₦airaland Forum

yes!
they are better in bed.
They are move loving and buy us chocolate and gifts.
I wish there were more white men in lagos.

idiot!
you abuse the giant of africa
because we chop your pipty naira.
cant you sacrifice little for the greater good?
if to say you win the contract now
you go dey cry dey lament like this?
be positive and optimistic
and do not travel at night.

Agwaso: Driving on Fashola's interlock roads is very bumpy. One might link the deplorable state of the roads to the soil structure of Lekki - V.I. Axis. My opinion is that Fashola needs help. He needs to use the right people to do quality job. Ajose Adeogun Street, V.I. Was constructed over five years ago and the road is still smooth if Zenith bank can do quality road construction, why can Fashola same?

Nepotism
Tribalism
Kworuptism

egbaguy: Guerrilla warfare
"Guerrilla" and "Guerrilla War" redirect here.
For the video game, see Guerrilla War (video
game). For other uses, see Guerrilla
(disambiguation).
Not to be confused with Gorilla.
Guerrilla warfare is a form of irregular
warfare in which a small group of
combatants such as armed civilians or
irregulars use military tactics including
ambushes, sabotage, raids, petty warfare,
hit-and-run tactics, and mobility to fight a
larger and less-mobile traditional military.

He assembled small
armies and constantly raided the military
camps

BH too often targets innocent civilians to be dignified with guerrilas

egift: In case you missed, here is the first reaction in the mix


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C543JS-KLHM

These your sisters na wrestler be their work?

fingard02k: time to impeach mukina2

Almukinat2
O dabo!

BH keeps exposing the lack of imagination in our defenses.
Vehicles are blocked?
Send unaccompanied luggage!
A suicide bomber would stay with it till it blows.

We nned your type at Jaji.
Not the usual beer and nono guzzlers

The silent thief
Is the biggest thief

the crying thief
is the oloshi

egift: At the rate you are spinning this, you will drill the world's biggest hole on Nairaland.

Tell us any of the following did not happen:
- A senior army officer in Jonathan's command, once announced that they have called all the contact and phone numbers of Boko Haram sponsors. (Its years now, nothing done)
- Recently, another officer said they know the exact locations of the various cells where boko haram were holding the girls.
- When the Girls got kidnapped, Jonathan sign a Presidential immunity to BH leader's friend who met face to face with him severally and negotiated for Jonathan.
- Because of Boko Haram, Jonathan has allocated over 3 trillion Naira in the last 3yrs.
- Jonathan has a video recording of the girls few weeks after the kiddnap.
- Jonathan lied on National TV during the Presidential Media Chat when he claimed not knowing. He was already negotiating with them.

this yar tharty questions make sense to you?
jweed smoking is dangerous!

Baba, Ati lo!

Kanwulia: O WOR WOR gaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

i no you hate we northern women.
stop it.
iyamiri!
no hatin!

No rigging!
No rigging, no roasting!
Soldiers have orders to shoot APC riggers at sight!
no salami!

padeolu: No I won't. Just thesame way relatives of the Chibok girls shouldn't vote for GEJ

so President Jonathan kidnappped the Chibok girls?
Why would any sane Chibok person leave Buhari, Boko Haram and Shekau who have limited their pursuit of happiness
and cast aspersions on Jonathan who would have made their farms yeild tenfold its normal harvest in his agricultural transformation agenda?
i cannot see the logic.
Jweed is not good for you.

iluvweed: Because ever since bros J enter...We no get peace!...We dont need a cool headed woman wrapper as a president of this nation!....We need someone with a really HARDENED mind. Some people are just supporting bros J cos they haven't been HIT. I bet once they are hit heavily once!...they will feel my pain!

War against terrorists cant be won easily!....Any m000slim fvcktard might just wake up someday after reading the chronic book and tie bomb on his body and enter anywhere!...its that easy!

smoke more j-weed
talk less

♪who no know♪
♫him go know♫
♪when time don come♪
♫him go know♫

Allah yar Seriki!

If Niger offered us a Borno-sized piece of their land for $1B, would you take?
Will you borrow $1B from the "Paris Club" and enter back into slavery?

#ReleaseOurArmy

#ReleaseOurArmy!

Jakumo: Well I'll be dipped in chit. I had completely forgotten commenting over 7 years ago, about what must have been the first stirrings of the Boko Haram terror gang in Kano. What a difference 7 years makes.

