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Mine is simple
"Never compare yourself to anyone "
I gave myself that when experience dealt with me

I'm not really interested in the list, the topic got my attention douh "if Buhari fails to run" ?

So buhari wan run in 2019 before ?

ADEWUMIMichael:
http://bisiadewale.com/2017/03/31-salient-facts-rapture/

Tell me where rapture is in the bible

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Kindly explain where you got your definition of "holy sex" in the bible

I want to see what happend in the beginning

The swear can't catch you
It's already with you na

Akshow:
And if the Muslims are right, u will keep me company in hell.

Hmmmmmmm
Can they be right?

My only advise for the guy is for him to buy #50 ateco super glue.
Join the ring and finger.
Even if she wan lose this ring, e no go comot

Akshow:
1. Don't be scared of death it's inevitable. Old people die, children die, all Christians, does that mean that God doesn't like them?

2. Many Christians get bored with long church programs. how's an everlasting life in heaven gonna be fun?

3. Ok lemme get this straight. Christ is Lord. he sacrifice himself to himself to save mankind from himself after giving them free will. Ok o

4. He has power to save from hell. But thousand of innocent children die of hunger and diseases but he didn't save them. Kontinew.

5. Born second time? Y?

6. Enough with the sin threat abeg. Who no de sin? I hope you know going by the standards of Holy books, 99% of mankind won't make it to heaven.

7. I won't be the only one to regret. There are millions of Muslims, bhuddist, Shintoist, etc that don't believe in Jesus.

8. The devil killed less than hundred people in the Bible, but our loving benevolent God wiped off the entire earth. Think about that.

9. Agreed.

10. Refer to number six

12. Pls tell him to come do something about the children that die of hunger. make he leave matter for Mathias

The only thing I love about your comment is No 7.
If the worst comes you will have company dere

Smh

I regret all my actions in my first relationship
The shii scared me bad

jagugu88li:
No my dear, your google obviously has a fault. Fix it and google again

Since your own is working perfectly, do it for me.

Meaningless talk sha

Pls I have a question, how many mmm participants are in SA ??.
The stupidity of this post and most of the other anti mmm is parallel to none. I tried to Google what hapeened in south Africa and on every site I check the only quote they use is from this same guy.
Kilode
Na only him dey SA ni
The dude who moved this to front page self get comma

Please is this true ??
Some jokes are not healthy o

I found it hard to believe until a secondary schl mate of mine, who also happens to be a close friend of mine saw a vision concerning me.
I went to his house to confide in him about a very personal matter, when I got there before I talk am.
He told me about a dream he had which also happens to be what I wanted to talk about.
I fear God.

I'm XVIII

Hi,
I'm kinda new to Christianity in a sense and I have a lot of questions.
Please my number is 08144202480
I need answers, if you are a group admin to a Christian watsapp group, kindly add me.
Thanks

I have 300k in the system
Ever since I heard the news, av been experiencing all sorts of body pains.
I just weak .

I'm still owk right ?

Will show myself to everyone
Maybe some dudes will finally believe

Over 300k
All sorts of hustled money .
Those mmm will crash preachers will finally have their day today

Is it the igbo one or yoruba or hausa ?
Ion get

AccidentalGenius:
oh yes he is. if u allow me rape your daughter in your presence, and you do nothing. youre an accomplice because youre indirectly encouraging me to keep doing what im doing. an accomplice by definition is someone DIRECTLY involved in a criminal activity

An accomplice may assist or encourage the principal offender with the intent to have the crime committed, the same as the chief actor. An accomplice may or may not be present when the crime is actually committed. However, without sharing the criminal intent, one who is merely present when a crime occurs and stands by silently is not an accomplice, no matter how reprehensible his or her inaction.

I could have argued using scriptures but I won't because you don't believe in it.
From the bolded you can see that all you typed was wrong legally. God wasnt directly involved, he wasn't even an "accomplice"
When you have better points, tell me
The devil was responsible for the plight of job.

AccidentalGenius:
yahweh ALLOWED job suffer to prove a point to lucifer. job2:6 to whatever.

In ur previous post the words you used were "cursed"and "made".
"Allow" is much better. Nonetheless is God directly responsible for Job's afflictions

AccidentalGenius:
lol yahweh made job suffer to prove a point to lucifer. see it as it is.

quote the verse you got that from

AccidentalGenius:
actually, it was yahweh who cursed him. just to prove a point to lucifer according to your bible story.

I'm amused
God didn't curse him
Weda you believe it or not, just don't change the script

This is my second time in the religion section.
Frankly I'm disappointed at most of the comments, see manners of unbelieve, it's funny.

My favourite bible villian is the devil
The guy dealt with Job

Chrisrare:
At least dey didn't sexually molest d chickens like d yorubas do...

Bros
Don't generalise

How true ?

Hard to believe

Lemme go and find 1 year data plan before its increased.
Or will they block it ?

Back in secondary school, I took bike with my friend the guy na one kind badguy.
The okada man took a shortcut and we saw a lady who used to live on my street I thought I saw the lady greet the okada man Buh i no say anything .
My friend come dey tell me about the lady's sexual escapades (I didn't even know she bad gan)
He kept giving details of the guys she slept with and so on, I just dey listen to gist. We got to where we were going only for okada man to get down and pounce on my friend. He beat am ehn
I kept begging him dat the guy no do the okada man anything, naso okada man tell us that the lady my friend was talking about is his new wife.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he sha dey beat my friend and I dey beg am

akreest:
Ever heard the quote: 'Trust in God but Lock your Car'?

Abeg where is it in the bible ?