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RoyalBlak007:
I can't post the video here
[color=#F5A215] But it's in the link[/color]

Thanks

addikt:
My gf number has been switched off since morning


VERY UNUSUAL


Thank's to heaven for plan B

From the chat in the photo you shared,, if it's your chat, then the babe is not into you.

RoyalBlak007:
“Here we are doing what needs to be done.”

We neeed to see the video of this epic burn

jsb:
Who do we blame now...GEJ or BUBU

Blame Jonathan Please.

LieDetector:
You ended up calling them "red nose people". You definitely have white friends that follow you on twitter. They'd feel bad seeing this and it would probably get to the school authority. You'd be sanctioned if found guilty of any racial slur. Thing is; this guy lied. He's somewhere in Ikorodu forming posh.


Too much Sense will not kill me biko

My Guy, u're correct

This Is Everlasting Love

That's nice..
You fúck up, you get impeached.
One Time.!!
No waiting.

badboywizzy:
Thanks for the mention and I would have loved to help if i were still there, i left the North late last year.

Thanks

joudini:
Don't be obtuse.

These kids are not registered as kids. Their date of birth on the PVC are at least 18.

PVCs only work in the region where they were registered. Thus, PVC registered in Lagos can vote only in Lagos.

You lack the clarity of thought to even present your obtuse logic.

This is Nigeria where people do things without Logic. So, there is no need telling me about Logic here where the system doesn't follow simple logic.
Remember that they bypassed Card-Readers and did manual verification and accreditation in 2015, which helped them to inflate the numbers and employed all sorts of anomalies..
So, if a person told another person to confirm some rumoured anomalies which could be possible in a place where logic is generally lacking, is there anything wrong with it.?
And for the kids that are registering with wrong dates of birth, is that not a clear example of a system that lacks simple logic.??
Please swerve jarre..
I am seeking my personal information for my personal use.
Don't even attempt to distract me please.

badboywizzy:
Jss 2 students in the north all have Pvc, i was teaching them on civic education, election to be precise. I was so amazed that boys that were not up to 15 years all had PVC.

INEC is the most currupt organization in Nigeria, Buhari should start his curruption fight from there.

Thanks for your observations..
Please, help me confirm some things for me..
1. You know, during the registration periods in 2011 and 2014, the machines rejected birth-dates that were not up to 18yrs as of the date of registration.. So please, help me confirm if these kids altered their birth-years on the PVC cards..
2. Again, someone told me that many loads of cards from the south were shipped up north by INEC and were bought off by the big men there in early 2015. These cards were distributed to kids in preparation for the 2015 election. So please, help me confirm if the names on their PVC cards corresponded with their own names..
..
Please, reply.

They would still pack up the equipments without putting them into use, and they would rot away just like that..
No be Nigeria we dey again?

Randy100:
I am guilty of number 5. I promise to stop it.

Let me teach you how to stop it..
You know, once a lady tells you anything concerning Real Man, if you reason what she said well, you will discover that she was just telling you things you would do to make her happier and better. And whatever becomes of you later, the "Real Lady" in her won't even care a bit...
So, here is what you gonna be doing..
Assuming your name is Ken Otobo, and she says: "A real man should have done blah blah blah bleh bleh bleh"..
Just reply quickly: "I am Ken Otobo. And A Real Ken Otobo should have done Jakata Jakata Jakatakanta... And that was what I just did, because I am A Real Ken Otobo.."
She would then be like: "Eeeehhnn?? Is that what you said.? So you can't just do this for ME?"..
Then you can happily reply: "Eeehhhnn?? So the whole talks about Real Man this-and-that was all because of your personal gains.? You should have just told me what you wanted straight away, and then allow me decide whether to do it for you or not, rather than mentioning Real Man"
..
Believe me,, she will never mention real man again in her life, whether to you or to anyone else.

They went through the Valley of the shadow of death

I need to have this egg-house..
I want to live on one of those small Islands inside River Niger.

