well, in term of taste i'll prefer chikki!, the taste of indomie is for kids so,kids like indomie but adults love chikki, if u still eat indomie then u have not grown up!! because  even in the adverts,indomie were being eaten by bunch of kids,Grow up nairalanders and live breast sucking for children(indomie),eat the mature noddles(chikki), 
i aint advertising oooooo! 

Ah seun! why u go talk say make the girl manage him like that!u wan make she manage bad thing?abi u fit manage a girl with smelly mouth?
sweet lizzy if u love him u will tell him the truth, his mouth stinks there's no two way to that

hmmm.it's not when we are going ,it's where we are going.the patient dog gets the fatest bone.if u will be leaving him now it's going to be because he has nothing.the guy u will be going to does not have his future guarateed because nobody's future is.you might still find yourself is that kind of of situation ater your marriage to another guy.would YOU then divorce?no condition is permanent.love conquers all.if you love him you will wait for him.the pharaoh u see today u shall see them no more.

Hmmmmmmmmmm, May God have Mercy!!!

A police officer pulls a Naija man over for OVER SPEEDING in New york,USA and the following exchange occurs:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

NAIJA MAN: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

NAIJA MAN: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

NAIJA MAN: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

NAIJA MAN: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the owner and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a body in the trunk?!?

NAIJA MAN: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

NAIJA MAN: Sure. Here it is. It is valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

NAIJA MAN: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

NAIJA MAN: Gun? What gun? There's no gun in there.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in there.

NAIJA MAN: I said what

And of course, there is no body in the trunk.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

NAIJA MAN: Yeah, and I'll bet he told you I was OVER SPEEDING too!!!

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.

One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.

A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!", WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair color.

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured , she might as well make the most of it.

She was released from the hospital but while crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought

you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that car?"

God Replied, "I didn't recognize you."

yes ooo my brother the joke dry pass sahara desert, try other areas, this one no be yur calling

10) A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and low-and-behold a genie appeared! The

amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So . . .

what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want

all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony�

."The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and

helps with the house cleaning, loves me passionately, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I

wish for . . . a good man!

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that freaking' map again

Thanks my guy i will contact her right away!

I want to buy a duplex at lekki phase 1.Any available seller ,agent should contact on 017631547.
tito santino

i need a duplex to buy in lekki contact me on titosantino"yahoo.com

sincerely you are at fault.If u are good enough in bed your husband no go they pursue small, small, girls for town.so go for sexual healing.when u sabi do the thing.your husband no go out again.

Ah! o! ye FORNICATORS! Hell is your destination , all the girls in nairaland agree to what God himself  condems, AH!   you are all walking in the path of destruction.you will all rot in HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. UNLESS You DESIST

all what u guys need to do for me is to pray.both women are really angry with me.my lawyer is really talking to her lawyer looking for a way out.i accept my fault ,i never thot i would meet christina again.goin to jail is out of the question.GOD FORBID!!!!!!!!!!!!!.I know all the punishment that comes with these my lawyer expalined everthing to me.But negotiation is going on.let's hope Good news come  out of these.Thank u all

well u are right in a way but what u should have put in front of guys is the word "SOME", it's some guys not all guys.generalising is bad and am gonna flog u for that !

well i thank you all for your advice.the good ones ,the bad ones and the doubting ones.it's an advice i asked for.i dont know why some people cant just shut up if they dont have anything to say.looking for loop holes in my story is something stupid to do.i am not asking for money or any other material things all i want is opinion.if u think am going to explain the story to counter your loop holes well u are wasting your time.read the story very well it explains every thing but some cant just keep it cool when readin.they just jump to conclusion, my location, my daughter's age, is well explained if only u can just keep it cool when readin, am talking to mamaput she must be , ITK, thanks again to the sensible advises.

i dont think she even dey u.s sef, na 419 she go be.upon all bobo and nigerians wey dey u.s u no fit catch one even when one no catch u.u must be ugly then

you are simply impotent, look for mama rashidi and get "shepe"

it's written all over your post that you are big player and an ugly one too.if u are very sure of yourself u wont be begging for relationship
wake up boy! get smart

dont mind the guy, the bobo na player

Which igbos are jews?, igbos are rebels, treason minded tribe.

