Carchoice:
Thief

RealLordZeus:
And the Devil sent Buhari to punish Nigeria abi... You guys should stop these nonsense

ValCon888:
With the exception of protests in a few places other countries implemented the lockdown policy without incident.
But in Nigeria:
1. Multiple accidents because nobody wants to be late for curfew.
2. Government will dash states spoilt food and states will do back to sender.
3. Almajiri will be used to play table tennis.
4. Police and army will brutalize citizens.
5. Criminals will write letter that they want to come and steal.
3. Pastors will ask permission to heal patients.
4. Pastors will climb lonely mountain with video crew.
5. States will do verbal autopsy which also means "audio".
6. Government will beg Elon Musk for ventilators and buy new cars the next day.
7. President will give "live" broadcast but the speech is already out before the broadcast has started.

This country is a perfect example of How Not To Fight Covid19.