₦airaland Forum

chrisxxx:
Tinubu men have registered too many accounts here and have invaded nairaland. Unfortunately the deed is done.

Observe how almost all the monikers praising him were registered the same day.

Sigh

chigoizie7:
Ee don happen.

I dey tell you, to think EPL gave go ahead for matches to still be played prior to this, they'll have to cancel everything now

ovisprince:
It seems Android names there versions alphabetical.. how sweet..

And names of sweet too..Jellybean..KitttyKat...Lollipop..Marshmallow.. Nougat.

Spitting Image..

perhaps because it's an adulterated form of a language that's not even ours.

Psalms 118:8
It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man.

Birds of a plumage flock in the same direction..wicked inner circle... hope she's found unscathed.

Hall 3 block E/block. B..down bunks for sale or swap with hall IV

[quote author=Riley_Freeman] Hmmm! My very own Doc_Miss too


There has to be something about these Optometrists. [/quote]I tell you...'think they are super sarcastic,pretty high sense of humour and most of all very blunt,lyk dem no send anybodi..

donpedro20: My people I Gerry you all..... I'm hearing rumour that clearance would start on the 17th of febuary. Is that true?please do reply me urgently.

We not totally sure yet but d timetable released recently says so....Chillax bro,Uniben should be making all these stuffs official pretty soon..

[quote author=Dibu_Ojerinde]my role model ....i greet[/quote]wéré boi...greetinz sir...

Oghos1: Lol @english.
Ok.
He fire all backroom staff -1st mistake
He mess transfer window up - 2nd mistake.
We don establish dose 1s since.
Imagine say u be owner of man u, which advice u go advise moyes ryt now or which action u go take for am/against am.
We Nigerians too lyk to dae discover problem and ignore solution.

i c u broda....no mind odizeey..#plastic fan..In Moyes we you trust...#MoyesIn!!

serzli??.....jst 15mins ago 'twaz in 1796..nd nw dis....#mtcheeww...una jst dey fly

Ghyft: Ken,have u checked Please,is dere anyone whose course was changed?

I dnt think so...

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. your last beverage=sprite
2. last phone call=pman
3. last text message=Airtel
4. last song you listened to=Arise-Don Moen
5. last time you cried =wept...lst 3weeks..pman wan kill me dat day
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice=no
7. been cheated on=yes
8. kissed someone & regretted it=yes oo...f'in learner den
9. lost someone special=yes
10. been depressed=of cus
11. been drunk and threw up=unless...Coca-cola..
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12.black
13.yellow
14.white
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2013)
15. Made a new friend =yes
16. Fallen out of love=no
17. Laughed until you cried=sure
18. Met someone who changed you=4y...I am wu i am..changes nt needed
19. Found out who your true friends were=wrk in progress
20. Found out someone was talking about
you=dunno...tbh dnt rili care
22. How many of your nl friends do you know
in real life=none
23. How many kids do you want to have=Three
24. Do you have any pets=no
25. Do you want to change your name=sumhw
26. What did you do for your last birthday =chilled out wit friends
27. What time did you wake up today=7:00
28. What were you doing at midnight last
night=changin dayblinds 'n curtains 4d sittin rum
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for=Game of thrones,Teen Wolf Finale....PES2014
30. Last time you saw your mother=12hrs ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could
change about your life?=nothing
32. What are you listening to right now =birds chirpin..trees whispering
33. Have you ever talked to a person named
Tom=yes
34. What's getting on your nerves right now?=church no wan klos since.
35. Most visited webpage=NL...Chelseafc...bet9ja
36. What's your real name =
Onochie Daniel Onyedinma Kachukwu
37. Nicknames=
Rex
38. Relationship Status =Sîñğlè
39. Zodiac sign =saggitarius d archer
40. Male or female? =M
41. Elementary? =Handmaids Int'l Catholic Skul
42. Middle School =Penny
43. Highschool\College='Ben
44. Hair colour =Brownish black
45. Long or short hair =punk-long..d rest-short
46. Height =nt as tall as in dat 'TALL' and nt shrt as in 'SHORT'...above average
47. Do you have a crush on someone?=sure
48: What do you like about yourself?=ev'tin
49. Piercings=no
50. Tattoos =nt yet
51. Righty or lefty=right
FIRSTS :
52. First injury =slipd n had dis dip cut on d ryt leg,tnx to an iron tank
53. First piercing=dnt have
54. First best friend=Eno-Eshiet
55. First sport you joined =soccer
56. First vacation=?
58. First pair of trainers =?
59. Eating =notin
60. Drinking =notin
61. I'm about to =go home
62. Listening to =Patience-Nas n Damien Marley 4rm bro's fone
63. Waiting on=sunday afternoon's rice
YOUR FUTURE
64. Want kids?=of cus yes
65. Get Married?maybe..
66. Career?=computer scientist...(ntrkin/programmin 2b precise
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes=lips
68. Hugs or kisses=both of 'em
69. Shorter or taller=taller
70. Older or Younger =younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous =d latter
72. Nice stomach or nice arms =stomach
73. Sensitive or loud = depends on d environment 'm in
74. Hook-up or relationship =relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant=knt rili say which
HAVE YOU EVER :
77. Drank hard liquor=#teetotaler
78. Lost glasses/contacts =yes
80. Broken someone's heart =no
81. Had your own heart broken =yes
82. Been arrested =yes,wit elda bro...left license @home
83. Turned someone down =yes
84. Cried when someone died =wept...kant cry
85. Fallen for a friend? =yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself =definitely
87. Miracles=still wrkin on it
88. Love at first sight?=u mean..lust @ first sight..yes
89. Heaven=yes nau
90. Santa Claus =I pray oo
92. Angels=yes
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a
time=no
95. Did you sing today? =yes
97. If you could go back in time, how far
would you go? =dnt wntu go back in time
98. If you could pick a day from last year and
relive it=none
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?=sumhw..all dis luv tins sef...'tis all mirage @ dis age
100. Posting this as 100 truths?=+ve

Wong Fei Hong: The scariest movie that i ve ever watched is Insidious.

I tell u....luv d way d part 1 ended...so full of suspense....seen d 2 yet?

Omen..(dat anti christ small boy)..
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Nightmare on Elm's street..(1,2..Freddy's cumn 4u...)..
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Insidous..(dat lil fella dat kips on driftin sub-consiously in2 d supernatural)..yet to c d part2..
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Dont b afraid of d dark..(veri wicked set of tooth fairies in 1old mansion...as usual a new family movd in)..
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Halowwen:20years later too..(Return of Micheal Myers)..
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Chernobyl Diaries...(luv dis 1 a lot)
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Nd Final Destination too...(d way deir deaths was all kinda pre-planned...so swit)

Jeez!.......In all my life,i havn't seen dis much Chelsea haterz b4....abeg mak una calm down oo,body jst dey swit una....Shi.t happens esp in football...
D Mou I knw wuld neva hav bak 2bak defeats so As*nal fans shuldnt get deir hopes high...We're def gettin all 3points @ Emirates..
#KTBFFH....

I dey go crash....Chelsea jst spoil my nyt....
Mtcheeeewwww...E no go beta 4 Ki

O boi!....Ki wan score Me flyin noddin sha...ur apa!

De Bryne looks really tired n leggy...nd no mre subs again...

Half tym in Xtra tym.....

Dannylux: Make Chelsea do quick lose make I go claim my bet

.
Eyah...ur bet don bash b dat oo

D goal is cumn......I can feel it.....Hazard or Willian