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Politics / Re: Electricity Workers Begin Nationwide Strike, Blackout Looms by tjfulloption(m): 12:04pm On Dec 11, 2019 |
Nonsense and stupidity, have they not be on stricke (BI) Before Independence. |
Crime / Re: DOMESTIC VIOLENCE: Wife Beat Her Husband Up Inside Gutter. PHOTOS & VIDEO by tjfulloption(m): 6:17am On Dec 09, 2019 |
Good job to our Lady Anthonia Joseph |
Romance / Re: Please I Need Love by tjfulloption(m): 12:00am On Dec 09, 2019 |
To love is to suffer but not to love is to suffer. Therefor, to love is happiness. God will give to you love of your life. |
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Dances 'Soapy' At Her 35th Birthday Party. Naira Marley Reacts by tjfulloption(m): 5:57am On Nov 09, 2019 |
solmusdesigns: See aunty: aunty Aunty wey yeye; YEYE Aunty wey no wan settle; aunty Aunty wey no wan pikin: aunty Aunty wey no wan born; aunty |
Politics / Re: . by tjfulloption(m): 11:40am On Nov 08, 2019 |
Do so at your own peril. |
Celebrities / Re: Lady Begs Naira Marley To Have Sex With Her (Photos) by tjfulloption(m): 4:53am On Nov 07, 2019 |
Say NO to YEYE Daughter! Ta lo ni Daughter oshi 19 Likes |
Education / Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by tjfulloption(m): 10:51pm On Nov 02, 2019 |
gimmehear: I was OPPORTUNED to be a 30 minutes boss over our driver MAQLATUNJI when We were driving home from the bank where our boss SEUN OSEWA sent us on errand to deposit some Moines in his bank account. GO SLOW-SLOW I said to him as I spot this beautiful PLUMPY lady walking by. I'm on my way to a friend's WAKE-KEEPING of her late dad she replied when asked where she was going. As a fast guy I brought out my blackberry porch SCREENTOUCH PHONE I bought on INSTALMENTALLY term from a LALASTICLALA to collect her mobile number. SHARP-SHARP we drop her at the venue as I told her I will give her a call. Bros! You are very CUNNY O, you are claiming to be the car owner abi? ALRIGHT I go tell Oga, the driver JOKENLY tells me. This babe ASWEAR na me go DISVIRGIN HER if she no dey to do CROSS-CARPETING. 118 Likes 7 Shares |
Education / Re: Some Popular Grammatical Blunders. Every One Has Made At Least Two Times by tjfulloption(m): 9:11am On Oct 18, 2019 |
dickofglory: I can see that this OP is TAKING IT PERSONAL, HE SHOULD BE MATURED enough to know that THR REASON IS BECAUSE I went to NIGHT VIGIL with Tacha TRAVELLING BAG and promise to RETUNE IT BACK AS AT WHEN DUE. I am hearing all the rubbish you are saying about me, let me tell you something, see MY NAMES ARE SEUN OSEWA and I will not take ALL MANNERS OF RUBBISH from you, because I am a husband and now a father. My wife Khafi SHE JUST DELIVERED A BOUNCING BABY BOY and I can't be LACKING BEHIND, I must CRACK MY BRAIN to get money and do a befitting naming ceremony for my son. Yes GHANA! I will go to Ghana to search for gold, it COMPRISES of 10 REGIONS. I was supposed to call LALASTICLALA the Snake monger but I FORGOT MY PHONE AT HOME please BORROW ME YOUR PEN make i write a letter on my LETTERHEAD PAPER to him, but FUNNY ENOUGH, I NEVER LIKED HIM because of his loves for SNAKES. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Youths Protest Against Bobrisky, Say Behaviour Ungodly by tjfulloption(m): 8:06am On Sep 19, 2019 |
Youths protest against Bobrisky, say behaviour ungodly Published September 19, 2019 Nigerian youths numbering over 500 on Wednesday took to the streets in Abuja to protest against what they described as moral decadence of Idris Okunneye popularly known as Bobrisky. The protesters, under the aegis of National Youths Council of Nigeria, while disowning him, said they stood by the National Centre for Arts and Culture, National Council of Women Society, Christian Association of Nigeria and other organizations that had taken a stand against Bobrisky and his activities. During the protests, the youths advanced from the NYCN secretariat to major landmarks in the FCT like the National Assembly, Force Headquarters and stopped at NCAC. They bore inscriptions and placards all condemning the negative culture promoted by Bobrisky and his cohorts. The Vice President of NYCN (North Central Zone), Mukhtar Jebba, described the activities of Bobrisky as “ungodly, unhealthy and disgusting.” According to him, what Bobrisky and his cronies were promoting was completely against the moral, cultural and spiritual values of Nigeria. He said, “Consequently, the NYCN today, September 18 2019 declares Bobrisky as persona non grata, as he is a man (not a woman). For national interest, we call on the ever-conscious, ever-ready, combatant Nigerian youths and comrades of like minds to, without fear or favour, kick out Bobrisky and his likes wherever they come across them. Nigeria is not a place for LGBT and we shall fight this to the end.” Jebba called on the Inspector-General of Police and the Director-General of the Department of State Service to use their good offices and their men to stop the likes of Bobrisky from rubbishing the country’s pride and image. The Director-General of NCAC, Otunba Segun Runsewe, while addressing the protesters, commended them for taking a stand against the vices promoted by Bobrisky. He said Nigeria’s respected cultural values must not be eroded by unguided people like Bobrisky, adding that NCAC “is working to redirect the negative trend.” Source: Punchng.com |
