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Rap BattlesRe: Top 5 Lyricists Of Nairaland. by Tiyazman(m): 11:59am On Jul 12, 2014
Cool list:: but I think Ibime should be NO.1 and Coogar NO.2

Who is this RapDevil? Why are you not known in Rap battleshuh


Good thing our dome is on frontpage tho, thankyou Seun.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Was Banned For Nothing; I Quit Nairaland by Tiyazman(m): 2:20am On Jul 12, 2014
Mynd44, Fr3do, Briareos, Prof800, Okija_juju,
Speedyboi, Villageboi,
Demelza, Dominique,
Popowaa, Ishilove, Yuzedo, Kslib, 190 and the rest. , , you remember this thread? I just barged into it while browsing around the forum, and it's got me cracking!
My ribs don finish for here! That god_of_music! What a very troublesome guy! I'm missing the drama and entertainment that gem brought to every thread on Nairaland, like seriously, he was annoyingly funny!

Oh why did he deactivate? Why did he leave us to live in boredom with the present moralistic Nairaland?? Where art our god gone to?!!! I need him to come back!!!!!

Anybody know he's new account?? If he got anyhuh


Reincarnated, check this out! DRAMA!!! gringringringrin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Tiyazman(m): 11:49pm On Jul 10, 2014
olubukato: I think Ibime is the best here.
Ibime is the best here.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Tiyazman(m): 8:52pm On Jul 09, 2014
Dhany110: dude, i got no more beef with you, a year is a long time
Nice verse.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Tiyazman(m): 8:37pm On Jul 09, 2014
Kslib: **following**
Welcome mortal
Rap BattlesRe: BLOODY CLASH!!! Krizzkutz VS Limerick by Tiyazman(m):
kr0ne: Giiyaz, when I saw ur picture and the way devil constructed your mouth (I'm certain God wouldn't make such mistake) plus the extra teeth missing to enhance the ape in you, I quickly went down on my knees and gave thanks to Jah
LOL Mazi, this is G'IYAZ
Rap BattlesRe: BLOODY CLASH!!! Krizzkutz VS Limerick by Tiyazman(m): 12:56pm On Jul 09, 2014
Guykhena: grin
Come e never do for you? grin
LOL, I just can't stop laughing bro, i even downloaded the picture just to make a MEME gringringrin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Tiyazman(m): 2:02am On Jul 09, 2014
Iceskidd, you still can't kick d0pe sixteens at eighteen/
your verse is a weakling not d0pe or something in between/
. . . see kid, quit this rap thing/
these gee's will agree; you're just a lame teen!/
Rap BattlesRe: BLOODY CLASH!!! Krizzkutz VS Limerick by Tiyazman(m): 1:54am On Jul 09, 2014
It's funny mehn, i've been looking at this Limerick's picture for over ten minutes just to imagine how he's mouth moves when he tries to spit bars. . . Like seriously, he is just so ugly! WTF was he thinking when he had this picture taken? See hin two aboki-related hands! gringrin

This Limerick must be so jaga jaga! The guy even pose come jam him mouth like say na one kine digital camera wan' snap am! Checkout the background. . . Hahahahahahahahahaha!! Laugh wan' tear my belle o! This dude is ridiculously ugly! This picture is soooo funny! Dude be looking like the "uglier" version of Akpororo! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Limerick o!!! gringringrin *falls down from chair*

But come to think of it; if Limerick is this ugly. . . Ke di kele ka Mazi Kr0ne ga di? gringringringringringringringrin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Tiyazman(m): 12:55am On Jul 09, 2014
You edited and uploaded my picture just to diss me?
No probs, i made a mistake by accepting your C/O at first. . . . Some people just don't know when to stop.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Tiyazman(m):
Caseless! Caseless!! Caseless!!! How many times did I call you??
I've told you, stop giving these benighted c0ck hunting moralistic pricks attention! They are not worth your attention! For the gods sake! You are a friend to the only immortal super brained omni-potent undisputed god_of_music! You have been favored by me, you share my unlimited glory, I've made you a Celebrity like me, because of you; I buried bunch of moderators! I destroyed their careers with my staff! I had them gored and buried in hot sands! I've brought down mountains of thread just to save you my friend! You are favored by Royalty! I've given you the grace and power to bring down obstacles and impotent slaves disturbing your grill! You are GREAT! You don't have to stoop low to their level, you don't talk to them. . . The only time you should quote any of these bastards is when you want your shoes cleaned!!! And they must obey! Cause I've proven to them I'm a god non-tolerant god! I don't tolerate Roaches and slaves, if they disobey. . . . I will command my agent of calamity to visit their household! I send thousands of soldiers to their communities! I will command these soldiers to seperate their heads from their bodies, and burn their communities, cities to ashes!!!
They don't disobey my orders, I am respected and feared! When it's night, My enemies sleep with the lights on, they wedge the chair under the door handle!! They sleep with one eye open, cause they fear I may visit them with my wrath! I haunt Ghosts and Mere gods, I use my golden pen made with bloody ink taken from sacrificial lambs and female human virgins offered in my temple!!! I am supernatural!!! No one dares stepping to my dormain for a spar, cos he won't live to see the next second! I AM THE GOD_OF_MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! angry angry angry angry
Rap BattlesRe: BLOODY CLASH!!! Krizzkutz VS Limerick by Tiyazman(m): 12:40pm On Jul 06, 2014
OMG! Is that Limerick?!!! Ugly morrafucker!!! But no probs, rappers ain't meant to be 'fine boys' sha. . . But, Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! gringringringringrin




