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PoliticsRe: Conversation Between Col. Sambo Dasuki And Dame Patience Jonathan by tjfulloption(m): 10:08pm On Jan 27, 2016
grin @op walahi I go sue to court ip my belle tire with with Laff walahi
CrimeRe: This Little Boy Has Been Kidnapped From His School (photo) by tjfulloption(m): 3:48pm On Jan 22, 2016
The school authority should be held responsible for not properly providing adequate measures in securing there pupils after school hours while waiting for there parents. Insha Allah, the perpetrator will fall into the hands of the law and little Michel will be found hale and healthy by the special grace of Allah.
PoliticsRe: A Patriotic (igbo) Soldier's Last Post On Facebook by tjfulloption(m): 9:34pm On Jan 12, 2016
May he rest in peace... Brovo solder, one thing that really touches me about his post was "RECAPTURING OUR MONGUNO" once again rest in peace officer
Christianity EtcRe: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by tjfulloption(m): 10:02am On Jan 10, 2016
darkhorizon:
From your statement,Jesus is a messenger to the children of Israel,why should we here in Nigeria be worried about him.
I can picture that you are not a Muslim nor a Christian. Worship what u believe-in and leave them alone.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by tjfulloption(m): 9:02am On Jan 10, 2016
VenusBetty:
friends? good to go
Pm me with your digits wink
VenusBetty:
friends? good to go
Pm me with your digits
PoliticsRe: Oh What A Dream! by tjfulloption(m): 11:05pm On Jan 09, 2016
grin I will first keep quiet, then withdraw it immediately and after that report to the efcc, tell the Nigerian police force and run out of the country with the money
FamilyRe: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Bachelor by tjfulloption(m): 8:48am On Jan 05, 2016
All these are truly happing to me
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy Mega 6.3 For Sale by tjfulloption(m): 7:06am On Jan 03, 2016
25k
CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife Ogunwusi Completes The 7Days In Seclusion (pics) by tjfulloption(m): 9:59pm On Nov 05, 2015
obontami:
[size=20pt]son of the soil


Well done


If na me become this ooni lasan


Toto don suffer for my hand [/size]
Olosi aboboku
CelebritiesRe: See Nigerian Artists That Needs To Change Their Stage Name by tjfulloption(m): 6:58pm On Nov 04, 2015
Iyanya-nyanya/mararaba grin
RomanceRe: My Aunt Married At 39 by tjfulloption(m): 6:41pm On Nov 04, 2015
U just bought this LAND for N000,000.2 and it NOT for sale.
PoliticsRe: I won't Lose Sleep Over Criticisms Says Buhari by tjfulloption(m): 10:04pm On Oct 30, 2015
i8sins:
Either true or false....
我讨厌布哈里,我讨厌APC。
أنا أكره بوهاري،أنا أكره APC.
אני שונא Buhari,אני שונא את APC.
That's my final decision.
Lwkmd grin
CelebritiesRe: Aww, Davido Feeds His Daughter (photo) by tjfulloption(m): 10:25pm On Oct 25, 2015
angry rubbish, the next topic u will open is . awww patoranking baby do shit
CelebritiesRe: Singer Harrysong Buckling His Girlfriend's Sandals (adorable Photo) by tjfulloption(m): 9:40pm On Oct 25, 2015
Baby boo lets be boo
Cos this your boo get another boo
So come make me and you just dey boo
Its wont be a taboo my baby boo

This is such an adorable, and beautiful boo for harry the boo kiss
CelebritiesRe: Reekado Banks & Fan Insult Each Other Over Tattoo (pics) by tjfulloption(m): 3:16pm On Oct 23, 2015
Reekado banks your Anty! grin
Me na your fans o
CelebritiesRe: Inem Peters Wears Bra To Her Birthday Party (Photos) by tjfulloption(m): 11:55am On Oct 23, 2015
Something really has touched our sisters. Losing there moral values all in the name of modernism to be counted among the class of Big Babes. Some have indeed gone mad. Smh.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by tjfulloption(m): 11:52am On Oct 23, 2015
VenusBetty:
friends? good to go
Pm me your eleven digits let relate.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by tjfulloption(m): 11:35am On Oct 23, 2015
VenusBetty:
though I still have a decade to go, but I wanna learn from my egbons
wink

NYSCRe: Shocking Photos From The NYSC Camp In Kwara by tjfulloption(m): 9:56am On Oct 23, 2015
This is miraculously incredible. When has yikpata camp degenerate to this extent. I think we need baba's body odur here.
RomanceRe: He Broke Up With Me The Night He Proposed! Frances & Desmond’s Love Story by tjfulloption(m): 9:32am On Oct 23, 2015
Wishing you an happy married life. Congrats. @op, pls can you get me the contact of the best lady kiss , walahi I like am cool
AgricultureRe: Strange Bird From Germany Lands In Kebbi Fisherman’s Net - Photo by tjfulloption(m): 10:19pm On Oct 22, 2015
In my own state? Lord save us from Karashika. grin devil is a lier. If na some people now, their pot of stew go don full.
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Is Fierce In Cleopatra Inspired Photo Shoot. by tjfulloption(m): 11:20am On Oct 22, 2015
Hmmmm, init you again. Ok o contunu
LiteratureRe: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by tjfulloption(m): 8:53am On Oct 21, 2015
I Distinguish Nairalander tjfulloption hereby move the motion that Distinguish Nairalander Class captain be conferred with the honour of Commander Of the Federal Republic of Nairaland (CON). Pls a member should second the motion.

