₦airaland Forum

hmmmm!, remember the BBC released a report claiming the boko harams has changed it name to Islamic State of West Africa, this could be a ploy to recruit gullaible Zimbabweans, Mozambicans, Kenyans, nigerein and other gullable African citizen to join their quest on a revenge mission on the xenophobic attack in south Africa. this I smell as a ploy in creating base and foot soldiers across Africa. #letflushoutBOKOHARAM

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY SISTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HANDWRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS

I _______________ hereby apply to marry your
sister Miss____________. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Are you a Christian/Muslim ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions is
NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't
look back.

If all your answers were YES, Then continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can
give respect to your father-in-law and mother-
in-law.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money
for my hair at the saloon", what would be your
answer?
__________________________________

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to
you?
__________________________________________

6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/
No
If No explain why?
_________________________________________
7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No
If YES for how long?________________________
If the time of their marriage is less than your age,
Explain why you were born out of wedlock. ____________________________________

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man
to sleep outside his house.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the
owner of the kids between father and mother?
_________________________________________

Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews?_________
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?________
3. When can I interview your mum?_____________
4. When can I interview your congregation
Elders?______________
5. Please stick your passport size photo below
which will be put in the newspaper to check if
you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________

Thank you for showing interest in my sister.
Your application will be processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge
successful.
As you are waiting...
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my sister!
If you do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask you
more questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email: __________________________________
Phone: _________________________________
Home:__________________________________
Facebook: ______________________________
BEST WISHES

ireneony:
is desmond now a legislator
wen? and how

ah! when did you return from Jupiter, and you did not call to inform me. I do hope you came along with the sweet alien's choko you know I love it

adorablepepple:
Toyin

pm your digits

adorablepepple:
Kai ka damu Na fa

haahahahaa, wane ni da zan dame ki fa
gakiya ke burge ni, mei sunan ki?

adorablepepple:
To sanu Mai abinci, ka chi duka

haba yarinya mai kyau, zo mu ci tare

adorablepepple:
Onijekuje

ke ki gafara, in an soya baki ci ne

bstreet:
So sorry my good friend, am married with a kid... Thanks for the love

toh shikenan ki gaida min maigidan ki

bstreet:
You be Nigeria be that and but marrying a yoruba, be careful o... We no dey allow 2nd wife for inside house

if i marry you i will not marry on you second wife you will be my 1 and only, i will not do you kishiya

bstreet:
you don turn Yoruba finish o!

mo gbo hausa, mo gbo Yoruba, mo gbo mamakuz
i will even love to marry a Yoruba lady if i see 1

bstreet:
Really, which state u come from o!!!!

kebbi state

gbogbo e ni ma je, eja tutu shokoyokoto

aikunkuma, emi na wa si ibiyi.

During an early morning sitting on Monday, the Majority Leader of house of
assembly, Ifedayo Akinsoyinu moved the motion for the impeachment of the
deputy governor and the motion was swiftly seconded by the Deputy Majority
leader of the Assembly, Oyebo Aladatan.
The House claimed Olanusi violated section 188 (9) of the 1999 Nigerian
Constitution .

The House had earlier received the report of the 7-man panel set up by the
state Chief Judge, Olasehinde Kumuyi.
The panel head by Retired Chief Magistrate, Olatunde Stanley Adeniyan found
Alhaji Olanusi culpable of the seven offences levelled against him.
22 members of the Assembly unanimously supported the impeachment and
subsequent removal of the Deputy Governor for alleged gross misconduct.
Speaking shortly after the impeachment, the Speaker of the Assembly ordered
that all properties in the care of the Deputy Governor be handed over to the
Permanent Secretary at the office of the Deputy Governor.
It would be recalled that Alhaji Olanusi decamped to the All Progressives
Congress party during the recently concluded general elections in Nigeria.

source: saharareporters.com/2015/04/27/ondo-state-deputy-governor-impeached

Mr Asari Dokubo, am really moved by these pictures of your family, it is the responsibility and a responsible man who can cater for his children need, give them a. sound education (including Islamic teachings) which i can see from the pictures but Mr asari dokubo I implore you to stop the treats you are spewing onto the unity of Nigeria. this is high time we brace ourselves together with harmony for your children are Nigerians as well. May God Almighty bless your family and may you reap the fruits of you labour (I mean your children)

thank you Lord I did not fall into this type of societies.

