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HealthRe: Oluwadamilare Joseph Suffers Trichoepithelioma: Faces Cyber Bullying by Timoleon(m): 8:17am On Jul 21
Should we curse your god on behalf of this guy?
ipobarecriminals:
sad if u are healthy,,sleep/wake up well,enjoy 365 Miracle.STAND UP,DANCE and give God PRAISE
SportsRe: France Vs Morocco: World Cup 2026 Quarter Final (2 - 0) On 9th July 2026 by Timoleon(m): 11:23pm On Jul 09
Seunfretty:
Sometimes when I see mbappe I wonder what the people who compare him to Ronaldo De lima smokes ....like Kylian is not even close ...asides speed , he has not so much in his locker ..can't dribble in tight spaces....even always making mistakes when showing skills to evade opponent...not super potent in front of Goal...and people compare him to Ronaldo " the phenomenal"...how??
Don't mind them, they think because he has more career goals than Delima he us more potent in front of the goal kiss
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Is This Interview Invite Legit by Timoleon(m): 3:58am On Jul 09
SmartyPants:
Based on this particular profile, likelihood of this being shady is like 110%.

Even the scammers are getting dumber apparently.
1010%

That profile shilled for a different company name in the same address a year ago with the same format.
NYSCRe: Corper Doctor Wisdom Oghenetega Enakirerhi Dies After Seeking For A Sick Leave by Timoleon(m): 4:42pm On Jul 07
billyG:
Which kind yeye sick leave,just pack your bag and go...I blame gowan for this useless scheme.
the scheme did not kill him.
NYSCRe: Corper Doctor Wisdom Oghenetega Enakirerhi Dies After Seeking For A Sick Leave by Timoleon(m): 4:42pm On Jul 07
jaxxy:
I dont ask for permission if im sick and if i ask im not waiting for a response cos ur response is irrelevant to my next line of action, i will gladly dissappear and send u a doctors report. cool
E no pass like that.
NYSCRe: Corper Doctor Wisdom Oghenetega Enakirerhi Dies After Seeking For A Sick Leave by Timoleon(m): 4:41pm On Jul 07
Gotocourt:
Something wey you go waka go house. You don't need any aneeemal approval, just jazz out. Bounce, died for nothing.
Simple o. People leave their ppa all the time, not to now talk of for a medical emergency. If he took his health serious, he would not bother writing for leave. He would simply go home and come back with medical report.

on the other hand, he is serving in a medical facility, there definitely is another doctor to attend to him. Did he seek medical help there, what was the doctor's recommendation there?
SportsRe: England Vs DR Congo: World Cup 2026 Round Of 32 (2 - 1) On 1st July 2026 by Timoleon(m): 8:09pm On Jul 01
sweetjohn:
Dont be surprised France would be edge out by Paraguay. There is something you guys need to know no favourite to win World Cup have ever won it except Brasil. Last World Cup it was brasil and France nobody gave Aregentina chance but Argentina won it. 2020 World Cup nobody gave France change to win it, all eyes were in Brasil and Germany but France won it. In2014 the favourite was Argentina and Brasil and Belgium but Germany won it. In the 2010 it was Brasil and England but Spain won it for the first time. And so on. This year I think Brasil will win it bc they are not among the favourite to win it and that will make them relax. Any favourite team will be under a serious preasure that’s why they don’t normally win. Favourite this World Cup are Portugal and France and England. Let’s see how it goes but they are already under pressure.

