Nursing mother or pregnant women going to EDO,lets hook up here.

Oraculus:


Married women can apply for relocation and will be granted as such.
but if you are pregnant and not married, they will give you an exeat from camp to go home and later come back to collect your posting letter to your ppa after camp

can't I redepoly to my state of choice, Bcoz am not using marriage certificate?

Any nursing mother or prgnt women in dis tread?

Oraculus:
Sometimes, it can be heartbreaking to see yourself in one state when you actually desire another state. 
For whatever reason it may be for you to want to redeploy, you need to do the process right. 

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Redeployment is real. NYSC will redeploy you if you can prove you deserve it. 
Redeployment is currently done on 3 basis:
1. Health reason
2. Marital
3. Security
Security is only restricted to states prone terrorism 


So to secure a successful redeployment, these tips may help. 


For those applying for medical reasons, make sure you get a medical report from a government hospital. NYSC won't acknowledge medical reports from private institutions.


The reports are usually dated. The older the date on the medical report, the more serious NYSC officials will take it. If the report is dated a few days around when you printed your call up, it may raise suspicion about your motive for redeployment eg. you printed callup 1st may and your medical report is dated 5th May; NYSC officials will just be like, 'Osheeyy, Baddest!!'
 So use your sense. That's all I will say.


As soon as you get to camp, take your medical report to the camp clinic for authentication, then begin your application for redeployment. 


NYSC will not redeploy you to your home state. 


Lagos and Abuja are highly contested, so you might not get them but you will get places that are very close. 


Some people claim to have certain illnesses so that they can be redeployed. Note that these information go into your file for life. And if you don't mind and still want to claim an illness, claim wisely. 


Know the illness in and out, and be ready to fake it if possible. But I will strongly advise you not to because NYSC officials will know. 


One of the most common illnesses people claim is Asthma. Asthma is manageable and can be managed from any hospital. 


W‎hatever the illness you claim, know that the NYSC officials are going to assume that if the illness did not kill you in 4/5/6 years of school, it won't kill you in one year of NYSC. So they will kuku post you close to a healthy facility instead of redeploy you. 


For those that still won't follow my advice and still want to claim illnesses, claim an illness that is chronic, requires close monitoring by your doctor and difficult to diagnose instantly  eg type 1 dm. 


For those who have genuine conditions, please take your medications, hospital consultation cards/appointment cards with you to camp. These will further support your case. 

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Don't forget NYSC is not foolish. When you were filling your biodata online, most people entered genuine information into the NYSC portal. Infact, there's a column where you are asked if you have any health challenge, some people will answer 'NO', only to later bring a medical report. Lol


During screening, NYSC officials will go through your biodata, state of origin, state where you schooled and the state where you want to be redeployed to. All these will be used to determine whether you will be redeployed or not and if you will be redeployed, it will determine where.


So when you apply for redeployment, careful not to choose your state of origin, lagos or abuja except you have really strong connect or you can really prove that you need to be in those places or else they may redeploy you to wherever they feel like.  


Wisely choose less competitive states.


For those that want to redeploy on marital basis, ensure you have all your documents including your marriage certificate, change of name newspaper publication, marriage pictures, etc


Finally, be patriot, don't pay people for redeployment. say no to corruption.


NB: this is a rough draft, kindly forgive all grammatical/typographical and language errors. Just heard, people are printing call up and I needed to drop this info asap.
This info is not exhaustive, there are some I can't recall right now and will update when I can. 
I hope this helps. Good luck.

Gud info.
During reg d column where we are ask if we av any health prob dat mostly fill "No"now am going wiv a medical concern my health dat I won't be able to travel long distance dat am prgnt, hope such report will still be treated wiv mercy?

Gaddafithe2nd:

They posted me to Edo

we dey dsame boat.

Edo here I come oooo

citas:
team OYO wea una dey?

plz dear do u choose OYO in ur SOD?