MVGT: Limerick
Car TalkRe: STUCK IN TRAFFIC? Pal-v One: The Helicopter Tricycle by Tiyazman(m): 11:06am On Jul 05, 2014
They should have named the Vehicle "Robin Van persie!" angry angry
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Tiyazman(m): 11:00am On Jul 05, 2014
teddybiyasi: d final shot comes hope y'all are ready/ totally vexed y'all better beg me/ cus I come TOYing with life whenever I hear TEDDY/

about to spray here with poo, my pant is already swagging/ now raining treats by dabbling/ n if I say thanks for ya 'air fought' den 'mark will say I'm lying/...
……………………………………………effort
.. cus wen this isssh drops prolly some will b dying...

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.to be continue
WACK! Teddybiyasi i'm dissapointed, how can you come up with a wack verse like this? Omg! The whole verse is just wack! Especially these two. . . . Your puns were forced and sounded fake! Your message wasn't sent through them, i mean: what were you tryna say with the bolded??

This is not the same lady that battled me, you just dumbed down to the level of Iceskidd, Ckushy, Elymaxylimus, Jigsawkillah, Rayopt and co. . . You are better than this! You have to apoligize with a better verse for we vets, i as a celebrity and a god is looking forward to you apologizing with a better verse. . . . . You are good.
PoliticsRe: "Heart Attacks & Frustration Kill 7 Parents Of Chibok Girls" - Community Leader by Tiyazman(m): 9:19am On Jul 05, 2014
"Pupils of a government secondary school?"

ok o!

Meanwhile. . . List five things you need from the next governor of your states here!. . .
https://www.nairaland.com/1799915/list-five-things-need-next
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Tiyazman(m): 8:25am On Jul 05, 2014
vickybash: normal people cnt be dumb..only handicaps
Vickybash, if i were you, i wouldn't reply these fools! Especially that Ice of a kid! He's the most annoying and dumbest Edo indigene i've ever encountered! The dude can be such a toilet!

I'm sure he must be craving to see you, that's why he's tryna go all "PROVE YOU'RE A LADY" on you!

As for the rest: they are just attention seeking Sons of gays! Why are you giving them attention??

Me? I'm a celebrity here, i'm known in every nook and cranny of Nairaland, from Seun to Doropretty! I'm the asisstant General overseer of Nairaland, i inniciated great ideas into Nairaland, i gave Seun the idea of creating the 'Mention' feature! When the evil hackers rolled into Nairaland with their chariots of evil, Seun weeped! But i alone consoled him! I hit him on the chest and encouraged him to be a man! Then i single handedly restored nairaland with my unimaginable and godly powers! I am the god_of_music! I restored nairaland and deleted every flaw and crimes i commited! I am a god with a difference! A celebrity, every Nairalander know me! Men(m) tremble and shake when they sight my moniker, Ladies(f) drool and cùm with an Usain rush when i post a comment! I've won the most handsome Nairalander, and won the most notorious celebrity ever on nairaland!!! That's why I don't give them my attention, i just mess with their miserable heads and leave them lost in their own stupìdness! I am a god!!!
PoliticsList Five Things You Need From The Next Governor Of Your State by Tiyazman(op): 7:59am On Jul 05, 2014
I'm an indigene of Imo in the South East of Nigeria, I'm from Oguta local government, and i'm from Oguta(1)

I created this thread for every Nigerian to speak up, let them tell the new Governors and upcoming Governors in 2015 what they need from them! We don't just vote them for nothing, as democracy gives us the grace; we are to tell them what to do to make a better state!

