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Please keep praying for Fayose for quick recovery

Buhari is receiving drip now in London.
He faint because he talk for chatham house.
Pray for him ooo.
Nigeria pray!

Jonathan the Liberator of Nigerians from the clutches of ISIS

cozy7:
PDP again!!!!

They just won't give up on trying to rig this election.
SHAMELESS PDP MEMBERS AND BLIND SUPPORTERS!

how is Jiga going on retirement leave equivalent to rigging the election?
will he be there forever?
It looks like you ahve a secret plan with Jiga.

Sorry,
you plans have been exposed.

nagoma:
So FFK gathered prostitutes and paid them to hold placards , totally ignorant of why they were there?
And all paid from the Nigerian dwindling foreign reserve.

i did not see zahria buhari, the biggest prostitute in nigeria in the riot.

Good for him.
He has tried.
His nearly put Nigeria into a big mess before he was rescued.



If perchance he refuse to go,
he will tell me if him papa born am born INEC chairman.
is there something secret he is planning to do there again?

the people are expressing their democratic right to reject any keaders they do not want.
they may do so for:
good reason
bad reason
no reason!
it does not matter!

The first election i voted in was a LG election.
I did not know any of the candidates in the ballot
but i walked into the booth majestically and thumb printed, at random, for the candidates!

dan bura uba

baffah96:
shut the fvck up If you can't say something good please jerk off



When did witness them practising les

you no get eye?
are you a learner?

lesbians

Empiree:
Thanks a lot. Is there alternatives to bulldozer?

you just saw my pics.
that is not a bulldozer.
the contraption in front shred and chips the plants and trees around so they can be part of the soil there.
this chipper minimally disturbs the top soil.

Jonathan:
I'm not sure the old fool did it o.

Can any fool in anambra get us the current picture of that street!
where is chisco abi na wetin them dey call am?
or Spyder.

Tonway:
Level them, wipe them and their memories from the surface of the earth.
Do unto them as they did unto others.

General Idi Amin said and I believe him in this one.
"When you catch somebody committing spy, once time, short cup. No need the whole nation waste time because of somebody that committy spy" Though a mad man, but I tend to go with him on this.

"do not seat and be making law all day.
firing squad straight." - Idi Amin Dada

there is no government in lagos state.
fashola is a failure!
he will go to jail for suffering lagosians like this.

Rains never start ooo.
next thing is flood will be carrying and killing dear lagosians like fowl.

#StopHidingBuhari

how far?
did this fool fix this place?

cant see the 11th one again.

11

Empiree:
@hotmas911, are you saying the use of bulldozer to clear farmland is detrimental to the soil...? I dont quiet understand that. How?

the top soil contains a lot of plant nutrients.
If you blade away the top soil, grass cannot grow and next thing soil erosion starts.

world1:
Welldone boss.
Am really happy for you.
My brother you need to adore that bulldozer operator for delivering 23 acres in 24 hours or maybe you should re-measure the land.
Because if you dont want to lose your top soil an average bulldozer can't do more than 3 acres per day even when it's build line bound on the farm.
It's an earth moving machine with minimum speed level.

i have some pics of a shredder clearing trees/plants from a parcel of land.
This way 99% of the top soil is undisturbed.
I hope i can find the pic.

anybody that says changi near me erhe,
i will stone that person.
infacti, i will rock the fool.

nairalandbuzz:
I laff in Swahili.

What you guys fail to understand is that someone is not measured just by his/her performance alone. The measurement must be done in relative to the resources around. Comparing the resources around Jonathan to his achievements, he has done NOTHING.

you must be smoking.
are you stoned?
We have taken time out to measure President Jonathan's performance.
We hard-working, honest Nigerians score him 145%!

Lazy, tinubu arse-licking layabouts like you may not be satisfied because we have blocked all the avenues you have been sucking the national cake dry all these years.
but that is your saka.
we have moved on.
the train has already left the station.
you better run after it with leg.
silly.

We does not wants any Buhari!
You hear!

he should go back to his village house in Daura
and look after his 150 cows.

did amaechi not tell people to stone him for looting money?

Faka is just helping him spread the message:

anybody that steals big money, then come to give you small change,
STONE HIM!

please me people, chemotheraphy is not moi-moi!
allow Pa Buhari to rest in .........

London

Robbish dikwa!
you be proper mugun.
Jonathan is tested and found fit rule Naijeria.

silence from the apc latsma e-thugs.
they is not happy about the end of their evil ways.

apc people are not happy their boys have been slaughtered.
they are crying all over the place.
if this were news of bh killing and burning nigerians,
they will be very happy.

Fash20:
nawa for you ooo. Where the satellite picture naw

but you are happy with the captured armed robbers

ba certificate?
RIP APC!

the babalawo is afraid of touching his broom.
shame don dey catch am.
witchcraft!
how can somebody who go school come and be carrying broom in daylight;
doing witchcraft,

Krak:
Where are the satelite pictures?

20pounds:
I thought satelite pictures is the exclusive preserve of Musiwa on Nairaland?
Is the OP his wife or something we don't know.

yous are muguns!
una no get eye.
i give you something better than satellite picture.
this is birds eye-view.
boko haram will think it is a kite in the air.
drone picture is even better than satellite picture.

Op,
this yar story make sense to you?
Maybe you need to get chemotheraphy of the brain along with mahdi buhari.