SportsRe: Ismael Kone To Undergo Surgery After Horrific World Cup Tackle by Timoleon(m): 7:44am On Jun 20
Kalulu44:
Honestly to tell you the truth, I watch the match. That tackle looks normal, so surprised to see when they show the victim holding his leg and looking dismay.
I have seen much harder tackles that doesn't result to leg break. It's just unfortunate for him. I wish him quick recovery.
there was nothing horrific about the tackle. It is an unfortunate injury.
SportsRe: Ten Observations After Attending A World Cup Match In The US by Timoleon(m): 1:38am On Jun 15
7upnigeria:
You're an Obi supporter otherwise you should know that this world cup was approved even b4 DJ Trump became President of America.
Don't mind them. As if Donald Trump was president in 2018. undecided
SportsRe: Thomas Partey Denied Entry Into Canada, To Miss Opening Match by Timoleon(m): 8:09pm On Jun 12
essentialone:
there were not going to win the world cup anyway, so not a big deal.
I don't think football fans expect 48 winners, what's the point of 48 teams if fair representation will be denied?
SportsRe: FIFA President Defends Ticket Prices, Dismisses Referee US Entry Denial by Timoleon(m): 2:56pm On Jun 11
xristos:
Artan was denied entry to the US at Miami International Airport on Saturday over unspecified “vetting concerns,” US Customs and Border Protection said in a statement, without giving details of the concerns.
Where did you get your analogy? How much are being paid? I'd like to get some too.
SportsRe: FIFA President Defends Ticket Prices, Dismisses Referee US Entry Denial by Timoleon(m): 10:12am On Jun 11
Mattswaggz:
I gave you a simple analogy......is supporting terrorism online enough to prosecute him?.
You didn't provide the evidence he supports terrorism online. 'you gave me an analogy' is this the official position of the USA? Are you a paid propagandist?
SportsRe: FIFA President Defends Ticket Prices, Dismisses Referee US Entry Denial by Timoleon(m): 9:13am On Jun 11
WhiteIverson:
Why should they waste taxpayers money on someone like that when they can just send you back to your village
Ctrl i
SportsRe: FIFA President Defends Ticket Prices, Dismisses Referee US Entry Denial by Timoleon(m): 9:10am On Jun 11
Mattswaggz:
Wouldn't it cost time and resources to do the surveillance......this is the simpler way out.
Time and resources to stop a 'terrorist' is a good investment. This time and resources they have in abundance..per your claim, they have dirt on him, that means he's already under surveillance or did the dirt fall on their systems from the skies?
SportsRe: FIFA President Defends Ticket Prices, Dismisses Referee US Entry Denial by Timoleon(m): 9:01am On Jun 11
Mattswaggz:
The dirt might not be enough to prosecute him......someone supporting terrorism online wouldn't be enough to prosecute them for instance.
Lol... If he hasn't committed a crime, then there's no dirt. Pick a position. Are you saying the USA lacks the capability to surveil him for the one month tournament? Get your money. Do what you gotta do. Nothing do you.
SportsRe: FIFA President Defends Ticket Prices, Dismisses Referee US Entry Denial by Timoleon(m):
It can only make sense if you are getting paid for statements like this on this forum. If indeed there's dirt on him and USA has evidence, it will make more sense to allow him come to the USA, arrest him in the airport, charge him, present evidence to court and lock him away forever. But of course, this is just some propaganda you are pushing. I hope you are making money of it sha
Mattswaggz:
The US found some skeletons in the referee's cupboard just like I suspected earlier so everyone attacking them about that decision can now rest.

In the US, security is taken very seriously unlike here......they don't use emotions, sentiments or give a damn about what others will say when it comes to national security......if they found dirt on him no matter how small then it's understandable to stop him from entering their country.
FamilyRe: 8-month Pregnant Woman Drags Husband To Court, Seeks Divorce Over Alleged Neglec by Timoleon(m): 9:19pm On Jun 08
muyico:
Islam marriage
Sharial court supposed to handle dis case.


According to the petitioner, the marriage was contracted under Islamic law,
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Sharia law is a part of our judicial system.
PoliticsRe: A Vote For Obi Is A Vote For Tinubu - The Real APC Playbook by Timoleon(m): 5:41am On Jun 05
I like the fact that you are coming out to campaign against voter apathy. The last couple of years, obidients have spent so much time saying votes don't count in this country. Hopefully they can put their acts together and come out en mass to vote and actually stand by it. It is not enough to just be online clicking on polls. There is no polling unit on the internet.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Yesufu Shouting At NDC Party Leaders (Video) by Timoleon(m): 9:09am On Jun 04
Where is the shouting? They were in a meeting, she was speaking to multiple people without sound system hence the news to speak up.
AutosRe: Driver's Licence Plug by Timoleon(m): 8:11am On Jun 03
How much to renew?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Named Football's Most Valuable Club by Timoleon(m): 10:08am On May 30
Bluna:
Thank God you mentioned Forbes. There's no need for any further argument. This thread is also sourced from the same Forbes and BBC, and it is the latest list for 2026. Maybe you should write a petition letter to the Forbes grin

https://www.forbes.com/sites/justinteitelbaum/2026/05/29/the-worlds-most-valuable-soccer-teams-2026/
There's no time. Na you take them serious. Not me.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c362dzkl0w2o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Named Football's Most Valuable Club by Timoleon(m): 8:42am On May 30
APOPTOSIS:
Wetin my CLUB, Los Angeles FC dey do there?
Inter MIAMI even made the list....the GOAT Effect..
Pendu will be like FORBES has lost its credibility
It never had any. All these lists na still tools for propaganda na. We there it's spirits or politics or economics. Check the details below and compare to the file attached. 1 billion didn't make the list but 910 million did.

