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Trendytessy: Pls i've bin tryin 2 submit my payment details and it kipz tellin me dat my jamb reg no is nt correct. Wat do i do?

I'll advice u visit ui admission office to lodge a complain, I also had the same problem last year...u may check to confirm ur jamb reg no tallies with d one u wrote on the teller u collected...

temidayo damoye: .......tjosh i tink jossy4love is makin sense with dat cos d deputy vice chancellor also said 200 and above wud be invited 4 pume widout any dept cutoff or shortlistin bt he also butress his point with d fact dat 50 mite no longa be d minimum pume score cos d crowd wud make d admission more competitive and survival for d fittest.......source;deputy VC,geology class april 13th

if dat is d case den its not a gud news cos admission will be competitive dis year...dia is a possibility of ui introducing negative marking or wit do u think...I can assure u many ppl will pass post utme o...at least half of those who chose Ui (talking of half of over 41,000), and ui cant accept more dan 3000 candidates. Dayo how dat 111 yesterday?

temidayo damoye: .......tjosh i tink jossy4love is makin sense with dat cos d deputy vice chancellor also said 200 and above wud be invited 4 pume widout any dept cutoff or shortlistin bt he also butress his point with d fact dat 50 mite no longa be d minimum pume score cos d crowd wud make d admission more competitive and survival for d fittest.......source;deputy VC,geology class april 13th

if dat is d case den its not a gud news cos admission will be competitive dis year...dia is a possibility of ui introducing negative marking or wit do u think...I can assure u many ppl will pass post utme o...at least half of those who chose Ui (talking of half of over 41,000), and ui cant accept more dan 3000 candidates.

Jossy4luv1: I knw all of u has slept.....GOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS!! GOOD NEWS!!!=In d last 1 session,university of ibadan has resorted into shortlisting students for post-utme through their jamb score..In UI,it's nt all student dat score 200 in jamb that is qualified to do post-utme because cutoff 4 each course is always drawn through the use of jamb scores and this is a major THREAT to university of ibadan applicants because after scoring up to 200 in jamb,it's nt enough because scoring enough mark in order to qualify to do post ume is d most important thing BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT I,jossy4luv can categorically tell u that university of Ibadan will not use that method dis year,the method that will be used is dat any student that scores 200 and above in jamb qualifies to do post-ume.,there will nt be any cutoff mark dis year as d only cutoff mark is 200...if u score 200 and u want to study medicine or law,u are qualified to do post ume.,if u score up to 200 in jamb,u are nt to change ur course again.,the major problem that students will have is that after d post-ume,d admission cutoff may b high since students dat will do post may be many...last year,out of over 40 thousand students dat picked ui,only 7thousand was able to do post-utme but dis year will nt be like that because things have changed....i think u will be happy nao,as in those dat score up to 200 BUT those dat didnt score up to 200,dont be sad,u can change to other skuls that admit students with lesser score....NOTE=i dnt wnt any question like(hw sure are u,,what is ur source,etc) because by GOD'S SPECIAL GRACE,I DONT GIVE FALSE INFORMATIONS,,ANYBODY DAT WAS HERE LAST YEAR WILL BE ABLE TO TESTIFY TO THIS BECAUSE GOD IS D 1 HELPING ME AND NO ANY OTHER PERSON....If u score up to 200 in jamb,start to prepare for post ume now because there is no time to waste....MAY GOD HELP U ALL ALL ALL...ALL IS WELL...let me knw hw happy u are by liking this info....THANKS TO U ALL

I find it hard to biliv dis...but judging by d integrity of ur infos last year its going to b genuine...but if dis turns out to b FALSE i'll be darned nd also vexed cos u'll be giving dis guys FALSE hope

Messilo: I score 263 in jamb 44 in o level but 2 sitting can i change to ui med&sur please help house.

don't jump into changing ur course to med nd surgery...wot I know is dat college of med in ui does not accept two o'level sittings...if I may ask wot course did u initially register 4

Lilly001: TJosh, I sight U oh ...... I dey run go Mellanby, I wan go pick jambite(fine one)
, No dulling!!!!! D earlier d Beta

go nd face ya books...exam knocking on d door....I piry u

to all new uite nairalanders...wish u guys best of God. Go show dem wot u'r made of dudes...

Sleekprince: Rachael, joshua! I sight una. KO NI BAJE!

sight u 2 in 3d jawe

Get reciept at skul bursary bawo...why make guesses when u'v nt confirmd d info u giv pls...u av no business wit skul bursary...u'll get ur official reciept 4rm ur faculty's financial office nd dat begins on monday.

da ceo1: use internet xplorer 4rm ur browser

na which 1 b all dis use explorer ish....did mine wit mozilla on my laptop b4 proceeding to a cafe to print

Lilly001: Just did ma online payment fr accomodation...na schoollevy remain..

Abeg who paid @ wema bank..and @ d sametym don do d online pament for it..

Wots d 1k wey wema dey ask to pay along wit 200 abt?

