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Business / Re: 0.005%: CBN To Reintroduce Cybersecurity Levy On Electronic Transactions by Timoleon(m): 9:52am
anonimi:


If it worked on 20 million supposedly woke and smart Lagosians, to keep the Bourdillon bullion vans landlord in power since 1999, why change the formula now

Have dey been charging differently on transfers for people in Lagos?
Business / Re: 0.005%: CBN To Reintroduce Cybersecurity Levy On Electronic Transactions by Timoleon(m): 9:49am
FreeStuffsNG:
The fee has been reduced very very significantly from 0.5% to 0.005% (almost zero percent!) in order not to throw away the baby with the bath water and help FG deliver on the purpose meant for the fund.

0.005% on N100k (one hundred thousand naira) for example is a paltry N5 (five naira) and N50 charge on N1 million naira so it makes absolute sense, low and fair enough in my opinion. Most transactions of the poor range between N1k and N100k so the highest a poor person will pay as cybercrime fee is N5 and lowest is 5 kobo!

There's so much at risk so there must be deliberate effort to sustain the security architecture around this crime.

May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

Bro connect me. How much Dem dey pay una?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Isn't Anti-War. It’s Time To Debunk This Dangerous Myth (Video) by Timoleon(m): 10:03am On Sep 17
anyaekekehinde:
Can you see the beautiful narration just to deceive "simple minded" people, he almost started lol.

I so wish the Ukrainian war almost started and never did.
I also so wish the October 7 war almost started as well, and never did.

I will take a world where war almost started and never did, than a world where actually wars started.


Mehdi Hassan messed up on this one. I saw the video over a week ago and I was pissed at him. 'he tried to start..., he almost started... He approved a drone strike... He called Kim lil rocket man'. All of which did not start a war, all of which are actually incapable of starting a war.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bin Laden's Son, Hamza Presumed Dead, Discovered Alive, Commands Large Network by Timoleon(m): 7:19pm On Sep 14
Winnin009:


Lol. Thought as much. 🤡






























































































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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bin Laden's Son, Hamza Presumed Dead, Discovered Alive, Commands Large Network by Timoleon(m): 5:00pm On Sep 14
Winnin009:


Lol. Don’t flatter yourself. 😂😂😂😂😂
What you said makes no logical sense.
You couldn’t make it make sense if “sense” was shoved in your face.

I dare you to give a logical reason why Israel will attack their number one ally just to convince them to help them fight an enemy? Like that’s the most senseless conspiracy I’ve heard so far.

And America too, has no access to this information; so much so that they are supporting the individuals that carried out the biggest terror attack on their land.

Omo, tell me what’s America’s opinion on their ally carrying out the deadliest attack on their soil.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bin Laden's Son, Hamza Presumed Dead, Discovered Alive, Commands Large Network by Timoleon(m): 4:38pm On Sep 14
Winnin009:


So let me understand; Israel carried out the sept 11 against her biggest ally so that the ally in question will go fight Israel’s enemies for them?

So, what was America’s role in this? They just stood by and watched their ally kill thousands of their citizens.: why?

I’m trying to make sense of your statements because it defies logic.

If you paid me, I might put in efforts to enlighten you.
Crime / Re: Nurse Cuts Doctor's Manhood, Escapes Gang-Rape At Indian Hospital by Timoleon(m): 1:45pm On Sep 14
Nice one.

Any man who attempts to have forceful carnal knowledge of another person deserves castration.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bin Laden's Son, Hamza Presumed Dead, Discovered Alive, Commands Large Network by Timoleon(m): 12:56pm On Sep 14
Winnin009:


Prior to this instance, can you give another of such instance when Israel needed a misdirection?

September 11, 2001.

Netanyahu had been appealing to USA to attack Iraq and Iran for years. The Sept 11 attack ensured Iraq was invaded despite the fact that no Iraqi was involved in the attack. Worse, many independent researchers have submitted that Israel carried out the attack.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bin Laden's Son, Hamza Presumed Dead, Discovered Alive, Commands Large Network by Timoleon(m): 12:38pm On Sep 14
mu2sa2:
The same hamza bin Ladan CIA announced with fanfare in 2019 they killed. This is pure propaganda to justify another western conspiracy to unleash violence on the Muslims of Afghanistan. Since they cannot attack missile super power Iran directly or through proxy isreal, these violence merchants have twisted the narrative by saying hamza bin Ladan has moved from Iran to Afghanistan. Lies, propaganda and mischief before another round of mass slaughter of innocent muslims by people claiming to be Christians!

