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Food / Re: Have You Ever Tried This Ancient Technique? (picture Included) by timsbee(f): 9:26pm On Sep 25, 2014
We av one in our compound at d backyard wher all d women of d fifteen face me i jail u rooms, always use to do quick grinding.

If dat one surface spoil, anoda woman go bring her own comout....


Oh sweet memories, gone are those days....

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Food / Re: Whats The Wierdest Food Combo U've Ever Had? by timsbee(f): 1:41pm On Sep 25, 2014
Spicylate: indomie+bread+mayonaise+boiled egg+tea


Now dis wat am talkin abt.

Try dat wit fried beans and sweet potatoes mixd togeda.
Food / Re: Whats The Wierdest Food Combo U've Ever Had? by timsbee(f): 1:39pm On Sep 25, 2014
merieam16: Fried rice nd salad tongue



Dis is a normal combo na.



I mean foods combo lyk akpu(fufu) with butter and chilld soft drink.
Food / Re: Whats The Wierdest Food Combo U've Ever Had? by timsbee(f): 1:32pm On Sep 25, 2014
JeffreyJamez: Eba and beans grin grin...use the beans as the soup!!..so on point!! grin



Are u frm Ijebu igbo??
Food / Re: Human Body Found In Mcdonald's Meat Factory ( Pic) by timsbee(f): 9:19am On Sep 25, 2014
Blood of jesus!!!


So dem get shoka near d place
Food / Whats The Wierdest Food Combo U've Ever Had? by timsbee(f): 9:05am On Sep 25, 2014
I was just havin a nice combination of Hot pap nd Agege Bread, an it just occur to me dat someone somewhere might be doing dsame.


I did Akara nd boild yam once
rice nd garri in skul days......

Just share urs too nd lets hav some healthy laughs wit dat.


Abeg una o, NO INSALTS OR SUGARS Lol.
Romance / Re: A "Marriage Proposal By Police" In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by timsbee(f): 8:22am On Sep 24, 2014
How many blocked head naija guy fit do am

Dis guy has just displayd d act of d movies he has been watchin.....

I hop d girl go marry am.

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Fashion / Re: Rihanna Or Kim Kardashian Who Wore It Better? by timsbee(f): 11:47am On Sep 12, 2014
rihana wore it betta na



y d fuss!
Family / Re: Who Comes For "Omugo" First? The Husband Or Wife's Mum? by timsbee(f): 9:19pm On Sep 07, 2014
I prefer to DO IT MY SELF....

My mum is very troublesome so am not comfy around her atall. But on the contrary, MIL is very understanding nd caring(i guess dats individual differences)...
I prefer Mil but for my first nd second kid, my mum came nd after naming, i send her back
NB:
dis omugwo dey are shouting especially dose wife mothers, na d hollandies or real nigerian wax nd 30k wey dem wan collect afta d show na im dey make dem compete for d person who wan com siddan.


So IMO, just go after namin.
Fashion / Re: How Will You React When You See Someone Wearing The Same Clothes As Yours? by timsbee(f): 6:04am On Aug 31, 2014
so what shld d aso-ebi folks do? Cos i dont see d sense in dis ques.

Shld pple who pick aso-ebi start pickin different types so as to please pple or i dont gerrit.....

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Education / Re: Who Can Remember This Pic by timsbee(f): 10:03am On Aug 22, 2014
I did N O E C. Dat book is un forgetable.

Mr Ropoto finds a hole.
Alawiye
koku baboni
thers a very longlist for all dis. Buh being married wit kids nd a husband to care about, will not let me rememba dem.
Good old days of
tanfirin
eekano gowon
baleewa
eyin alangba
akara elepo........
Add urs. Lest i forget
INDOJI.....

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Celebrities / Re: Please Guy Am Begging You In The Name Of God........ Who Ix Hot Btw A & B by timsbee(f): 6:16am On Aug 19, 2014
W T F!!!
Dis nairaland sef na wa o.....
E don turn public place to notice underage girls wey nor knw how den take com lyf..



because dey can operate a small java fone now, world nor go rest.......... Abeg show pix C or delete.
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Commercial Adverts Of 80's And 90's by timsbee(f): 5:41pm On Aug 11, 2014
jnrbayano:

Is it not "Planta" margarine?





I was a kid den. Na wetin i dey call am be dat. I even tot it was som kind of beverage drink.

