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I just dey see pregnant policemen, all with protruded tommy.
Nongallant and Noncombatant policemen everywhere.

SHE SAID SHE NO WANT FERRARI...
I NO WANT FERRARI TOO..

This post is more about PDP..
Why.??

I love Sciences..
I love Arts..
Chaaii..
See Creativity.!!

Then, there is no need "sharing" the p*ssy.
Leave the guy already and go for the money-guy.
Why coming back to him again.??

obembet:
Am only waiting for the day this man will be our IGP in this nation

I will be very happy

Meanwhile..
They should stick to their Guns.

radiokilla:
Please can anyone based in awka tell me areas that have constant power supply?

It's now part of Governor's duty to provide power supply.??

adadike281:
Hello Nairalanders, that's my state. join me as I say a big Thk u to the gov and also urge him to do more.
Thk u my able governor as we await the 2nd community project of your administration. We love and appreciate u sir. Dalu olu.

How I wish we all can be proud of Nigeria just this exact way you are proud of your State..
Good Governance Really Matters A Lot

bewla:
some time I come here to read comments

NwaAmaikpe's comments u mean.??

nairavsdollars:
Dirty minded peepos...na so e easy to get belle?

Very Easy oo..

NwaAmaikpe:
Is Christianity and Islam really related?


I am working on a thesis which I hope will be syndicated by some global newspapers in which I will highlight the similarities between Christians/Catholics and Muslims.

Let me just name a few here

-Both dress alike;
The priests' cassock and the mallam's jellabia, the reverend sister's veil and the female Muslim's hijab.

-Both pray with a chaplet:

-Both intermittently squat/kneel/bow during prayers.

-Both are very resolved in their beliefs and almost fanatical with it:
It's almost impossible to convince them to drop their doctrine and reconsider yours. They go all lengths to defend their beliefs.

-Both have a lenghty fast at a specific period:

The Catholics have the Lenten period where they fast for 40-46 days and are supposedly holy till after the fast when they return to status quo, this fast culminates into Easter; same as the Muslims who fast for 30days in the month of Ramadan and just like the Catholics observe an abstenance from iniquity and some type of meat, this fast as well culminates into the Eid el Fitri

Both could get very irate and potentially dangerous if you question the tenets of their doctrine.

Kindly join in on this discussion on if the two religions are related.


Please note that this discussion is not intended to infuriate anyone; rather an intellectual discourse that could further strengthen religious tolerance and bring better understanding to the origin of some of what we believe in.



Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Ijebabe
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Fynestboi
Naptu2
Ishilove
Spacetacular

Guy, I just went through your Diary on Nairaland..
You're just a unique character..
Keep it up..
Nobody else can be you better than you.

He sounds Familiar..
I won't say I'm smelling blame-games and future Recession in that country.
I won't say it at-all.

CHICKEN RUN..
FOR REAL.!!

Front Paige

I see a pack of Michelin Tyres

This is exactly what we see in Nigeria..
People seriously pursing after the gains of doing a Job even before the Job had started.

ishowdotgmail:
For her mind she's creative

mtcheeew

if am the guy I will gladly eat the cake and woo her again. Let her bake for me again. Na she go suffer am

My first thoughts

DonteMec:
Bros I have a concubine outside the country. That is what has kept me in this marriage. Else my wife's low sex drive would have pushed me out of the marriage. It's with the concubine/ girlfriend that I do the drilling or hard work with. With my wife I take it easy as I know her capacity. Problem is that for 2 years and 72 hours prior to my coming back I performed optimally with the said concubine. Then back to my wife, after the first day, all of a sudden my JohnThomas does NOT stand up again. I need a real suggestion as to what could cause that ...

YOUR MIND IS NO MORE WITH YOUR WIFE

I smell Anaconda in the waters

Narldon:


Decency Restored!

Please can you also help restore her facial beauty.?
I don't just know why she looks ugly upon all the makeups.
Or abi na my eyes.??

So Silly Of Him.

PharmaGirl:
I'm seeing
'I want cheat no more'

You're Right

seunlayi:
You can only find few worn out 100 naira notes in circulation now

Are they phasing it out or what.??

Toks2008:
Then it was never love but they probably thought it was.

Except a case where they found out they are family members but any other reason is a facade.

Must every love be romantically inclined.??
Then, you can't love more than one person be that.

The Snake-bite.. Eeuuww

They Should Blame Jonathan.
They should blame the past government.
..
All these na stories.

When the price of Crude Oil was very Low, the pump price of fuel (petrol and diesel) went high, and they said that the reason was that: "The price of crude oil is Low."
Now, the price of crude oil is gradually coming up again back to what it used to be, but then, the pump price of fuel is about to go up yet again..
And what's their reason this time?
"The price of crude oil is High."
..
What Are They Not Telling Us Please.??

Once this method starts working, Nigerians would start using it to defraud people.
Even phone thefts would be on the high side because they go straight to WhatsApp and try changing the details so as to wire money from there

Islie:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/presidency-our-social-investment-programmes-marred-by-fraud.html

SAI CHAANGII..!!

lalasticlala:
Time to cut the cake... Who is gonna join me?

You Really Love Snakes This Much.??