Everytime Israel needs a misdirection, am alqaeda/isis story comes up. You have been observant.

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Politics / Re: Civilization Whose Names Were Changed In The Course Of World History by Timoleon(m): 5:21pm On Sep 13
Throwback:


You say Egypt was never conquered yet it was ruled by the Greek Ptolemy dynasty?

Egypt was never conquered, yet its inhabitants have changed from all sorts to the current Arab inhabitants?

Just point him in the right direction. No one knows it all.

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Politics / Re: Civilization Whose Names Were Changed In The Course Of World History by Timoleon(m): 5:20pm On Sep 13
DevilsEqual:
cheesy

This is one of the reasons why i respect Egypt, Ethipia, Syria and Greece. They've managed to maintain the name and the territory from then to now

Egypt was never conquered at any point despite threatning expansive wars from Greece and Mongollia

Shame on Babylon and Assyria that werent strong enough to resist those world powers

The territories once occupied by Assyria and Babylonia are part of modern-day Iraq, Syria, Turkey, and Iran.
Alexandria is named after Alexandra the great. The Arabs also conquered Egypt. Egypt was also colonized by the British.

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Crime / Re: Man Arrested After Burying Body Of Dead Teenager In His Room by Timoleon(m): 12:30pm On Sep 13
ActiveFarms:
Every time, Ejigbo, smh

Ejigbo, ijegun, ikotun. Na dis hundeyin dey run am. Always one bad news in that axis. P.M express used to enjoy plenty of bad news from that area too.

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Travel / Re: 5-Year-Old Girl Died, 4 Others Seriously Injured In Anambra Auto Crash by Timoleon(m): 7:01pm On Sep 11
free2ryhme:


Stop selling by the roadside Nigerians will never listen. Now see what has happened
go back and check there even now, people will still be selling at the same spot. Nigerians no dey hear word.
Health / Re: "My Cousin Who Was Fit & Healthy Now Slowly Dying" - Dr From Long Island USA by Timoleon(m): 11:35am On Sep 11
Ibime:


Well the failure here is in governance from Seun

His moderators dey fall hand well well, sending a lot of nonsense to front page

I agree with you.
Health / Re: "My Cousin Who Was Fit & Healthy Now Slowly Dying" - Dr From Long Island USA by Timoleon(m): 10:37am On Sep 11
Ibime:
Anyone who click on that nutjobs account will know he is not a Doctor but a mental patient

Most nairaland people don't try to verify information they receive at all. That person is definitely not a doctor. Looking through the page you know you can't take the person serious.
Health / Re: "My Cousin Who Was Fit & Healthy Now Slowly Dying" - Dr From Long Island USA by Timoleon(m): 10:33am On Sep 11
goslowgoslow:

You people will just believe whatever anybody posted and star trolling the government.
The story is shady, no good explanation as to what happened. If true do you know if the vaccine was contaminated or expired?

Nairaland readers are often very irrational. Majority of them believe any and every bs.

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Health / Re: "My Cousin Who Was Fit & Healthy Now Slowly Dying" - Dr From Long Island USA by Timoleon(m): 10:27am On Sep 11
emperor4love:
so many died from it even som of position nd top men in big sector which we heard the news after newly taking de vaccine

People died yes. Were there any conclusive evidence that the vaccine killed them? Or during those periods did people who didn't take the vaccines stop dying?

Most international sports persons had to take the vaccines, how many have died? At least this is easily verifiable. How many international sports persons have died due to the vaccines? Because they were some of the first sets of people to take the vaccines.

A lot of Nigerians took the vaccines even here in Nigeria. How many of them have died because of the vaccines?



By the way, go and check the author's Twitter account see the person's content yourself and decide if 1. that person is truly a doctor, 2. That person's word is truly worth taking at face value.


https://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/how-many-premier-league-players-are-vaccinated/bltb91b4b10e95b5f6a

In that article it says (at the time) 92% of premier league player and staff had take at least 1, 2 or 3 dose of vaccination. How many of them have. Fallen to the vaccines?

