₦airaland Forum

pendy79:
I pray they don't grow up da.ft and brainless like you.

Madam minister of finance is like a TREASURER.

i teach them to be strong and opinionated.
no try them except you have a sense of reality.
them go take you do moi-moi.

if you have nothing better to do,
admire ajimobi daughter 3-million-dollar-red-dress:

this is another pose.

pendy79:
Na wa o. If the minister of finance is like a TREASURER, What do we call the CBN Governor?

look, do not embarrass a poor market woman like me.
i no go school and the one wey i go sef,
them no teach me all this economics.
if you say CBN governor is treasurer,
then finance minister is like accounts receivable and accounts payable combined.

Curlieweed:
Unfortunately you are not very spiritual. Those "innocent" martyrs are in Al-Jannah enjoying endless bliss with their virgins and you're here complaining like an unbelieving kafir.

i do not understand the sympathy for shekau and his boys.
His dead boys are in al janah with their 72 virgins.
so what is the problem again?

pendy79:
The minister of finance and co-ordinating minister of the economy is like a TREASURER?

Did someone just wrote this? Huhhh.

Nigeria is in deep mess and crisis with youths who reason and talk like this openly.

i is not a youth.
i is a mother of three.
i am not yar mate.

the coordinating minister of the economy does not tell that senile old man in charge of nepa which powerplants to build.
she does not tell slowpoke that he needs to build new, better fortified prisons to keep the general public safe from fools like you.
but if nebor and slowpoke come up with plans to build mambilla hydro plant and 40 new maximum security prisons, the coordinating minister can advise of a schedule for financing such plans.
Datzall.
Even the Master of Shinanju cannot turn pig's ear into gold!

chat2deen:
Naija my country! God protect ur people.

if i read right yesterday, the plane came for Guinea not bangui.
where is Ister?

DisGuy:
career civil servant tut tut

he is the kind that helps the local government chairman shop all the money.
and yes, he will have no qualms about eating lagos people money,
he is not a lagosian.
no sense of ownership.

lakpalakpa:
Ambode stinks...

thank you, my sister.
and the question everybody is asking me in the market is,
where is his papa compound in Lagos?

they are saying he is not a lagosian ooo!
some are saying he is omoibo.
others say no,
he is omobendel - isoko.

burn the plane!!!!

tinubu has turned lagos into a laughing stock-fish!
i will post picture of laughing stock-fish!

tinubu rotten teeth will start falling off one by one.

you know,
ahmad magaji is drug addict.
if he cannot get his fix,
he will deteriorate.
he can even pull his trouser and walking the streets of bourdillion.
naked.

Caseless:
That tit of a gal is empty and 'thoughtless'.
@topic. NOI was able to make little impact under obj because obj was willing to do something, fight corruption in his own little way and saw NOI as a woman he appointed to help him work. But, here we are with gej who celebrate corruption, sees iweala as a genius and as a boss to the president himself...so expect her to be this strong and always wrong in her policies and related steps taken by her in order to implement them.
That woman has nothing to offer here; she's is more of a western economist than a nigerian one, as most of her initiatives does not seem to work for us .

you are a real mugun and caseless too.
the minister of finance is like a treasurer.
she collects your money and keeps it for you till you needs it.
she does not do magic and multiply your money.
she does not have to take your money to any wonder bank.
all she has to do is
1) collect your money,
2) keep it safe and
3) when you want to buy say shoes, she gives you money to buy the shoes!

she is not responsible for your sources of money. if nigeria had no oil, no finance minister would by magic develop oil to fund the treasury.
she is not responsible for resource allocation. that decision is made by national planning minister as well others responsible for rolling national development plan.
the finance minister only tells them if there is enough money to realise their grandiose plans to reach the moon in two weeks!

to say that obj fought corruption is the most caseless thing i ever heard.
what else will you say?
Obj did Operation Feed the Nation?
yes, with food for thought, not inyoo and ewedu.