Is either I divorce my wife or face up to four years imprisonment.(True life story)
           I was at Harisson shopping mall on Thursday 26th of july, 2007 in Pittsburgh,pennsylvania,United States of America ,with my wife,Teju, and my two handsome kids ,mattew aged 5 and mark aged 3,when a little girl aged about 6,a half caste looked at me and said “u look like my DADDY!!!”.I was not surprised because people do look alike so I said jokinly “that’s very nice, your daddy should be more handsome than I am then”.But her next answer gave me a little shock.She said “I have never met my dad since I was born ,my mother said he abandoned us and ran to Nigeria, somewhere in Africa”  I said “really? that’s very bad of your daddy to have abandoned a pretty girl like u”    I wondered and then askin her”how do you know I look like your dad if you have not seen him before”.”my mum has a lot of his pictures and I look  at then everyday  because I want him to be with me.I am the only one in my class that does not have a daddy.It hurts terribly”she responded.”    I felt her pain no wonder she was everywhere looking for her father’s look alikes.My second son,mark, came over shouting” daddy! I’ve been looking for u” I told him  I was alright,”meet….hmmm” .I didn’t even ask her for her name so I asked little girl what her name was and where her mother was she could have been looking for her.Her response changed my life forever.”my name is evelyn…evelyn santino”
    Santino is my family name.I asked where she was from.” I am from finland and I live in Finland.My mum came to united states on vacation to see her boyfriend I think they met over the internet. I don’t like him though”   “Finland?where is your mother?” I asked “and what’s her name?”  she responded quickly saying ”she is over there with her boyfriend talking with the cashier” pointing to their direction , ”her name is Christina” she concluded. Christina söderberg? I thought and I prayed I wouldn’t be her but my prayer was never answered.

          My names are Tito santino ,I am a Nigeria ,Edo state,Etsako west local Government.Like most Nigerians I travelled to finland 7 years ago for studies since studying in finnish universities is always free tuition thing.On getting there I was looking for citizenship since that’s the only way your stay could be guaranteed.I had this 4 year relationship back in Nigeria and we were really looking forward to getting married. I kept in touch with my girlfriend promising she would join me as soon as I find my levels.But things really didn’t go as I planned as Europe was not too easy.So I had to get married to a “whitey” to gain citizenship so that I will be able to work full time and get money for me and my girlfriend  back in  Nigeria.That was when I met Christina söderberg a finnish.we started fine alright she was kind and generous with everything and I mean everything when I say everything.We got married eventually that year 2000,it was a millennium wedding.I started working full time earning good money.Enough money to send home and to my girlfriend which I was very much in love with.I didn’t tell her  of my marriage to the “whitey” because I didn’t want her to have a doubting mind.
          Six months after my marriage to Christina söderberg, terrible things started to happen.She said she wanted a child but I said no!that we should give it time say may be 2 to 3 years.she was on contraceptives.She agreed but since then if I came home one minute late she would raise hell saying I had other babes outside.We now had argument everyday.She would insult any female that called my phone.She even insulted my boss twice that could have led to me being fired.The worst was when she threw a flower vase at me, it broke on my head, gave me a scar on forehead up till today,the scar didn’t go away.My life that was so enjoyable had become bitter.I was tired of everything,I was in a great depair.We now have quarrel everyday.I first thought she had known about  my Nigerian girlfriend but she didn’t mention anything like such.I was terrified with her ways.I wanted out!
          So fortunately, on this faithful Sunday after enduring one of her fits earlier that day, I went to a phone booth to call my Nigerian babe,she was the only one that could make me happy at that time.She gave me the greatest news of my life.SHE HAD WON AN AMERICAN VISA LOTTERY.she played it as married so both of us are entitled to the green card.I was overjoyed.UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!.To hell with finland and Christina söderberg.Few weeks later I gathered all my money,belongings quietly left finland without telling her a word.I disappeared!never call her again.I got married in Nigeria legally again with my Nigerian babe and  we move to the united states to live happily ever after.But the happiness was cut  short.

