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Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot's Mother's 70th Birthday Celebration In Pictures by timsbee(f): 6:48pm On Mar 04, 2018
Age gracefully ma'am
Politics / Re: "Buhari’s Return In 2019 Will End In Tragedy" - Junaid Mohammed by timsbee(f): 9:33am On Feb 28, 2018
There's no need for him to come back in 2019...we don't want anymore tragedies... We've had enough!!!









middlebeltboy:
coming from Bubu kinsman, my prayer is that the kwashiorkor skeleton of man should contest, he should just obliged to advice from cabals. let's see how he will win.

pathetic brainless old foooooooool

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Sports / Re: Brazilian Football Match Abandoned: Nine Players Sent Off In A Mass Brawl by timsbee(f): 12:49pm On Feb 19, 2018
Shedrack777:
guy i don't mean to be rude, neither am i disrespectful, but the truth is, you're lying. how can six players be sent off in a single match and all from same team? the highest is five red cards from one team, and the match is over
.




M wondering too.

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Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witness Refused Blood Transfusion For His Pregnant Wife Till She Died by timsbee(f): 11:42am On Feb 19, 2018
Dats their own taboo.
Dey don't take infusions...
Now a deliberate act dat led to someone 's death.
Isn't dat''!?
Romance / Re: Abiriba Man, Ejindu, Who Is To Marry 2 Women Does Different Wedding Banners by timsbee(f): 11:37am On Feb 19, 2018
Sardonicus:
I have never had sex with 2 women before.

I
should try it very soon.

Imagine
4 titties to be playing with.




U no well. I swear.
See where ur mind carry u go.
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal Poses Nude For Moonlighter Pallette, New Launch Makeup Line by timsbee(f): 7:13pm On Feb 15, 2018
Holamscoh:


Idiot like u african cave woman


Pls explain ur comment on my mention.
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal Poses Nude For Moonlighter Pallette, New Launch Makeup Line by timsbee(f): 10:27am On Feb 15, 2018
Were le Leyi...ko Kan oi ti ja ni.

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Celebrities / Re: E-money And Wife, Juliet Okonkwo Step Out For Valentine - Photos by timsbee(f): 9:55am On Feb 15, 2018
[b]Booked

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Celebrities / Re: E-money And Wife, Juliet Okonkwo Step Out For Valentine - Photos by timsbee(f): 9:53am On Feb 15, 2018
Booked
Politics / Re: Fulanis Pray: "Buhari's Haters Will Sleep Like This Till He Wins In 2019" (Pics) by timsbee(f): 8:56am On Feb 06, 2018
dlondonbadboy:
So it's now the fulanis vs the entire Nigeria...

Who would win?

Get your PVC my people...

Una mumu never still do?


Our mumu don do o my brov....my PVC is ready and intact.
We av to vote dat Cow out.

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Romance / Re: Man Tries To Pacify His Unhappy Bride After Being Provoked At Their Wedding.PICS by timsbee(f): 11:45am On Jan 31, 2018
FvckShiT:

- She's fuckin missing her ex's çock she fuckèd a fortnight ago


U dey mad. I swear.


Rotftlmfao

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Romance / Re: How I Lost My Young Girlfriend To The Cold Hands Of Death by timsbee(f): 11:24am On Jan 31, 2018
Blackhawk01:


Right about what exactly? Weren't you trying to be sarcastic earlier? shocked shocked


And if you were serious, I'll gladly take the honour of letting you know, death respects no one. No one! Once your time is up, pack your things and move. Jesus sef died. Who you kan be? grin


Abeg help me ask am o... He dey talk like say he knows deaths house and will go and warn him off if nears his house.

Na wen cancer hol ur PRI ck u go know.
Romance / Re: Meet Baeizbae, "The President Of Watermelon Breast Association Of Nigeria" by timsbee(f): 9:54am On Jan 31, 2018
adisabarber:
Well, I'm glad my comment made you laugh. Some people's posts on NL will almost make one cry cheesy
Do you teach in a secondary school or primary school?


Na sec sch oo....funny guy.

Romance / Re: Meet Baeizbae, "The President Of Watermelon Breast Association Of Nigeria" by timsbee(f): 2:06pm On Jan 30, 2018
adisabarber:
If you suck this breast and you no belch, you fit get constipation grin


Walai. Were nie.
I laff so tey all my students just pause dey look like who dem inject...rotftlmfao

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Politics / Re: Esther Oba, Patience Jonathan’s Sister Arrested At Airport by timsbee(f): 8:44am On Jan 24, 2018
BlackAfrican:


Mumu.... I'll vote Buhari come 2019... Critics and wailers can wail to the high heavens... Thieves must return their loots or cool off in prison... When Buhari leaves in 2023, let the next president probe him too. This is all good for NIGERIA.




Yes o, u av to vote him so dat u and ur family can join to continue d killing by d jihadist.

Othman Dan fodio led one in d 19th century
Buhari and ur family will lead d next one....




SLI...
Celebrities / Re: Chizoba Ejike Wears Nigeria Police Uniform At Miss Intercontinental World, Egypt by timsbee(f): 9:42pm On Jan 19, 2018
Finest babe

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Celebrities / Re: 9ice Celebrates His 38th Birthday Today (Photos) by timsbee(f): 8:18am On Jan 17, 2018
Happy birthday brov
Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship)- 2nd Edition by timsbee(f): 1:55pm On Jan 14, 2018
NIGHTMAREOO7:



How u long time




Yes ooo.