Everton ($930m, £692m) in 25th, Fulham ($920m, £685m) in 26th and Brighton ($910m, £678m) in 27th

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Named Football's Most Valuable Club by Timoleon(m): 8:38am On May 30
Bluna:
This is already the world's list. Except you want to compile your own list.
Everton ($930m, £692m) in 25th, Fulham ($920m, £685m) in 26th and Brighton ($910m, £678m) in 27th


Below is how much Al nassr is valued at by the same forbes. Is it really the world's list?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Named Football's Most Valuable Club by Timoleon(m): 8:34am On May 30
Angelfrost:
What lie?!

The revenue Madrid, Barcelona and United generate from their historic names alone surpasses what other clubs make from ticket sales.

Talk about ticket sales, tv rights, media coverage, brand sponsorship deals... Just name it!

The top 3 clubs make mad money every year.

They are truly and massively financially VALUABLE!
I wonder why y'all take these lists serious.
See the attachment below. Thus is according to the same Forbes. Somehow, 1 billion became less than 930 million.

Everton ($930m, £692m) in 25th, Fulham ($920m, £685m) in 26th and Brighton ($910m, £678m) in 27th

SportsRe: Kanyinsola Ajayi Becomes Nigeria's Fastest Man, Sets New World 100m Lead by Timoleon(m): 8:17am On May 30
ARISHEM:
This is national record. Not world record
It said world lead not world record.
Foreign AffairsRe: Man Opens Fire On Secret Service Checkpoint outside White House by Timoleon(m): 10:29am On May 24
Mattswaggz:
Staged!!!.....just say you're a Trump hater and we will understand.
who are these 'we'? Why do you think I owe them self explanation?
Foreign AffairsRe: Man Opens Fire On Secret Service Checkpoint outside White House by Timoleon(m): 6:40am On May 24
Mattswaggz:
Not too long ago a similar scenario happened and some people here were saying it was staged(I wonder how they think)......Now it has happened again.

Seems like there are some top dawgs that desperately need Trump out because these actions of theirs reeks of sheer desperation and frustration.....bad news for them though because he will use up his 4yrs to do what he promised to do when elected and the bunch of failures won't be able to stop him.
Lol...it is still staged...if it was that easy, we would be having governors being kidnapped in Nigeria daily. A single gun man opening fire at Us Secret service at a check point definitely has less than 0% chance of reaching the president. This is another false flag. Just recently, Donald Trump's manipulation of the stock market has been discovered but guess what will dominate the news now? An assassination attempt on the 'secret service' by a lone gunman.
FamilyRe: What's The Cost Of Getting A Divorce? by Timoleon(m): 11:32pm On May 21
Bro all this long talk just to get back to the same point? A one year seperation (desertion) is enough. How you prove your case is a different matter. Make una no dey argue just to win argument. My initial submission is that it does not require a mandatory 2 years seperation to file for divorce. I never mentioned anything about proving their case. Like I said, poor people are in igando magistrate court divorcing everyday, they are definitely not paying lawyers hundreds of thousands let alone millions. Not all lawyers are Hugh profile, yet the exists for everyone. You think a woman struggling with 3 kids and a jobless husband in a face me I face you house is going to be demanding #2million naira monthly from her husband in a divorce? Do you have any ideas how many Nigerians are on 100k or less salary? You think those people are excluded from divorce?
Look around you and be honest, where are you seeing men fighting for full custody? When you see children from divorced parents, 9 times out if 10, they are with their mothers.

Back to the detail though, I reiterate, a one year seperation (desertion) is enough to file for a divorce. The two year mandatory period clause is a period from wedding date where a divorce cannot be filed. Meaning a divorce cannot be filed within the first two years of a legal marriage. After that, a divorce can be filed if one or both parties abandon the marriage for a year. The interesting part is that a person can desert their own marriage and still be the one to file. This is one part you aren't even looking at. How they go on to prove their case in court is an entirely different subject.

