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Health / Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Dies In The Process Of Abortion In Jos by timsbee(f): 6:38pm On Jun 02, 2018
freemanbubble:

yes na


Won ti get yin SIR.

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Health / Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Dies In The Process Of Abortion In Jos by timsbee(f): 6:07pm On Jun 02, 2018
Seriously

freemanbubble:


although na girls the thing sweet pass o

especially when hitting it

our dickk and pusssy are like cotton bud and our ear when you are cleaning it

the pussyy is the ear. it feels good when you place the cotton bud(dickk) inside it

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Romance / Re: When I Was 15 , I Had An Abortion , 14 Years Later .... (Read My Shocking Story) by timsbee(f): 11:25am On May 30, 2018
Most shocking story dis week. Sorry dearie. God will heal u.
Celebrities / Re: Faithia Williams Wins Best Indigenous Actress At EKO International Film Festival by timsbee(f): 4:48pm On May 28, 2018
Way to go ma'am
Travel / Re: Disasters Are Waiting To Occur On Railway Tracks In Lagos (PHOTOS) by timsbee(f): 4:22pm On May 28, 2018
Did u take all this shots in agbado oJa I can sense it from here.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Celebrates Real Madrid's Champions League Victory by timsbee(f): 7:12pm On May 27, 2018
Na davido own be news now!!!
Ppl wet don dey celebrate am since nko

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Celebrities / Re: Joyce Jacob And Eyinna Anumudu Are Engaged (Photos) by timsbee(f): 7:10pm On May 27, 2018
Way to go...but be prepared for the unknown guys
Celebrities / Re: Uriel Oputa: 'Let My Saggy Boobs Feel Sexy' (Photos) by timsbee(f): 7:08pm On May 27, 2018
OK...u are permitted.

But pack it wen u re don

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid To Tiwa Savage: 'Stay Sexy For Daddy' by timsbee(f): 6:48pm On May 27, 2018
Dis duo have gone mad,..

Excessive fucking is really traumatic.
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Celebrates Wife, Snowhite's Birthday With Lovely Pic & Message by timsbee(f): 11:30am On May 25, 2018
Isn't dis pics of her pregs too much on the media? Dats d same one they used to announce that she s expecting triplets.
Food / Check Out This Combo... by timsbee(f): 7:22pm On May 22, 2018
Ingredients: noddles,veg oil,carrots,green pepper,onions and a little water.
Procedure: put a cup of water on fire and allow to boil then pour out the noddles into a clean bowl with lid and set aside. Then pour the boiled water into the noddles container and cover it with the lid.
Next u put a tablespoon of veg oil into a pan, allow it to heat up a little and then start to add ur chopped veggies one after the other. Stir fry this and add d noddles seasoning into the fries.lastly, add the soaked noodles into the fried veggies and stir evenly. And viola ur meal is ready. Garnish with any kind of meat.

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Education / Re: War In Amassoma, NDU Host Community (Graphic Photos) by timsbee(f): 3:28pm On May 22, 2018
Holy Crab.

Buhari. U see
Politics / Re: Imo Government Comes To Aid Of Abandoned Sick Wife Whose Pics Went Viral by timsbee(f): 3:19pm On May 22, 2018
Transformation of the highest order.


God pls spare me and my loved ones. Amen

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Celebrities / Re: Peace Agim Celebrates Her Birthday In Her Underwear (Photos) by timsbee(f): 10:30pm On May 15, 2018
Pls where is she?

Cos all I can see is cholesterol

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Celebrities / Re: The Chef Chi, Chioma, Davido's Girlfriend: 7 Facts You Didn’t Know Avril Rowland by timsbee(f): 10:22pm On May 15, 2018
It will soon end sha.

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Celebrities / Re: Lizzy Oke, Blogger In Wheelchair Is Pregnant (Photos) by timsbee(f): 10:20pm On May 15, 2018
Ask doctor sid's wife, she knows it all.




Congratulations though
Crime / Re: Herdsman Rapes 14-Year-Old Girl In A Farm In Ebonyi (Photo) by timsbee(f): 10:06pm On May 15, 2018
Cartons of beer? seriously?
Celebrities / Re: AY Cute Look To The Headies Award 2018 by timsbee(f): 9:13pm On May 05, 2018
Abeg who dope help?
Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Gives Pregnant Teacher One Million Naira During IMO Workers Day by timsbee(f): 8:20pm On May 01, 2018
Dat baby has brought Wat it will eat... I envy u small o...
I swear Amos... No fit o

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by timsbee(f): 7:40pm On Apr 27, 2018
Tingbegbudu
Family / Re: I Need Help For My 4-Year-Old Son by timsbee(f): 8:59pm On Apr 14, 2018
Whoever made this thread, I say God bless u. For bringing back the sanity in dis forum when I first joined to d extent of old getting old members to comment. Walahi, God buless u kuma.