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Refunds Fan's Ticket Money In Atlanta, Asks Security To Throw Him Out by tjfulloption(m): 11:44am On Sep 11, 2019 |
Anybody.....nakam something |
Romance / Re: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 25 To 30 by tjfulloption(m): 2:46pm On Sep 10, 2019 |
excober080: To all those saying what will he use in feeding his children, pls tell me one person you know who has died by hunger? God who created you will surely provide for you what to eat, even though I regretted not marrying at an early age of about 25 and now am 35 just want to start beating the drum of marriage, while my mates kids are clocking 10-15 years old. See my brother and sister, as the OP has rightly said; time wait for no body. Don't be deceived, though not all fingers are equal. Moral: if you have that opportunity to marry at early age, PLEASE DO! for time waits for no one. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Excitement In Ondo Local Government Area As Chairman Commissions 4 Tyres by tjfulloption(m): 1:19pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Heloooooooo THUNDER, PLS COME OVER HERE IT'S AN EMERGENCY! |
Culture / Re: Abdulrasheed Akanbi, Oluwo Of Iwoland 'Stopped Rain' From Falling by tjfulloption(m): 12:41pm On Sep 09, 2019 |
Abeg can you help us stop the sun from coming out tomorrow cos I wan do sumtin dis night and I no want make day brake. |
Politics / Re: Epic Response From FFK To SA Foreign Affairs Minister. by tjfulloption(m): 4:40am On Sep 07, 2019 |
Wow, what a superb write-up from FFK. I'm truly worried and ashamed for the (black) South Africans. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Robert Mugabe Is Dead - Aged 95. by tjfulloption(m): 6:20am On Sep 06, 2019 |
Haaaaaaaaaa! Mugabe loooooo! Iku bolaje. R.I.P |
Crime / Re: Housewife Kills Husband To Remarry Ex-husband In Kebbi by tjfulloption(m): 5:19am On Aug 27, 2019 |
Niccoloimhotep: Thanks for the correction. Noted. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Housewife Kills Husband To Remarry Ex-husband In Kebbi by tjfulloption(m): 10:28pm On Aug 26, 2019 |
The heart of a woman is deep sea of secret. Nonsense and WADUME. 28 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Dual Citizenship: Senate President, Speaker Risk Losing Seats by tjfulloption(m): 7:17am On Aug 25, 2019 |
Mttteewwwww! Nonsense and wadume 1 Like 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Female Shop Owner Overpowered A Thief, Tied Him Up Naked For Sex by tjfulloption(m): 12:13pm On Aug 17, 2019 |
This is the kind of dey pain me. Make she come try yam for naija. 6 Likes 1 Share
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Politics / Re: Video OF Execution Of Boko Haram Leader July 30 2009 by tjfulloption(m): 6:01am On Aug 01, 2019 |
stonemasonn:Please let Peace return to the North East. TEARS FROM MAIDUGURI Maiduguri Capital city of the ancient Kanuri empire A big elephant in the desert A million happy children on its back and trunk. You were a city of innocence Where inhabitants dwelled in the farm of peace And cultivated plenty fruits Of unity, love and joy You were a bubbling city Full of promise and attraction Your weather may not be friendly But your smile was full of tranquility. You spoke the language of commerce With unhindered fluency and simplicity Like a big mango tree You provided both shelter and fruits To all who sat under you You were a magnanimous host Who received guests From home and abroad And made them felt at home. You were like a beautiful bride Who stole the hearts of many suitors That kept knocking on your door In quest for your love Which you gave in abundance To the envy of some neighbors. But Maiduguri. Oh. Maiduguri! Like a bolt from the blues Your enemies threw spanners in your works And you lost your innocence at once Your children are now on the cliff's edge Their farms, shops and books mortgaged In exchange for guns, grenades and propellers The melodious song of love has ended The terrible tunes of war are very loud. The virus of war has entered the city of commerce Turning it on its head There is pain with tears in every household Leaving in its trail Blood, blood and fire Men have become beasts Hacking down brothers and sisters In a ruthless show of strength, faith and courage? As the streete experience ceaseless bloodbath. Oh Maiduguri! Look now at your body Your highly artistic shape Your wonderful architectural master pieces The many thousand heavy duty trucks Have all melted in the fire of war Between your children and