchiever1:

Even if his situation that warrant it came about as a result of his silly act. It's a foolish option and a wise man will never consider it.

You said abortion is never an option. When did it stop being an option?

By saying it is an option that should not be taken, you are making contradictory statements. Au re voir though. Enjoy your life.
Romance / Re: I'm Lost, She Is Pregnant. by Timoleon(m): 2:35pm On Apr 18
Barzinime:
So it's the child that wants to bring wealth to him?
Just look at this nonsense ideology! undecided


A very sad nonsense ideology.
Romance / Re: I'm Lost, She Is Pregnant. by Timoleon(m): 2:23pm On Apr 18
GreatAchiever1:


You are making no point. Have you heard of the word "consequence"

If you are not ready to have a child, why have sex. What were you expecting?
He should not abort the child, and yes it's a sin called murder. He should keep the child, maybe in the future, it will make him have sense and be more responsible.
Abortion is never an option.
when did abortion stop being an option?

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Switch: Police Apologises To DJ Switch, Media Outfits Over Misleading News by Timoleon(m): 10:31am On Apr 18
The Nigerian government is still desperate to incarcerate DJ Switch. Evil lot.

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Politics / Re: "Who Will Tell The President?" By Laolu Akande by Timoleon(m): 9:42am On Apr 18
Travel / Re: Japa: Navy Arrested 75 Nigerian Stowaways Hidden Under Rudder Of Cargo Ships by Timoleon(m): 9:13am On Apr 18
Airlohim:


And how do you know this? Are you God?? The way you people just jump into any topic and make decisive conclusions really suprises me. Look at this one pulling statistics right out of his ass as if he knows it all.

This doesn't require a soothsayer. Illegal immigrants will find it difficult to integrate and more often than not they constitute nuisance.

Without legitimate papers, getting work will be difficult, if you get, you'll be exploited cause you are unaccounted for. So making ends meet will often be difficult.

Many landlords won't rent to illegals.

Many neighborhoods will be suspicious of them so they'd often be in hiding.

The list is endless bro.

Now this is not to say that some don't retrace their paths and make something out of themselves legally. More often than not though, you'll find illegal immigrants doing illegal things to survive.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 4) Penalty On 17th April 2024 by Timoleon(m): 10:51pm On Apr 17
Madrid: Big name.

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