We own the Governors, and they are our servants! They must attend to our needs, and listen to us!
So i urge you all to take this seriously, list atleast Five(5) things you need your Upcoming or new Governors to do in your respective states. . .

THESE ARE MINE:
1. I need the next Governor of my state(Imo) to build infrastructures, factories and do everything they can to make international Companies invest in our state and establish a branch here, it's high time Imo is recognized in Nigeria as a BIG and reliable state it is!

2. I need the Governor and his Government to seriously and i say seriously put enough money into constructing of WORLD CLASS ROADS! They should stop deceiving us and giving us these 3rd World roads they construct everywhere! We are not FOOLS!! It's high time we started making a change! angry

3. I need the next Governor to top up the security forces we've got here in Imo, give the police better uniforms, equipments and important weapons to enable them fight crime! They should stop making Policemen look like beggars and confused set of people, let them kit well! This is for the comissioner of Police specifally. And i think the next Governor should ban Vigilantes, these guys are no good to the state, they cause nuisance and encourage "Jungle Justice!"

4. I need the next Governor and his Government to invest in the Entertainment industry, let them build entertainment structures, top up the public Radios and TV stations(these two are becoming a joke, a foreigner would never listen to their low class radios or watch their joke of a public station!) . . . We are angry! Let them invest money into these things, build structures like the Lagos Alaba, but in a more classy way! I don't think our artiste would go to Lagos for a better audience if all these has been dealt with!

5. And lastly and more seriously! I need the next Governor and his Government to look into sport! They should invest enough doughs for sport. . . I need the Governor to build atleast one WORLD CLASS Stadium in Imo state! They should stop deceiving themselves and looting our money! They should take a look at Akwa Ibom, see? The Governor is so awesome! He's done so well for Akwa Ibom people. Please Mr/mrs next Governor, build a world class stadium for us!


#BLESS
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Tiyazman(m): 6:59am On Jul 05, 2014
Can people be so dumb? I am surprised.
LiteratureRe: "These Waters Shall Take Us Home" By Nonso Uche Nnajide by Tiyazman(m): 2:04am On Jul 05, 2014
Oh Slavery! So heartless!! See what they did to our brothers! angry
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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Tiyazman(m): 12:55am On Jul 05, 2014
Vickybash is a lady, a very beautiful and sexy lady. . . I've seen her PICTURES!
Music/RadioRe: Naija Rappers And Musicians I Dislike by Tiyazman(m): 4:37pm On Jul 03, 2014
Djicemob: As compared to my hate list(wateva dat means).Lemme get u,rayce,erigga and yung6ix are synonymous to peeps on my hate list? How? If it ain't rice its beans bro,jus because they can be eaten together doesnt mean they are the same.Am gonna have to let boogey slide on this one cos i heard jus two of his tracks and it was boring to hear,got me thinking 'is he worth the underground hype?'.The rest mc's,I know em well,musically.And...what sucks? My "hate" list? Or my "love" list? i can judge ur sense of music by that tongue.
What are the two Boogey tracks you heard?
Music/RadioRe: Naija Rappers And Musicians I Dislike by Tiyazman(m): 4:32pm On Jul 03, 2014
Djicemob: What is ur point dude? U jus cursing!
angryangryangry
Music/RadioRe: Naija Rappers And Musicians I Dislike by Tiyazman(m): 2:43pm On Jul 03, 2014
Djicemob: Am i suppose to like them cos of their "rich" or "bigboy" status? Am talking of raw talent here,that is what i feel when i hear rayce's joint or even Tekno's,i been in the studio with the later and boy! He is really talented and there's a unique feel to his vocals.Be objective bro,is illbliss better than yung6ix(lyrically)? Or Boogey better than modenine? The thought of u trying to defend dprince,skales,kcee and dbanj as talented artistes is sickening.Cmon! u know better.
SHUT THE FÙCK UP!!!

You like Tekno and hate D'banj?

You like Youngsix and hate Illbliss? OMG! shocked

You like Modenine and hate Boogey of all peoplehuh Are you ok? GAAAWD!!!!

You think Naija Emcees fake their accent?? YOU ARE A CONFUSED MAD MAN!!!

OMG! angry shocked angry

Music/RadioRe: An Open Letter To Wizkid by Tiyazman(m): 2:31pm On Jul 03, 2014
angry

Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Tiyazman(m): 2:12pm On Jul 03, 2014
Limerick: Haha cheesy Naso my broda! We no fit ever wack, we fit die of Starvation grin

Btw, any of ya song dan drop? undecided
One of my song may drop next month. . . Why you dey ask?
PoliticsRe: Political Reawakening Through Music Dead In Nigeria? ? by Tiyazman(m): 9:58am On Jul 03, 2014
Great Lycrism, Talib is a G.O.A.T . . . But you gasto know we got MC's like Boogey, Lord V, M.I(sometimes,) Me, Babatunde, Mr.RAW and etc. . . Speaking for us too, tho they ain't plenty, but they making impacts.

