₦airaland Forum

flamehaxor:
Hello Fellow NairaLanders. I bought a innjoo first tab of recent.
Was Gaming on it tho. then I switched if off..
later I tried to power it on but didn't on..
later I got to realise its working but the backlight went off.. solutions plsss!

Were u charging it??

I smell ALOMO sponsored beef in dat insinuation,but #Itzallowed.

2,10 & 12 EXPECIALLY AFTER #GMB DON WIN.

egift:
Jonathan has just one major sin of Jonathan, it is called = Cluelessness.

That is the very reason:
- He did not prosecute cases of corruption.
- He did not appoint competent hands to work for him, even when it was obvious.
- Took 19 days to even accept #ChibokGirls were missing.
- His decimal achievements in all sector.
- The very reason he was telling us he do not give a dam.
- Reason for not visiting Chibok.
- It is why he dismantled NGF and any one that critically advised him.
- Why you hear "Jonathan Said" only to find out it is Okupe, Abati, Omokirikiri insulting and attacking Nigerians.
- The reason he gave us Fuel increment shocker on the first day of the year.
- It is also why he always form deaf and dumb when there is misadventure in his government.
- Why he collected $1b loan and gave fake Boko haram for cease-fire.
- The same reason he is still defending that Stealing is not an act of Corruption.
- And many, many more....

It is called Cluelessness! He now wished he did things differently

#Saibaba.

aresa:
If you like, go visit alafin of Jupiter, you are still going back thrto creeks or jail..:

Creeks ke,baba na full expense paid trip to KIRIKIRI Ooo.

Yoruba man says: a i sinle ologbo,ile di ile ekute,wait till #GMB takes full charge nd all ds Lunnies will run 4 cover,

[/quote]And wetin we go take buy am

obamartins:
This is what APC goons have refused to see, they kept shouting change and couldn't realize the change is here already. GEJ till 2019. The Transformation/Change of Nigeria has started, Haters should go on exile.

BMW has also shown interest in building a plant in Nigeria due to the incessant Labour tussles in South Africa. Toyota, Ford, others in the pipeline, more jobs for our teaming youths and someone has the guts to call GEJ "clueless"? "clueless" definitely got a new meaning. I want to be "clueless" if this is what it means.

Singing......they wan be President
they no get paper o
they wan be president
Naa wah ooooo.

And wetin we wan take buy am

MuguliciousMUGU:
Yes, Jonathan is working and people are hating.

Only jonathan can make nigeria to become the number one best economy in the world. Thats vision 2020 coming to reality.

God bless Jonathan.

Gej till 2019

And put our economy in a state of quagmire.
#Marchl4buhari.

xreal:
Oya!
Let's go vote GMB, come March 28.

Sai Buhari!

March4buhari all d way

edogirl2:
By the way, shouldn't the N21 billion illegal campaign donation by Mr Jonathan's friends go further than: rice and one tuber of yam; cheap N2,000 mobile phone; and N50 peppermint?


PDP - wicked, wicked, wicked.

Abi o ma broda,i been dey think na presidential rolex,Iphone1000,bb porsche,Samsung S20 nd likes will be d ones shared,anywayz #SaiBaba.

ritababe:
Please where can i get it

Coming soon to a traffic near you.

chamboy:
And Buhari would deliver Nigeria From PdP

#gbam
#saiBaba all the way.

doctokwus:
Even look at the number of doctors attending to him,i even see Fayose's personal physician checking his heart functions.This man buhari must have more than prostate cancer o!
Even if buhari is brought on a stretcher,the votes are locked down for him.
GEJ can never rule this country again,there is no force on earth or beyond that will see him staying beyond may 29.

#GBAM.

chamboy:
u still carry ur madness come here

ITZ ALLOWED.(No mind am)

holatin:
in fela voice
BASKET MOUTH DON START TO LEAK AGAIN OOOOO.


Does that picture of buhari resemble someone sick ?