Answerx pls

dem 1 use u hammer ni.....na which 1 b 1k again

Zikites just add up wit my 2go acct tjosh007...

ogatimon: yes, you could run apps from the memory card, if you've rooted the phone and installed app2sd. And i think considering screen size and resolution, number of SIM slots, the GPU, dual camera with flash, the T3 beats the galaxy pocket, check the full specs here at tecnoandroidspot..com

tnx bro...buh how do i root d phone...can u root d phone 4 me pls. If u can how do we meet up pls

Am interested in d tecno t3 as a 2nd phone...neva used an android device b4 tho. Was wondering if i culd run apps 4rm d memory card on a t3 nd if nt...wot options culd be considered, cos d internal memory's so low. Nd which is beta galaxy pocket or t3 am nt talking abt price o

AmiableJay: Good News!
U.I to commence allocation of Halls of residence and Matriculation Numbers to fresher students as at December 1st,2012.Students should start getting prepared for the payment of their fees as the schedule of fees will be announced on November 31st,2012..
Source:www.mycraziestdream.com :-(
Abegi,dont mob me like UNIPORT 4 o,cause ah no steal laptop lols.Na my dream cause am o..House eyaf want to bore me qan...gud morning to y'll!

JJJJJjeeeeerrrrrrryyyyyy! Ur own go pass UNIPORT 4 o cos iyaf vex 4 u gan

*Walks in...smiles wit a charming smile.* *...realizes all d gals in here ar tripping. Bounces out*

temidayo damoye: wife nd children 2 small naw...see bring aeroplane gan ui don dey construct airport 4 us..if na train u get,light rail constructn is on,d only tin u cnt bring is ur brain.jst liv dat one @ home wife nd children 2 small naw...see bring aeroplane gan ui don dey construct airport 4 us..if na train u get,light rail constructn is on,d only tin u cnt bring is ur brain.jst liv dat one @ home

damoye...how was u doing? Av nt been looking u in 2go...where is u goes since dis days?

I want 2 ask if u have fairly used laptops 4 sale of prices nt greater than 40k with gud specs...pls reply asap

**TOUCHING STORY #MustRead **
This is a real story of a young ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month. Her name was Lola.
She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa.
She was working for MTN.
She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker
who was recently transferred to Abuja.
Both of them were true lovers.
She spent half of the day and most nights
talking with Emeka on her phone.
Lola's family knew about their relationship.
Emeka was very close with Lola's family in
spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine
their love).
Before she passed away at LUTH,she told her
friends,
"If I pass away, please bury me with my cell
phone".
She also said the same thing to her parents.
After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't.
They went and called some priests in church who had the gift of communicating with the
dead.
They sprinkled some salt and water on the
body and started speaking to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, they said,
"this girl misses something here".
Then her friends told them abouther
intentions to bury her with her phone.
They asked them to bring a coffin, and then
they opened it and placed her phone inside
the casket.
After that they tried to carry the body.
It could now be moved and they carried it
away easily.
Everyone was shocked.
A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka
came to their house with gifts but was so shocked to receive d news.
He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola d previous day, he then tried calling
her phone again in their presenceand behold d phone rang and Lolapicked it and they were chatting.
They called d priest to come and intervene and when he came andprayed for 5 hours, it
was revealed dat:
.
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"MTN is everywhere u GO"
.
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Please don't shoot me yet ooo cos I am also looking for d person dat sent dis to me, so
I can strangle him too.. Hehehehehehe
thats how I also read it like I was preparing for my final year Examination!!!

temidayo damoye: lwdm7p(lav wan dash me 7pnts)...she made me rememba dat advert HYPO GO WIPE O.....hahahaha

lwkmd...u no lie o. HYPO GO WIPE O!!!

temidayo damoye: if i were u ni @duboovay,i go jst stroll enta one chinese resturant nd order 4 chinese rice in combo with lizard kidney,housefly,python intestines,duck throat......walahi u self go dey shout HEY! HEY! HEY! jst like tjosh wen u will see ur bill......winks.....

abi o damoye...nd besides dat combo na nice combo o, we go fit try am when we enter UI **WINKS**, Duboovay u'r invited to join o.

DuBooVay: Staring# geskiya hayaf taya 4 dis houz gaaaaaaan__ so so eba eba eba eba_mtchew

sorry u don vex o...u fit try dis correct delicacy garri garnishd wit locust beans if u no mind

AN EXPERENCE I HAD THAT I WANT U GUYS TO LAFF OFF TOO
Theres dis restaurant i usually go 2 for lunch at VI. They've got really kul delicacies buh I being d humble guy i usually am settles 4 a single type of meal. Buh there's dis meal on the menu that everytime any1 eats the comment dat ppl make is.... HEEY! HEEY! I keep wondering why dat exclamation follows d meal. I've been noticing dis 4 a long tym buh i keep ignoring it. Buh dis very day my curiousity pushd me beyond d plastic limit. I went 4 my usual meal dat day nd i saw dis white guy eating dis same meal. I sat in anticipation 2 see if d guy will also make d comment after d meal...i was surprised 2 hear him shout HEEY! HEEY! Loudly after his meal. Being d inquisitive type i decided 2 order d meal nd try it out to know wot makes ppl exclaim HEEY! HEEY! After finishing d fud i realised i didn't shout. I ordered anoda 1 2 be sure nd still there was no positive result. I then askd 4 my bill dissappointed nd when i saw d figures...45k 4 each meal making 90k...i cwiously did nt knw when i startd shouting HEEY! HEEY! Till i finishd washing there dishes.