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Health / Re: "My Cousin Who Was Fit & Healthy Now Slowly Dying" - Dr From Long Island USA by Timoleon(m): 9:55am On Sep 11
I don't believe it.

Millions of people took that vaccine. There should be more than one case of this. In fact there should be a pandemic of this.
Religion / Re: We Have Never Used NAFDAC’s Name To Deceive Nigerians – Prophet Fufeyin by Timoleon(m): 2:14pm On Sep 09
musicwriter:


All the churches doing it are known. They're registered with the CAC, so they're not in hiding
can you prove that every church is registere

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Religion / Re: We Have Never Used NAFDAC’s Name To Deceive Nigerians – Prophet Fufeyin by Timoleon(m): 11:30am On Sep 09
musicwriter:
I consider this a persecution because he's not the only so called man of God involved in the scam

Just like catching one armed robber or paedophile or someone driving without a license and saying it's persecution because he is not the only one doing it in the country. Make it make sense.

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Politics / Re: Y Do Some Nigerians Here Wish Other Nigerians Evil 4 No Reason? by Timoleon(m): 8:07am On Sep 09
Because they live a miserable existence, they hope if others are in equal or worse misery, they can feel better about themselves.
Crime / Re: Drug Addict Son Reportedly Hacked Mother To Death In Delta by Timoleon(m): 7:56am On Sep 09
Imagine a 'reputable' newspaper can't even get dates right. Dear punch, Saturday wasn't the 6th of September. The blogger of death just does copy and paste up and down.

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Family / Re: British Couple Plan To Die In Double ‘suicide Capsule’ At Swiss Clinic by Timoleon(m): 5:49pm On Sep 08
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Religion / Re: Dumped in KiriKiri Prison! Mysteriously Set Free By The GOD OF CHOSEN . by Timoleon(m): 9:30am On Sep 08
Mysteriously dumped in by who?

Discharged and acquitted of what crime? Did the judge or god of chosen pay up his debt? Does the god of chosen hate the woman who had to suffer 80k debt because of this man?

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Religion / Re: Top 10 Countries With The Highest Number Of Churches 2024 by Timoleon(m): 9:27am On Sep 08
elvisco10:
You writing rubbish..I hv bn leaving in Vatican 4yrs now..bro dis pure lie.u misleading people. U seat dwn nd write what u don't kwn...only 3 churches re here @ Vatican...how cm u listen italy again.OP dis article is misleading

Everything about the article is bs.
Religion / Re: Top 10 Countries With The Highest Number Of Churches 2024 by Timoleon(m): 9:26am On Sep 08
GoodJohn:
content
. Useless content actually. Sad that nairaland is a dumpsite for misinformation.
Religion / Re: Top 10 Countries With The Highest Number Of Churches 2024 by Timoleon(m): 9:21am On Sep 08
Religion / Re: Top 10 Countries With The Highest Number Of Churches 2024 by Timoleon(m): 9:20am On Sep 08
The writer of this article needs to be prosecuted for misinformation and disinformation. The mod that pushed this to front page deserves suspension and retraining.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kim Jong Un Orders Execution Of Top Officials After Flood Kills 4,000 by Timoleon(m): 8:43pm On Sep 06
richeeyo:
Nobody fit shoot this boy for head as a national sacrifice

The question is why would you believe the story?

Headline says 4,000, paragraph one says approximately 1,000.

Headlines says several officials were killed, the one official the article was able to name was not killed but was removed.

Politicsngr or whatever cites south Korean sources as source for it's information. How convenient.

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Health / Re: Pretty Lady Dies After Complaining Of A Headache (Photos) by Timoleon(m): 7:21pm On Sep 06
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to the words of Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher, after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

Was halfway through this hoping to get the direction of the writeup soon when I thought only one person can write like this. Surely it's Nwaamaikpe.

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Sports / Re: Onyinyechi Mark Wins Nigeria's First Gold Medal At The 2024 Paralympics by Timoleon(m): 3:26pm On Sep 06
Igbo Amaka!

Mama holds the record for the top three lifts in her category.

We will never forget you.

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Crime / Re: 4 Killed, 30 Injured In U.S School Shooting (Photos) by Timoleon(m): 11:43am On Sep 05

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