I LOVE CHINA

I love the serene privacy it offers

Chijosky:
No call them Autobus Optimus Prime

Ginaz:
Our house is close to the bush, houses are still undergoing construction In my area.

Then you need to fumigate the environment dear.

tk4rd:
Question:

Had these suggestions not been practiced in Nigeria all these while?

Answer:

What we always see in Nigeria is selected auditing. Not all MDAs and parastatals and political offices are audited.
And when loopholes are found, the said auditing firms are the ones to help cover up the glaring evidence of diversions.
And even when unavoidable loopholes are found in the reports, there would always be selected punishment to some scapegoat officers.
Even the quarterly reports from the MDAs and Parastatals are shabby, non-detailed, filled with assumed quantities, and manipulated figures.. And yet, the engaged independent auditing firms would allow the reports to be accepted as authentic, and allow the manipulated sections to pass as "classified" sections.

Question:

Had these suggestions not been practiced in Nigeria all these while?

CORRUPTION..
It can only be stopped by stopping it at it's starting point.
These two steps can be applied at the present Nigerian situation.
Step-1.
The financial reports of ALL the MDAs and parastatals and political offices (no exceptions) from last 10years or 20years should be submitted and seriously audited by independent auditing firms. (Lots of dubious diversions and transactions would be sniffed out, and the affected officers should be prosecuted without fear nor favour nor selective justice)
Step-2.
Monthly financial and activity reports from the MDAs and parastatals and political offices, also to be seriously audited by independent auditing firms., which would still be rechecked if necessary.
..
In other words, with continued and continuous checks on the movement of funds, any diversion or mismanagement would be immediately be sniffed out, and the officers involved severely (appropriately) punished.
...
With good checking/control systems in use, corruption would be maximally reduced.

If I hear say a typical Nigerian lady go remember any of these..
Them too dull.
All she will remember is to record the convo.

Fumigate ur surroundings first..
Is there a thick forest near your house.?
This insect is a forest insect, and not an underground insects like ants and termites.
Neither are the domestic insects like cockroaches and bugs.

hatedisplace:
another lie

Ok..
Just tell us your own truth, and make it clear enough.

carolndidi:

You may not believe it, but that's just the truth.

NarnieSnyper:
I started typing at first, then I deleted it when the topic was still in page 1, so I decided to finally write my own after reading through the numerous comments from other folks, it compelled me to, hence I used the line " I have no other choice......"

it was really a tough mental and emotional fight between You and Yourself..
And Yourself later won the fight..
Thus, You ended up doing what Yourself wanted.

horlus:
I try to understand how some people will just conclude and place judgments on someone else whom you no nothing about. Now I owe you no explanation but the buisness in question was very legit and it involved bringing in precious stones back then like ruby, emerald, aquamarine which were in abundance and very cheap in nigeria and selling in Asia. The guy in question met a dealer and we invested our own money In buying from here. So the buisness went through him that's how he made away with capital and interest. So please next time u want to play holier than thou and run your mouth at least be sure you have facts.

I be wan enter gem stones business..
How I go take start.?

NarnieSnyper:
Sorry, I don't get you

You typed "You have no choice but to share your story"..
Habbaa..
I mean,, you really have no other choice.?
Chaii.!!
Were you compelled.? or pushed.? or wat.??

..
U know,, u just felt like sharing your story with us, that's quite alright, and that's ok..
But the "you have no other choice" part really got me laughing already immediately I saw it..

The fact that the society had made it the duty of guys to woo the lady, most guys are truly naive and can't woo..
So, only the very few guys that got the courage do the wooing and the fúcking. And these guys end up deflowering up to six or seven ladies in all their various adventures before finally settling down, while the naive guys stay alone waiting for who would genuinely love them..
And when the naive guys - who happens to be the majority of guys - finally get the lady that gave them enough attention, it always happens that the lady had already tasted all manner of chop-and-run courageous guys that had wooed them in the past.
It's nobody's fault anyway..
I'm just trying to say that most guys can't woo ladies, and thus, they decide to stay alone..
That means, more guys end up marrying as virgins than ladies.