Cybermugu1:
Those pipo some of you called kids are the pipo terrorising the north, you guys are the boko haram sympathizers.

BH kill innocent civilians you guys will come to NL and start reigning curse on them, now NA killed them now una dey blame the Army/government.

wetin una want

*in MI's voice* Bad belle #its Allowed

i just could not understand the azimibraun's thinking.
i read her about 1 hour ago and i was flabbergasted!

Did they burn the plane?

laykhorn:
This is blasphemy. How in the name of heaven did you ridicule dollar to this level. Do you find it difficult to understand the forex of Dollar to Naira. You've only exposed your PDP-minded self by trying to use Dollar to hype those things you mentioned. Madam! They are all in Naira, Fayemi's bed was an imagination of your tout Fayose and Ajimobi can afford something of 3 million naira.

so you are happy if it is 3-milliom-naira-red-dress?


please, condemn white elephant use of tax payer's money!
If they should buy clothes with government money it should only be a bend-down boutique.
except they stole tax-payer money to buy this 3-million-dollar-red-dress!

we have a lot irresponsible people in government who are feeding the nation with lies and half-truths!
we have all seen the hold of the aircraft that was supposed to be filled with ak-47s and whatever.
There were no obvious signs of lots of light arms in the aircraft.

first of all, it looks like no plane was detained!
the aircraft radioed for permission to land at Kano.
it was not forced down by Nigerian air defense system.
From the nature of the cargo, security forces were detailed to secure the aircraft and its cargo.
after the aircraft was fit to resume its journey, it continued on its way.

He is going to stab Ambode in the back!
these politicians are liars and can pretend!
just watch and see.
Ambode is gone!

deeptechcool:
guess u forgot to read the headline before commenting.. I know where you are going though.

i guess you have coconut between your ears!
we are looking for nigeria people money and governor daughter is wearing 3-million-dollar-red dress!

wetin you wan find again?
her papa don shop the money finish!
you still dey looking for the money?

what caused dense traffic at Ndjamena airport to the extent the anton 224 (or whatever) could not circle till cleared to land?
Is Chad or France reinforcing Boko Haram by air from Ndjamena? Is that what caused the dense traffic?
I understand she took off from Guinea. that should be about 4 hour flight distance.
such heavy lift aircraft should be good for 12 hour flights abii Guinea people give am half-tank?
You see what embarrassment penny-wise pound-foolish can cause?

mgbeketoto:
I am not!

good for you!

adadadon:
the next lagos state governor

Is he a lagosian?

mgbeketoto:
Useless people. . . .Useless continent!

are you tinubu in disguise?
can you call your papa house useless?


take it easy,
we are all frustrated.
when i was a little girl,
Ras kimono sing song say:

under pressure, everybody, under pressure!
under pressure, Africans, under pressure
under pressure, Europeans, under pressure!
no food, ina we table!

and it has been so till this day!

Scene 1
Act A
Emperor Musiwa reminded us of something the other day.
He said Nigeria share the oil money 60:40 with the "Oil Majors".
After operating cost!

That is if it costs $40
(asari dokubo and the big boys in shell and chevron must chop)
to get a barrel of oil to the market
where the oil is sold for $100/barrel,
the Fed govt only gets $36/barrel!

Act B
If oil is sold for $70 a barrel,
Sorry ooo!
the shell and chevron oil boys must still chop!
Nigeria will now only get about 60% $70.00-$40.00!
Is that $18/barrel?

That is about a 50% pay cut!
Alhamdullahi!!!

Scene 2
Act A
Otedola and Faruk Lawan go market for refinery abroad to buy petrol for Sinedu to drive his belgium!
when oil was $100/barrel, they would get petrol for about 140naira per litre.
Petrol must be sold to Nigerians at 97 naira a litre, so the taxpayer sucks in the difference of about 43 naira per litre!