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Travel / Re: My Regretfull Journey To Europe ( How It All Started ) by timsbee(f): 12:43pm On Apr 08, 2018
I hope u r back home now. It wasnt easy at all. Reading ur story made me feel like I was there.
I am happy u are alive to tell d tale.

mrfarmer600:
as we all came on board in the big ship,the rescue teams inside the ship searched each and everyone of us if we were with drugs or weapons and we were all giving a hand band which signify the conditions of our state before they found us, and the band had numbers on it and we seated in groups the way we where rescued.
we were giving some kind of plastic nylon, the type that is used to wrap valentine gift to cover because it became cold and windy latter at night, we also saw the first set of group that left us, and there boat was almost in the point of sinking before rescue found them
we meant people also from other part of african country inside, the ship was filled with all of us who were illegal migrants.
some people where being take inside a room in the ship for questioning so to identify the driver of the boats and the assistant, mean while before we saw rescue an helicopter came to snap pictures of us, so they already new the people they were looking for.
after the investigation the driver and the assistant where separated from the rest of us, then they shared bread, fruit juice, and apples to all of us.
and at 1am in the night the meditarranean sea showed his real colour to us, and i saw for myself how it feels like to be in a ship when the sea was bad, it was just unbelievable how the sea waves was waving the big ship not to talk of the boat we were in, then i told to myself thank God rescue found us.
we spent three days on the big ship before we finally arrived in palermo the capital of italian island in sicily on sunday afternoon.
the italian immigration police, cameras and journalist were waiting for us to come down,but before we came down from the ship, doctors came into the ship and check our body for any infections and one dead body that was recovered by the rescue team was taken away.
as we came down from the ship we were given robber sanders to wear and our names and ages taken by the immigration officers before we entered a bus that took everyone to different camps.


well to end this story i would like to add what i think about all of this journey i did

1) coming into europe as an illegal migrants is a bad move

2) europe was not what my life that i put on the line, all do everyone has his or her own opinion about it.

3) everything is hard as a migrant, we a left to do cheap works for them or beg for money, for the girls i wont say anything cause you already know.
and some people would ask why did you not change to another europian county if you did not get you document in italy, well even if you did go and succeed to enter the next country be sure of you asylum application coming out negative cause the rules consigning migration has changed.
i wish to go back to my mothers land nigeria where i dont feel or see racism or trying to blend in all the time.

i just hope this changes somebodys life in any way, and if you ever want to travel out of nigeria make sure you take a flight to any of the country you wish to go, that way things will be easier for you there.

thanks for reading to the end and may god protect us from the hand of the wicked ones.........................THE END

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Politics / Re: Wike Inaugurates International Tanker Park (Photos) by timsbee(f): 6:51am On Apr 08, 2018
Na now them go dey pump money, wen 2019 don nearly reach. Ndi ara, ala...wateva

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Celebrities / Re: Samantha Ubani And Sam's Traditional Wedding In Abia (Photos) by timsbee(f): 9:37pm On Apr 07, 2018
Na wa o...see trad
Crime / Re: Man Kills Only Child To Marry Second Wife (Photo) by timsbee(f): 5:34pm On Apr 07, 2018
Make dem grind dis man with ginger and garlic...wakanda rubbish.
Travel / Re: 4 Killed As Car Coming From Lagos Lands Into A Ditch After Its Tyre Burst (Phot) by timsbee(f): 2:17pm On Apr 07, 2018
The way pple die dis days is so alarming... Pls let's live today like we won't be alive tomrw. And dat wld make us live right.

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Celebrities / Re: Sola Sobowale Glows In New Makeup Photos by timsbee(f): 2:08pm On Apr 07, 2018
She so cute for her age...other s dat are not up to her age already looks old and haggard
Health / Re: Burn Survivor, Kenny Williams Makaveli Shares Before And After Photos by timsbee(f): 1:46pm On Apr 07, 2018
God be praised

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Travel / Re: Car Rams Into A Parked Truck At Ojuelegba; Driver Trapped (Photos) by timsbee(f): 9:43am On Apr 07, 2018
Someone pls get him out...jeez.
Travel / Re: Car Rams Into A Parked Truck At Ojuelegba; Driver Trapped (Photos) by timsbee(f): 9:42am On Apr 07, 2018
Someone pls get him out...jeez
Crime / Re: Offa Bank Robbery: We Lost Nine Officers - Police (Disturbing Photos) by timsbee(f): 9:38am On Apr 07, 2018
U don watch film die. Nice though

quote author=maxiuc post=66501036] : angry For me I think Banks should have and fund their own Police security

Build a well and nice security tower on top of the bank building equip with well trained sniper rifle personnel

Their police officer should not been seen in an open place they should always be hidden and monitoring every moves when arm robber comes and see no security outside they might think no security is around before they can do shitt their men Will be falling one after the other by the time you have gunned down about 4 the arm robbers will retreat
Go to bank and see bank securities police officers exposed and gisting they are been taken unware by this robbers that why they get killed. the moment you wear a security uniform you are always a Target

Simple security logic that banks should Carry out but no they wouldn't because they are interested in maximizing profits[/quote]

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Romance / Re: Gay Couple Adopt A 3-Year-Old Girl (Photos) by timsbee(f): 9:10am On Apr 06, 2018
Thunder fire their nyashes...mtchew

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