PLANTA sounds gud.
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Commercial Adverts Of 80's And 90's by timsbee(f): 5:40pm On Aug 11, 2014
jnrbayano:

Is it not "Planta" margarine?





I was a kid den. Na wetin i dey call am be dat.

PLANTA sounds gud.
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Commercial Adverts Of 80's And 90's by timsbee(f): 5:37pm On Aug 11, 2014
jnrbayano: I wanna download them all.

Pls any link?

Those good old days.





Nahhh i dont fink so.
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Commercial Adverts Of 80's And 90's by timsbee(f): 5:36pm On Aug 11, 2014
gud old days....

Children is break fast time!!!
The children starts workin down d stairs singin........
Breakfast time is blah blah blah, everyone yells!!! PRONTO.

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Family / Re: Mothers, How Would You React To This? by timsbee(f): 12:03pm On Aug 09, 2014
Being pregnant is not d end of d world nd besides, from d story above, it s very obvious dat ther s smtin hidden in d story by d girl, she is just openin up because of d belle wey she carry.


As d mum, i will find tins out for myself bfor i knw d measures to take.

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Call For Everybody To Bath With Salt Today? by timsbee(f): 8:25am On Aug 08, 2014
I av heard of it too o....


How true is it? But doing it will make what happen?

I go do am sha. Maybe pple wey nor do am go be d ones wey go com catch d tin begin spread.
Nairaland / General / Re: Salt Water Bath by timsbee(f): 8:14am On Aug 08, 2014
II just heard of it too o...

Sebi i bag of dangote salt will do because i nor wan catch dis tin o.
Nairaland / General / Re: Salt Water Bathe To Prevent Ebola Virus? Who Started It And How True Is It?? by timsbee(f): 8:10am On Aug 08, 2014
I just heard it dis mornin o, nd i dont knw how tru it is. But i hope i bag of dangote salt will do me nd my hubby nd kids?
Nairaland / General / Re: The Meaning Of Your Name by timsbee(f): 9:22pm On Aug 06, 2014
KiddaBlingzz: nkem, your name should be in contention for worlds longest name in the Guiness Book of World Records grin

nice meanings tho smiley





REALLY
I dont mind o.
Nairaland / General / Re: Africa Finds Its Own Cure For #ebola by timsbee(f): 8:41pm On Aug 06, 2014
Arrant Nonsense!!!
!
Nairaland / General / Re: Olamide F*cked Up: See What He Wore To Dr SID Wedding (see Photo) by timsbee(f): 8:37pm On Aug 06, 2014
Foto container.....
Nairaland / General / Re: The Meaning Of Your Name by timsbee(f): 8:35pm On Aug 06, 2014
My name goes thus:
Nkechukwunyemuka- short form: Nkemka.
Meaning: My portion of God's gift is d greatest.
2nd name goes thus: Chizoba
Meanin: God Continues to save me.
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Has Been The Most Important Person In Your Life? by timsbee(f): 8:29pm On Aug 06, 2014
My papa.


He did more than a mother can do in my life....i cant trade him for anytin.
Nairaland / General / Re: If A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words, This One's Worth A Million by timsbee(f): 7:57pm On Aug 06, 2014
Hop dis will not influence naija kids to start donating their organs bfor dey die too



Make dem nor go donate EBOLA organs o.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalanders See The Clear Picture Of Ebola Virus Itself Here (real) by timsbee(f): 7:51pm On Aug 06, 2014
I got goose bumps at d site of dis.




Eewww!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: How Did U Get To Know Nairaland by timsbee(f): 12:11pm On Aug 06, 2014
My hubby just opened d site on his phone, nd i sneaked a peek nd....



Viola, here me are.
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Accidentally Kills Himself While Posing For Gun Selfie by timsbee(f): 12:08pm On Aug 06, 2014
What a way to die.




Sh*it happens.....
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Accidentally Kills Himself While Posing For Gun Selfie by timsbee(f): 12:07pm On Aug 06, 2014
What a way to die.




Shit happens.....
Family / Re: I Need A Good Advice On This Issue, Someone Please Help!!! by timsbee(f): 10:23am On Aug 05, 2014
dipotech: timsbee, please forgive your mum and pray more for him. I know what and how you feel but for God to forgive you and for her to realize her mistake make effort to do everything to assist her.
God bless.

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