           Lookin at the cashier’s desk ,for the first time in about 7 years I saw Christina söderberg  again.Our eyes locked,I felt the bitterness again I felt heart ache .I saw bitterness
and hatred in her eyes just like back in finland.She gave  me a devilish smile walking towards me  saying “I know I’ll see you again Mr.Santino.I can see you have met your daughter.Well, I was pregnant by the time you absconded,I didn’t want to tell you because u didn’t want it.I planned to tell you when It would be too late to get rid off.But alas! You deserted me, u son of a bitch!Ingrate devil!”
        My wife was behind me and my two children, they heard everthing.I was in shock I didn’t even think I could see Christina söderberg again.How do I explain this to my wife.
       Christina söderberg looked behind me at my wife and children and looked at the wedding  ring on my finger and said “that is not our wedding ring  or is it?”   Then my wife shouted “WEDDING? Tito you got married in finland without letting me know?”she started crying. Christina söderberg flunted are fingers and behold our wedding ring(the wedding we had back in finland) was still on her finger and she said “I was married to you and legally we are still bound together.I couldn’t divorce you because both of us needs to be present in a divorce court. You were no where to be found.For 7 years I was tied up I could not get married because am married to you.But you went ahead and got married.You  know what that is?”BIGAMY” and I’m pressing charges.It’s 4 years imprisonment in case you don’t know. OR nullify your marriage with…, your, I don’t know ….but as far as I know I am your wife and I have certificates to back that up.Any other marriage afterwards is a null.  Tito Santino…it’s pay back time ”  She didn’t even give a damn about her boyfriend standing next to her.

      Now what do I do?I am a U.S citizen I hold a green card all my businesses and investments are in the united states.I can’t run away.Bigamy is not taken lightly in the u.s.It is not Nigeria.I love my wife and my children including Evelyn my first daughter I want to be a father to her. Christina söderberg is asking me to nullify my marriage and come back to her or face up to 4 years imprisonment.  Should I give in to go to prison and severe the relationship with my family or  nullify my marriage and go back to Christina.Please I need advice.I am now in Nigeria since U.S is very hot for me at this time.You can contact me personally on titosantino@yahoo.com.Thanks

It's either I divorce my wife or face up to four years imprisonment.(True life story)
           I was at Harisson shopping mall on Thursday 26th of july, 2007 in Pittsburgh,pennsylvania,United States of America ,with my wife,Teju, and my two handsome kids ,mattew aged 5 and mark aged 3,when a little girl aged about 6,a half caste looked at me and said “u look like my DADDY!!!”.I was not surprised because people do look alike so I said jokinly “that’s very nice, your daddy should be more handsome than I am then”.But her next answer gave me a little shock.She said “I have never met my dad since I was born ,my mother said he abandoned us and ran to Nigeria, somewhere in Africa”  I said “really? that’s very bad of your daddy to have abandoned a pretty girl like u”    I wondered and then askin her”how do you know I look like your dad if you have not seen him before”.”my mum has a lot of his pictures and I look  at then everyday  because I want him to be with me.I am the only one in my class that does not have a daddy.It hurts terribly”she responded.”    I felt her pain no wonder she was everywhere looking for her father’s look alikes.My second son,mark, came over shouting” daddy! I’ve been looking for u” I told him  I was alright,”meet….hmmm” .I didn’t even ask her for her name so I asked little girl what her name was and where her mother was she could have been looking for her.Her response changed my life forever.”my name is evelyn…evelyn santino”
    Santino is my family name.I asked where she was from.” I am from finland and I live in Finland.My mum came to united states on vacation to see her boyfriend I think they met over the internet. I don’t like him though”   “Finland?where is your mother?” I asked “and what’s her name?”  she responded quickly saying ”she is over there with her boyfriend talking with the cashier” pointing to their direction , ”her name is Christina” she concluded. Christina söderberg? I thought and I prayed I wouldn’t be her but my prayer was never answered.