As at press time the National Executive Committee, NEC of the All Progressives Congress, APC was yet to fix a meeting to ratify the decision on the zoning of the office but advocates of the two men were pushing the aspirations of the two men on several fronts.

Senator Akume has nevertheless, wormed his way into the hearts of many on the basis of his position as the Senate minority leader when the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP was removed from power. Many are looking up to him with nostalgia that he should continue from where he stopped as minority leader on the prism that a winning team should not be changed.

Akume’s ambition was strongly canvassed this week when Senator Barnabas Gemade gave him a ringing endorsement for the office.

However, he is seriously tackled by a perception problem which many senators and stakeholders feel could challenge his aspiration.

Perception problem

Another issue that has arisen to challenge Akume is the fact that all the Senate Presidents from North Central, including the outgoing one, Senator David Mark, have come from Benue State. The others before Mark were Iyorcha Ayu and Ameh Ebute.

It is a point that advocates of the candidacy of Senator Bukola Saraki are bound to throw up. For Saraki, his emergence as Senate President could also be nostalgic, owing to the fact that Saraki has just spent only one term in the Senate. Read More about >>>Senator Akume and Saraki contention as the next senate president. Why either one of them may take the seat<<<

It is that argument on ranking that is now inspiring talk of Senator Ahmad Lawan, the longest serving legislator in the ranks of the APC. Senator Lawan, chairman of the Senate Committee on Public Accounts holds a doctorate degree and had been in the legislature since 1999 when he first came to the House of Representatives on the ticket of the now defunct All Nigeria Peoples Party, ANPP.

His canvassers are saying that arguments on ranking should focus on him and his legislative achievements if they are to find any weight.

His supporters are also canvassing the claim that he would unlike the two major contenders be more accessible on the claim that he does not have executive hangover, having never been a governor with executive powers.

While a number of senators are said to be disposed to him, they are, however, challenged by the fact that Senator Lawan is from outside the North-Central, the zone that many in the leadership of the APC were said to have zoned the office to. The prospects of Senator Lawan is also causing some from the Northeast to push forward their own argument for commensurate reward. They are putting their hopes on Lawan

source:http://www.osundefender.org/?p=240430

chai!!! diariss god o, all this left boby wey Una dey suck/squeeze will will turn to slippers o. ehen! abeg na how this boby dey sef becos me I neva see, touch and zuck am before. abeg how e be? #justcurioustoknow

me sitting on an agbalumo tree and licking my agbalumo while watching tinubu and kashamu ranting under my agbalumo tree.
e wa mu agbalumo

if this young man can trek from Lagos to abuja to celebrate the victory of Gen. Buhari, then I will trek from kebbi to Abuja in celebration for the release of our chibok abducted girls.#bringbackourgirlsnow

r.i.p baba and may God forgive your shortcomings. amin

the Xenophobic attack by the south Africans is uncivilized, barbaric, cruel, evil, disgusting, Carlos and painful. the Zulus should remembers that they have there nationals in other countries, if they will should be treated likewise. left to me, they have lost respect, honour and dignity to the rest of the world and this will forever remain in history. #stopXENOPHOBIAinSA

the attack by the south Africans is uncivilized, barbaric, cruel, evil, disgusting, Carlos and painful. the Zulus should remembers that they have there nationals in other countries, if they will should be treated likewise. left to me, they have lost respect, honour and dignity to the rest of the world and this will forever remain in history. #stopXENOPHOBIAinSA

what a sad moment, brothers killing brothers in a ruthless show of shame!

is he a Zulu? if he is, then divorce him ASAP!
anyway, Happy marriage life

Mark is still the most qualified candidate to clinch to the seat of the senate president. only him can pilot the affair of the red "hot" chamber equatably, judiciously, administratively, financially, economically, and with sense of humility, mark has that leadership qualities expected of a good leader. #MARKforSENATEPRESIDENT

I think it should be made compulsory in every African tradition to embark into a physiological test to every eligible candidates before ascending onto a throne of kingship to avoid future occurrence of "phyco kings"

bewla:
offence number two

jumping the fence without agbada

Omololu007:
d way som of u guys talk sef eh,dey will settle dia matter before june.how will u say dey should mak a person from an opposition party d senate president.

Senate President David Mark has an outstanding qualities as a patriotic leader and elder statesman whom i see is responsible for the unity of purpose in the upper chamber, he is a political actor who has been able to bring to bear the importance of having a united Nigeria.