Sunnepa17:
Today I celebrate ME! The
birth of Me! The person I have
grown to be! The person I will become!
The brother, Son, friend, Boyfriend,
employee; I am! and the Father I will be
someday! I celebrate Me today!
I am grateful to God for the gift of life, I
am void without him. Also thankful to my
earthly parents for nurturing me into the
graceful, lovely, and great man I am
today.
Happy birthday to Me! I wish myself many
more years of joy, love, laughter, health
and prosperity. I wish myself strength and
wisdom for days to come and success
with everything I do today, and tomorrow!
Here’s a drink to ME!

happy womb escape bro, wish u nothing but Joy. May God bless ur new age.

Philo101:
E be like me too get source o.
My girlfriend papa sister pikin marry person wey him mama cousin dey live for d same street wey NYSC HQs dey.
Make I ask am how far. Source na Source, Info na Info

vry funny

Kinghenreey:

ah ahh sister! naso life be? u don dey separate ursef frm Us already? ds life ehnnn. Me stil believe I dey go ds Saturday sha. I don pack my load already. Abeg anyone dt is with me sud indicate oo. we go fix d camp wey we like nd go there go do our own camp. then assign ourselves to nice PPA

lol

WinningSun:
most guys on this page need multivitamin.

lol

Plendy Amen to that. quote author=Primusinterpares post=45656713]Hits the gong.... Kon Kom kommmmm.... My good people of this village... Here me and hear me good... In few hours from now ... These things will be
1. Cul will be visible on your dashboard
2. Smiles will be on the faces of some angry Pcms
3. Some people will be like thank God oooo

When you see these signs know that camp is very close at hand....

How una dey my people [/quote]

Fraiser:
lol... Naso e dey b o, after I don catch u sey na under bed u hide put, I go com join u for dia so dat I go fit drag u out as i dey try do dat d two of us go com com hook for dia, e go just b lyk sey one magnet dey drag us com back... So we go com chill make d power of d magnet reduce small nd during dat tym wen we dey strugle comot d place u know our hands go dey move upandan, d hands go com touch wetin dem no suppose touch, nd we go b lyk wetin b dis wey my hand dey touch, bfor u know it 1hr go don waka pass...

for 1hr dats gud under d bed.

Afojudi is when NYSC DG is inside canoe in the middle of a sea and started singing mami water power, powerless power.









Nysc go try if den temper wiv camping on 21st.
Gurls not smiling

Oyehomie:
Copied:

On Saturday I urgently needed to fix my cloth as I needed to appear smart. I took the cloth to my tailor and asked him to fix the little opening near the pocket.

The man turned the cloth inside out and then began to TEAR the pocket with his hands... Hah! I was like, "I said you should sew, not tear".

So I shouted, 'You are tearing my cloth o'.

But he replied "I KNOW".

Those two words sank into me like a heavy stone sinks in water. I couldn't talk again.

He's the tailor, and I'm just a customer. Even though I couldn't relate tearing with sewing but the Tailor says "I KNOW".

God is saying, 'I KNOW'.

He hears your complaints.

Father, My fiancee just left me... 'I KNOW'.
I have no money to pay for my rent... 'I KNOW'
I was rejected & abused... 'I KNOW'
I have no money to cater for my needs... 'I KNOW'

So many times when the Lord is fixing us, He starts by 'tearing' us. Tearing our confidence in ourselves, Tearing all our philosophies, Tearing our pride and fake humility, Tearing the things we call dear and giving us the truly dear things.

The only thing necessary is wisdom. Wisdom to know when it is the Lord and when it isn't the Lord. The devil tears to kill, God tears to Fix. God tears the old to give you the new.

God's tearing fire only refines His own. God's tearing approaches only yields the peaceable fruit of Righteousness.

So in reality, God tears no man, He only makes. We call it tearing, He calls it Making. We call it breaking, He calls it building. He knows you have need even before you ask. That's why when we complain... He responds thus: 'I KNOW'.