against your children The powerful vehicle which drove your economy Has crashed very badly Men, women and children Everyone in tears and blood. And now! The commander has commanded His order must be obeyed before complaint Soldiers in full military regalia Hungry for war unfought for ages Equipped with super guns, propellers and war planes Penetrated the womb of Maiduguri Through the towns and villages Combing the deserts and hills Sniffing in search of enemies within The sounds of gun shots take the air Communication killed alive Mothers and daughters Fathers and sons can not transmit their love or pains Hospitals everywhere but no savior for the wounded The desert moved closer with no water to drink Hunger celebrated as it killed many With no food to fight it The few who still have their homes Have continued to serve the dusk to dawn jail term The sweet fragrance of love and romance Which greeted my nostrils On my last visit before this Has given way to the foul odour Of blood and fire You are now a shadow of your past splendor . In Maiduguri Every moment announces the arrival of another death In a high whistle Which descends like a spear Through the chaos And explodes in a vast noise and motion Which smashes everything...... Men, women, children, buildings. Maiduguri Your streets flood with blood Your atmosphere is ruled by fear and uncertainty I wish something will just happen Today Now This moment To pull the chestnut Out of this raging inferno. Oh, Maiduguri! 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Simbee Davis Who Accused MC Galaxy Of Raping Her, Says It's A Joke by tjfulloption(m): 8:31pm On Jul 03, 2019 |
DonX001: Thank you bro..I don't take alcohol but I can manage feruz |
Celebrities / Re: Simbee Davis Who Accused MC Galaxy Of Raping Her, Says It's A Joke by tjfulloption(m): 10:10am On Jul 03, 2019 |
*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!* Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action". AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following: 1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent. 2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic. 3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me. 4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever. 5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him. 6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care. 7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk. 8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does. 9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals. 10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that, (a) I contract an STD (b) I become pregnant (c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise. SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM) _______________________ (Signature of Screwee) ------------------------------------- (Signature of Screwer) 42 Likes 9 Shares |
Sports / Re: Meet Joash Onyango, The 27-Year-Old Kenyan Footballer Training For AFCON by tjfulloption(m): 11:47pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
He is a very young guy, abi because he dye his hair 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Abdulmalik Umar: Policemen Celebrate Arrest Of Boko Haram Commander by tjfulloption(m): 7:54am On Dec 21, 2018 |
and how will it now look like if they eventually arrest shakau shakau |
Romance / Re: Be Honest: Why Are You Not Married Yet? by tjfulloption(m): 9:00pm On Dec 07, 2018 |
gloria34:hello Gloria, let me advise you, when you get an cool handsome, loving and a ready guy like me. don't say NO. time wait for nobody. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Igbo Muslims Grumble Over Appointment Of New Imam by tjfulloption(m): 9:44am On Nov 30, 2018 |
Geoxplorer:I know one, she is very religious, caring, understanding and very beautiful. I would have love to marry her but I am engaged already. her name is Fatima. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: UPDATE: FSARS Operative Who Allegedly Killed LASTMA Official, Reported Dead by tjfulloption(m): 1:16pm On Nov 29, 2018 |
IbrahimDamola:though, R. I. P to the two officers. this is will serve as a lesson to these uniform men in mufti that always bragged and says: DO YOU KNOW WHO AYAM? you are nothing but a sand. Now the Inspector has come to his own #EndSARS. |
Romance / Re: "Will You Slap Me For $10M" — Popular Nigerian Video Vixen Asks by tjfulloption(m): 10:50pm On Nov 23, 2018 |
op why are you showing us a container of filled of poo. I expect to see her face. |
Romance / Re: (photos) Stew! Facebook User Sketch Wizkid And Tiwa Savage Nude Picture. by tjfulloption(m): 1:12pm On Nov 22, 2018 |
chai! chai!! chai!!! diaris gordu ooo! |
Education / Re: Meet The Tallest Student In Ghana, 14-Year-Old Kwame (Photos) by tjfulloption(m): 8:18pm On Nov 14, 2018 |
oboy the tailor wey go do the clothe measurements need to climb a ladder 75 Likes 3 Shares |
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