Omo ale Yoruba.
the bastard forget that its an abomination in yoruba to wish death on an elder

fayose the bastard an uncle to temitemi.

buhari until fayose becomes a role model to sensible people

Chai,baba u harsh Ooo.

tolextony:
HOW TO BE AN APC MEMBER OR
FAN
1. Create lies; 2. Attack and insult
violently when facts are presented;
3.Scream "Sai Buhari" if faced with
superior argument.
4. Lose your sense of rationality and
logic.
5. Insult the president and anyone
that supports him
6. Lie that GEJ stole $49 billion.
7. Disagree with any event or post
that portrays GEJ in a goodlight and
agree with any event or post that
portrays GEJ in a badlight.
8. Disagree with any event or post
that portrays GMB in a badlight and
agree with any post showing him in
a goodlight.
6. Celebrate bokoharam attacks by
shouting "GEJ is Clueless, Our
soldiers are weak and 6weeks is
counting oh"
What surprises me is the ease and
unremorseful impunity at which
Buhari and his supporters tell lies.
You can never see any iota of
morality in them, it's such a shame!
If they tell you they represent
change tell them to refute the
attached picture. Imagine Tinubu
telling you he will fight
corruption..don't be decieved..Vote
wisely.

k
Oya clap 4 ya self,but post hw 2 be a PDP member too.

Horllamideh:
How old is the bicycle??

Just a month old.
And its raliegh bike oo.

[quote author=Horllamideh post=30871712][/quote]I have a bicycle,hope that will do.

saaedlee:
If they(GEJ and his croonies) like, they should deploy Mossad or Homeland Security it won't stop us from voting for General Muhammadu Buhari



Join us and Vote General Muhammadu Buhari for President
Vote for #CHANGE
Vote APC

#SaiBuhari

#Gbam, but wait O,is fayose now GEJ spokeperson,:PI DEY LAUGH OOo.

Philipsdael:
Taaaaaah !!! Commot dia!
That dude sucks.... " Was "he the only one singing slow song in Naija?, oh, i can see, hes only worth a cheeled-pure-water like u said, not even a soft drink. how come his weak songs didn't get airplays even at night. Lolz
Dude be treking always to radio stations disturbing the security men.
I catch that dude throwing his CDs through the fence this period.... Amma flog the dude silly.

Wait Oo,which of his song did u hav?

Horllamideh:
Etcetera sha wan make i know am....Congratz oo,i finally know who you are.I will expend some megabytes to download some songs from your supposed 'trashy' album....Isssokay

I bet my chilled pure water on it that u will not regret it.

Ariel20:
You dey mind that frustrated etcetera.

But sincerely the guy has good songs all he needs is correct packaging.. Know his target audience, sing more & talk less.

My broda u just hit d maze on the head,all he need is d right PR.

Try oroyin in Lagos island.

SeverusSnape:

Take heart mama peace... We all sympathize with you, WE ALL LOVE YOU.

Yes Oo,over here in Otueke,we love mama piss.

iresearcher:
Omo see bomb

#GBoOooooM, you see wetin 9months ASUU strike dey do to students.#GejMustGo.

SPEEDEPITOME:
My dumbest of all time remains 'JUST LIKE RICE AND BEANS, EVERY MAN AND WOMAN MUST MIX.....wtf! I can't really place the artiste now.

There is a difference between word play and punchline... Op, please note
Some of the lines up there are good. If you fault them , then i think you have plenty of lines to take down.
My opinion though.

Sound sultan in Enter the place

The Jesus of Otueke.

Story of our lives,With GEJ.chai.

menesheh:
You and your Buhaha are stupid


Common amen you can't say if really trust your magic Buhaha

Another chance=

Say amen to this one

May God run ur life the way [size=13pt]Buhari will run Nigeria[/size] if emerge the president

Shout a big Amen

If not u don't actually believe him therefore u are a bigot

A big fat sexy beautiful Amin,ameena,Ise,
Again May God secure your life d way nigeria is being secured under GEJ.(Ewu bekee) #Saibaba till GEJ dance Sekem

vivalavida:
And may God flog u with koboko the way buhari and his hench-men were flogging Nigerians in 1984.
Say amen

May ur financial status be like nigeria's economy under ur GEJ,say amen.but b4 dat #SaiBaba