For I KNOW the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.
-JEREMIAH 29:11

Trust God.





Happy waiting guys
Nd good morning...it shall be Good news!!!!

A big Amen to that.
Gud mowin

kle4d:
Everybody just wanna print CUL tomorrow.



Printing of CUL is on Wednesday.

Quote me anywhere.

ifahear

Brosjay3:


OYO as well anyway we'll find out soon.

may God ans our prayer.

Brosjay3:


Same here dear, we have 3 states in common too; Kaduna ,Oyo, kwara.

where will u like to be posted to?

undisputedk:


Sadly that's not far from the truth. All states cannot host stream 2.
BTW, have you got any business in oyo state?

mny tinz attached to it, dats y I pray for OYO, better still Ogun but don't av Ogun in my SOD.

ray4000:

You are welcome, u have to go to village shrine for some scrifies with giftiebrown for u to have OYO

lol.

prayer is d only scrifice I av to make to God not to the village shrine.

Why is it tomorow again we are printing wen we already av in mind dat strting frm 13th of may will starting printing our CUL, anyways God time is the best.
My SOD; Kaduna ,Oyo, kwara ,Edo. Will be d happiest prsn on earth if I can still post me to OYO.




Don't want to av interst in dis rumours of only sum 7 or 9 states dey will post strm2.

tabithababy:
Rumour mongers. How market

lol

GROOOVE:


yes...

fraiser holds a post superior to that of the DG while candicejay was the person who put Kazaure in office

lol

Happy sunday to y'all + do all av a nice day ahead.

kle4d:
Let me not say I'm new.
I came late

Looking forward to Kaduna, Kwara, Ogun or Delta.

Someone please tell me welcome uncle

Happy Sunday.

happy sunday+welcum onku

Brosjay3:


Cool we have 3 States in common except for Enugu in place of delta.
Welcome once again.

waoh,same here bros 3 states in common Edo in plaz of Delta.

Lopsie:


Thank u. I chose Kwara, Oyo, Kaduna and Enugu

lovely we av 3state in common, where u av Eeungu I av Edo.
Once again u are welcom on board.

CandiceJay:


Uncle, we have said it here so many times, we do not need hear-says, rumors, nd d likes. I don't even understand d indications you are talking about. NYSC timetable did not change, budget has been signed, muslim fast begins on d 6th of June (d day stream 2 leaves camp).. so wat exactly is d "from all indications"? Sorry to say o bt we don't want to know and we do not care if u are d Parade commandant or if u av strong ties with soldiers, we just do not need negativity here. You are in camp already, be concerned with that and leave us to settle ours with NYSC. Till 13th and accordingly 21st.


Anyway thanks for d info, we have heard it nd we have rejected it.

My most awesome people of GC satellite town, lets keep d positive attitude going. Make una no vex again

gbayi jare my sis,make stream1 do quick AJA2 fe gbera

Mathicks:
LMAO
Of all the places available, it's Maami market they could find . . . where soldiers move about at night. That married woman hasn't just been decamped; she has also been ''de-married''.
BTW . . . Ladies, please answer this question. You and your coursemate (a guy) are going somewhere when suddenly he decides to ease himself by a nearby bush. In the process, he gets his pènis bitten by a cobra. He screams and you run to him. You quickly phone your doctor on what to do, and he says that you have to suck the poison out, or else your coursemate will die in 30mins. What will be your next course of action?

veewi funny.

maccabi:
Bae U're 25yrs , U're Dating 65years old man and ur updates says : " I'm missing u baby I can't wait to see u baby ". Biko his he ur Baby or ur ANCESTORS ...

looooooooooffffff, na all join

[quote author=GROOOVE post=45338154]
COMPLETELY UNTRUE... Stream 2 will be in camp may 21st signed, sealed.[/quote Na so, gbayi

Sunnepa17:
GƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡D morning CandiceJay, Tiwaladeboo and Lvlink

mowin dear.