I will download this track today.
FashionRe: Handsome Felon Jeremy Meeks Lands Modelling Contract by Tiyazman(m): 9:37am On Jul 03, 2014
napema: This man is just a killer..........Go to jail!!!!!!
FashionRe: Handsome Felon Jeremy Meeks Lands Modelling Contract by Tiyazman(m): 9:33am On Jul 03, 2014
Rayvene: Seriously,he looks like a freaking nightmare come to life.Chiselled features kor,Screwdrivered features ni undecided

But that's their taste sha.To each his own.
Shutup! Women sef, if this boy mistakenly talk to you na, looking directly into your eyes; you will just fall him!

You women can too pretend, you are acting as if you are not falling for him already. . . But truth is; you already got something for him, if not, you won't comment at first! undecided
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Tiyazman(m): 11:07pm On Jul 02, 2014
JigsawKillah: becos the only votes u got were from ur fellow wacks! Buhahahahaha


SAW
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Tiyazman(m): 10:31pm On Jul 02, 2014
Teddybiyasi, why? Why the brawl make you laugh??
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Tiyazman(m): 10:24pm On Jul 02, 2014
Guykhena: Teddybiyasi was leading with 9votes to your 7votes....
Ok, Congratulations Teddybiyasi, you won! cheesy


Funny thing is; nobody will ever know this. Cause Giiiyaz never existed! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! *evil laugh*
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Tiyazman(m): 9:17pm On Jul 02, 2014
Limerick: MUMU FREEZE
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My Lyrics dey dance alingo/ dey denge pose like boy alinco/. . .but na you be papa ajasco/
. . .cos you no get sense, I swear, your mama do mistake, born you for house of disco/

I check their rhymes, see as dem take dey fall out/ dem no get credit, yet dem dey make call outs/

My guy u dey find me trouble/. .you no get sense jor, you be like mister ibu/ na me be tinubu/
. . .cos I dey rule 'eko'(a Co). .like say I get company , I con dey bubble/

No try me o. . .I dan kill many guys for fb/I even create one burial ground group, waste my mb/
. . .sorry! Waste my Subscription, ma no go expose myself before dem get me/

My mama dey pray for me/. . .may God bless me, make wave for me/
. . .as I mumu reach, I run go barber shop, make dem go make sportin wave for me huh /

men am gettin fire ignited/. . .but ur crew dey benighted/
I no even sabi the english, as I dull to the extent, I think say I fit even win Premier League with 'Dundi United'/

But forget tha shiit, na una still dull pass/. . .in fact, d tin dey pain me, why una just dull pass angry /
Sotey, I see one of una one fateful day, as hin dey try 'cycle okada' with 'compass'/

Na me be bad fella/ I be like Ibime, I dey ~brang ether~ /. . .buh I no fit even tell am 'yes sir'/
. . .cos I go scatter hin system. . .juz when I blow hin 'fuse' with my 'antena' / grin

Una stupid/ true to God, U stupid!/. .You no fit whoop me/ park well jor, mumu, ijiot, baskart, thunder fire ya papa. .as hin dey sing love song, call am Cupid/

Na me be limerick/ I Swear my rhyme sick/. .ema prince dey feel my flow, hin say my Rhyme sweet/

but I be funny rapper/and in a yoruba voice 'mo cunny dada'/
. . .wtf! As in, Dagrin self go see me 4rm hin Grave, hin go call me baba/

I swear, my punches d.ope, like when mike tyson dey shook hand inside cocane/so If u talk say I go fail/I go make sure say na u go waste/
. . .cos I go act 'P Square', and before u enter bus reach alaba. . .I dan already carry ya music 'troway'!!/

I'm a wicked bus/. . .you cant measure up to me jor. . .u be tailor son?/abegi, no dey form winner for here when u be failure jor/cos I go station dawgs/ beat u till the nation calls/
begging me on ya behalf, con dey come my papa house. . .naso I dey see difference faces, 1face, 2faces, white faces, even black faces like Plantation boys/

Na me be army slayer/. .cos Ive been blasting haters/enter mr biggs, start banging waiters/. . .so u shallenge me, I go scatter ya body, and if dem come 'Klose' again. . .then, na that 'Germany Player'/ cheesy

Make I Continue.........? undecided
Some d0pe sh1t! Continue jare cool


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