Act B
with oil at $60/litre,
Otedola and Faruk Lawan now get petrol for about 106 naira per litre.
Petrol must, still, be sold to Nigerians at 97 naira per litre, so the taxpayer sucks in the difference of 9 naira per litre only!

The goverment gets about 50% cut in revenue
and about 80% reduction in subsidy payments.


To make matter complicated,
what percent of govt expenditure is subsidy payments?

duni04:
Shuwa Arabs, a minority tribe in North Eastern Nigeria.

lie lie
there are no indigenous arabs in nigeria.
all arabs and lebanese are strangers!

RoyalRoy:
"Its a pity most Nigerians and those outside believe we can fight this terrorism alone.
How can insurgents start and the government collected a 1billion naira loan yet not able to fight the terrorists?
The civil war lasted 30months without foreign help or loan yet the army was successful.

I think Nigerians should vote this government out"

your ignorance oozes.
The Soviet Union dashed Nigeria Mig jets.
Egypt gave Nigeria mercenary pilots to fly the Migs.
The jailed Egyptian president mubarak was one of the mercenary pilots.

is his father gambari?
no wonder he is making this mess in lagos.

nobody should get biafra flag

p3ndy79:
Tit abi what did you use as your moniker? I hate being quoted by people who can't project their brainal matter into matters at hand.

Ajimobi as an individual can afford to buy 10million naira cloths for his daughter, fayemi's 50million naira bed exist in the figment of your imagination, don't even go near fashola, the governors were asking for their statutory allocation that were significantly reduced yet crude prices were going higher then not that ECA should be shared.

Can you stick to topic now?

i said it!
you will say she was wearing 3 million dollar dress since she was born.
show me picture of er wearing 1million dollar dress before her father enter government work?

she made money before politics.

look at her!
she is beautiful!
ajimobi daughter!
wearing $3-million-dollar dress!
oyo people's money!

pendy79:
Can the government tell Nigerians where the unprecedented oil earnings in 5years went to?

The Governors Forum lamenting about shortfall in Allocation to states yet no fall in price of crude then all FG said was oil theft and bunkering is affecting output, yet Tompolo's Global west is earning 5.6billion monthly monitoring the water ways , Asari Dokubo too is collecting pipeline security contract N building University in Benin republic with his own share. Yet oil theft and bunkering has never been this massive until GEJ. imagine the Nigerian Navy earning the close to 8billion naira this two ex militants monthly and what the Navy would have achieved.

Sovereign wealth fund has just $1bn investment since last year we have no heard return on investment on it till date,

If the money is not in our road network, in power generation anD distribution, in increase salaries for civil servants, in bigger revenue sharing formulae to the states AMD local governments, in the foreign reserves, in the sovereign wealth fund she established, in industrial and rapid urbanization of the country etc, pls where is the monies that accrued to the Federation if our economy could be this jolted in just few weeks of oil price slump.

Naira didn't rise when crude oil was selling for 166$/barrel but crashed by more 30% in just 2months of oil slump . Forget the N168 to 1$ mentioned by the CBN governor he is just hallucinating, 1$ is trading as high as 191N as at yesterday .

Where did the monies go?

when your governor cannot pay you lasma goons the little stipend he drops for you,
ask him what he did with your state's share of the oil boom.

Nigerian governors decided to share everything that was in the federation account and resisted every advice to keep more reserves and trim down costs.
After emptying the federation accounts, the foolish governors still did not create a rainy day fund for their states!
Egged on by pot-bellied, lootocratic beaurucrats, they spent all the money on phantom and white elephant projects like Fayemi's 50-million-dollar bed!
Now there is less money in the federation account, they should not cry wolf to anybody.
they can only stare at fayemi's 50-million-dollar bed and governor ajimobi daughter 3-million-dollar dress!

I just saw a picture of the cargo manifest.
Some of the cargo on board are destined for Ndjamena.
others have Istres as destination.
What destination is Istres?

abeg,
forget the drug addict kwankwaso.
he will soon fade into oblivion in 2015.