Shalom
Onegai:
If your wife packs out, you have to prove with evidence that she was never planning on coming back. Like you told her to come back and she replied via writing "gerrarahia mehnnn!" and blocked you. Family told her to go home and she refused. Or the man refused all calls from his wife and her family, packed out, nobody saw him again and he never pays anything towards the kids.

If she went for omugwo and can prove it, even if she had intent to leave you, you can't use it. If she carries some items to her papa house and nothing more, they won't use it.
So when you file it, she will contest it.

See, Nigeria is hard nowadays. Some lawyers are being unscrupulous so they can file whatever they want, the Judge can ignore it, they know this but you don't, you have paid money and will find out in court and they will ask for more money. I've seen lawyer write after 3 months, call the husband a narcissist and accuse him of assaulting his 4 children and demanded N2million monthly upkeep. The lawyer knew it wouldn't fly but money needed to be made. I've seen oluwole certificate where the husband awarded himself full custody and they even had a clerk stamp it.
FamilyRe: What's The Cost Of Getting A Divorce? by Timoleon(m): 8:56pm On May 21
Matrimonial causes act section 15(2)
Onegai:
Brother, Nigeria's laws are online please go and check.

Customary court (Traditional Wedding dissolution) is not High Court (Registry Wedding dissolution).

A lot of Nigerians are doing higi-haga and faking certificate of divorce, they are always caught eventually.

If I am wrong, bring evidence and I and 2 lawyers here will offer you N20k each, if not you pay us N20k each. Deal?
FamilyRe: What's The Cost Of Getting A Divorce? by Timoleon(m):
It's not two years mandatory seperation, it's one. It's nowhere near a million, nowhere near a hundred thousand to file. Don't mis inform people. People who live in face me I face you get divorced too, if they had a million to spend they probably won't be having the marital issues leading to divorce.
Onegai:
Please calm down, can I send you information via email?

And offer counseling

Let us step back from the cliff.

Because Divorce is wonderful for lawyers looking for rent money.

2 years mandatory separation, if you want to file before then it will cost more.

N1million-N6million to file (yes, I am not joking, especially if you're in Lagos or Abuja). You will pay for extra like printing and any other documents lawyer needs.

File in High Court, she will be served a month later, she has 30 days to respond and your first court date will be 4 to 6 months after, just for Mentioning.

After that, another month or 2 for Conference (you and your wife will go before the Judge, no lawyers allowed to speak and mediate).

Then another month or 2 after for your trial.

Courts are backed up, so unless she responds back Uncontested, expect to spend 3 years on this matter, some people that got caught during Covid spent 10 years.

Even with no kids, you fit spend 2 years if clerks go on strike and since na high court, I dunno how backed up it will be with election tribunals next year (Political Aspirants pay more so their cases will be heard faster than your inconsequential marital issues, sorry undecided)

Are you fighting for custody? Add an additional year plus you'll pay extra for Child Welfare Officers for the mandatory house and school visit. You need to be financially buoyant because you have to pay Child Support or she can garnish your bank accounts

If you start dating, she can sue you for Adultery and sue your side chic for alienation. Upto N10million, another court case.

Court cases are open, so everyone in court that day (bloggers, other petitioners and anyone who just feels like attending) will be listening to you and her air your very dirty laundry in public. They can write about it too, mentioning your name. Not a crime.

Still interested? There's more o...


Oya please drink water, let's talk

Well over 50% of marriages are salvageable and in 5 years time you'll probably feel different.

But if we work on it now, and you give yourself to this process, in 5 years time, I pray I never see you again smiley

Please, let's talk
!
Car TalkRe: How Do You Save The Car? by Timoleon(m): 11:08am On May 20
It's even more cheaper to call four guys that will lift/push
Ybholy:
Tow it to safe position. It’s cheaper than repainting the car.

The car will lose some value in the course of any scratch or damage. Thanks
PoliticsRe: When A Returning Officer Says “Go To Court”, It Can Nullify The Election by Timoleon(m): 9:15am On May 15
WhizdomXX:
Over 1.5m educated youth corpers, security officials and election officials will be disenfranchised on election day, these are not diaspora voters, these are one of the country's most educated sect. There should be a bill allowing them to vote. NDC lawmakers should push for it.
Let's assume they voted. And the candidate you don't like wins. How do dey above these groups for people from electoral malpractice since majority of the are going to be involved in polling unit duties?

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