         .Like most Nigerians I travelled to finland 7 years ago for studies since studying in finnish universities is always free tuition thing.On getting there I was looking for citizenship since that’s the only way your stay could be guaranteed.I had this 4 year relationship back in Nigeria and we were really looking forward to getting married. I kept in touch with my girlfriend promising she would join me as soon as I find my levels.But things really didn’t go as I planned as Europe was not too easy.So I had to get married to a “whitey” to gain citizenship so that I will be able to work full time and get money for me and my girlfriend  back in  Nigeria.That was when I met Christina söderberg a finnish.we started fine alright she was kind and generous with everything and I mean everything when I say everything.We got married eventually that year 2000,it was a millennium wedding.I started working full time earning good money.Enough money to send home and to my girlfriend which I was very much in love with.I didn’t tell her  of my marriage to the “whitey” because I didn’t want her to have a doubting mind.
          Six months after my marriage to Christina söderberg, terrible things started to happen.She said she wanted a child but I said no!that we should give it time say may be 2 to 3 years.she was on contraceptives.She agreed but since then if I came home one minute late she would raise hell saying I had other babes outside.We now had argument everyday.She would insult any female that called my phone.She even insulted my boss twice that could have led to me being fired.The worst was when she threw a flower vase at me, it broke on my head, gave me a scar on forehead up till today,the scar didn’t go away.My life that was so enjoyable had become bitter.I was tired of everything,I was in a great depair.We now have quarrel everyday.I first thought she had known about  my Nigerian girlfriend but she didn’t mention anything like such.I was terrified with her ways.I wanted out!
          So fortunately, on this faithful Sunday after enduring one of her fits earlier that day, I went to a phone booth to call my Nigerian babe,she was the only one that could make me happy at that time.She gave me the greatest news of my life.SHE HAD WON AN AMERICAN VISA LOTTERY.she played it as married so both of us are entitled to the green card.I was overjoyed.UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!.To hell with finland and Christina söderberg.Few weeks later I gathered all my money,belongings quietly left finland without telling her a word.I disappeared!never call her again.I got married in Nigeria legally again with my Nigerian babe and  we move to the united states to live happily ever after.But the happiness was cut  short.

           Lookin at the cashier’s desk ,for the first time in about 7 years I saw Christina söderberg  again.Our eyes locked,I felt the bitterness again I felt heart ache .I saw bitterness
and hatred in her eyes just like back in finland.She gave  me a devilish smile walking towards me  saying “I know I’ll see you again Mr.Santino.I can see you have met your daughter.Well, I was pregnant by the time you absconded,I didn’t want to tell you because u didn’t want it.I planned to tell you when It would be too late to get rid off.But alas! You deserted me, u son of a bitch!Ingrate devil!”
        My wife was behind me and my two children, they heard everthing.I was in shock I didn’t even think I could see Christina söderberg again.How do I explain this to my wife.
       Christina söderberg looked behind me at my wife and children and looked at the wedding  ring on my finger and said “that is not our wedding ring  or is it?”   Then my wife shouted “WEDDING? Tito you got married in finland without letting me know?”she started crying. Christina söderberg flunted are fingers and behold our wedding ring(the wedding we had back in finland) was still on her finger and she said “I was married to you and legally we are still bound together.I couldn’t divorce you because both of us needs to be present in a divorce court. You were no where to be found.For 7 years I was tied up I could not get married because am married to you.But you went ahead and got married.You  know what that is?”BIGAMY” and I’m pressing charges.It’s 4 years imprisonment in case you don’t know. OR nullify your marriage with…, your, I don’t know ….but as far as I know I am your wife and I have certificates to back that up.Any other marriage afterwards is a null.  Tito Santino…it’s pay back time ”  She didn’t even give a damn about her boyfriend standing next to her.

      Now what do I do?I am a US citizen I hold a green card all my businesses and investments are in the united states.I can’t run away.Bigamy is not taken lightly in the u.s.It is not Nigeria.I love my wife and my children including Evelyn my first daughter I want to be a father to her. Christina söderberg is asking me to nullify my marriage and come back to her or face up to 4 years imprisonment.  Should I give in to go to prison and severe the relationship with my family or  nullify my marriage and go back to Christina.Please I need advice.I am now in Nigeria since US is very hot for me at this time.You can contact me personally on titosantino@yahoo.com.Thanks