Attention: Senate President Lalasticlala
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LiteratureRe: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by tjfulloption(m): 3:25am On Oct 21, 2015
Classcaptain me I no go rub greess for your elbow, asper say the greess don dey too much na money I wan pour for your pocket. Your story is so captivating, enticing and loving. More ink to your pen. Feature me in your next story.
CelebritiesRe: Braless Lady At Afrimma2015 Event As Kcee Performed by tjfulloption(m): 12:55am On Oct 21, 2015
Something has touched my sisters
Snatching away their morality
And sending their innocence
On a permanent sabbatical
To a dangerous bush of madness
All in the name of modernism.

Do you see what I see my brothers?
Every day a new wave of madness
Hitting the hearts of our sisters
Leaving them in moral disconnection
To wander in self destruction
A saviour no where to salvage them.

Each time I see my sisters
My small eyes cry a big cry
Pushing my abdomen to complain
As my heart growls and bleeds without end
As they come in their full regalia
Of young girls lost in madness.
My sisters have all sniffed the cocaine of MODERNISM
In their quest for the new CLASS
So that they may be counted among the BIG BABES
In this season of madness
When values have stumbled
And ethics have crumbled
In an accident that has murdered morality.

Look at my sister's clumsy head
She carries a heavy load of artificial hair
Extracted from a dead horse's body?
And wriggled on her small head
To dwarf her God given beautiful hair
In shameless display of ingratitude
This ungodly hair
In white, milk brown,yellow, red and all colors
Announces the presence of a fresh lunatic
Abound in all nooks and crannies
Ready for a real show down.

Aaaaaaaah!
See again another one
In arrogant exhibition of artificiality
Her long fingers acquired from the stores
Making her look like a WITCH
Yet she thinks it's fashionable.

The one coming is even messier
Her madness more frightening
Her beautiful African skin
Has gone through a terrible transformation
To a rainbow of conflicting colors
Of yellow, white with blue and black
A response to heavy bleaching
Through the use of creams
To reject what God has made of her
A black African queen
And now look at her damaged face
Made worst by burnt fingers and arms
Making her like an unfortunate goat
Which suffered the misfortune of fighting a hungry tiger
The bad smell of her cream- drenched body
Offends my wide-open African nose
She is an eye sore .

Look in front of you
You see a gang of rogues
Whose sense of shame has escaped
Dressed in smashed jean trouser and blouse?
Their tommy exposéd for all to see
Their cheap boobs dangle in the air
For lustful eyes to prowl
Their WaIST DOWN jean exposing infested yanshes
To oppress our innocent eyes
Leaving us with APOLO of the heart
All in the name of fashion.

Something has touched my sisters
As they now lead the men
In the race for drinks and drinking
They are queens of the day and night
Their meals of liquor, weeds and drugs
Their cocaine, heroine, totolin, beneleen abound
In their moments of real madness.

Do you see what I see ahead?
Their instructions to tailors who must obey?
Cut my dress to shape and tight
To expose my boobs and curves to clear
Let my ass show in full
That is the new craze in town
Our girls are mad I see today.

Who will save our sisters today
From this madness that is hot and fierce?
Mothers of the nation too wear them tight
To walk on red carpets with pain and hard
Accompanied by a sea of aides to match or march?
Their fingers covered with artificial with nails they bought abroad?
Bras made to raise their boobs
I understand even artificial yanshes abound in stores
To crave the indulgence of crazy male counter parts
Their hungry eyes feeding without discipline
And now my sisters are mad
In this crazy world
With no one to help.
CrimeRe: UK Police Recruit Four Yoruba-speaking Officers by tjfulloption(m): 5:56am On Oct 19, 2015
Very good development for the people of Yoruba in the uk . meanwhile, if they don't have this on their faces they are not yorubas grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Who Hasn't Heard About This Thing Going On In Uganda? See What 2 Girls Are Doing by tjfulloption(m): 11:07pm On Oct 18, 2015
Awon oponu aye rada angry
LiteratureRe: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by tjfulloption(m): 10:46pm On Oct 18, 2015
ClassCaptain:
The Story ends Tomorrow ..D story finish pata pata tomorrow
If dem born you well make you no nak that inchinbong kpekut, you go see watin I go do you. I go report you to pastor Chris okotiebo.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Picture Of The Day. You Fit Enter? by tjfulloption(m): 1:42pm On Oct 18, 2015
Watin? I go enta neat

LiteratureRe: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by tjfulloption(m): 12:43pm On Oct 18, 2015
grin this your story din dey take time like #theministerslist, abeg come finish am oooo.
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