₦airaland Forum

lilbazy:
Op is an illiterate... she doesn't know what is 90billion dollars

i get this intel from DSS.
she is senior intelligent agent officer.

winner takes all

Eba mioooo!
Una no see as flatees dey yap me here?
make una come and support me naw.
Mi ni omo ooo.

i dont believe it.
what bestiality!

Dasuki is tired and regretting his involvement in eating billions of dollars in the ineffuectual buffon government.
According to a close aide, his oga is sick and needs medical attention.
he has blood pressure.
he is also worried abuot his family and wives.
he has give up on his yellow yelow fulani and yeeboe girls since politicians have snatch them since.
he wants to come out of detention
and has vowed to return 90 billion dollar defense money if buhari produce his school certificate.
that way all hands will be on deck to move the fight against corroption forward.

so why was buhari acting as president while he was accused of certificate forgery?

judges,
ntooorrrr.
you should have removed that smelly idiot of daura when i told you.

who is this nonsense person?
there are four better suggestions on how to deal with all judges:
1) hanging
2) bar beach
3) bury upside down
4) throw inside oil well.

Ghost21:
perhaps they should be buried alive face down, bloody liers

noooo!
let us throw them down oil well!

is a lie!
there is rice and beans free everywhere.
cheap!
buhari is even providing free chicken with the rice.
he has kept his promise of
One Meal A Day for Nigerians

sdindan:
Bokoharam spirit.

Are u one of the Chibok girls?

see as you be.
you must be very corropt.
baba will deal with you

shoooot all the judges!
set up check point.
if you see any car,
look at the man in the owner corner,
ask him if he is judge.
if he is judge,
drag him outside,
shot him there and throw him inside the gutter.
they are corropt.
then search the next car.
the judichary is corrupt.
too much!

next to come is lawyer.
i hate them
and engineer,
and doctor!
hmmmmmm!
those wan?
have they give you injection before?
in the yansh!
is that not corruption?
chaai!
my left yansh is still pain me till today.
if not that i is a soldier,
i for fall that day.
doctors are very corropt to the masses.
if you go to military hospital,
you cannot see doctor!
if they treat you sef,
somtimes na die be that.
talk true,
how many of your uncle don die for hospital?
after them go talk say na rong medicine them give am!
corroption is too much in nigeria



#fireonbaba!

is this politics?

the yeye mund no go see this one naw

Askmewhy:
Honestly speaking these judges are fantastically corrupt. They should be hanged.

that is too easy.
they should be shot!
at bar beach!!
under the hot sun!!!

sarrki:
Hmmmm

you bigot!
you are only carrying hatred in your heart.

eleojo23:
Are you from the south east?

we foolanis are very everywhere

i can set bomb around your house.
if any boko haram thugs come to bang on your door,
just pless the led botton.

Sorry.

why naw?
just now that i am coming around to support buhari?
please #fireonbaba!

Inaaaa!
it is only 2000 - 2007 that we shall probe.
2008 - 2014 is sacrosanct.

they should send him to firing squad.
i am sure he is crying now and crying in his wife wrapper like diya

sadissbala:
do you know what Airforce one mean?

baba ijeebu has turn all zombie brain to amala.
before it is only yeeboe that use to think with left hand,
but no tinubu has juju plenty of my brothers

Progressive01:
See iPod engrish abeg.

teash buhari engrish before you come my class
we does not hear what he say.
you hear am for independence day?

the heat is too much for buhari now.
he will not sleep well this night.
(i hear he has call his doctor in london to book appointment),
no work tomorrow for him

GoodofNaija:

Move to Joke section pls!

thank you.
buhari is a joke.
how can you use armored car to arrest somebody today,
then release him tomoroow,
just like that!

before we he go to OAU meeting, people use to give him gap,
now they will be laffing at him.

Kennitrust:
in Nigeria were Justice is for the highest bidder

how much did the judges pay buhari to release them?

you see,
buhari has release the judges.
he is begging already.
his gra gra has fail him.

is this the work of DSS?
to be kidnapping people up and down.

shameless people!
i wonder how apc cook up this lies?
with baba ijebu pot?

buhari would have been killed long ago for stealing nnpc money in 1975.

tinubu is angry and everybody is calling afonja.
he needs reward.
buhari should act fast

buhari should concentrate on federal yam eaters.
he should leave local eaters like amechi, fashola and kwankwaso.

the time for PIB is pass!
we SS want 100% of our resource.
you can share lagos and borno oil,
and dont give us!

Presidency is worried that Saraki and Tinubu mending fences has exposed their flanks and rear!
In an action of desperation to rig the 2019 election, Buhari under advise of his uncle, mamman Daura, moved to effect a change in the leadership of the Nigerian Judiciary by arresting the chief judge and his successor. However a former chief justaice uawis who was privy to the plan advised against arresting the sitting chief judge.
Wike has speak with Tinubu on the phone tp commiserate with him on his recet political woes and assure him that he love him.
when they finally got the go ahead, the plans was thwarted by the deputy director from the south west who refused to type the name of Onnoghmen and Digbaa.
The DSS agents were embarrassed when they break down the door and the honorable justice ask them for the letter of warrant of arrest.
the agents turn red and start destroying things speaking in Fulfude.

simpleseyi:
FFK can never ever be trusted, ask Bianca Ojukwu and she will tell you that the first time FFK fuccked her, FFK's dicck was black, the second time FFK fuccked her, FFK's dicck was yellow and other times, his dicck was multicolored.

na so ffk fuccked HIV Awolowo to death