Dis place(NL) has been infested with kids. So I just stay background dey observe loyally.
Celebrities / Re: Onyeuka Jennifer, Ada Di Igbo Mma Queen Stuns In New Photos by timsbee(f): 10:23pm On Jan 13, 2018
VICTORCIZA:
Ada di Igbo mma ko
Ada do Yoruba njo ni
Enough with all this useless beauty pageant please.
Opportunity to market her puusssy to the highest bidder!!?
Na so that yeye umunze girl(flavour sister) chidinma okeke disgraced her ancestors in that cucumber saga .
Now gwanum uru this thing ga abara umu AFO Igbo now?


Nwannem ike gumu here.
Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship)- 2nd Edition by timsbee(f): 6:22am On Jan 11, 2018
Please mods, I will like to ask. If an NCE part time student can also participate in d competition? Thanks
Celebrities / Re: Yvette Meurer Celebrates Her Birthday With New Photos by timsbee(f): 8:47am On Jan 09, 2018
Sellfish:
How do they even select these so called "most beautiful" people sef?

I don't consider myself handsome, but I am way finer than this girl sad



Sellfish celebrates new year with new Photos sad




Walahhi u no well.....rotftlmfao
Health / Re: 13 Facts About Farting You Probably Didn't Know by timsbee(f): 9:57am On Jan 05, 2018
Am on it......
Celebrities / Re: Hilarious Drawing Of Banky W And Adesua Etomi (Photo) by timsbee(f): 8:44am On Nov 24, 2017
praizblog:
Lol... Aye le oo








Ibosi o........


Aye do ri kodo ko ye mi mooo....
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Hires Emem Ema 'Vzhun' As New Manager (Photo) by timsbee(f): 2:45pm On Nov 22, 2017
kennygee:
This is Emem from TY Bello and Lara George's girl group back in the day, the group was called "Kush".




U get eyes sha....eagles eye.

I rem d face.she is d one with thick voice dat sang d Hausa version in one of Kush's songs......
Travel / Re: BRT Collides With Commercial Bus On Kara Bridge, Ogun State (photos) by timsbee(f): 11:39am On Nov 20, 2017
shocked shocked
Travel / Re: Vadoma: The Ostrich People Of Zimbabwe Who Have Just Two Toes by timsbee(f): 11:36am On Nov 20, 2017
Dis is serious o..... I av never heard of dem before. Choi....






Dis is footwagen

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Webmasters / Re: Four Applications You Must Have On Your Phone As A Blogger by timsbee(f): 9:53am On Nov 12, 2017
Nijablog:
The normal required gadget for blogging is usually the
personal computer or laptop but the disadvantage of the
device is that due to it size, you cannot usually take it
around to wherever you may go to and as a blogger,
constant checks and updating of your blog is very essential.
This is mostly true for entertainment, sport etc. blogs.
So this called for a more stringent system to be applied
which un-arguably is the use of mobile devices therefore
Nijablog brings you some applications that can help you in
maintaining your blog even with the absence of your
personal computer.

1. Puffin Browser
This is one of the most powerful browser in modern mobile
devices browsing history.
Apart from the very good user experience this browser
offers, your ability to view a website or blog with a desktop
view is one of the features that singles out this browser and
this is necessary that you may have a feel of what desktop
visitors of your blog experience both it layout and
presentation.

2. Blogger Android App
The simplicity of this app is why I am recommending it for
bloggers using the Google as a platform for
blogging.
With this Application, you can easily create a simple blog
post with all it features, assign a label to it and many
others.

3. Xplore
This is an Android file manager but even more than a file
manager as you can use it to unzip various files, edit the
contents and codes of various files etc.
So this application is mostly needed cause editing a blog
template/theme with a mobile phone is something a hell of
some sort due to it slowness especially when it codes are
rampant, this is mostly true for blogs. so you can
easily use Xplore to read your template codes, edit and
save.

4. AndFtp
This is mostly for blogger using self-hosted platforms and
script maybe WordPress.org, Drupal, Joomla and others.
With AndFtp which is a server manager, you can easily
manage the contents and features of your blog on an
Android phone easily and safe.

Source: www.nijablog.com.ng/2017/10/application-you-must-have-on-your-phone.html?m=1





Please op ..... How do I start a simple blog...? Please inbox me. Thanks
Religion / Re: Happy International Day Of The Bible: Share Your Favorite Bible Quote by timsbee(f): 9:39am On Nov 12, 2017
yougos:
Today is International Day of the Bible. Let’s celebrate together!



Share your favorite Bible quote


#BibleCelebration








Hi good morning. My favourite bible passage is joel2:25-26 it says:
And I will restore to you the years that the locust hath eaten, the cankerworm ,and the Caterpiller, and the palmerworm, my great army which I sent among you
And yeah shall eat in plenty, and be satisfied, and praise the name of the Lord your God, that has dealt wondrously with you: and my people shall never be ashamed. Dis is my prayers for Nigeria today.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze, Uti, Toni Payne Disagree With Timi Dakolo’s Post About Marriage by timsbee(f): 9:15pm On Oct 25, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
Na Christianity spoil marriage. one man, one woman is not natural. it goes against everything that the brain craves. but christians will call their brain 'carnal'.





Pls don't drag Christianity into dis shit talk. Y d Blame game? Haba
Romance / Re: Nairalander Takes His Pre-wedding Photoshoot To The Work Place by timsbee(f): 12:34pm On Oct 23, 2017
dingbang:
This her husband must be working with a top oil company....





Hmm eyin aye onirun lahan.....badass speculator...
Celebrities / Re: Deji Adeyanju Reacts To Kate Henshaw’s New Profile Picture On Twitter by timsbee(f): 8:00pm On May 23, 2017
She cute die.. I swear.


M like her tho.

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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Flaunts Baby Bump On Set Of "The Wedding Party 2" by timsbee(f): 9:00am On May 18, 2017
CXLVII:
Blood of Tiwa Savage shocked shocked shocked



Can't be true! Should be a movie set!







U no well. Are u dumb or something?

Too funny.....lol

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