₦airaland Forum

Pa Buhari,
get well soon.


I have been telling you to stop smoking cocaine and heroine.
ever since you teamed up with the drug smuggler tinubu, you have been smoking this thing like mad!
If you make it back, i will advice you to stop following bad company like tinubu.
you be bad man but you are a learner compared to tinubu.
You are a drug-addict but tinubu is a drug-dealer!

Be warn!

RicKyRichards:
Shut up.

is that how they say amin in your religion?

rochas kworrupted Imo money.
what do you call paying contractor 100% of contract sum before mobilizing to site?

#WhichNewLieWillapcReleaseToday?

apc boko haram,
may god run yar life the way buhari ran nigeria trains:

Any day you wake, you will be like:
which lie will apc release today!

Tinubu!
Cervica Tetanus!
He is the master of agberos and drug-addicts!

I says it again:
the only good APC is a dead boko haram!

Well done Nigeria Army, Navy and Air Force!
Victory comes from Allahu!

President Jonathan is without sin.
That is why they call him His Excellency anywhere he goes.
Even Obama and Magaret Thatcher call Jonathan Your Excellency.
They know he is too much!
His immaculate presisential banner is stainless!

I volunteer to throw the first stone on behalf of the Immaculate, Excellent President Goodluck Oluwole Azikiwe Usman Jonathan!

sack professor Jiga!
sack ibnsultan!
incompetent duo

which one is "my highest thank you" again?

lilbabyak:
They want to use IT to fight corruption but are afraid of card readers. bunch of double edge swords

It can either foster corruption or kill it.
Buhari, Tinubu and Osinbanjo have all been known to foster corruption and so cannot be trusted.

shekau cannot safe buhari from this one!

Bishop Buhari better show his certificate in court.
Or i am sorry.

stickncarrot:
I have confirmed that you are an slowpoke. What stops you from joining the soldiers?

why you dey vex for me?
because i say the soldier should kill boko haram?
why?
what is your interest in boko haram?

UrennaNkoli:
Rotimi Amaechi won't even think of puting his fingers into that stinking thing. But the headline was a pun from daily times tho.

yes oo.
he will put his head inside.
useless man.

Jiga is a joker!
people go laff nigeria tired on March 28th.
Why did he not use card reader is Osun and Ekiti election?
You cannot be doing trial and error in an important election like this.
anybody that has any knowledge of project management will be appalled by this plan!
in places where electronics are used, voting lasts for more than one day giving ample time to recover from system failures.
in Nigeria voting effectively lasts for about 4 hours.
No time to even recharge your card reader if it loses power!

Make we bow for Bishop Buhari?

kill all the boko haram!
Spare innocent hard working Nigerians

Olufhemy:
Once the thumb print isn't yours,the card reader will refuse to accredit you and as such,voting becomes impossible.

is the card reader a finger-print scanner too?
if that is the case, god will be laughing at you on March 28th!
Because no election will hold!

will buhari fight corruption the way obj fought corruption?

fowowe411:
I am very sorry for takingbu serious ,just did a background check on you and i discover you are a notorious clown.accept my apology.

fear don catch you?
no bd you dey threaten before?
why are you begging naw?

You equipped army ba?
why is army using 1976 weapons?
Did you not rule in 1984?Did you buy anything for army when you were in ptf?
liar.
buhari,
you are devil.
liar.
you no go chibok again?
coward

MichaelSokoto:
"JIGA" abi?

It's ok since u never meant "JEGA"

that man has robbish himself

fowowe411:
tinubu is a full?

if you are strong, tell me which junction you are in now.

who give this man professor?
is it written in the constitution that election must hold on march 28th?
this jiga is exhibing astounding incompetence and arrogance.
i may get rid of him myself now.

fowowe411:
SMH

when sure-p thugs bulala you,
you go know say tinubu is a full!

idris4r83:
silence is the best answer to a fool.

is it paining you?
then repent.
say no to islamic state.
we are one Nigeria.
be patriotic!

wordcat:
If I say na lie now, some go term me an APC or Boko sympathiser.

They (NA) were able to count the number of dead people but could not count the number of the captured ones.

Which one is easier; counting the number of people u captured during war or counting the number of people u killed?

ok.
the NA did not kill anybody!
do not come whining that they have killed all your boko haram members again oo.

fowowe411:
watch your mouth

what will you do?
have you people not beheaded enough people for your juju?
lastma thugs!
make sure-p thugs catch you for federal road