profk: can d clearance thing be done after the deadline stipulated?

u ought 2 av been in ibadan by nw...som1 came in all d way 4rm gombe 4 dis same clearance nd u'r still thinking of doing urz after d deadline just 4rm benin...guy let me tell u dat there myt not be an extension nd besides clearance ends 2pm 2mao cos there will be public holidays on thurs nd fri...i 1nda y u decided to take things so lightly

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"MY PPLE, U WIL NEVA BELIEVE WAT HAPPEND 2 ME YESTADAY AT ROBANSTORE IN 042. I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT. I WENT 2 D SUPER MARKET 2 PICK SOMETIN 2 EAT AND AS I WAS WALKING DOWN D ISLE, I NOTICED DIS MAN STARING AT ME.I LOOKD AT HIM AND KEPT WALKING TO D FRONT COUNTER 2 PICK BOTTLED WATER AND GALA. AS I PICKED DEM AND TURNED TO FIND D SAME MAN RIGHT INFRONT OF MY FACE! I TRIED 2 GIV HIM SOME OF MYLOV,SO I SMILED AND SAID "HI"
DEN I WENT ON TO GET A CAN COKE.CAN U BELIEVE DAT SAME MAN FOLLOWED ME TRU D STORE?I WAS GETING A LITTLE NERVOUS AND MAD COS HE WAS FOLLOWING ME WITOUT SAYING ANYTIN. BUT U NO ME,TRYINGTO STAY FRIENDLY" I JUST SAID"HI"HE FINALY RESPONDED AND SAID,"I AM SORRY 4 STARING BUT U LOOKJUST LIKE MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER..WE JUST BURIED HER 2WKS AGO".
I FELT STUPID 4 GETING MAD AS I EXPRESSED MY SINCERITY2 HIM. HE SAID HE WAS FINE AS HE KNOWS DATHIS DAUGHTER IS WIT D LORD. DEN HE ASKD ME 2 DO HIM A FAVOR. I SAID " IF I CAN". HE SAID HE WAS A BIT SAD DAT HIS DAUGHTER NEVA SAID GOODBYE 2 HIM B4 PASSING ON.HE ASKED ME TO GET IN LINE BHIND HIM,& AS HE LEFT D STORE,I SHLD SAY " GOODBYE DAD" SO DAT HE COULD HV A SENSE OF CLOSURE.THOUGH HIS REQUEST WAS WEIRD,I HOWEVER AGREED 2 GRANT DEM.SO AS HE COLLECTED HIS BAGS FRM D CASHER AND WALKED AWAY,I SAID " BYE DAD"
HE TURND AND SAID" BYE BABY GAL"WEN D CASHIER CALCULATED MYSTUFF, SHE SAID D TOTAL WAS N6750!!!. I SAID." WAT?......CAN U TELLME HW A BOTTLE OF N70 WATER, N5O GALA AND N100 CAN COKE EQUALS N6750?.
SHE SAID" UR DAD SAID U R PAYIN 4HIS TOO"....MY DAD?, I SHOUTED. DATMAN IS NOT MY FATHER!!!!!". I QUICKLY RUSHED OUT JUST IN TIME 2 SEE D MAN APPROACHING D PARKIN LOT. I RAN AFTER HIM AND WAS SCREEMING.." EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!!!". HE STARTED RUNNING 4 HIS CAR AS HE SAW ME COMING. I CAUGHT HIM JUST B4 HE WAS ABLE 2 CLOSE D DOOR.I KEPT ON PULLING AND PULLING HIS LEGS!!!
JUST LIKE AM PULLING URS NAW!!" U2 lik gist, c as U jst serious dey read am=))how are you today?

Shehuaba...i want 2 appreciate ur effort towards helping d freshers. At least dis as minute as it seems wuld be of gr8 help2 ppl who wuldn't want 2 loose dia focus...hope u remember me 4rm d ui thread...am 1 of d guys dat contributes jokes. I guess dis will help more ppl on d ui thread if a topic like dis is startd dia. May God bless u gr8ly

Omonigbehin adetunji, Geology...male
2go: tjosh007
i ain't dropping my age o

Omo Daddy354: @Wolex,its ironical 2 u abi? I'm suppose 2b a 300lvl student of History nw in University of Maiduguri,bt my relatives,especially my eldest bro wuldnt let me continue dia cos of all d uproars dia. I have 2 start frm d very beginning nw

Racheal ryt? Finally u registered on nairaland. Welcome onboard...

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