Thanks for bringing this old post back from the dead, Tit, and by the way I share your passion for nice full, firm, gravity defiant ttits, in the size range of 34D to 36D preferably.

I am sorry this one is taken. My oga is a force man from Eggon and you know they do not joke.
with the strains of child-birth and weight gain, I wonder how long it would still be 36D.

It looks like they have morphed.

General Buhari (pbuh) came to break ramadan fast at Aso Rock.
President Jonathan was very glad to see him, as they shook hand:

Goodluck: Alhamdullahi! This is a very bad thing faa.

Gen Buhari: It was not a small thing. Infact i have doubled the dose of cocaine I use.

Goodluck: We are safe in the hands of Allah!

Gen Buhari pulling off his trouser: Yes, but one of the bullets hit me for yansh, it is paining me. Please can you check if it is bleeding?

Goodluck, turning to his aides: Doc, doc, abeg bandage Mr. general yansh. Ee be like say ee dey leak.

Did he cry?

berem: especially my brothers who have been raining curses on Sanusi. Na who shame come catch now?

haven't you been raining curses on somebody?
first remove the log that is in your eye so you can see clearly to remove the spec in your brother's eye.

One week is even too much.
If the committee dont know how to give someone a fair trial
and find him guilty,
they should bring the file to me.
I can dispose of the case before you finish your afternoon nap.
kwura is finished.

You see what our ibo brothers are doing faa?
these guys are spoiling the image of Nigeria all over the world.

From Punch Online:
Crashed Helicopter Co-pilot resurfaces in Maiduguri.


The Director of Defence Information, Maj-Gen Chris Olukolade has updated its earlier report that a crew member who was earlier declared dead has resurfaced.

The engineer crew member of the crashed Nigerian Air Force Mi-35 Helicopter earlier declared missing has been found alive, he said.

The crew member who was declared missing when his body could not be located in the vicinity of the crash resurfaced at the military Headquarters in Maiduguri today, having trekked through the bushes after the crash.

The Army in a statement issued on Wednesday said, “It is thus confirmed that Flight Lieutenant NM Halilu, Co-Pilot and Warrant Officer Augustine Nwanonenyi, the aircraft technician survived the crash while Flight Lieutenant Onyeka Nwakile was the only one lost in the crash.

“The family of the officer has been duly informed while the two survivors are in stable condition but receiving medical attention.
Meanwhile, search and rescue operation on the incident has been concluded, while investigation into the crash continues”.

Ibnsultan: "@DefenceInfoNG: FYI: The body of the Technician of the #NAF Mi-35 Helicopter is yet to be located. He is therefore declared Missing in Action until found.". We pray 4 the best out come

He may have jumped when the chopper was certain to crash. The search party has go follow the choppers flight/crash path.
Search dogs.
Is there no communication between the craft and traffic control?

The guy could even be under that wreckage.

The boys are angry.
You remember how Buhari used to parade the streets of maiduguri fearlessly?

Let them try am now.
Since Sanusi was removed they have been owing boko haram salary.
And you know naw?
These boys no dey hear word.



#ReleaseOurArmy

That is easy question.
It is Boko Haram that did it.
Those guys are lucky he only remove their eyes that time.
He was in elementary school then.
Now he will remove their head from their body.
He needs more blood now.

Is OAU not better than any University in Uganda?
This governor is not patriotic.
He just wants to siphon foreign exchange out of Nigeria.

while others were importing consumer goods like books, shoes, cars into Nigeria,

Awolowo was the first person to import tribalism into Nigeria in 1952.

That is what MI5 taught him in the Inner Temple in the UK.
He was an agent.
His number is 066!
Musiwa has the eyes-only file with him.

Oduduwaboy: The CIA prediction of Nigeria breaking up by 2015 keeps looking more plausible by the minute.
The boy-emperor under whose watch the empire goes to destruction is doing veeeeeery well!
Afterall , he has built his marble-palace in Otuoke where he would resume as the king of the creeks once Nigeria is no more!

why will Nigeria break because fulani impeach gambari?
if Al-Makwura is impeached, is it not another Nassarawan that will take the office?
Is it not another moslim Adamawan that replaced Nyarko?
Is fayemi not Ekiti kete like fayose?
Is PDP putting Ijaw people everywhere?
Stop injecting tribalism, ethnicity and bigotry into politics.
It is not good!